What Would The WORST Game Update Be?

All future chapters will be mostly about PvP. PvE content will be trivial and the storyline will be lame and much too easy to complete.

oh wait ..... that's Factions

That one update where rarity of items matters and where they remove pvp.

The worst thing they can do is to change everything to appear in various shades of pnik.

I hope that post was all sarcasm because that cartoony crap is **** right ******* ugly (stars by me) I mean who wants bad graphics. The first 3 links with the GOOD looking graphics would be awsome, I dont get why you wouldnt like them.


Worst Update - Kick you off for everytime you log off you arent able to log on for the amount of time you were just playing. Reasons for this update because people in asia everywhere are dying of thirst and hunger and have lack of a social life from playing to much guild wars.

Monthly Fees.

new armour: 120 AL (reduces elemental damage by 10)
(whenever you take physical damage you die)


some new weapons:

sword- 20-30 damage
(has 100% chance to inflict blind on self after every swing)
axe- 2-70 damage
(often shatters on critical hit destroying the weapon)
hammer- 20-50 damage
(need 3 hands to equip)
bow- 40-60 damage
(must target elderly foxes)
staff- 50-55 damage
(you may not attack while using this staff. All spells have 1% chance to cost 1 less energy. Any time you save energy on a spell you are killed.)
dagger- 10-100 damage
(-98 damage while attacking)
shields- movement speed increased 50% while standing.

make a sword that every monster drop that has a pen of 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000% and its comutized for me acctually that would be a good update horay anet

/suicide

Broken Map, so you have to run everywhere you want to go.

That you do man.....

update illusion of haste so that when it ends you are turned into a boulder or when nightfall is released we find that they added a 3rd vampiric touch skill

Removed The PvP Charactor Creation Panel from the Game.
Removed The Temple of Belthazar,Hero's Ascent,Team Arenas,Random Arenas.
Removed the hit Mission button from the Guild Halls and Guild Lords
Removed Portals from Outposts and Towns
Placed Mounts,Houses new Explorable Areas with Monster level 50
Placed Ships in game for Purchase

Raised level Cap to level 40

Skill Changes we increased every skill by 5% It now take 5 more energy to use.Elite will take 10 more
energy to use.

Graphics are always the last to be completed. Most developers throw in some basic textures and then work on the mechanics.




Added support for gamepads.
Removed support for keyboards.

That would be the worst update ever hands down

Give the man a cookie! Quite correct, the "cartoon" shots are from a press preview event in 2003, before GW got its real graphics.
Here's a couple more:
http://games.softpedia.com/screenshots/8-204_1.jpg
http://games.softpedia.com/screenshots//8-204_3.jpg
http://i.i.com.com/cnet.g2/images/20..._screen003.jpg
http://i.i.com.com/cnet.g2/images/20..._screen001.jpg

Hmm.... Damn, I hope I didn't get the context wrong again?

Urrrrggghhh!!!

Mod the skill Edge of Extinction so that it only affects creatures with health 90 % or less.

Arghhh... Damn

lol a Farming Henchman...that one cracked me up.

Update - Saturday August 19

*Added new henchman Gwen to all posts, towns and missions.

More PvE things and nothing for PvP. What im thinking of is a whole new arena, like everyone against everyone and the winner gets a COOKIE, or a really rare gold, or 5,000 factions

I think the last two are really good esp the last one

the update that allow you to "buy" (with real money) new skills for 5$ a piece