GUILD WARS JERK NOTIFICATION
Hello. This is to notify you that you are a jerk because:
[Party Violations]
___ You joined a party and quit.
___ You joined a party and went away from keyboard.
___ You joined a party and did something stupid that got people killed.
___ You joined a party and did something stupid to get yourself killed, and then blamed the party.
___ You joined a party for a mission goal or bonus and then wouldn't do it.
___ You joined a party for farming with a sharing agreement and then wouldn't share.
___ You joined a party and became hostile when asked about your build/style.
___ You joined a party and lied about your build/style.
___ You joined a party and gave other people a hard time about their build/style.
___ You joined a party and refused to listen to the party leader or others who knew the mission.
___ You joined a party and were utterly unprepared for a mission you said you knew.
___ You joined a party and wouldn't stop posting idiocies in chat.
___ You joined a party just to troll or harass everyone.
___ You joined a party.
[Scam Violations]
___ You tried to scam with a "bouncing window" trick.
___ You tried to scam with a "gold not platinum" trick.
___ You tried to scam by offering an identical but worthless item to the one being traded for.
___ You tried to scam by offering a multi-part trade and bailing out.
___ You tried to scam new players by selling armor.
___ You tried to scam new players out of black or silver dye in Pre-Searing.
___ You tried to scam by lying about the rarity or usefulness of an item.
___ You tried to scam by selling bogus "secrets."
___ You tried to scam by pretending to be an ArenaNet employee.
___ You tried to scam.
[Non-Scam Trade Violations]
___ You offered trade for accounts, real money, or other forbidden goods.
___ You offered trade but wanted/offered a ridiculous price.
___ You offered trade but declined when the other party submitted what you asked for.
___ You offered trade but then submitted something else.
___ You offered trade and tried to change the agreement in mid-trade.
___ You offered trade but were abusive when asked about it.
___ You offered trade but were abusive after the trade.
___ You offered trade but didn't know what you were doing.
___ You offered trade.
[Running Violations]
___ You bought a run and didn't pay.
___ You bought a run and did things to make life difficult for the runner.
___ You bought a run and wouldn't shut up.
___ You sold a run and didn't deliver.
___ You sold a run and took too long.
___ You sold a run and ended up somewhere else.
___ You sold a run and were incompetent for the area you were running.
___ You bought/sold a run.
[Whisper Violations]
___ You whispered me with a scam or ridiculous trade offer.
___ You whispered me to guild recruit when I already have a guild.
___ You whispered me with insults or aggression.
___ You whispered me to make an indecent offer.
___ You whispered me and wouldn't shut up.
___ You whispered me and I have no idea why.
___ You whispered me.
[Spamming Violations]
___ You spammed local chat with trade offers instead of using the trade channel.
___ You spammed local chat with guild recruitment in excess of reason.
___ You spammed local chat with requests for free stuff.
___ You spammed local chat with pranks: i.e., "SomeOtherGuy is quitting GW and giving away black dye and ectos! Whisper him!"
___ You spammed local chat with insults, racial slurs, or sexual content.
___ You spammed local chat with SOME NONSENSE IN ALL CAPS THAT MADE IT HARD TO READ ANYTHING.
___ You spammed local chat with incomprehensible gibberish.
___ You spammed local chat.
['n00b' Violations]
___ You called somebody a 'n00b' because they weren't wearing your armor or equipping your skill.
___ You called somebody a 'n00b' for disagreeing with you about anything.
___ You called somebody a 'n00b' for doing things *better* than you did.
___ You called somebody a 'n00b' when they really were new and trying to learn.
___ You called somebody a 'n00b' to end any possibility of a discussion becoming interesting.
___ You called somebody a 'n00b.' Ever.
[General Violations]
___ You are a racist.
___ You are a pervert.
___ You are an idiot.
___ You are a bot.
___ You are dancing in your underwear.
___ You are illiterate but you keep typing.
___ You are shouting "LEEEEEEROY!" and charging into things under the mistaken belief that it's funny when *you* do it.
___ You are a lousy party leader.
___ You are a lousy party member.
___ You are a lousy Guild leader.
___ You are a lousy Guild member.
___ You are a lousy human being.
___ You are wasting my time.
___ You are wasting ArenaNet's disk space and electricity, and reducing our fossil fuel supplies.
___ You are wasting your existence.
___ You are not really a jerk, *I* am, and that's why I'm calling everyone else a jerk.
Because of your status as a jerk, I am going to:
___ Report you to ArenaNet.
___ Post about you on the Guild Wars Guru forums.
___ Put you on 'Ignore.'
___ Spam you or prank you incessantly.
___ Ragequit.
___ Harbor deep hatred in my soul forever.
___ Cry.
___ Do nothing and go on with my life.
___ Create a new checklist about Guild Wars jerks.
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