What Would The WORST Game Update Be?
Shmanka
The worst update... hmmm.
Oh yea!
Avatar of Grenth:This skill lasts forever.
Oh yea!
Avatar of Grenth:This skill lasts forever.
Archangel Xavier
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Originally Posted by Riceboi
The worst update already occured it was the AoE scatter update. I'm still mad about that btw and will be forever. lol
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Metoo. Metoo.
The Invincimonk Killer update. Yea they've poked it with sticks but if they did something drastic that made the build imossible to make at all (i.e. removing\replacing a skill entirely or preventing the health reduction from runes from surpassing a certain percentage of your original max) This would deliver the finishing blow to farming. Sadly it's inevitable. Especially if pvp finds some way to make it even remotely effective. Though that'd be quite a feat.
jon0592
Worst update ever (which I don't have to worry about at ALL because I know Anet wouldn't do it) is this:
Meteor Shower - same stats but a recharge of 5 seconds.
Please don't go naming skills...I'm just stating this would be the worst update.
Meteor Shower - same stats but a recharge of 5 seconds.
Please don't go naming skills...I'm just stating this would be the worst update.
Sub Frost
Hum... let me see...
Update - Friday 13
# Every Monster in Prophecies/Factions/Nightfall now uses Enraged.
# Every Location/Area in all 3 chapters now have the following Environment Effects: Demonic Miasma, Shroud of Darkness, Enduring Torment, Repressive Energy.
# However opened the unlocked treasures, introduced in Nightfall, will have 5 items deleted randomly from there inventory every 30 days.
# Fixed a bug that caused players to get gold items from chests.
i was going to add some skill updates, but i better not give Anet anymore ideas :P
Update - Friday 13
# Every Monster in Prophecies/Factions/Nightfall now uses Enraged.
# Every Location/Area in all 3 chapters now have the following Environment Effects: Demonic Miasma, Shroud of Darkness, Enduring Torment, Repressive Energy.
# However opened the unlocked treasures, introduced in Nightfall, will have 5 items deleted randomly from there inventory every 30 days.
# Fixed a bug that caused players to get gold items from chests.
i was going to add some skill updates, but i better not give Anet anymore ideas :P
Pwnd by a guineapig
Worst game update ever you say????
The AI update making them flee from AoE and damage skills (SoJ, Glads defence,VwK etc.)
The AI update making them flee from AoE and damage skills (SoJ, Glads defence,VwK etc.)
Neo Nugget
Worst update? Bringing back the level restriction in pre lol.
Lord Sojar
Updated Guild Wars to lack new features and systems and add only crappy content in future expansions until Guild Wars 2 debuts.... oh wait...
cyberjanet
Removing henchies and heroes so that you have to play with PUGs.
KingSpiffo
Not being able to turn off local chat.
Arduin
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Originally Posted by Sub Frost
Update - Friday 13
# Whoever opened the unlocked treasures, introduced in Nightfall, will have 5 items deleted randomly from there inventory every 30 days. |

Sophitia Leafblade
The Worst Update would be:
EA Games has Taken over Anet and added the following changes:
#Crash bugs repaired to make games crash more often and with more terminal Effects.
#Game Engine upgraded to use ONLY Windows Vista 64Bit Professional Edition.
#Sound effects upgraded to allow all players throughout the server being able to see and hear any Map Pings no matter where abouts they are.
#Chat upgrades have made all chat Work on the same Chat channel, Chat channel can no longer be turned off and is auto maximized to cover the whole screen. Chat is now universal and ALL chat can be seen no matter where you are.
#Preparations made for the next expansion all Guild Halls removed from the game and are now only available in the expansion pack~- Guild Wars: Guilds
EA Games has Taken over Anet and added the following changes:
#Crash bugs repaired to make games crash more often and with more terminal Effects.
#Game Engine upgraded to use ONLY Windows Vista 64Bit Professional Edition.
#Sound effects upgraded to allow all players throughout the server being able to see and hear any Map Pings no matter where abouts they are.
#Chat upgrades have made all chat Work on the same Chat channel, Chat channel can no longer be turned off and is auto maximized to cover the whole screen. Chat is now universal and ALL chat can be seen no matter where you are.
#Preparations made for the next expansion all Guild Halls removed from the game and are now only available in the expansion pack~- Guild Wars: Guilds
TheRaven
Hmm, well without taking the time to actually read 9 pages of ideas (I read the 5 above me), I have a different take on the question.
To me the absolute worst update would be the one that prevents me from playing it on my computer. I'm on a limited budget and while I have a decent computer, I certainly don't have anywhere near the latest and greatest.
The worst update for me would be:
NEW!! IMPROVED GRAPHICS AND SOUND!!! Now immerse yourself in a complete virtual world.
- Dragons so realistic you'll actually feel their flames!
- New photo realistic options for hair and faces. Choose from over 100 different faces and hairstyles for each character.
- Improved landscapes. Better grab a coat before heading into the Shiverpeaks! You'll believe you are really in a snow filled landscape.
Minimum System Requirements:
• 3 gigabytes (GB) of RAM or higher recommended (2 GB minimum supported; may limit performance and some features)
• 5 gigabytes (GB) of available hard disk space
• Super VGA (1024 X 768) or higher-resolution video adapter and monitor
• 1 GB of Video RAM recommended (512 MB of Video RAM minimum)
• CD-ROM or DVD drive
To me the absolute worst update would be the one that prevents me from playing it on my computer. I'm on a limited budget and while I have a decent computer, I certainly don't have anywhere near the latest and greatest.
The worst update for me would be:
NEW!! IMPROVED GRAPHICS AND SOUND!!! Now immerse yourself in a complete virtual world.
- Dragons so realistic you'll actually feel their flames!
- New photo realistic options for hair and faces. Choose from over 100 different faces and hairstyles for each character.
- Improved landscapes. Better grab a coat before heading into the Shiverpeaks! You'll believe you are really in a snow filled landscape.
Minimum System Requirements:
• 3 gigabytes (GB) of RAM or higher recommended (2 GB minimum supported; may limit performance and some features)
• 5 gigabytes (GB) of available hard disk space
• Super VGA (1024 X 768) or higher-resolution video adapter and monitor
• 1 GB of Video RAM recommended (512 MB of Video RAM minimum)
• CD-ROM or DVD drive
meat shield
due to an error in the servers, all acounts rolled back to the point it was created.
n...o.......
n...o.......
Sk8tborderx
The worst update already happened when they made glads def and SoJ cause aoe scatter even though they are not aoe skills.
FeroxC
All proffesions nerfed to the level of paragon and mesmer in PVE, the horror.
gone
The one that gives us more storage space, but wipes what we have in storage.
Scutilla
If they closed down the servers. Simple enough

[DE]
Worst Update Ever: Guild Wars 2
NeHoMaR
As far as I know, the worst updates are already in the game.
Anyway, I can "try"
Update - Tuesday March 6
Anyway, I can "try"

Update - Tuesday March 6
- All enemies in game are now touch rangers.
- From today when you die with a PvE character, that will be a perma die and you must start again. (It's not fair that Togo was the only one that didn't resurrected in a resurrection shrine)
tacitus
6v6 in ha with kill count maps.... oh wait..erm..meh
Jaceb
Rather retarted list, meh tired
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* Removed all melee weapons and replaced them with machine-guns, rocket launchers, grenades and BFG 9000. Enabled jumping for crazy nade-jumps.
* Every instanced zone is shared with everyone also every place is FFA PvP.
* Enabled Ninja-looting -.- (even NPC heroes/henchies can ninja-loot!)
* Deaths return you to towns, not always necessary the closest one or even in the same continent.
* Heroes can disband or kick players out from their group.
okay im done.. sorry all heh.

* Removed all melee weapons and replaced them with machine-guns, rocket launchers, grenades and BFG 9000. Enabled jumping for crazy nade-jumps.
* Every instanced zone is shared with everyone also every place is FFA PvP.
* Enabled Ninja-looting -.- (even NPC heroes/henchies can ninja-loot!)
* Deaths return you to towns, not always necessary the closest one or even in the same continent.
* Heroes can disband or kick players out from their group.
okay im done.. sorry all heh.
savage vapor 33
Worst Guild Wars Update...
You choose your skills back and forth with the person your fighting. ie. Final Fantasy X.
You choose your skills back and forth with the person your fighting. ie. Final Fantasy X.
meat shield
- cyclone axe. this skill is no longer an axe atack
- this skil now hits all foes in radar range, and deals+10 dmg for each foe hits
- drunken/despartive blow. this skill now knocks down the atacked one
- skull crack. this skill cost 1 alderline to use B)
- dark aura. this skill now trigers itself LOL
- this skil now hits all foes in radar range, and deals+10 dmg for each foe hits
- drunken/despartive blow. this skill now knocks down the atacked one
- skull crack. this skill cost 1 alderline to use B)
- dark aura. this skill now trigers itself LOL
Bread Fan
I think that the worst game update that there could be:
6v6 HA and new mechanics with kill count, AB (Glorified PvE) style caps
oh wait....didn't that already happen?
6v6 HA and new mechanics with kill count, AB (Glorified PvE) style caps
oh wait....didn't that already happen?
DrD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
Oh man, I guess guildwars updating to graphics like these...
http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-002.jpg http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-004.jpg http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-005.jpg ...would totally ruin the immersion! Like WoW has proven, we need cartoony graphics! Luckily, I have access to screenshots of the next version of GW, and I can tell you that it's thankfully almost as cartoony as WoW: http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%201.jpg http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%203.jpg http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%204.jpg Peace out, whiners. |
Tingi
Quote:
Originally Posted by savage vapor 33
Worst Guild Wars Update...
You choose your skills back and forth with the person your fighting. ie. Final Fantasy X. |
Or not...
Narcism
worst game update = no game update.
wetsparks
Do timed missions count?
kvndoom
The worst possible update to this game would be giving Warriors 4 pips of energy regen. I shudder as I type.
Cataclysm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
Oh man, I guess guildwars updating to graphics like these...
http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-002.jpg http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-004.jpg http://www.markeedragon.com/screensh...render-005.jpg ...would totally ruin the immersion! Like WoW has proven, we need cartoony graphics! Luckily, I have access to screenshots of the next version of GW, and I can tell you that it's thankfully almost as cartoony as WoW: http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%201.jpg http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%203.jpg http://www.rpgwh.net/content/images/...20Wars%204.jpg Peace out, whiners. |
Diddy bow
Making a.i even more cowardly than it already is

MMSDome
Deleteing Caromi Tengu Farming outside of Riverside Province.
.....wait wait they already did that wtf!
In all seriousness the worst update would be getting rid of the servers.
.....wait wait they already did that wtf!
In all seriousness the worst update would be getting rid of the servers.
RPGmaniac
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Originally Posted by Sophitia Leafblade
The Worst Update would be:
EA Games has Taken over Anet and added the following changes: #Crash bugs repaired to make games crash more often and with more terminal Effects. #Game Engine upgraded to use ONLY Windows Vista 64Bit Professional Edition. #Sound effects upgraded to allow all players throughout the server being able to see and hear any Map Pings no matter where abouts they are. #Chat upgrades have made all chat Work on the same Chat channel, Chat channel can no longer be turned off and is auto maximized to cover the whole screen. Chat is now universal and ALL chat can be seen no matter where you are. #Preparations made for the next expansion all Guild Halls removed from the game and are now only available in the expansion pack~- Guild Wars: Guilds |
Friday, March 9th:
Fixed a bug that was causing America to win the Hall of Heroes
Fixed a bug that was causing Korea to win the Hall of Heroes
Fixed a bug that was causing Taiwan to win the Hall of Heroes
Fixed a bug that was causing Japan to win the Hall of Heroes
Fixed a bug that was causing Europe to lose the Hall of Heroes
Implemented a new feature: the territory with favor has a 99.9% chance of having Req 8 15^50 Crystalline swords drop from every monster possible. Even in pre. It would be a 100% chance, but we think that would throw the economy out of balance.
The interface has now been set to 1337-speak and cannot be changed.
Gwmaster
* we decided to put a new hidden npc in explorable areas, this npc is called the green elf, wen a gold or green item drops for people in explorable areas, the little elf will come out of nowhere and steal the drops.
* added a new skill called Echmendfrenhealsig when you use this skill your character runs to a nearby mob gets knocked down, loose 1000 health and say "r3zZ joO |\|0085" and gets disconnected.
* you can now press b+4+1 and receive a special item called M4a1 with 100 bullets.
* if you are drunk in a town and get caught by the guards, you are banned and loose all your items.
* to remove the runner problems we have put a Train from Beacons Perch to Droknar forge, to get a ticket you pay 20 gold.
* added a new skill called Echmendfrenhealsig when you use this skill your character runs to a nearby mob gets knocked down, loose 1000 health and say "r3zZ joO |\|0085" and gets disconnected.
* you can now press b+4+1 and receive a special item called M4a1 with 100 bullets.
* if you are drunk in a town and get caught by the guards, you are banned and loose all your items.
* to remove the runner problems we have put a Train from Beacons Perch to Droknar forge, to get a ticket you pay 20 gold.
Firefox78
Well they all ready did make the WORST update ever....
3 things:
- Chest nerfing - Bastards, u ruined my life in GW now I can't get the title
except If I become 1000 years old.
- Inscrib weapons - Prices are so low that it's almost waste of time to find a
20/20 for sword anymore.
- Uh fun farming place (2 days later "NERF NERF NERF NERF") Grrrrr,
3 things:
- Chest nerfing - Bastards, u ruined my life in GW now I can't get the title
except If I become 1000 years old.
- Inscrib weapons - Prices are so low that it's almost waste of time to find a
20/20 for sword anymore.
- Uh fun farming place (2 days later "NERF NERF NERF NERF") Grrrrr,
Guildmaster Cain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyohn S
worst update would be making SS scatter
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But to get back on the topic:
ANY update WITHOUT the words:
-Stoneflesh now lasts 3...5 seconds, reduces 2-6 dmg, doesnt stop critical hits and costs 25 energy.
(eles are meant to CAUSE lots of dmg and not to be invulnerable to it)
Tea Girl
"Implemented 6v6 in HA. Added Kill Count and Port Capping in HA"
Oh wait.... They already did this update :T
Oh wait.... They already did this update :T
Priest Of Sin
Wost Update Ever: Assassins, rangers, and paragons now have +5 pips of energy regeneration.
see you in hell, balance.
OR:
All players have been moved to their home territories, and cannot move to another.
(europe would NEVER get favor! Or maybe that's not a bad thing)
see you in hell, balance.
OR:
All players have been moved to their home territories, and cannot move to another.
(europe would NEVER get favor! Or maybe that's not a bad thing)
fgarvin
Qwen coming back as a Mesmer instead of ANY of the other, cooler classes.
The return of Prince Rurik's long lost (more annoying) son, Howard.
The inability to choose which chat channels to close.
The return of Prince Rurik's long lost (more annoying) son, Howard.
The inability to choose which chat channels to close.
Lord Sojar
Guild Wars 2: World of Warcrafting is announced and Guild Wars servers are shut down thereafter with mediocre updates leading up to this event.
Made RA swarm with assassins so that you basically have to go anti melee to have any hope of survival. hmm....
Updated monks: Divine favor now gives you 1 strike of adrenaline for each rank in it everytime you use a skill.
Mo/W and Mo/P class combinations are now restricted.
Soul Reaping Updated: For each creature that dies while within 5 radar lengths from you, you gain 8 energy for each rank in this attribute.
Deleted the ability to create a primary class Mesmer from the game. (I would seriously cry)
Updated Backfire: If foe moves, uses a skill, or breathes, you steal 700 life. This hex cannot be removed and if the attempt is made, target foe is deleted. This skill requires 3 fast casting or greater to work.
Added a new skill for assassins: Armageddon. All foes in the district are destroyed and you automatically acquire anything worth more then 30k from them.
Made RA swarm with assassins so that you basically have to go anti melee to have any hope of survival. hmm....
Updated monks: Divine favor now gives you 1 strike of adrenaline for each rank in it everytime you use a skill.
Mo/W and Mo/P class combinations are now restricted.
Soul Reaping Updated: For each creature that dies while within 5 radar lengths from you, you gain 8 energy for each rank in this attribute.
Deleted the ability to create a primary class Mesmer from the game. (I would seriously cry)
Updated Backfire: If foe moves, uses a skill, or breathes, you steal 700 life. This hex cannot be removed and if the attempt is made, target foe is deleted. This skill requires 3 fast casting or greater to work.
Added a new skill for assassins: Armageddon. All foes in the district are destroyed and you automatically acquire anything worth more then 30k from them.