Well, I'll start. It's a very harmless prank, but funny :P
Okay, do you know that there's a quest where you have to drink out of a chalice and you get poisoned with -2 degen? You also get that really cool green fog with flies and stuff around your character. This fog can also be seen in towns.
So a friend and I got that diseased fog and paraded around in the Marketplace telling everyone we got AIDs from Shiro. Then one guy whispered me:
Him: OMG! HOW DID YOU GET THAT GREEN THING?
Me (whisper to my friend): Someone's asking where I got the fog! lol
My friend (whisper to me): Well, go tell him then...
Me: You gotta lick 100 Am Fahs and pledge your allegiance to Shiro.
Him: Ooooh! Okay thanks!
10 minutes later...
Him: Hey how do you lick the Am Fah?
=.=;
Funniest pranks you played in GW
Demesis
TwinRaven
AIDS=not funny
Prank-wise, though, I think I had the most fun in the Crystal Desert...in one of the outposts I sat down "in" a rock and did a talking rock schtick...Had someone think the rock was like the frog...good for a giggle.
Prank-wise, though, I think I had the most fun in the Crystal Desert...in one of the outposts I sat down "in" a rock and did a talking rock schtick...Had someone think the rock was like the frog...good for a giggle.
Mithie
Ever been in Heroes' Ascension and saw someone say "CLICK ON EACH GUARD NPC 100 TIMES TO GET +1 FAME!!!" in local chat, shortly after which the guard NPCs get deluged by 50 people?
Yeah... that was me.
Yeah... that was me.
Doomlord_Slayermann
Beggar: plz need gold i pay back plz im broke
Me: (in local chat) ok beggar, im sending you gold now - hold Alt and press F4 to accept
Yeah, its a great way to get rid of beggars. Actually had one of them PM me afterwards flaming me for "scamming" him.
Me: (in local chat) ok beggar, im sending you gold now - hold Alt and press F4 to accept
Yeah, its a great way to get rid of beggars. Actually had one of them PM me afterwards flaming me for "scamming" him.
Numa Pompilius
In the Dragons Day celebration arena, while waiting for the match to start, I opened the ALL channel and said "I'm using Mending on <some other guy in my team>!"
Instantly a guy on the other team screamed "HOW CNA HE USE SKILLS=? CHEATER!" and dropped out of the match.
True story.
Instantly a guy on the other team screamed "HOW CNA HE USE SKILLS=? CHEATER!" and dropped out of the match.
True story.
Yanman.be
On Burial Mounds, telling the iway team they should attack the other teams first. HEHEHE
Sir Skullcrasher
beggar asking for gold or free items...
Me: click alt-f4 to get your 100k+100 ectos now now now!!!
omg.. click on Gwen to get 1 black dye.. go now!
Me: click alt-f4 to get your 100k+100 ectos now now now!!!
omg.. click on Gwen to get 1 black dye.. go now!
Apache_Planeswalker
Similar one to Doomlord's.
Beggar: i am very poor can i have some gold pieces you are rich i see you are in black clothes
Me: Ok you can have some gold. Go outside the gate with alesia the henchman and wait for me. I'll be there in 1 minute
I love watching them run out with alesia. They PM me afterwards asking where I am..
Beggar: i am very poor can i have some gold pieces you are rich i see you are in black clothes
Me: Ok you can have some gold. Go outside the gate with alesia the henchman and wait for me. I'll be there in 1 minute
I love watching them run out with alesia. They PM me afterwards asking where I am..
pigdestroyer
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On Burial Mounds, telling the iway team they should attack the other teams first. HEHEHE
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the only place where that could happen would be courtyard or the hall
Northrog
I told on every european district that a guildmate sell ectos at a low price. He was PMed to death ! 
Sir Skullcrasher
trade with Gaile Gray to get free presents! 
MSecorsky
Telling someone that their weapon works best when equipped left handed. How, you ask? The weapon you want to equip left-handed needs to be in slot 4. Instead of hitting F4 to equip normally, hit Alt + F4 to equip left-handed.
Doomlord_Slayermann
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Originally Posted by MSecorsky
Telling someone that their weapon works best when equipped left handed. How, you ask? The weapon you want to equip left-handed needs to be in slot 4. Instead of hitting F4 to equip normally, hit Alt + F4 to equip left-handed.
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Medion
That's the joke Pigdestroyer...(at least...couldn't find anything else funny in there )
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jciardha
Dragon's Lair:
Wammo: "What's the bonus?"
Me: "It's easy. All you have to do is kill some stupid girl at the end .... "
Wammo: "What's the bonus?"
Me: "It's easy. All you have to do is kill some stupid girl at the end .... "
Canadian Bacon
You can pretty much do anything to fool people. Ya know, just yell things in All chat such as:
OMG!!! There's a dragon that gives free Factions Keys sitting outside!!!
Click on me, and then press f12+enter really fast to follow me into my secret treasure room!
What? You don't like the way I play my MM? *BiP, BiP, BiP, BiP*
OMG!!! There's a dragon that gives free Factions Keys sitting outside!!!
Click on me, and then press f12+enter really fast to follow me into my secret treasure room!
What? You don't like the way I play my MM? *BiP, BiP, BiP, BiP*
Apache_Planeswalker
Guy: Can I have a free dye to dye my boots?
Me: Ok
Guy: Thanks
Me: We use fast trade
Guy:Ok
Me: HOLD (make sure you hold it) the Windows key for 5 seconds, then press "U" twice really fast when you let go. Every time you press U it takes a dye from me
I have no doubt he spammed U about 10 times before realising it shuts him down... I love that one
Me: Ok
Guy: Thanks
Me: We use fast trade
Guy:Ok
Me: HOLD (make sure you hold it) the Windows key for 5 seconds, then press "U" twice really fast when you let go. Every time you press U it takes a dye from me
I have no doubt he spammed U about 10 times before realising it shuts him down... I love that one
st3v3n
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Originally Posted by TwinRaven
AIDS=not funny
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Nexium
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Originally Posted by st3v3n
it's been 10 years. AIDS is funny now!
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Yeah sure and you will be laughing your ass of if one of your loved ones get it allso?
Don Zardeone
AIDS isn't funny
I just stand around and do /point with my monk to poke people in the eye. Then after about 30 /points they're like "wtf are you doing?"
"I'm giving you cancer, be quiet"
I'm going to hell.
I just stand around and do /point with my monk to poke people in the eye. Then after about 30 /points they're like "wtf are you doing?"
"I'm giving you cancer, be quiet"
I'm going to hell.
Aerian_Skybane
LA dist 1, Shouting in all chat "thanks for the free ectos Random Player Name"
Its hilarious, especially when its a freind you do it to and he pms you going, you ahole, i have like 50 messages now.
And its funny to when i get a load of them are like, "can I have them since you got them for free?"
Its hilarious, especially when its a freind you do it to and he pms you going, you ahole, i have like 50 messages now.
And its funny to when i get a load of them are like, "can I have them since you got them for free?"
eternal pho
Press Shift* 5 times..
icedragon981
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Originally Posted by MSecorsky
Telling someone that their weapon works best when equipped left handed. How, you ask? The weapon you want to equip left-handed needs to be in slot 4. Instead of hitting F4 to equip normally, hit Alt + F4 to equip left-handed.
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onerabbit
went into the tombs, as B/P, and said, im team chat, I'm Using charm Animal on --- Pet! every1 was like omfg hax!! how do u do that, etc etc, the kid thought i stole his pet and left >.<
MirkoTeran
Getting 6 or 7 new players for UW really fast then entering FoW and aggroing everything in sight so the party was wiped in 30 sec. Then not pressing the 'Return to ToA' button. We were there for 5 minutes with people screaming and begging to take us back...
pflap
My favorite thing to do is just dance around in my underwear in front of some serious looking player. It's good for a laugh, especially if they get offended by it, it really is just harmless fun.
Opeth11
"Now you're an officer.."
"Now you're not!"
"Now you're an officer.."
"Now you're not!"
"Now you're an officer.."
AvyScott
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Yeah sure and you will be laughing your ass of if one of your loved ones get it allso?
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Originally Posted by Opeth11
"Now you're an officer.."
"Now you're not!" "Now you're an officer.." |
Opeth11
Good episode, it was.
"I want to give all the kids in town AIDS!"
"I want to give all the kids in town AIDS!"
MentalMidgit
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in burial mounds there are only two teams...
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How could you forget the worst map in there? Scarred Earth.
Little Red Rangette
I made a Monk/Mesmer, would go into quests with PUGs and put Illusion of Haste on my skillbar and used it while typing in team: "I have Holy Haste on me!". My mate went as a Ranger, and sometimes I would type "I am using Holy Haste on Ranger X!" and he would use a running skill.
People would ask me; "Holy Haste? What's that?"
I'd go; "Monk running skill..." and then go into this elaborate story about it being cappable deep inside Kurzick territory. My Ranger mate woiuld back me up. We have had people drop out of the party to go and cap it...
People would ask me; "Holy Haste? What's that?"
I'd go; "Monk running skill..." and then go into this elaborate story about it being cappable deep inside Kurzick territory. My Ranger mate woiuld back me up. We have had people drop out of the party to go and cap it...
Mera Regila
Dang, some of these are pretty funny. Only thing i've ever done was trick some wannabe hacker into hacking the guild wars IP.
2ndName
Best thing I did was telling people to kneel when the Emperor came to Shing Jea in order for them to get their masks.
Yanman.be
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in burial mounds there are only two teams...
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Curse You
I just find it fun to ocasionally swap my Elementalist's weapons to my Crystalline looking Longsword (from Pre-Searing). I get people that won't notice, but sometimes they look and notice something rather shiney...
Juicey Shake
when you are running a lazy person and they use recall to tag along [like faction farming!] bring CoP for good times =D
"hey, I have a present for you!"
"oh, what?"
-I'm using Contemplation of Purity!-
pop goes the softie.
"hey, I have a present for you!"
"oh, what?"
-I'm using Contemplation of Purity!-
pop goes the softie.
Jamison0071
hehe this is a totally true story
A little while ago i was selling Drago's Flat Bow. A guy PM-ed my and said "I'll pay 100k and 24 ectos for that". I was still new but I knew how much this was. I thought maybe the guy was desperate for the bow. When I found the guy, he replied with "LOL just felt like making you annoyed" and then left.
A few weeks later (i was on another character) I saw him (his name was very remeberable (is that even a word
) in Warcamp trying to sell a shadow bow. I instanting PM-ed him with "I'll pay 100k and 24 ectos for that". He said "Didnt expect that much but ok".
And guess what I said
"LOL just felt like making you annoyed"
A little while ago i was selling Drago's Flat Bow. A guy PM-ed my and said "I'll pay 100k and 24 ectos for that". I was still new but I knew how much this was. I thought maybe the guy was desperate for the bow. When I found the guy, he replied with "LOL just felt like making you annoyed" and then left.
A few weeks later (i was on another character) I saw him (his name was very remeberable (is that even a word
) in Warcamp trying to sell a shadow bow. I instanting PM-ed him with "I'll pay 100k and 24 ectos for that". He said "Didnt expect that much but ok".And guess what I said
"LOL just felt like making you annoyed"
Charqus
I said WTS black dye 1 plat
My status was do not disturb and i had a big line following me around kanineng trying to open trade chat :/
My status was do not disturb and i had a big line following me around kanineng trying to open trade chat :/
Nexium
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Im guessing you dont watch South Park.... (look up the episode with Jared from Subway)
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Charqus
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Best thing I did was telling people to kneel when the Emperor came to Shing Jea in order for them to get their masks.
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