Echo Mending

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/



Is it just me that sees this skill as a joke? Its like they're playing on the year-old echo-mending joke.

[Edit: Sorry if this was meant to go in the Arcan Repositary or Off-Topic section.]

Former Ruling

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Cedartown, Georgia

R/

What If they are

Alot of skill names and such are jokes..

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

Someone at ArenaNet has a sick sense of humor...

Skawtt

Skawtt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Oregon

W/N

Its just a flesh wound!

God Apprentice

God Apprentice

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Former Ruling
What If they are

Alot of skill names and such are jokes..
Such as the Elite "It's Just A Flesh Wound" XD

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

"Go For The Eyes!", Boo, "Go For The Eyes!".

I was dissapointed there was no skill called "Butt-Kicking For Goodness!", though.

Also, there definitely NEED to exist an exhaustion-causing skill called "Tiax' Reduction".

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
"Go For The Eyes!", Boo, "Go For The Eyes!".

I was dissapointed there was no skill called "Butt-Kicking For Goodness!", though.

New Minipet Idea!

Miniature Giant Space Hamster!

Bad Apache

Bad Apache

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

R/

The Burger.
E=5 C=1/4 R=5

Food stance. For 5 seconds you are a burger. All attacks against you are converted into bites.
When you are finished being a burger, you gain 1 portion of salad.

The Cheeseburger [Elite]
E=5 C=1/4 R=2

Elite Food Stance. For 10 seconds you are a Cheeseburger. All attacks and spells used against you
fail. When you are finished being a Cheeseburger, you turn into a Carrott

The Perv [Elite]
E=25 C=0 R=120

Elite Shout. For 60 seconds all female characters around you are naked. When The Perv ends
they are forced into Orgasm.

DarkNecrid

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

"Jump on my sword while you can evil, for I will not be as easy."

Swampgirl Inez

Swampgirl Inez

"I love reading trash!"

Join Date: May 2005

Home Again

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
"Go For The Eyes!", Boo, "Go For The Eyes!".

I'm still waiting for "Eye Poke" the elite kiting skill. *crosses fingers*

Edge Martinez

Edge Martinez

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

NC

DKL

"African or European?"
E=5 C=0 R=45
Shout. Interrupts all actions and ends all stances within earshot as people think about it.

Bad Apache

Bad Apache

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swampgirl Inez
I'm still waiting for "Eye Poke" the elite kiting skill. *crosses fingers*
Eye Poke [Elite]
E=5 C=1 R=10

Elite finger attack. Target poked foe is knocked down and suffers from blindness for 5 seconds.

Voltar

Voltar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

My dog let's me crash at her place.

POB

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Edge Martinez
"African or European?"
E=5 C=0 R=45
Shout. Interrupts all actions and ends all stances within earshot as people think about it.
yeah, obviously some people in design really can't get enough of Monty Python...

"None Shall Pass"

at least it's monty python and not like...american idol or some idiotic crap like that

there's others, not sure if there's people that still haven't realized the Homestar Runner reference in Rodgort's Invocation or Mark of Trogdor...I mean Rodgort.

of course, we also have:

Kilrooooooooooy Stoneskin!

or whatever that little wannabe Leroy's name is. People with senses of humor. good stuff. keep it up Anet.

logan90

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

How did i miss that? lol. Its one of the paragon skills i like most and itll prob get nerfed, yet i never realised. Definately a hint to the echo mending joke.


"They're on Fire!"

Griev

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Brantford, Ontario, Canada

Perfectly Normal Beasts [MEAT]

W/

First thing I noticed, as posted in this thread. http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10012805

Red Locust

Red Locust

Site Contributor

Join Date: May 2005

Heh, all these jokes are pretty good, and ANet have a pretty good sense of humor...

...but...

I gotta have more cowbell, baby

kvndoom

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

W/Mo

"They're on Fire!"

Look closely at the skill icon, and then try to remember NBA Jam.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Locust
I gotta have more cowbell, baby
I have a sickness... and the only cure... is cowbell.

You gotta love Walken refences.

And always remember "Never give up", "Never surrender"

Shadow of Light

Shadow of Light

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Australia

Mo/

Two more shouts are needed:

"Ni!"

and

"Ecki Ecki Ecki PTANG!"

Nevin

Nevin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2005

Rodgort's Invocation - Trogdor's Invocation
Mark of Rodgort - Mark of Trogdor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trogdor

Mercury Angel

Mercury Angel

Avatar of Gwen

Join Date: Apr 2005

Wandering my own road.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadow of Light
Two more shouts are needed:

"Ni!"

and

"Ecki Ecki Ecki PTANG!"
No clue where the second one is from, but we've already had Gnomes who say Ni during a pre-release event for Guild Wars Prophecies.

Nocere Moriari

Nocere Moriari

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Bolivia

Ancient of Days

N/R

Warrior Elite skill "Uncle" for 1 sec for every strenght point, your warrior grabs any non warrior primary by the neck and give him/her a head rub. skill ends with the aplication of a wedgy.

Paperfly

Paperfly

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Look closely at the skill icon, and then try to remember NBA Jam.
...You, sir, are a genuis!

I've been trying to remember where that annoying "He's on fire!!!" shout came from ever since the event began.
Quote:
No clue where the second one is from, but we've already had Gnomes who say Ni during a pre-release event for Guild Wars Prophecies.
The latter is what the knights who say "ni!" decide to become once they stop being the knights who say "ni!".

...Yeah, it's not actually that funny.

Roshi_ikkyu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Mo/W

A new Chant, they should have

"Shun"
Entire team blocks next attack, while yelling 'SHUNNN!' when triggered

Blind Rage

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

"On your knees"
"Brace Yourself"
"Frenzy"
"Final Thrust"
"Leaders Comfort"


-Or-


"On your knees"
Drunken Blow
Rising Bile

Skuld

Skuld

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Thousend Tigers Apund Ur Head [Ttgr]

A/

"Ni!"

Evilsod

Evilsod

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2006

England

Lievs Death Squad [LDS]

1 from guild chat

We need the coconut mount stance



I wish they'd let us charm a bunny

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voltar
yeah, obviously some people in design really can't get enough of Monty Python...
Just need that hench to tell the joke Am Fah joke when fighting

milias

milias

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Defected back to America

Me/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faer
Someone at ArenaNet has a sick sense of humor...
LoL, it would seem so

But again, they're programmers, so what did you expect?

Dekar Havik

Dekar Havik

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

DRGN

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voltar
at least it's monty python and not like...american idol or some idiotic crap like that
Thank you for the "American Idol-based skill" inspiration XD

"She Bangs!"
10 Energy; 0 second cast time; 20 second Recharge time

All nearby foes within earshot are knocked down, and all of your skills are disabled for 5 seconds

And, of course, we have to have another skill (or two) that is also another Monty Python-reference

"May we burn her?"
10 Energy; 3/4 second cast time; 20 second Recharge time

Touch target foe. If target foe has more energy than you, target foe is set on fire for 2...5 seconds

"I got better..."
15 Energy; 2 second cast time; 15 second Recharge time

Remove a condition from target ally. If a condition is removed, target ally is healed for 1...3 health for each second that condition lasted.

Edge Martinez

Edge Martinez

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

NC

DKL

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dekar Havik
And, of course, we have to have another skill (or two) that is also another Monty Python-reference

Bring Out Your Dead!
E=30 C=2 R=45
Cause 2 level 1... 10 Bone Minions per corpse 'in the area'.

NinjaKai

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

UK

Duality Of The Dragon

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blind Rage
"On your knees"
"Brace Yourself"
"Frenzy"
"Final Thrust"
"Leaders Comfort"
Its probably just me but something seems very dirty about that order.

Blind Rage

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

thats because you have a very twisted mind, you should be ashamed of yourself!

TopGun

TopGun

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Rodgort's Invocation - Trogdor's Invocation
Mark of Rodgort - Mark of Trogdor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trogdor
HOLY CRAP o.O

TheLordOfBlah

TheLordOfBlah

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

California

None

Mo/N

My brother noticed this. Laughing soo hard when i fgured it out.

Carth`

Carth`

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Here's a list of ones I recognised

To the limit - Scarface (Push It To The Limit) or ytmnd time traveller?
Shields up - Star Trek
For Great Justice - Zero Wing
Victory is Mine - Monty Python or Stewie Griffin
None Shall Pass - Monty Python
It's just a flesh wound - same Monty Python scene
Go for the eyes - Minsc and Boo (Baldur's Gate)
Brace Yourself - Star Trek again
Rodgort - Trogdor the Burninator