This one is just for fun...though the tag is a little controversial...and it doesn't exist (i hope).
Kick Kurzick Knads [KKK]
I've spammed recruitment messages in House Zu Heltzer as a joke a couple of times.
This one is for the Elder Scrolls fans out there. Back when i was waiting for Oblivion to come out i created this guild
Pending Oblivion [ESIV]
1.5 million gold contest. this one should be fun. :P
Maellus
Sir Skullcrasher
I got a few more...
suxxons kills noobizks in [AB]
no heal for [noobs]
Extremely Chubby Warriors [ECW]
suxxons kills noobizks in [AB]
no heal for [noobs]
Extremely Chubby Warriors [ECW]
Count to Potato
We Hate Fat Indians [WhFI]
Recruitment Spam: Ever had a fat indian teacher that treated you like a new fresh chocolate? We did! Join We Hate Fat Indians [WhFI]
Recruitment Spam: Ever had a fat indian teacher that treated you like a new fresh chocolate? We did! Join We Hate Fat Indians [WhFI]
art_
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Originally Posted by Venice Queen
Guild Name: A Most Excellent Guild
Guild Tag: DUDE Guild Motto: Excelliciously Bodacious, dude! Cape:  |
Shattered Shell
zarah
Not very creative, but it just had to be in the contest 
Guildname: Gwens Guild
Tag: [GG]
Cape: see link
No recruitment, one man guild is fun!
Guildname: Gwens Guild
Tag: [GG]
Cape: see link
No recruitment, one man guild is fun!
Falrow
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Originally Posted by Brewmaster
-What Happened Last Night [Beer]
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Mr Smallwood
it seems to me that some recruitment spams are longer then what you actually can type in local chat. Is that allowed?
Xpl0iter
*This Post is Gone from My side.*
Someone said i had most entries, and i had forgot to remove these since pyro raised issue of them not being original.
*Regardz*
Now, i total have 5 Entries, Listed Below.
Someone said i had most entries, and i had forgot to remove these since pyro raised issue of them not being original.
*Regardz*
Now, i total have 5 Entries, Listed Below.
Aera
Guildname: Ebay Tigers ( Referring to r9 accounts bought from ebay )
Guildtag: eT
Recruitmentspam: We don't actually need people, but if you're r9 and a total noob, come join us!
Guildtag: eT
Recruitmentspam: We don't actually need people, but if you're r9 and a total noob, come join us!
Shyft the Pyro
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Originally Posted by Xpl0iter
Please do not feed the plus size [grlz]
Spam: Under Work Cape: Under Work Swallow or its going in your [EYES] Spam: Under Work Cape: Under Work WE SUPPORT SINGLE [MOMS] Spam: MOMS Recruiting Level 20 Players!! It's time to sit down and declare your support for our Moms!! Won't you like to join our guild and lend your lap to us? Cape: Under Work RIDE THE HANDICAPPED SAVE SOME [GAS] Spam: Under Work Cape: Under Work OUR LADIES DONT [SPIT] Ladies Recruiting Shiverpeak -Imps. Our guild rules of etiquette clearly state that our ladies keep their elbows off the table. Oh, and we do pay for half of the abortion. Cape: Under Work You MUST be this long to [RIDE] Spam: Riders are Recruiting!! Obey the written and Oral instructions: Do not interfere with safety devices. Do not Bounce or Swing unless otherwise instructed. Requirements to Join our Guild are Strict: Players Must be Level (Age) 18 and Above (Approx 7" space between fingers is required to Join Us) Cape: Under Work TO WOMEN FROM [GOD] Spam: God is Recruiting Players! You know that you're God's gift to women. Now you have our Guild to prove it! Cape: Under Work Im CUTE? NO [SH1T] Teh Sh1t is Recruiting! Tired of hearing the same stuff when flaunting your delicious goodies down the towns? Don't even talk back, just Join our Guild! Cape: Under Work 1f u r34d th1s u n33d t0 g37 [l41d] Spam: Nerds are Recruiting!! Our cybering doesn't count. Private Message me for More Information! We have Babes (with Glasses) waiting for you with their laptops and cams! Cape: Under Work |
) from TShirtHell shirts.
Sir Skullcrasher
wow some of these guild is funny! 
ColaManiac
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Originally Posted by Mr Smallwood
it seems to me that some recruitment spams are longer then what you actually can type in local chat. Is that allowed?
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Zinger314
Just want to state something I've noticed.
Look at the original rules:
Many of the guilds posted here are clever, not unique. The subliminal Rank/FoW puns have all been done before. Same as the Tag extensions of the guild name.
Let's take HoH victories as an example. After you win HoH, the green text of your guild name is broadcasted to everyone. A person seeing a clever guild name will go "LOL!", but a person seeing a unique guild name will go "WTF?". (hence, my entry )
Look at the original rules:
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Originally Posted by Akhilleus
in this contest the person who forms the most unique guild wins.
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Let's take HoH victories as an example. After you win HoH, the green text of your guild name is broadcasted to everyone. A person seeing a clever guild name will go "LOL!", but a person seeing a unique guild name will go "WTF?". (hence, my entry
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Sir Skullcrasher
zinger314... snakes!! snakes!! lol funny guild name!
shadowtwin
okay, my wife told me to throw my guild into the fray. My guild has only three members; my three accounts. Here it is:
The Guild:
My (so called) recruitment spam:
I spam that in town whenever I see other people advertising.
The cape:
The cape isn't all that great, but the pink armor that all my characters wear to match it is good stuff.
The Guild:
My (so called) recruitment spam:
I spam that in town whenever I see other people advertising.
The cape:
The cape isn't all that great, but the pink armor that all my characters wear to match it is good stuff.
Shyft the Pyro
Lovely guild, shadowtwin. Would you consider an alliance with my "I Never Wanted A Guild" [solo]?
Naughty Zoot
Must admit, there’s some pretty damn funny ones already posted…
Anyway, here’s my entry (hope the image works):
Working the Strip...I guess Blondes are getting all the business…
Pole dance routine…
The cape? Well, it had to be the beaver, didn’t it?
Recruitment Ad: Hey Baby, you lookin’ for a good time? As Subtle As A Vegas Hooker are recruiting - 100 gold gets you all the Guild you need!
Yeah, that's right, YOU gotta pay to get in this Guild!
Edit: oh yeah, the Guild looks favourably on mesmers (they just look like pimps), rentboy rangers, warriors with pink (or any other garish colour) armour and scantily clad female characters... IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT...
Variations on the theme:
Subtle as an ANet Nerf
Tag: [Nooo], as your favourite skill gets the bat…
Subtle as a Mursaat Hammer
Tag: [Ouch]
Subtle as a Mullet
Tag: [ROCK]
Subtle as a Charr Warrior in heat
Tag: [Run]
Anyway, here’s my entry (hope the image works):
Working the Strip...I guess Blondes are getting all the business…
Pole dance routine…
The cape? Well, it had to be the beaver, didn’t it?
Recruitment Ad: Hey Baby, you lookin’ for a good time? As Subtle As A Vegas Hooker are recruiting - 100 gold gets you all the Guild you need!
Yeah, that's right, YOU gotta pay to get in this Guild!
Edit: oh yeah, the Guild looks favourably on mesmers (they just look like pimps), rentboy rangers, warriors with pink (or any other garish colour) armour and scantily clad female characters... IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT...
Variations on the theme:
Subtle as an ANet Nerf
Tag: [Nooo], as your favourite skill gets the bat…
Subtle as a Mursaat Hammer
Tag: [Ouch]
Subtle as a Mullet
Tag: [ROCK]
Subtle as a Charr Warrior in heat
Tag: [Run]
SnipiousMax
Guild {Tag}: One Shot One {KILL}
Recruitment Spam: One Shot One {KILL}, no exceptions. Recruting killers, targets supplied.
(from the movie Sniper).
Recruitment Spam: One Shot One {KILL}, no exceptions. Recruting killers, targets supplied.
(from the movie Sniper).
whitedragon
Guild- PWNED R US {HELP}
Recruitment Spam- Are u a noob,tired of getting pwned ,beat down or just plain whooped then join PWNED R US we'll start u out in are pwned protection program(RUN AND HIDE) join now
cape -just plain pink
Recruitment Spam- Are u a noob,tired of getting pwned ,beat down or just plain whooped then join PWNED R US we'll start u out in are pwned protection program(RUN AND HIDE) join now
cape -just plain pink
lmiles
Ok after reading through some of the great guild names tags and looking at the images posted I have decided to put my guild up for the competiton.
My Guilds Name is: Lyssas Chosem
My Guild Tag is: [LC] (i wanted to keep it simple)
I am the leader of the guild, we are only small and only have three members.
This is the guild cloak I think it is very cool and ties in with the name well.
Green symbolises peace and happiness the turtle represents taking things slowly and steadly not rushing into things and the flowers represent Lyssa for Beauty.
This is our guild screen showing our three only members. we would like more members but its easier said than done!
If you want a chat or enjoy hanging out join our just started forum http://www.lyssaschosen.proboards105.com
also if your in game and fancy a chat add= Thorn Bain
Cheers Guys and Gals
My Guilds Name is: Lyssas Chosem
My Guild Tag is: [LC] (i wanted to keep it simple)
I am the leader of the guild, we are only small and only have three members.
This is the guild cloak I think it is very cool and ties in with the name well.
Green symbolises peace and happiness the turtle represents taking things slowly and steadly not rushing into things and the flowers represent Lyssa for Beauty.
This is our guild screen showing our three only members. we would like more members but its easier said than done!
If you want a chat or enjoy hanging out join our just started forum http://www.lyssaschosen.proboards105.com
also if your in game and fancy a chat add= Thorn Bain
Cheers Guys and Gals
Xpl0iter
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Staying true to your forum name, I see. All of those are "borrowed" (since nothing on the Internet is ever "stolen"
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By the way, it was said to have *unique* Names, not originally created. If thats the case, then i will remove every single of them and will come up with new ones. Lets not draw any conclusions
By the way, Here is more:
We Poke Our Fingers in Your [NOSE]
Spam: Pokers are Recruiting!! Currently Looking for Highly Motivated Nose Pookers. Your Experience In this field (Level 20s) is an Essence. PM me now to test your poking abilities!
Love to Fart in Your [Face]
Spam: Farters are Recruiting! Looking forward to recruit the smelliest farters arround. Releasing a Loud fart is a highly underestimated Skill. We Fart Regularly in HoH, Ra GVGs and don't even let go of PVE. Private Message me for more Farts.
Stole Your Girls Lets Face [iT]
Spam: Preety Boys are Recruiting. We Highly specialize in stealing your girlfriends. Expereince in this field is a Must. Nubies are to Stay away. Minimum of Level 15 expereince is required to Join us. We regularly Steal girls from the Players Participating in HoH, GvG, RA. Contact us for Info.
ZOMGroflmaoWTFuGot [Pwnd]
Spam: Nubies are Recruiting WTF!! Omg Recruiting Chicks and Hot Boys All over the Guildwars LOL!! We Love dance in GVG, RA, and HoH Regularly PM for more Sexy Info Nooblets.
Strippers Rule Your Guilds For [Tips]
Spam: Strippers are Recruiting#$@ We recruit strippers who specialize with their Hot rangers and Sexy eles. We Love to Show our goodies in towns. Dancing for Money is our Profession. Tips are very Appreciated.
PS: Goto Yahoo.com and type Xpl0iter. All those results are actualy linked to me. I am also mIRC Scripter.
Beat_Go_Stick
So, a quick question. Sorry if it's been answered more than once but I simply can't believe it.
I can just walk into this thread, post 300 Guild names, and if one of them makes the grade, I win? Likewise I can just sit, make capes all night, taking screen shots, and make a web page showing them all in a spiffy manner using my website and some java programming? Is it just me or does that kind of kill the fun in this?
Seems like this would be better if we had to make the guild and be in it to win.....just my opinion.
If that's really not the case and we can submit as many as we want without any actual commitment to any of the names we create, then there's no reason I shouldn't just submit a few new entries every day, right? Maybe ten per day? Eventually I'm bound to strike gold, so to speak......
NOTE: I don't actually want to do that, I'd rather stick all my fish in one barrel and ride it to the end. It just hardly seems like a fair contest if an entry spammer has a better chance of chancing upon an entry you like just by thinking up names from all genres of humor, yaknow?
ADDITIONAL NOTE: I'm not trying to bad mouth the contest. It's a great idea and I was looking forward to seeing the entries. The answer to this question will simply determine whether I'll submit the one I come up with that I like best or just submit everything I find to be anywhere from rare and mildly amusing to unique and hilarious.
I can just walk into this thread, post 300 Guild names, and if one of them makes the grade, I win? Likewise I can just sit, make capes all night, taking screen shots, and make a web page showing them all in a spiffy manner using my website and some java programming? Is it just me or does that kind of kill the fun in this?
Seems like this would be better if we had to make the guild and be in it to win.....just my opinion.
If that's really not the case and we can submit as many as we want without any actual commitment to any of the names we create, then there's no reason I shouldn't just submit a few new entries every day, right? Maybe ten per day? Eventually I'm bound to strike gold, so to speak......
NOTE: I don't actually want to do that, I'd rather stick all my fish in one barrel and ride it to the end. It just hardly seems like a fair contest if an entry spammer has a better chance of chancing upon an entry you like just by thinking up names from all genres of humor, yaknow?
ADDITIONAL NOTE: I'm not trying to bad mouth the contest. It's a great idea and I was looking forward to seeing the entries. The answer to this question will simply determine whether I'll submit the one I come up with that I like best or just submit everything I find to be anywhere from rare and mildly amusing to unique and hilarious.
Sir Skullcrasher
so how many times can we enter in this contest?
Xpl0iter
A person like me, who spent way too much time in a guild, just to enter in a contest would leave? I dont think so. If thats the case, i would easily step out of this contest. And quite a few wont even post.
888 ate 888
Akhilleus Give Me Ur [Gold] )))
)))
Beat_Go_Stick
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A person like me, who spent way too much time in a guild, just to enter in a contest would leave? I dont think so. If thats the case, i would easily step out of this contest. And quite a few wont even post.
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*shrug* Like I said, it's not such a big deal to me whether its what I consider fair or not......I'd simply like an official word on how many submissions we can give so I can either pick one or just spam pages and pages of entries and still have him consider them for the winners bracket *chuckle*
RudyNam
I'll post just a Guild name and tag. I'm not sure if it has already been made, so, don't count me if it is.
Anet Workers Unite [eViL]
Anet Workers Unite [eViL]
GodHead
For submission:
Two Man Group [TMG]
No spam because it's just me and my brother.
Two Man Group [TMG]
No spam because it's just me and my brother.
Formosa
I vote for [Ten] if anyone entered them. But [MOM] is also a really funny name.
Aryal
Boom Head Shot [OwnT]
Its About Time Some [One]
I Dont Touch [Men]
Its About Time Some [One]
I Dont Touch [Men]
netniwk
submission
name:Egocentric lawn gnomes
tage:[LawN]
cape:
[img=http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3443/capejq1.png]
recruit spam:Are you egocentric,and do you like to stand in other people lawn?[LawN] aproves you!
as you see not to much succes with it
[img=http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3461/naamlooszh3.jpg]
name:Egocentric lawn gnomes
tage:[LawN]
cape:
[img=http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3443/capejq1.png]
recruit spam:Are you egocentric,and do you like to stand in other people lawn?[LawN] aproves you!
as you see not to much succes with it
[img=http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/3461/naamlooszh3.jpg]
ap0c
Second account guild and hope to win halls someday with it
(only 2 players )
Knights of the Morning Wood [Hard]
Hope you guys get it (no its not a lame knights name ^^)
Will add more when i get home
(only 2 players
)Knights of the Morning Wood [Hard]
Hope you guys get it
(no its not a lame knights name ^^)Will add more when i get home
Aryal
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Knights of the Morning Wood [Hard]
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Its About Time Some [One] has won a battle in Hall of Heros etc.
haha gg
Hisako Kaji
Tag: [GRiM]
Guild Name: Gas Revolves in Me
haahahaha
Guild Name: Gas Revolves in Me
haahahaha
Xpl0iter
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Ok i got it! and ziggy needs to reinvite me to HOz later cause i made the guild lol
I came up with this especially with Akh in mind, having been in his past guilds a couple times and talking with him, so this one actually took thought and is personalized for you >.> Title: We Own Ice Tooth Cave So Go [Away] you could also vary it, like "We Own Ice Tooth Cave [Ice]" something about you owning ice tooth cave, as knowing you, you at least used to want to own it For spam Be in the first guild to own a Tyrian city! then post your requirements for admission. something like that, hope you like the idea at least *other names i thought of* Who Throws a Bloody[Shoe] Save Me Tom Cruise[Help] Cut The Blue Wire[BOOM] Your Math Grade[Fail] Akhilleus Ownz[You] I Jacked His[Ipod] W Mo LFG Can Mend All[Sigh] Time Is Walking[Slow] We Is Not A Redneck Guild[Huh] Who Owns Chuck Norris[God] Schifty Five Monks[Prot] Monk Spoted Quick Get[Him] Abcdefghijklmnopqrustuvwxy[Z] Looking For A Run To[HoH] I Tought I Saw A Putty[Tat] Leave Me Alone[Gwen] Run Run Run Run Run[Stop] Hit Alt F Four If You Want To[Win] |
Beat Go Stick
Read above.
And In Last, I have posted total 5 entries. I Atleast have Spam with every single of them.
If any one else has issues, i will simply remove all my posts from here. I entered for Fun, not for listening crap coming from nobody.
Regardz
dare49devil
Freedom of Speech [STFU] has won a battle in the Halls of Heroes.
Anyway, just bringing mine back up. And RAU you are gay shut up. <3 :P But I will get around to the cape soon...lol
Anyway, just bringing mine back up. And RAU you are gay shut up. <3 :P But I will get around to the cape soon...lol
Sarah Arano
I just thought it would be fun to submit one of our guilds for this competition. I got the approval, so here it is, and just incase you guys are wondering, this guild does exist and it belongs to The Runners Academy.
Guild name [Tag] :
Ex Runners Retirement [Home]
Recruitment spam :
Do you think you are special? Then this is the [Home] for you.
Guild cape :
Never feel cold again! The first 100 members get a free customary handmade quilt.
Guild banner :
Suffering from weaken knees? Frequently experiencing exhaustion? Don't let these conditions get you down..
Join us and we'll share the rest of our lives together.
Guild name [Tag] :
Ex Runners Retirement [Home]
Recruitment spam :
Do you think you are special? Then this is the [Home] for you.
Guild cape :
Never feel cold again! The first 100 members get a free customary handmade quilt.
Guild banner :
Suffering from weaken knees? Frequently experiencing exhaustion? Don't let these conditions get you down..
Join us and we'll share the rest of our lives together.
Beat_Go_Stick
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Beat Go Stick
Read above. And In Last, I have posted total 5 entries. I Atleast have Spam with every single of them. If any one else has issues, i will simply remove all my posts from here. I entered for Fun, not for listening crap coming from nobody. Regardz |
No flame war on this thread please....that was not my intention
Akhilleus
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Originally Posted by Beat_Go_Stick
And yet you also submitted more entries than anyone else on this thread....which is kind of my point.
*shrug* Like I said, it's not such a big deal to me whether its what I consider fair or not......I'd simply like an official word on how many submissions we can give so I can either pick one or just spam pages and pages of entries and still have him consider them for the winners bracket *chuckle* |
lets not make it an argument, the people who enter multiple names are mostly doing it for fun, not to get an edge.