Update October 23
-Deleted the Assassin class
-Increased recharge of Blood is Power to 30 secs
-Made the great Destroyer have 1hp
-All Hall of monument titles will be deleted and titles must be reearned
-Made minipets o all monsters in the game
-Added new quest called "go f*** yourself"
-Reduced reward for "go f*** yourself"
-Spiteful Spirit now only affects allies o.O
-Removed Shadow form(this seems redundent)
-THIS IS ANET!!!
-hi mom
-All new players recieve 200k to start out with
Guild wiki notes
-After update all armor, xp, and gold appear to be missing
-"go f*** yourself"is now a master quest
What Would The WORST Game Update Be?
dsnesnintendo
Ork Pride
Loot scaling,
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
T1Cybernetic
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Titles
Players will now be able to earn titles, which can be shown to other players. Use the Titles tab in the Hero panel to select a title for display. Only titles toward which you have made any progress will appear in the list. Titles apply to a single character or a whole account, as appropriate. A player can display only one title at a time but may earn any number of titles. Many titles have multiple levels, with each new level indicating an increasingly difficult level of achievement |
Peter Panic
-making VwK work like spirit bond (after xx hits, it ends)
-NERFING LoD (oh wait...)
-a prot spirit nerf of some kind would hurt
-making shadow form last like 9 secs at 16 shadow (or something obxoniously short like that
now the unrealistic ones
-all warriors are REQUIRED to go /mo and bring mending, healing hands, and heal breeze
-all monks must go smiting
-the only profession that can heal now is and uber 1337 heal party ele with MAYBE obsidian flame (no more than 8 earth magic)
-hells precipe, abbadons mouth, and imperial sanctum are always HM ALL THE TIME, and u cant bring sv or ss on shiro (and u still have to use the 1337 builds posted above)
WoW here i come!
-NERFING LoD (oh wait...)
-a prot spirit nerf of some kind would hurt
-making shadow form last like 9 secs at 16 shadow (or something obxoniously short like that
now the unrealistic ones
-all warriors are REQUIRED to go /mo and bring mending, healing hands, and heal breeze
-all monks must go smiting
-the only profession that can heal now is and uber 1337 heal party ele with MAYBE obsidian flame (no more than 8 earth magic)
-hells precipe, abbadons mouth, and imperial sanctum are always HM ALL THE TIME, and u cant bring sv or ss on shiro (and u still have to use the 1337 builds posted above)
WoW here i come!
Peter Panic
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Update October 23
-Deleted the Assassin class -Increased recharge of Blood is Power to 30 secs -Made the great Destroyer have 1hp -All Hall of monument titles will be deleted and titles must be reearned -Made minipets o all monsters in the game -Added new quest called "go f*** yourself" -Reduced reward for "go f*** yourself" -Spiteful Spirit now only affects allies o.O -Removed Shadow form(this seems redundent) -THIS IS ANET!!! -hi mom -All new players recieve 200k to start out with Guild wiki notes -After update all armor, xp, and gold appear to be missing -"go f*** yourself"is now a master quest |
NO MORE SHADOW FORM QQ (rip bip :P)
Master Ketsu
-All classes now have only 1 energy regen, and +500% more maximum energy.
-Increased level cap to 100.
-All warrior skills changed to adrenaline. 5 energy warrior skills are now 4 adreneline and 10 energy skills are now 8.
-Ascended armor gives a random bonus of +10...30 armor upon purchase.
-Obsidian armor gives a random bonus of +30...50 armor upon purchase.
-deleted all PvP characters
-The skill "charm animal" now allows rangers to summon and unsummon their pet midbattle.
-Added skill "conure consumable". this skill lets you create any consumable for various energy costs.
-All PvE skills may now be used in PvP.
-Deleted guild halls. GvG matches now take place in alliance battle arenas.
-Gladiator, Hero, champion: these titles now grant a +2% energy and +2% damage boost while in PvP per rank.
-Disabled instant map travel. You may now only teleport to an outpost while in a different outpost. The loading screen while teleporting has been replaced by a CG of your character riding on a winged Grawl for 10 minutes.
-Players may now equip 100 skills at a time. Use the new toggle feature on your skill bar to switch through skill sets.
-Players may change their builds by pressing "K" midbattle at any time.
-Global skill change: All skills last twice as long and do twice as much damage as they did before, but take 500% longer to recharge.
-Deleted the interrupt mechanic from all skills. All attack skills now have a random 10% chance to interrupt their target.
-All spells now have a random 5% chance to fail.
-All players have a random 10% chance to block attacks.
-Deleted the Domination line.
-Deleted the protection prayers line
-Deleted the curses line
-Deleted the water magic line
-Deleted the wilderness survival line
-Deleted the tactics line
-Deleted the deadly arts line
-Deleted the Channeling line
-Deleted the wind prayers line
-Deleted the command line
-Increased level cap to 100.
-All warrior skills changed to adrenaline. 5 energy warrior skills are now 4 adreneline and 10 energy skills are now 8.
-Ascended armor gives a random bonus of +10...30 armor upon purchase.
-Obsidian armor gives a random bonus of +30...50 armor upon purchase.
-deleted all PvP characters
-The skill "charm animal" now allows rangers to summon and unsummon their pet midbattle.
-Added skill "conure consumable". this skill lets you create any consumable for various energy costs.
-All PvE skills may now be used in PvP.
-Deleted guild halls. GvG matches now take place in alliance battle arenas.
-Gladiator, Hero, champion: these titles now grant a +2% energy and +2% damage boost while in PvP per rank.
-Disabled instant map travel. You may now only teleport to an outpost while in a different outpost. The loading screen while teleporting has been replaced by a CG of your character riding on a winged Grawl for 10 minutes.
-Players may now equip 100 skills at a time. Use the new toggle feature on your skill bar to switch through skill sets.
-Players may change their builds by pressing "K" midbattle at any time.
-Global skill change: All skills last twice as long and do twice as much damage as they did before, but take 500% longer to recharge.
-Deleted the interrupt mechanic from all skills. All attack skills now have a random 10% chance to interrupt their target.
-All spells now have a random 5% chance to fail.
-All players have a random 10% chance to block attacks.
-Deleted the Domination line.
-Deleted the protection prayers line
-Deleted the curses line
-Deleted the water magic line
-Deleted the wilderness survival line
-Deleted the tactics line
-Deleted the deadly arts line
-Deleted the Channeling line
-Deleted the wind prayers line
-Deleted the command line
Olim Chill
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That would really bite. How about more items with -1 energy regen, while you're at it?!
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ensoriki
naruto class.
No not the assassin but an actual naruto class.
= Automatic Deletion of game for me.
No not the assassin but an actual naruto class.
= Automatic Deletion of game for me.
mr_groovy
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naruto class.
No not the assassin but an actual naruto class. = Automatic Deletion of game for me. |
Abedeus
Yeah... 10 shadow clones that will die after first AoE. And you will loose 15 energy with each attack, your health has 3 pips of degen and you can't block attacks.
Worst update - Each player must have Primeval dyed Black to enter DoA, UW, FoW, Deep and Urgoz.
Worst update - Each player must have Primeval dyed Black to enter DoA, UW, FoW, Deep and Urgoz.
Tyla
giving sins the ability to snare 90%,and do dual attacks without leads/offhands,changing wearying strike to "auto-death",making squishy armour 200,making all other classes armour -200.
street peddler
if they ever nerfed VwK..../wrist
Karel
[QUOTE=Scavenger Rage]*** taking out of the game the -50 cestas and all the -hp items (good luck whith your 105hp monk 
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I can 150, so youre kinda wrong
I can 150, so youre kinda wrong
dont feel no pain
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Originally Posted by street peddler
if they ever nerfed VwK..../wrist
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Incandecree
- Added new skill: Bunny Blessing
Your health goes down by 50 and your AL is now 60
Skill 1: Bunny Thumper: you appear to swing a hammer that does 5 points of damage to all adjacent enemies. This has an effect of being very annoying
Skill 2: Wiggle Your Nose: All nearby allies gain 10 health
Skill 3: Commit Bambi-kari: you simultaneously cast Death Nova on yourself and sacrifice all health.
Skill 4: you move 50% faster for 10 seconds until you actually move your character
Skill 5: Totem of a thumper
Your health goes down by 50 and your AL is now 60
Skill 1: Bunny Thumper: you appear to swing a hammer that does 5 points of damage to all adjacent enemies. This has an effect of being very annoying
Skill 2: Wiggle Your Nose: All nearby allies gain 10 health
Skill 3: Commit Bambi-kari: you simultaneously cast Death Nova on yourself and sacrifice all health.
Skill 4: you move 50% faster for 10 seconds until you actually move your character
Skill 5: Totem of a thumper
Count to Potato
Update:
All players with Potato or Count in their name are banned forever, because we said so....
All players with Potato or Count in their name are banned forever, because we said so....
Silly Warrior
VwK would really suck to be nerfed, and its defiantly in the realm of possibility.
And I love Ursanway, thats also something I would be sad to see go, but I would understand why.
And I love Ursanway, thats also something I would be sad to see go, but I would understand why.
RedNova88
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Ok I will example with one REAL issue with Warcraft.
update 12 comes -fixes some bugs, introduces bug that cannot play replays. update 13 comes (wors update ever) -fixes that the replays can be watched again, BUT SINCE it changes the version, the OLD replays are not watchable anymore. LOOT!! The worst update in gw - probably making imba skills MORE imba and nerfed skills more NERFED. |
Fixed a bug that allowed people to make moderate amounts of gold from farming. This has been addressed.
Imo THAT is the worst :X
upier
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Add to that, make all enemies have 300 life stealing, always.
And of course, all weapons have 300-600 damage, with +150% while attacking. |
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*Removed the classes: Elementalist, Necromancer, Mesmer, Ritualist, Assassin, Ranger, and Monk.
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Ohh wait - remove the ele and the monky from that list and and you do have GW PvE.
Brewmaster
Soul reaping: Gain 1 energy for each rank in Soul Reaping, but this only triggers when you die.
Ride The Lightning: Does 100 damage to all characters around where this skill was activated. You then randomly fly out across the zone, promptly dying where you land.
Sliver Armor: Casts at random, dealing 100 blunt, slashing, shadow, dark damage to every creature (friend and foe) in the zone.
Sprint: Starts at +25% speed gradually increasing until you are knocke down, suffering from cripple and cracked armor.
Shield Bash: Knocks down attacking foe, but destroys your shield. Hope it was worth it.
Asura Track:
Summon Kenny Rogers: Hurls Jack Daniels bottles at everyone and anyone, each interrupt, caused dazed, bleeding and deal 35-105 damage.
Add em as i think of them
Ride The Lightning: Does 100 damage to all characters around where this skill was activated. You then randomly fly out across the zone, promptly dying where you land.
Sliver Armor: Casts at random, dealing 100 blunt, slashing, shadow, dark damage to every creature (friend and foe) in the zone.
Sprint: Starts at +25% speed gradually increasing until you are knocke down, suffering from cripple and cracked armor.
Shield Bash: Knocks down attacking foe, but destroys your shield. Hope it was worth it.
Asura Track:
Summon Kenny Rogers: Hurls Jack Daniels bottles at everyone and anyone, each interrupt, caused dazed, bleeding and deal 35-105 damage.
Add em as i think of them
SavageX378
- After the success of adding HB to TA, we decided to add a 50% chance that when a player enters Fort Aspenwood, they will enter Jade Quarry instead.
- Prot Spirit has been changed to the following:
Enchantment Spell. For 5...17 seconds, target ally cannot take damage that is more than 10% of their health and they cannot block attacks.
- Prot Spirit has been changed to the following:
Enchantment Spell. For 5...17 seconds, target ally cannot take damage that is more than 10% of their health and they cannot block attacks.
Sha Noran
chowmein69
all of the updates are bad.
Winterclaw
While this wouldn't effect me much, a HoM nerf that would rule out any link between your existing char and your GW2 char after you got it completely filled in all 5 areas.
Issac
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i dom't know i would prob enjoy this one alot
 hmmm worst update ever... Each Player is assigned a childish ten year old wammo who follow you around and regualrly says O MY Giggly Gosh Mending Equ=als tEh PwnXoR, foolowed by "(your player name here) Is such a ****ing n00b and is really gAy!!!1 and when he isn't doing that he grinds on you (ofc he is a wammo) and whenever any female chars are around he shouts "i WaNt tO MaKe the sExZor with you!!!!!!!11!!!" just like that that my friends would be the worst update ever. -Ps i hope A-net doesn't get any ideas of this thread. :P also destroying prot sprit would mean that boon prots would suck to a ridculess degree. As a Boon Prot i never leave hoe without it. |
Zeek Aran
All professions are changed to W/Mo and the only existing skill is Ursan Blessing.
Ursan Blessing is no longer PvE only.
Ursan Blessing is no longer PvE only.
N E D M
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Ride The Lightning: Does 100 damage to all characters around where this skill was activated. You then randomly fly out across the zone, promptly dying where you land.
Shield Bash: Knocks down attacking foe, but destroys your shield. Hope it was worth it. |
Protective spirit -Reduced energy cost to 5
Protective spirit -reduced recharge time to 2 seconds
Protective spirit - Changed functionality to -"For 1..6...8 seconds, the next time target takes damage over 10% of maximum health, that damage is negated and protective spirit ends.
lol
sickle of carnage
SS: Target foe and and 2 other foes take 5..10...12 damage every time target foe attacks or uses a skill.
I'll quit if they do that
I'll quit if they do that
CyberMesh0
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SS: Target foe and and 2 other foes take 5..10...12 damage every time target foe attacks or uses a skill.
I'll quit if they do that |
I can't even imagine what would happen if they implemented the third PS nerf mentioned above.
psycore
worst update?
eotn.
eotn.
Maximumraver
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Lord Sojar
This is my favorite thread ever on GWG.
Update: Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Initiated our world domination plans. Surprise, ANET is actually owned by Blizzard. You will all now be transfered over to the World of Warcraft servers, and if you have ever used Protective Spirit or had it on you, you are now under our control. Your credit card number please...
Update: Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Initiated our world domination plans. Surprise, ANET is actually owned by Blizzard. You will all now be transfered over to the World of Warcraft servers, and if you have ever used Protective Spirit or had it on you, you are now under our control. Your credit card number please...
garethporlest18
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Originally Posted by Tark Alkerk
worst update ever...
Each Player is assigned a childish ten year old wammo who follow you around and regualrly says O MY Giggly Gosh Mending Equ=als tEh PwnXoR, foolowed by "(your player name here) Is such a ****ing n00b and is really gAy!!!1 and when he isn't doing that he grinds on you (ofc he is a wammo) and whenever any female chars are around he shouts "i WaNt tO MaKe the sExZor with you!!!!!!!11!!!" |
Ecklipze
UPDATE: Guild Wars now has a monthy fee.
Wertic
Increasing Energy cost of all caster skills probably (Without increasing energy cap)
Yichi
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Originally Posted by SavageX378
- Prot Spirit has been changed to the following:
Enchantment Spell. For 5...17 seconds, target ally cannot take damage that is more than 10% of their health and they cannot block attacks. |
If that wasn't what you ment, then I'm sure glad you know how the skill works....
Hotel
More anal rape to paragons D:
Lord Sojar
Update:
Protective Spirit has been removed from the game.
Spirit Bond has been removed from the game.
Punishing Shot: 5 Energy, 1/2 activation, No Recharge.
You fire a punishing shot at target foe. Target foe is interrupted. If this bow attack hits, you strike for +80 damage. This attack cannot be blocked.
Protective Spirit has been removed from the game.
Spirit Bond has been removed from the game.
Punishing Shot: 5 Energy, 1/2 activation, No Recharge.
You fire a punishing shot at target foe. Target foe is interrupted. If this bow attack hits, you strike for +80 damage. This attack cannot be blocked.
AW Lore
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so you only just lowered the duration..... seeing as you can't lose more than 10% in the first place and you could never block attacks with it anyway....
If that wasn't what you ment, then I'm sure glad you know how the skill works.... |
ensoriki
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Originally Posted by Rahja the Thief
Update:
Protective Spirit has been removed from the game. Spirit Bond has been removed from the game. Punishing Shot: 5 Energy, 1/2 activation, No Recharge. You fire a punishing shot at target foe. Target foe is interrupted. If this bow attack hits, you strike for +80 damage. This attack cannot be blocked. |
So then we use Arcane Echo: life Sheath
or Protective Bond
And an Energy paragon or a battery Necro. =P
Punishing shot eh >.> well good thing we have good ol' Mist Form and Shadow form!
now >.>
PvP has been removed and replaced with advertisements to pay for the game.
Todays advertisement, Barbie Cinderella meets Barbie Rapunzal THE MOVIE. All players must watch the advertisement at least 6 times a day or they will be banned within a week. We have measurements to make sure you are at your computer and watching it.
PvE now has level 500 monsters...Shiro tagachi now has crotch bulge.