Favorite henchie or quote?

who's your fav henchman and whats the best thing you ever heard a henchie say?

i like kai-ying the best but i like how one of yuun's quotes hints that he invented the skate board ("I invented a new type of cart. well, it's not really a cart. It's a plank of wood with wheels that you ride around on. I'm not sure what to call it...").

Kai-ying:1
Yuun:1

Yuun is fruckin' awesome. But Eve > *

I once saw Dunham, the mesmer, say "I should have been an elementalist", or something like that. I thought it was funny, a mesmer wanting to be an elementalist. He's not my fav though.

i like kai-ying's joke about the am fah. it goes, "how many am fah does it take to fix a cart? it takes ten! nine to steal the parts and one to fix the cart."

My favorite is 'Id talk to you, but then id have to talk to you.'

not original, but i thought it was funny. cracked me up the first time i saw it.

Lo Sha can be rather funny, "Not in the face!"

But quite obviously the best is Seaguard Eli.

"Come back here so I can hit you!"
"Don't run off, the fight's just started!"
"Hit them in the squishy parts!"
"I do love the sound a hammer makes when it breaks a jaw."
"Let me break your face. You'll thank me later!"
"Let's get them!"
"On the ground with you, fiend!"
"Stand still, I'm trying to break your arm!"
"This is fun!"
"You'll look much better once I have crushed your face!"

Just go to his GuildWiki article: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Seaguard_Eli

"I'm really left handed" by the fighter hench classic

First time he told it.. we were friendly with the Am Fah.. and they were listening

Some monk hench, it cracks me up whenever she says "..." probably because thats what I say when somebody says or does something completely idiotic

Eve - "Come, let me touch you."

Redemptor Carl..hands down b/c of his awesome hat and that his name is carl lol.....second fav is lucus b/c his name is lucus and that he loves to aggro the entire map

Actually, his names is Lucas, with an A.

^....wow thank u captain grammer..but really u got nothing else to do?...oh sorry ..but really you dont have anything better that you could be doing*.

kinda annoying since its midnight and i just wanna post

I happen to like Alesia. Why? Becuase she suxs at healings, yet still tries to be cool when she rezs asap in the middle of battle. Ya she rocks. O and shes bald.

I like Eve. Too many adventures on the fire islands with her >_>

Dang, that isnt funny! Wasn't it Aidan that said that? He said it when i was in a group with him, not Kai Ying.

Best Quote: Cynn: You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you!
Worst Quote: Yuun: My heart is beating! (this guy is fitness obsessed btw, gives rangers a bad name)

She's awesume man, got me through many more tough situations than all the real life monks in Tyria!