What Would The WORST Game Update Be?

Hello!

In this thread you are supposed to write what, in your opinion, would be the WORST GuildWars Game update.

-Please Keep This Within The Terms Of GuildWars-

Ok i'ill go first with mine:

Level cap raised to eternity but the only new content added to make that work is a big field where the creatures always is the same level as you, so you can keep grinding forever! And when nightfall is released there is only content for lvl 1-20, but of course that field is still there...

(Of course you can steal my idea regarding the worst game update)

Go Ahead Guys, POST AWAY

Ok I will example with one REAL issue with Warcraft.
update 12 comes
-fixes some bugs, introduces bug that cannot play replays.
update 13 comes (wors update ever)
-fixes that the replays can be watched again, BUT SINCE it changes the version, the OLD replays are not watchable anymore. LOOT!!

The worst update in gw - probably making imba skills MORE imba and nerfed skills more NERFED.

increasing characters max level, instead of keeping it at 20

Everyone with "I Will Avenge You!" in their builds now do QUADROUPLE DAMAGE ANYWHRE THEY GO. It is a MUCH NEEDED buff for iway XD!!!!!!

Decreasing warrior armor. Taking out Protective Spirit altogether.

Changing all Player's Characters into fluffy bunnies with only 2 attacks; hop, and "look cute"

Add to that, make all enemies have 300 life stealing, always.

And of course, all weapons have 300-600 damage, with +150% while attacking.

If they fixed/got rid of the 'back route' for Gyala Hatchery - I would have to kiss goodbye any hope of getting the 'Protector of Cantha' title!

An update that makes it impossible to see who is in a party and who is not.

* Level cap increased because of the constant droning of people wanting free WoW (I stole your idea but worded it better)

* Enemy AI nerfed because of the constant droning about the difficuly of PvE

* Mounts added. Press 'v' to instantly be on your mount and have a +33% speed boost and +40 AL. Mount cannot be harmed. We didn't consider PvP here, because well, who cares? We sure don't

Warrior armor debuff imo

worst update would be making SS scatter

An in-game messageboard that only supports posts made by know-it-alls looking down on other people.

The worst update:

The one that takes the servers down forever.

That's the one I am not looking forward to, but is inevitable.

* lvl cap raised to 100 (yes, i think we all agree in this one ^^)

** FOW armor having bonus armor and atributes over the "less expenssive" ones, if you dont have 1 000 000k to burn in you armor, then you deserve to loose anyway ;p

*** taking out of the game the -50 cestas and all the -hp items (good luck whith your 105hp monk )

**** nerfing Prot. Spirit so it would have 45 secs recharge (ahuehauehaue, good bye 3 man urgoz, dual UW, 4 men FOW, and virtualy 99% of ALL the "solo builds" out there ;D)

Later.

i dom't know i would prob enjoy this one alot

hmmm
worst update ever...
Each Player is assigned a childish ten year old wammo who follow you around and regualrly says
O MY Giggly Gosh Mending Equ=als tEh PwnXoR, foolowed by
"(your player name here) Is such a ****ing n00b and is really gAy!!!1
and when he isn't doing that he grinds on you (ofc he is a wammo)
and whenever any female chars are around he shouts
"i WaNt tO MaKe the sExZor with you!!!!!!!11!!!"

just like that

that my friends would be the worst update ever.

-Ps i hope A-net doesn't get any ideas of this thread. :P

also destroying prot sprit would mean that boon prots would suck to a ridculess degree.
As a Boon Prot i never leave hoe without it.

How could it get any worse...

/moan

Fixed a bug that did not include shards with necro and monk asthetic armor.

Changed shields and absorbtion on armor and runes to reducing physical damage.





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wait! those already hit.

Oh man, I guess guildwars updating to graphics like these...
http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-002.jpg
http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-004.jpg
http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-005.jpg
...would totally ruin the immersion! Like WoW has proven, we need cartoony graphics!

Luckily, I have access to screenshots of the next version of GW, and I can tell you that it's thankfully almost as cartoony as WoW:
http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%201.jpg
http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%203.jpg
http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%204.jpg


Peace out, whiners.

Mandatory client update. Buy it at the official store for $5.

dang in that last screenie dark bond is way overpowered but i still prefer the dark bond we have now.