High end loot with goofy stats

Disclaimer: The following is not a complaint, not a rant, and I'm not venting. If you reply like I am, it's your problem not mine This is an OBSERVATION, and my luck in a nutshell.

Okay, we all know that high end should mean awesome stats. I'm using the term here for things I do not see drop often for me, and of course they have goofy stats.

Example:

Gold Celestial sheild, (okay so far) +16 armor (awesome max protection) Requires 9 Strength (bonus, most sheilds I loot are tactics) and +10 armor vs Ogres..OGRES???? Are their even Ogres on Cantha??? I swear I will always loot desirable items with goofy stats.

What was your neatest, looted item, with goofy stats?

Yeti are considered to be Ogers

One chest I opened in the "closer to the Stars" mission got me a Celestial Staff of Water Magic with a req.7 in Fire Magic and gave a +1 Water Magic (19%). *scratches head*

And since we're talking about strange stuff about drops, I had a Sundering Celestial Hammer (I still have it). One day I get a gold hammer as a drop, I ID it to be a Hammer of Fortitude +30. Putting the Axe grip of Fortitude on the Celestial hammer would certainly raise it's value. From the Hammer of Fortitude I salvaged... 21 wood planks.

haha yeah i hate when that happens, but i guess its still cool to have the variety. Someone who enjoys destroying Yeti, or just farming them would love to have a sheild like that.
Just really makes it harder to sell more than anything else when you get items like that =/

I love the ones that are impossible, like req 10 Fire, + 20% recharge of Blood skills, + 20% casting time Restoration

I've had them!@#$

oh i agree, i can't stand those...I found a nice powerful low req firestaff yesterday and the mods on it were for a mesmer skill >_<~

i was using up a few keys i had lying about and only not one gold from about ten chests (usual for me...). Was an embossed aegis and the only stat on it was reduces deepwound, sigh. The purple shields I got were better.

You tried to put a Axe grip of Fortitude on a hammer? o_O

I see i'm not the only one that just caught that.....

Yep, I meant hammer. A simple typo from my sleepy brain.

And for the record, I'm a she not a he.

Ettins too.

Titans are also considered Ogres because, like all Ogres, they have layers.

Lol, good one

i got a beatiful zodiak shield with...... +1 to fire magic chance 19%.......

beats the one OP found

Many of my rare-skinned rare items aren't even max. Especially the Celestial bows which I manage to find.

Any of the W/E I see in RA using some combination of flare, meteor, and meteor shower would love that. v_v

LOL I just got Platinum (gold) Staff of dragon slaying. 9-16 dmg, req5 DM, 1/2 skill recharge 10%, Energy +8, and dmg:14% vs dragons.. LOL I gave it to a level 8 necro. He/she can use it more thanI can use the 80 gold the merchant would give me. Slick looking staff at anyrate.

r7 7-20dmg (yes 7 min dmg), 15% while in a stance war axe.
ive labeled it the "axe of shame."

another is a crystalline sword i have; 15.50 but 15-21 dmg.

now thats what i call a real kick under the belt

I had to laugh at the req 9 exalted aegis the other night with +1 water magic! lol