Galie- STFU and buy the expansion pack already so i can put my kids through college you mofos.
Alex- Dont forget we have a online store too now.
What would Gaile & Alex say if they could...
Thallandor
Mithie
"You have been whining for the past 3 hours. Please take a break."
Bravesoul
And of course: "There is a reason that the box says in bold 12+ so perhaps that is a hint to act like it"
Wrath Of Dragons
Gail:
/sigh
Game: "Are you sure you wish to permenantly destroy all 250 red iris flowers?"
/sigh
Game: "Are you sure you wish to permenantly destroy all 250 red iris flowers?"
Big_Iron
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Originally Posted by Mithie
"You have been whining for the past 3 hours. Please take a break."
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Priest Of Sin
"That question would have pissed me off, but the poison in your system that was injected through your keyboard upon your 1000th complaint about PvE will take effect soon."-Alex
"Silence, pig. I am your god and master now, as you have devoted over 1000 hours of your life to me. Now rub my feet."-Gaile
"Silence, pig. I am your god and master now, as you have devoted over 1000 hours of your life to me. Now rub my feet."-Gaile
Ghull Ka
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Originally Posted by Gaile Gray
Let me think: I've actually said "Ya. Rly." in game before.
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LifeInfusion
"We got a call by the Aspca when we implemented 15%DP for pets." -any Anet employee
OMFGimCUTE
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Originally Posted by Gaile Gray
Ok, you guys gave me a laugh. Quite a few, actually.
Let me think: I've actually said "Ya. Rly." in game before. I have asked male warrior to "give me a little space" when they're dancing. If you know what I mean.  And I've been pretty direct when someone spams. Or when they ask the same question and number each time! (argh!) Or when they ask me to fix their personal technical issues, and when I explain "I'd like to help, but I'm visiting with more than a hundred other folks," get cranky and say I don't care. It's about then I'd like to say "I do care, or I wouldn't be here, silly!" But oh, wait, I think I have said that before.  Kng, I can't believe you screencaptured that one. I remember the convo! And don't worry, I'm female. But way outta your age range, as I mentioned.  What would I say if I could say anything? That's between me and Guilda. And she's not talking. |
oh so you were after all
Makkert
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Originally Posted by Count Feanor
Alex to Gaile: "How YOU doin'?"
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summery of GWG ranting
random thread:"ANet hates me."
reply#1: yeah they hate me too. they hate all farmers"
reply Gaile:"No we don't hate you. it's just that we have to make these changes because ....."
reply #2: ANet hates me. they spend to little time on pvp.
reply #3: dude. like totally man, they don't do squat, they should nerf ....
reply Gaile#2:"No, we are aware of the problem and we're looking into solutions. we don't hate you."
reply #4: see, she's just neglecting us.
reply #5: what? you pvp people is all they think about, they should add more content!"
reply #6: yeah, factions only had a few missions! is another big update coming like SF?
reply Alex: "No, but we are working on Chapter 3 and ..."
reply #7: "OMG! No more free content?!? I'm ragequitting GW!"
reply Gaile:"please don't. there is no need, you can enjoy the game you want and buy only that you want."
reply Alex:"We're never going to win this, are we Gaile?"
Makkert: "yup."
Sir Skullcrasher
Gaile Gray.... when i grow up i want to be just like Gwen!
Tien ak
I can think of Gaile during most flame posts she has got to just want to respond to a post like
Player: Arena net nerf Touch ranger Right now or i'll quit!!!111111
Gaile: Go on then we got your money here let me do it for you Banned 
god I love that button!
Player 2:OMG increase the level cap to 100
Alex: ok...for the millionth time it stays at 20! Twenty T-W-E-N-T-Y TWENTY ARGH -pulls out hair-
Player: Arena net nerf Touch ranger Right now or i'll quit!!!111111
Gaile: Go on then we got your money
here let me do it for you Banned Player 2:OMG increase the level cap to 100
Alex: ok...for the millionth time it stays at 20! Twenty T-W-E-N-T-Y TWENTY ARGH -pulls out hair-
Sir Skullcrasher
why don't peoples make conga line when ever i show up -Alex-
GloryFox
Gaile: SO you think your all leet stuff because you got rank 12? (Proceeds to show rank 20 emote Gerbil) …. What do you think of yourself now you n00b? ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DISPAIR! (Then proceeds to show the one true ring)
Alex: I swear if I get one more question on storage you loose it.. any more questions?
Alex: I swear if I get one more question on storage you loose it.. any more questions?
Ulivious The Reaper
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Originally Posted by Priest Of Sin
"That question would have pissed me off, but the poison in your system that was injected through your keyboard upon your 1000th complaint about PvE will take effect soon."-Alex
"Silence, pig. I am your god and master now, as you have devoted over 1000 hours of your life to me. Now rub my feet."-Gaile |
Rofl those are great
But probably gaile would say
"Silence foul frog with your INPROPER GRAMMER and dangit i'm going back to american servers, i have no CLUE what you dang europeans are saying, god.."
tomcruisejr
Alex : Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
Gaile: Im a get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of my hump. my hump my hump. my hump my hump my hump my hump. check it out.
Gaile: Im a get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of my hump. my hump my hump. my hump my hump my hump my hump. check it out.
Quid Pro Quo
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Originally Posted by Mithie
"You have been whining for the past 3 hours. Please take a break."
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Sir Skullcrasher
Gaile: Gwen, I am your mother!
kitsune23
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Originally Posted by Mithie
"You have been whining for the past 3 hours. Please take a break."
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This one of course would have to be reserved for the fansite forums.
eternal pho
So why was she in thunderkeep? lol
leech
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Originally Posted by eternal pho
So why was she in thunderkeep? lol
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nahphrekt
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Originally Posted by Ulivious The Reaper
Rofl those are great
But probably gaile would say "Silence foul frog with your INPROPER GRAMMER and dangit i'm going back to american servers, i have no CLUE what you dang europeans are saying, god.." |
Bane of Mortality
Gaile: "I'm so SICK of spelling "grammar" wrong!"
MMSDome
im sure we would see a new combination of curse words
artay
Wtb 40 ectos 1k!!(sell me em and i'll give you hax!)
Kendar Muert
"Where am I??"- me
"LOOK AT THE MAP- ITS WHY WE MADE IT!!!"- Alex
"*snore*"- Gaile
"LOOK AT THE MAP- ITS WHY WE MADE IT!!!"- Alex
"*snore*"- Gaile
Phoenix Arrows
I remember that Monk strike at THK...I asked her if I should delete my Ele for a PvP slot. I loved PvE back then but I don't regret deleting the Ele...*sniff*
BTW she said it's always good to have a PvP slot.
BTW she said it's always good to have a PvP slot.
d4nowar
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Originally Posted by tomcruisejr
Alex : Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
Gaile: Im a get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of my hump. my hump my hump. my hump my hump my hump my hump. check it out. |
Gaile would probably start talking insane gvg strats that only people that work at Anet know about, but she can't say them. ESPECIALLY not the Otyugh's call spike.
Carl Butanananowski
player1: *uncomprehendable leetspeak about touch rangers*
player2: *equally uncomprehendable leetspeak*
Gaile: i have a button. on this button is a giant B. now, this button does what i like to call 'permanent ctl+alt+delete...'
alex*to the button*- how YOU doin...
woot for no life @ 2 am
player2: *equally uncomprehendable leetspeak*
Gaile: i have a button. on this button is a giant B. now, this button does what i like to call 'permanent ctl+alt+delete...'
alex*to the button*- how YOU doin...
woot for no life @ 2 am
TheLordOfBlah
I was at the monk strike, but I never saw Gaile there. And why was she in a guild?
Sir Skullcrasher
Gaile: For the last time, i won't marry little kids with no job, money and lived in their parent's basement!
Alex: I'm a sexy beast!
Alex: I'm a sexy beast!
Cyan The Archer
Gaile after AoE nerf "Can i get a vacation?"
Pandora's box
Gaile: My real name is George W. Bush. Now re-read all posts with my name in it and replace it by my real name! 
Sir Skullcrasher
Alex: Hey Gaile, you seen froggy lately?
Gaile: Nope, haven't seen him since he visited Cantha
Alex: Weird, thought the frog would show up once in a while
Gaile: Hang on, let me check my stove...i'm cooking something good
Alex: What you cooking?
Gaile: Frog Soup!
Gaile: Nope, haven't seen him since he visited Cantha
Alex: Weird, thought the frog would show up once in a while
Gaile: Hang on, let me check my stove...i'm cooking something good
Alex: What you cooking?
Gaile: Frog Soup!
kirgr526
ROFL....
The only thing funnier would be if they led a rousing chorus of "Manamana".
Or, perhaps Gaile snaps and starts acting like Denny Crane:
Leetplayer1: "OMFG! Why you nerf leet farming area?????"
Gaile: "Gaile Gray!"
Leetplayer2: "Nerf touch, dammit!"
Gaile: "Gaile Gray!"
Mind you, in saying all that, these things do seem funnier at work, so this may not be funny at all Giggedy-giggedy
The only thing funnier would be if they led a rousing chorus of "Manamana".
Or, perhaps Gaile snaps and starts acting like Denny Crane:
Leetplayer1: "OMFG! Why you nerf leet farming area?????"
Gaile: "Gaile Gray!"
Leetplayer2: "Nerf touch, dammit!"
Gaile: "Gaile Gray!"
Mind you, in saying all that, these things do seem funnier at work, so this may not be funny at all
Giggedy-giggedy
Reine Stormshroud
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Originally Posted by tomcruisejr
Alex : Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
Gaile: Im a get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of my hump. my hump my hump. my hump my hump my hump my hump. check it out. |
Love it.
Blind Rage
Gaile Gray: W T S prophecies game keys!1 5k ea! no scam!
Alex : W tb 1 Handed staff with +16 energy!1
Frog: Can I hav gold plzx i nee new armur lol
Alex : W tb 1 Handed staff with +16 energy!1
Frog: Can I hav gold plzx i nee new armur lol
shadowfell
Gaile: "Argh, these mini-pets make me sick"