27 Jul 2006 at 16:32 - 4
I don’t think it’s really about having way too much time one’s hands. This issue has more to do with what kind of experience one enjoys with Guild Wars. For example, this is my typical night of GW pleasure:
*drop a load of plat ‘n mats for my sassy new necro Lux chest piece*
“kit are you coming us for a fow run?”
oh they are sooo going to gawk when they see me in this, fo shizzle!
“brt”
uh oh... my hair sticks through the collar. balls!
*blue dye + purple dye + chest piece = outfit matching my hair color*
this sooo the bomb diggidy... wait...
*notices red spot on collar*
what’s this?! nooo! not another booch!
"toa to kit, come in kit”
"yeah on my way"
*map to LA, map to ToA*
ok stay calm. i get extra cool points for being nonchalant.
*aceept group invite*
"kit can you battery for us?"
*run over to my guildies*
"sure gimme a sec"
*reskill*
"sweet armor kit"
"yeah thats badass"
*bask in my new glory*
maybe if i turn a little to the left they won't notice the red spot
"thanks i just got it"
*guildie runs over to pay entrance fee*
"every1 rdy?"
"1"
"rdy"
oh i still need that Lux scar. do i have the mats on my mule?
"1"
"1"
"yup"
"ready"
*trying to recall where i put scare pattern mats*
"kit!"
"1"
*zone to FoW*
"don't talk to ghost!"
*wait 50 seconds for laggers*
i wonder if my armor'll distract the team. they're staring at me right now, aren't they?
*turn slightly to the left*
"ok tank call targets"
*binding monk goes to work*
"kill monks first"
*last lagger arrives*
"energy please"
maybe i'll just have to settle for red armor. ...but that is soooooo unoriginal.
"energy please"
*BiP*
"ty"
and then my lovely lavender hair that sticks through the collar will be noticable again...
*tank calls a monk and charges in*
*t, space, shadow strike*
and what's up with this skirt?
*vamp gaze*
the lines are all muddy
*t, space, shadow strike*
it almost doesn't match the top
*vamp gaze*
matches the gloves though...
*vamp touch, soul feast*
speaking of which, the boots with their nice clean lines go with the chest
*run from attacking shadow*
this is getting to be a major bummer
*t, space, vamp gaze*
"good job all. this way now."
"energy please"
*BiP*
"mez 1st then eles"
*tank calls ele instead and runs in*
*t, space, shadow strike*
well no one has said anything about my collar so far
*vamp gaze*
maybe the mobs are distracting them
*t, space, shadow strike*
"\\\\\waacth hte partol"
*our ele aggros a patrol*
no they definitely seem to be distracted by my uber sass
“nergy pls”
*BiP*
perhaps i should put on my scars
*run from attacking abyssal*
nah... if i show skin, we're doomed fo sho!
*vamp gaze, run in circles*
dang. half the group is dead. time for a retre...
*Kit is dead!*
"run"
i died face up this time. nifty.
*heal monk and ranger flee*
aw crap. that red spot is showing straight up and flashing "notice me!"
"good retreat. rez pls"
yeah, hurry up with the rez. this is embarrassing.
*rez bind monk*
what if i try a red violet color?
*rez ele*
something that'll kinda mask the hair AND the red spot
*rez 2nd ranger*
would that be red + purple + red?
*rez warrior*
c'mon! rez me!
*rez 2nd warrior*
stop drooling on my sexy new armor. i'm the one who drools on dead people!
*rez Kit*
"ty"
"back down to ghost. wait for patrol to leave"
what's up with all these chaos axes this trip? and not a single one is max dmg.
*new guy talks to ghost*
"who did that?"
*ghost runs off*
"keep im alve1"
*BiP, t, space, shadow strike*
i should get my ranger after this. she still needs Kurz gloves 'n boots.
*vamp touch, soul feast*
"no run"
*t, space, vamp gaze*
yeah those spike thingies just ooooooze with spunk!
*Kit is dead!*
"rule 1 don't talk to ghost"
*group zones back to ToA*
i can't stand this anymore
*runs over to guildie*
{do you notice anything on my collar?}
{what?}
{on this armor, around my neck, look closely}
{what?}
{maybe you need a new video card}
{what? that red spot?}
noooooo!
*weeps*