Funniest pranks you played in GW
Energizer Deth Buni
Raising guildies with Venegance on FOW runs.... then threatening monk strike when they said anything, even more amusing on TS...
Big_Iron
In Pre:
Someone was spamming where to find dye. I was feeling kind "pranky," so I went with it. I told them that Gwen had a secret stash of dye of all sorts. I said you had to lure Gwen into your confidence but getting her to follow you around and giving her flowers. After a while, Gwen would take you to her secret stash where you'd have your pick of colors to choose from.
Someone was spamming where to find dye. I was feeling kind "pranky," so I went with it. I told them that Gwen had a secret stash of dye of all sorts. I said you had to lure Gwen into your confidence but getting her to follow you around and giving her flowers. After a while, Gwen would take you to her secret stash where you'd have your pick of colors to choose from.
Energizer Deth Buni
Asking noob W/Mo if they brought "Mind Heal"... then calling them a noob when they said they never heard of it.... sometimes theyd get mad and say they had it but dont like to use it.
Offering people 10k in Droks if they can take me to the Mesmer boss that you could cap "Delusionary Thoughts" from.
Offering people 10k in Droks if they can take me to the Mesmer boss that you could cap "Delusionary Thoughts" from.
cloudbunny
Standing in the Mo/W bot crowd at Elona's shouting: Please, please let me go! I'm not a minotaur horn!
Always cheers someone up.
I have not done it yet, but this is on my plan:
You get one of those silent undercover 55hp monks joining your UW-party when you are looking for healer monks. It would be very funny to put Vital Blessing on that "healer" when he suddenly starts to solo Aatraxes.
regards,
Cloudbunny
Always cheers someone up.
I have not done it yet, but this is on my plan:
You get one of those silent undercover 55hp monks joining your UW-party when you are looking for healer monks. It would be very funny to put Vital Blessing on that "healer" when he suddenly starts to solo Aatraxes.
regards,
Cloudbunny
Energizer Deth Buni
Telling the Mo/W river running out the door of Droks.... "You dont have to do this Angelina Joliee will adopt you!!"
arcanemacabre
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Originally Posted by WoodyDotNet
After a while, Gwen would take you to her secret stash where you'd have your pick of colors to choose from.
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Don't believe me? Check it out: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Gwen's Stash
lyra_song
i created the persona of lyra
although shes less of a prank and more of a social experiment + way to keep my privacy
but T_T now shes taken over me!
although shes less of a prank and more of a social experiment + way to keep my privacy
but T_T now shes taken over me!
AquilaI
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Originally Posted by arcanemacabre
Don't believe me? Check it out: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Gwen's Stash
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Anyway. One of the most fun pranks I played was fantastic for getting groups annoyed
1)find a party looking for 2 monks
2)join it with uni mate's monk character (sitting across the hall from my room)
3)as soon as the mission starts, simultanously say to each other 'I'm smiting, did you bring rez?' or something to that effect.
4)observe the annoyed reaction from the rest of the party
Silent Kitty
I am afraid that I was the only one laughing, but I once was dancing in Glint's chamber when all my party members were dead. They blamed their deads on me, so I pretended to have done that for the sole purpose to dance on their dead bodies. I also told them that they couldn't rage quit because that would bring them back to Dragon's Lair.
I have been called all sorts of names for not being able to outheal Glint's damage, so I thought they had it coming.
We had a mesmer and an Archer who never interrupted any of Glints defences and attacks, still I was the noob
I have been called all sorts of names for not being able to outheal Glint's damage, so I thought they had it coming.
We had a mesmer and an Archer who never interrupted any of Glints defences and attacks, still I was the noob

Cyan The Archer
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Originally Posted by pflap
My favorite thing to do is just dance around in my underwear in front of some serious looking player. It's good for a laugh, especially if they get offended by it, it really is just harmless fun.
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Kook~NBK~
In Droknar's Forge:
begger1: give me money please
randomguy: Go earn it, n00b
begger2: Can anyone help me get my armor, I only need 1,000g!
ME: FREE MONEY!!! SEE IPILLU WHUPWUP IN WHITMAN'S FOLLY!!!!
{5 or 6 people} really? where is he?!
{1 or 2 other people} Where are you? I'll take some!
ME: I'm not Ipillui Whupwup, he's in Whitman's Folly.
begger1: give me money please
randomguy: Go earn it, n00b
begger2: Can anyone help me get my armor, I only need 1,000g!
ME: FREE MONEY!!! SEE IPILLU WHUPWUP IN WHITMAN'S FOLLY!!!!
{5 or 6 people} really? where is he?!
{1 or 2 other people} Where are you? I'll take some!
ME: I'm not Ipillui Whupwup, he's in Whitman's Folly.
zerva
Well down in Tombs when everyone was farming it hardcore. Get into a group of all experienced players ya right. People running everywhere pretending to just be looking for this or that. So how I dont know we actually made it to the bottom lvl and a lot of them had a hi dp by that point. They were all complaining wanting ccs for free. So I told them I would equip my special DP removal bow. So I put up a scroll and the dp was going away real fast. 4 of them were offering me all sort of money for my special bow . I bet I could of sold anything at that point.
eternal pho
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Originally Posted by Charqus
I said WTS black dye 1 plat
My status was do not disturb and i had a big line following me around kanineng trying to open trade chat :/ |
It makes you seem more noob lol.
Dawgboy
When there's a "W T S" spammer in some out of the way town sometimes I whisper them "just came from ascalon D2 and someone was looking for that." I've had people actually whisper me "TY" and leave.
I've also done that "alt+f4 to accept gold" on beggars ,too. One time one said, "LOL, I'm not a noob." I said, "Good, then you must know that monsters drop gold. Go ask them."
I've also done that "alt+f4 to accept gold" on beggars ,too. One time one said, "LOL, I'm not a noob." I said, "Good, then you must know that monsters drop gold. Go ask them."
Jeremy Untouchable
When the alliance battles first cranked up. Me "hey all you kursicks, hit alt+f4 for a temp armor buff.".............so and so has left the game, had 3 leave at once one time. And my fav, 2 of my rl freinds play GW and there little 12 y/o bro was playing to, he dies, they rez him with Unyealding Aura, wait till all the monsters are gone, then BAM dead, he never saw what hit him, they kept doing it, told him his toon was glitched
Dwiggit
My funniest prank was way back at Halloween special event.
Typed in local chat in Lion's Arch:
"Cool! Just type /boo to get your pumpkin crown!"
A lot of scaring ensues.... quite funny!
I was ROFL!
Dwig
Typed in local chat in Lion's Arch:
"Cool! Just type /boo to get your pumpkin crown!"
A lot of scaring ensues.... quite funny!
I was ROFL!
Dwig
Jetdoc
A couple...
1. Go into Temple of Ages, Tomb of Primevil Kings, The Deep or Urgoz's Warren and say: "W/Mo LFG - I'm an expert healer!" or "55 HP W/Mo LFG"
You'll get about 1,000 messages in less than 2 seconds calling you an idiot.
2. During the Dragon Festival, on the last day that they were handing out Dragon Masks, there were 100 people in Shing Jea District 1 panicking to get rid of their Jade Wind Orbs, spamming "WTS 250 Jade Wind Orbs for 1K." I posted in all chat "WTB All Your Jade Wind Orbs for 500g each!!!" (which was the common price prior to the start of the Festival).
It caused mass pandemonium, and I had around 100 trade window requests within 10 seconds. It was like the final stockmarket scene from the movie "Trading Places". Too funny.
1. Go into Temple of Ages, Tomb of Primevil Kings, The Deep or Urgoz's Warren and say: "W/Mo LFG - I'm an expert healer!" or "55 HP W/Mo LFG"
You'll get about 1,000 messages in less than 2 seconds calling you an idiot.
2. During the Dragon Festival, on the last day that they were handing out Dragon Masks, there were 100 people in Shing Jea District 1 panicking to get rid of their Jade Wind Orbs, spamming "WTS 250 Jade Wind Orbs for 1K." I posted in all chat "WTB All Your Jade Wind Orbs for 500g each!!!" (which was the common price prior to the start of the Festival).
It caused mass pandemonium, and I had around 100 trade window requests within 10 seconds. It was like the final stockmarket scene from the movie "Trading Places". Too funny.
Fay Vert
Whenever there is a lot of "All" chat trade spam in LA it reply to them all saying I will buy it. Up to you how much you want to string them along by haggling but you will always get lots of messages, lots of trade requests, lots of party invites and as a bonus, you totally shut down the trade spam in LA for as long as you feel like.
If only more people did this then we could reclaim the All chat back again. Try it today
If only more people did this then we could reclaim the All chat back again. Try it today

Eviance
Helped a guildie convince another guildie that the lynx evolved like pokemon >_>
He asked what the highest level was and we told him Lynxubermon >_>
I think he was a little ticked at us when he found out we had been messing with his head for the past 20mins <_< But he was a good sport about it and told us to go to he11
He asked what the highest level was and we told him Lynxubermon >_>
I think he was a little ticked at us when he found out we had been messing with his head for the past 20mins <_< But he was a good sport about it and told us to go to he11
Roupe
I have occasionally dropped a Grenth present in teams, Its hillarious to see someone clueless pick it up and use it ^^
I have also in teamchat typed "I'm wielding The Godslayer of Hitpoints", also hilarious to see people run up and have a look at what im wielding. ^^
I have also in teamchat typed "I'm wielding The Godslayer of Hitpoints", also hilarious to see people run up and have a look at what im wielding. ^^
lg5000
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Originally Posted by cloudbunny
I have not done it yet, but this is on my plan:
You get one of those silent undercover 55hp monks joining your UW-party when you are looking for healer monks. It would be very funny to put Vital Blessing on that "healer" when he suddenly starts to solo Aatraxes. regards, Cloudbunny |

Mustache Mayhem
there's a glitch (I'm not sure if it's been fixed).. but you can get around one of the exit portals in this town and stand on the other side looking in.. it's the funniest prank ever cause peeps are so greedy.. you spam WTS 5 Black Dye- 2kea by the exit.. all you see if guys running toward you and zone- I even seen some guys zone back and do it twice
Bu7ch
I forget which actual character I used (either W/Me or N/Mo) but I was grouped with a few guildies to do a mission. Normally I use my ranger but I switched up. At this point we grabbed a few people randomly and nobody realized we were guildies.
In any case...I keep spamming in the team chat asking what traps to bring. Nobody answers because of my classes and my guildies knew I was screwing around. I've done this many times and it pissed a lot of people off asking how i could trap as a necro (MM). If nothing else I got a laugh out of it and so did the guildies.
In any case...I keep spamming in the team chat asking what traps to bring. Nobody answers because of my classes and my guildies knew I was screwing around. I've done this many times and it pissed a lot of people off asking how i could trap as a necro (MM). If nothing else I got a laugh out of it and so did the guildies.
Pillz_veritas
This is at the Dawn of the 105/55 HP Monk. More then a year ago....
Natures Renewal had a different effect all the way back then... It actualy removed all of the enchants on creatures within its range.(for those who only started playing after the arrival of the 55's) So the story goes... I was a young budding rune trader, I decided to specialize in runes! For I remembered the days that the weekest superior could sell for 10k, and the strongest 120k+! Surely at an all time low, they will Increase in value... Well Slowly the prices of most of the runes started to drop... But whats this? the price of Monk runes are starting to increase dramatically! Me being the person I am, looked on the forums for the cause of this... And low an behold!!! A MONK tanking better then a warrior... furthermore... The monk only has 105 Life! Ahh ... And then the secrets of the 105 build became clear... It was based on the enchantment protective bond! And other enchantments gave it a strong support! Now... To the point of this prank.... One day I was in ToA on my Ranger looking to try out a new fangled craze called "Trapping" in the UW a creature known as "Smites"... Ok back to the prank XD... So there was this Mo/W Standing there, saying "I bet you 10k that I can tank better then any warrior, with ease!" So I see he is in a party with four other people, people who were obviously currious/uneducated about the new build that is starting to become popular. I thought to myself... How dare he feed on the uneducated? I would teach him a lesson worth remember. When I joined his group he said... "To prove further my skills I will do this while only having 105 Life! If I can be attacked for 5 minutes straight by 5 attaxe's you will owe me 10k, each. Otherwise I will pay each of you 10k." We all accept this deal, and off into the Under World We Go. He recasts protective bond like 14 times before getting the 1 Energy, and then he goes and gets the monsters on him. After 30 seconds everyone else in the group were saying.. "Holy Crap!" and the like. And then I used Natures Renewal. He died, I won 10k (he never paid), the end. ^^
Natures Renewal had a different effect all the way back then... It actualy removed all of the enchants on creatures within its range.(for those who only started playing after the arrival of the 55's) So the story goes... I was a young budding rune trader, I decided to specialize in runes! For I remembered the days that the weekest superior could sell for 10k, and the strongest 120k+! Surely at an all time low, they will Increase in value... Well Slowly the prices of most of the runes started to drop... But whats this? the price of Monk runes are starting to increase dramatically! Me being the person I am, looked on the forums for the cause of this... And low an behold!!! A MONK tanking better then a warrior... furthermore... The monk only has 105 Life! Ahh ... And then the secrets of the 105 build became clear... It was based on the enchantment protective bond! And other enchantments gave it a strong support! Now... To the point of this prank.... One day I was in ToA on my Ranger looking to try out a new fangled craze called "Trapping" in the UW a creature known as "Smites"... Ok back to the prank XD... So there was this Mo/W Standing there, saying "I bet you 10k that I can tank better then any warrior, with ease!" So I see he is in a party with four other people, people who were obviously currious/uneducated about the new build that is starting to become popular. I thought to myself... How dare he feed on the uneducated? I would teach him a lesson worth remember. When I joined his group he said... "To prove further my skills I will do this while only having 105 Life! If I can be attacked for 5 minutes straight by 5 attaxe's you will owe me 10k, each. Otherwise I will pay each of you 10k." We all accept this deal, and off into the Under World We Go. He recasts protective bond like 14 times before getting the 1 Energy, and then he goes and gets the monsters on him. After 30 seconds everyone else in the group were saying.. "Holy Crap!" and the like. And then I used Natures Renewal. He died, I won 10k (he never paid), the end. ^^
otbasix
When you Beat Factions you get to go on a ledge that no one else can get onto in Kaining Center and i sat there saying first person to open trade with me gets all my money and all my ectos. Like a 1-2 minutes later one of the guys i finished the missions with came through too and we sat there spamming for like 5 minutes.
Guardian of the Light
I got a good one
My guildies and I teamed up for a big prank of Ember light camp dis 1
We made up a green called "The Puppypuncher" and some of us spammed 'WTS Puppypuncher re 9 smiting +5 energy and +30 health" and others said "GLF more to farm the Puppy Puncher NEW green"
We only managed to get one monk and when we were asked why only one monk we told them it was an easy cap.
We left the group when we got pwned.
My guildies and I teamed up for a big prank of Ember light camp dis 1
We made up a green called "The Puppypuncher" and some of us spammed 'WTS Puppypuncher re 9 smiting +5 energy and +30 health" and others said "GLF more to farm the Puppy Puncher NEW green"
We only managed to get one monk and when we were asked why only one monk we told them it was an easy cap.
We left the group when we got pwned.
arcanemacabre
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Originally Posted by otbasix
When you Beat Factions you get to go on a ledge that no one else can get onto in Kaining Center and i sat there saying first person to open trade with me gets all my money and all my ectos. Like a 1-2 minutes later one of the guys i finished the missions with came through too and we sat there spamming for like 5 minutes.
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Gwmaster
the first day of the Ids madness, i desided to go to Lion Arch d1 and i spammed
giving away free IDS, in less than 3 seconds i was "spiked" by alot of whispers it was fun
giving away free IDS, in less than 3 seconds i was "spiked" by alot of whispers it was fun
Gwmaster
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Originally Posted by Energizer Deth Buni
Asking noob W/Mo if they brought "Mind Heal"... then calling them a noob when they said they never heard of it.... sometimes theyd get mad and say they had it but dont like to use it.
Offering people 10k in Droks if they can take me to the Mesmer boss that you could cap "Delusionary Thoughts" from. |
cloudbunny
Not so much a prank, but very funny:
Last week I and 7 friends were going to take an 8 monk smite team through Thunderkeep. We were waiting for the last monk to show up and we were the only monks in Thunderkeep. You bet we got a lot invitations! Hopefully Warriors who finally thought they would survive the mission with 7 monks.
We did the mission + bonus and afterwards went back for a sync dance celebration.
Regards,
Cloudbunny
Last week I and 7 friends were going to take an 8 monk smite team through Thunderkeep. We were waiting for the last monk to show up and we were the only monks in Thunderkeep. You bet we got a lot invitations! Hopefully Warriors who finally thought they would survive the mission with 7 monks.
We did the mission + bonus and afterwards went back for a sync dance celebration.
Regards,
Cloudbunny
Kojaks Shadow
Wow. Now I know who all the pricks are
dare49devil
ROFL SHADOW.
Anyway, yea it was funny in Burial moudns when you tell the other team to attack because you have an afk or something and watch them slaughter eachother then come in and mop up. =)
Anyway, yea it was funny in Burial moudns when you tell the other team to attack because you have an afk or something and watch them slaughter eachother then come in and mop up. =)
blakk
me and two guildies are in the UW, im the SS necro, we have a -55 and a warrior. the warrior went afk JUST as me and the monk agroed 4 aataxes, two nitemares pop up, and we miss one he gets the 55. now im running to the ghost safe place just as the warrior types comms back on temaspeak saying "im back" i say "dont move "as I run past him. i hear a bone crunching sound and see his name go dark... sure i rezzed him later, but it was a dark day for our friendship...
Bale_Shadowscar
Going to the Dragon's Gullet and getting the two collector weapons there. They look like a Spatha and a Crimson Carapace shield, but are called "Shocking Plasma blade" and "Bulwark of Balthazar".
Then get into a group and say "I'm wielding a Shocking Plasma Blade and a Bulwark of Balthazar" and claim they are new greens
Then get into a group and say "I'm wielding a Shocking Plasma Blade and a Bulwark of Balthazar" and claim they are new greens

Cyan The Archer
Did anyone mention the Spectral Essence from Iron Mines in an infuse run?
When you kill the Eidolon(w/e its called) then quickly grab the Essence before anyone else(Any caster can do it, you wont have a hard time healing). When you get to the Seer tell the members in the party to /beg /kneel and say please and all that stuff. Should try getting money out of people for that
When you kill the Eidolon(w/e its called) then quickly grab the Essence before anyone else(Any caster can do it, you wont have a hard time healing). When you get to the Seer tell the members in the party to /beg /kneel and say please and all that stuff. Should try getting money out of people for that

Carinae
Whenever I go to FoW with people for the first time, I say "WAIT!" as soon as we zone in. Then wait about 2 seconds and say "j/k
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If Savio could have strangled me he would have.
I also like to play the nub, like the first time I did FoW with Racthoh: "Wow, this looks scarry. Has anyone done this before?"

If Savio could have strangled me he would have.
I also like to play the nub, like the first time I did FoW with Racthoh: "Wow, this looks scarry. Has anyone done this before?"
Carinae
Oh, I have another one:
WTS: Signets of Capture (2k firm!) - Skill Trader SOLD OUT! - I only have 8 left, HURRY!
I got hammered with pm's when I did this in LA D1 last month. "What?", "Really? damn!"
WTS: Signets of Capture (2k firm!) - Skill Trader SOLD OUT! - I only have 8 left, HURRY!
I got hammered with pm's when I did this in LA D1 last month. "What?", "Really? damn!"

JimDaala
Doing some missions and people saying there moral boost,
i have 10% moral boost
and i typed i have 100% moral boost
They were like how you get that...
Told them its a bug from teh latest updated
i have 10% moral boost
and i typed i have 100% moral boost
They were like how you get that...
Told them its a bug from teh latest updated
[DE]
People hate assassins in Urgoz and the Deep so....
I got on my sin and claimed I was soloing the mission for free! Note I have only done this once before (<lol). Actually got a group of 5-6 and a bunch of PMs asking for my build
. Once I got a full group I'd enter mission, put up a bunch of completly random enchantments/spells start to run in, yell "lag" than log out. Darn err 7 :P
Fun times
I got on my sin and claimed I was soloing the mission for free! Note I have only done this once before (<lol). Actually got a group of 5-6 and a bunch of PMs asking for my build

Fun times
A B C Onetwothree
lol i do this a lot...
i spam, "First one to open trade w/ me wins req9 Max Crystaline 15^50 20/20 +30 free, then run around and decline the first 9 and a half, then watch the ppl stop and scream, "wtf>?!!??!!? i traded!?!?!" then i say, "......." and then map and do it again