Funniest pranks you played in GW

Nyx Hemera

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

The Magus Order [TMO]

E/

lol my favorite prank is using Unyielding Aura. A lot of ppl don't realize that they have it on them or don't know what it does and are to lazy to read the long description.
Love using it on those tanking assasins
Never use it in missions, uw, fow or on MMs (that can be really painfull)

Sereng Amaranth

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roupe
I have also in teamchat typed "I'm wielding The Godslayer of Hitpoints", also hilarious to see people run up and have a look at what im wielding. ^^
I'm wielding an M16 and a Hand Grenade!


When the Sorrow's Furnace update was almost released, I was selling a Rune of Sorrow for 100k. It let people beta test the new area. I had lots of people wanting to buy it.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyx Hemera
lol my favorite prank is using Unyielding Aura. A lot of ppl don't realize that they have it on them or don't know what it does and are to lazy to read the long description.
Love using it on those tanking assasins
Never use it in missions, uw, fow or on MMs (that can be really painfull)
My guildmates call that "The Aura".

We had some fun one time with The Aura on me (a MM). I would summon up a Flesh Golem, walk into a large group of Canthan Peasants, then the monk would kill me and the Golem would kill them all.

Nyx Hemera

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

The Magus Order [TMO]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Curse You
My guildmates call that "The Aura".

We had some fun one time with The Aura on me (a MM). I would summon up a Flesh Golem, walk into a large group of Canthan Peasants, then the monk would kill me and the Golem would kill them all.
lol do i know you?

Carl Butanananowski

Carl Butanananowski

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arizona

We Have Big [Meat]

well, your both from TMO, so i would say yes :P

Shattered Self

Shattered Self

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

PvE

N/

Last December I convinced some guy that there was a hidden collector way out at the edge of the Hell's Precipice mission, who would give you a 20-35 damage +15% unconditional req8 unique-skinned uber-katana in exchange for a starter sword. He spent the next 30 mins spamming "WTB starter sword, 5k" in LA.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyx Hemera
lol do i know you?
No, you don't. I'm in a different TMO, we've never met (My Avatar = best smiting skill).

Legendary Shiz

Legendary Shiz

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
Beggar: plz need gold i pay back plz im broke
Me: (in local chat) ok beggar, im sending you gold now - hold Alt and press F4 to accept

Yeah, its a great way to get rid of beggars. Actually had one of them PM me afterwards flaming me for "scamming" him.
LoL that's basically hilarious. I'm not going to lie, I will try that the next time I see a beggar.

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Giving away free ids! - gets you 4058406845684956845606906 whispers, that was back when ids was popular....mwha

civ

civ

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/Mo

Too lazy to read entire post so i dont know if this is posted, but i shout this in districts when im bored:


"RUNNING TO STORAGE 2K A PIECE 1/6 WE'RE GOING QUICK"

civ

civ

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/Mo

Too lazy to read entire post so i dont know if this is posted, but i shout this in districts when im bored:


"RUNNING TO STORAGE 2K A PIECE 1/6 WE'RE GOING QUICK"

Misc Merik

Misc Merik

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

America

Fugitives of Kurzick (Fok)

W/

when I go into AB and listen to the 4,4,4 take each point speech and pretend to care about the border movement

Nathan the Skank

Nathan the Skank

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

Cincinnati

Sleepless Farmers

W/E

I say "W T S ECTOS 3k EACH" then log off.

QuixotesGhost

QuixotesGhost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
my favorite prank is using Unyielding Aura.
Oh same here, One time I had someone convinced that the loot they were picking up was killing them.



And the funny thing is, is that I already explained what UA was earlier in the mission.

Quote:
My guildmates call that "The Aura".
My guild calls it "The Noob Leash". Everytime I bring my bonder build with it into FoW, the vent channel will be nothing but people cracking up all mission. Mainly becuase I try to pull the plug on people mid-sentence.

Vent:

Guildie 1: Alright I'm going to .... what the hell?
Guildies 2-7: *Uncontrollable Laughter*

beleg curudin

beleg curudin

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Durance of Fate [DoF]

R/

"do not disturb"

first one to pm me gets an ecto!


"dude turn off do not disturb already!!!!"

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

lol Wow beleg i have seen some of those but they put offline instead. That gets about the same reply. Unplugging guest in vent huh? lol that sounds hilariouis. I think the only thing ive done is go into THK as my monk sit their and spam "LFG for mission! Whisper!" while i have my status as offline.

Zakarr

Zakarr

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Finland

"Selling glob of ectoplasm for 200g"
"Selling miniature bone dragon for 10k"

These messages are usually huge whisper or invite magnets.

Mr Crapsicle

Mr Crapsicle

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Consortium of Evil Monkeys (CeM)

Fighting with others over who got Evenias bow in ice caves, or the lichs crown in Hells, or Ruricks sword or..... you get the idea

Telling some one that I'm saving up _x_ for the emperors gold teeth.

Playing a mission walking backwards the whole way because it the only way "to get to the secret area"

And the all time favorite - "running to an untimely death, 10K pm for details"

Carl Butanananowski

Carl Butanananowski

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arizona

We Have Big [Meat]

My name is extremely hard to spell for people on GW. So.. what i like to do is go into a busy mission area(Dragons lair for example.. or THK), stand in a HUGE group of people, and spam 'Healer LFG.' After about 4 minutes, someone gets my name right, and i join, then say 'damn, g2g. sorry.'

^_^

-LiamB

-LiamB

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Me and my friend, who have IDENTICAL monks, same colour armour, same face, same hair where doing sync dance and a Ele comes up and says: 'How you do that?' My friend goes press ALT + F4 *Ele Disappears* Then, the Ele comes back and whispers me and says: 'How you do that?' once again, lol. I then tell him/her its /dance *



-LiamB

Krill

Krill

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

America

Last night I did Urgoz for the 3rd time. It's long, and it's boring @ parts (figure 4th time must be charm for that bow...). So, during the slow parts I like to just start conversations with myself about how fat my rangers ass in the collector pants or just converse with myself about random philosophical ideas that nobody would have a clue about. Last night when we got to Urgoz and spent 30 minutes stacking up DP as the party fell into disarray over EoE bomb not working, I talked to myself the whole time about how nice Urgoz's pad was and how if I lived there i'd sip ice tea all day in my warren.

I dunno though, sounds crazy but I just like to leave WTF faces on people when i pug Guild Wars

Kai Nui

Kai Nui

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Behind you with a knife

Celebrity Gangsters [FamE]

Me/

I've told people that the Khylo Axe and Plasma Blade are discontinued rare items.

Francis Demeules

Francis Demeules

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada, Qc

[Holy]

Me/Mo

"glf More For Mission, We Have 2 Monks, 2/8"

Relnor

Relnor

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

I have a colse group of friends that I play with. One of them left GW for another MMO a few months ago. Recently, he gave me his GW acoRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. I loged on and whispered all of our friends.

Got about a dozen, "OMGWFT YOUR BACK!"

Deadly Martini

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

Here

Neph

N/Me

I was bored and so i decided to help some noobs out on the factions island with my MM. I went to Zen Daijun and went like lvl 20 MM lfg, and it filled up fast. We were in the middle of the mission, and i was starting to get very bored, and i had like 9 minions on me, one bein a flesh golem. So i signal on the map where i was and they all gathered. I started to use "Blood of the Master" over and over again, until all of my health was drained, and my minions totally killed them all, it was so funny cause they got soo pissed

not nesscessarily the nicest thing to do, but its so satifying

Lord Mendes

Lord Mendes

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Derka-Derka Land

Steel Phoenix (StP)

E/

My pranks are way 2 evil for this thread, all ur pranks sound so innocent.
1 word: EoE.
The rest is up 2 ur imagination.

Falrow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski
My name is extremely hard to spell for people on GW. So.. what i like to do is go into a busy mission area(Dragons lair for example.. or THK), stand in a HUGE group of people, and spam 'Healer LFG.' After about 4 minutes, someone gets my name right, and i join, then say 'damn, g2g. sorry.'

^_^
Why not click your name then copy and paste? Or find your name in the crowd if it's so big.

Buns United

Buns United

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

Holland, ZHZ

R/W

I suppose the best one I've had was bringing Spirit of Extinction ( can't repeat this anymore ) into the first onland factions mission. Whatever it's called. Thing is the afflicted in the big fights start out with killing the poor human mobs.

I think you could imagine how I laughed when there were 3/16 people left standing (of which one healer hench). I still praise god noone found out who took that spirit..

Vote 'Yes' for Bunnies© as Pets!

PS. I did this trick twice, once when 'helping' a guildie of mine

Da Cebuano

Da Cebuano

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Virginia born in Cebu

Jelly Toast[jT]

W/

I'm posting this thread in the BIGGEST ASSHOLE YOU MET IN GW THREAD.

Lord Mendes

Lord Mendes

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Derka-Derka Land

Steel Phoenix (StP)

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buns United
I suppose the best one I've had was bringing Spirit of Extinction ( can't repeat this anymore ) into the first onland factions mission. Whatever it's called. Thing is the afflicted in the big fights start out with killing the poor human mobs.

I think you could imagine how I laughed when there were 3/16 people left standing (of which one healer hench). I still praise god noone found out who took that spirit..

Vote 'Yes' for Bunnies© as Pets!

PS. I did this trick twice, once when 'helping' a guildie of mine
not so funny when u realize that u probably cost a bunch of people their survivor titles.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

In an earlier post, I said that beggers should go see Ipillu Whupwup in Whitman's Folley. The problem is, he's in Tyria. So the question is, who's a good boss to send people to see in Cantha? Hmmm....

Buns United

Buns United

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

Holland, ZHZ

R/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Mendes
not so funny when u realize that u probably cost a bunch of people their survivor titles.
Maybe, however what I didn't mention was that the first time, I was completely unaware the Afflicted kill human npc's. Couldn't help it after I put down spirit.

Second time (with guildie) I actually did it right by putting down spirit after all npc's were dead.

Can't help it best form of entertainment is seeing other people having trouble. That's (sickening enough) human nature.

Vote 'Yes' for Bunnies© as Pets!

Lord Mendes

Lord Mendes

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Derka-Derka Land

Steel Phoenix (StP)

E/

well one time i told a guy that there was a bug that enabled u 2 cap spectral agony from mursaat bosses.
Got flamed like hell for that.

Opeth11

Opeth11

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada

Demon of the Fall [Opet]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Mendes
well one time i told a guy that there was a bug that enabled u 2 cap spectral agony from mursaat bosses.
Got flamed like hell for that.
Why even call it a bug? It's totally a fact.

>_>
<_<

guildwarsnerd

guildwarsnerd

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

FoW Beach

W/A

LMAO! Nice idea for a thread. One time, I went to Citadel and said in all chat, Okay, "Random Name", I'll buy that IDS for 100k+50 ectoes. Got about 100 PM's of "n00b" "they're 20k" etc. etc.


Oh yeah, I use this as a way to get rid of sellers who are annoying. I go to the watchtower in Lion's Arch District 1 and send an invite to a spammer/seller, he eventually will accept the invite because he can't find me, then I teleport somewhere, usually they are still loading, then I zone out, it's so funny lol

Mike_version2

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Running around mission's like THK or RoF with my monk and not accepting any teams, funny when they start begging you to join, even funnier when they start offering you free money or other items xD

nuee

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

Isengard

guildless for now

E/Me

When you see someone drop their ID'd gold(s) to show them off, quickly cast Recall on them (assassin skill) and scoop them up.

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

Make a Character that looks exactly like a henchy,

I did it with Sis Tai, and u will see people trying to click you and try to add you.

Defiled Corpse

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2006

Auckland, New Zealand

Reapers of Oblivion

N/

Setting up as R/N so i appear as a Toucher in RA.

When the timer hits 15 secs up goes Natures Renewal, Frozen Soil, QZ, Fertile, and then Bipping myself out.

Yeah its mean and cruel, but worth it when people call you a toucher nub then freak when they realize what your doing. Also a good way to blow of steam.

Caethas Turan

Caethas Turan

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Auckland, New Zealand

Reapers of Oblivion [Ruin]

Going into the Deep as the SS with Shivers Necro. Finally get to Kanaxai, then mutter .. "OMG I forgot Shivers." or being asked before going in do you have shivers? And I'm like err what's shivers???. Funny watching them all run about for a bit then yell at me for a while. The amount of leavers are funny, considering they added me to the group and I was spamming SS with Shivers LFG.