Favorite henchie or quote?

Giga Strike

Giga Strike

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

stranded in vabbi this time

None [N/A]

who's your fav henchman and whats the best thing you ever heard a henchie say?

i like kai-ying the best but i like how one of yuun's quotes hints that he invented the skate board ("I invented a new type of cart. well, it's not really a cart. It's a plank of wood with wheels that you ride around on. I'm not sure what to call it...").

Kai-ying:1
Yuun:1

ZenRgy

ZenRgy

Zookeeper

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader

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N/E

Yuun is fruckin' awesome. But Eve > *

Carth`

Carth`

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

I once saw Dunham, the mesmer, say "I should have been an elementalist", or something like that. I thought it was funny, a mesmer wanting to be an elementalist. He's not my fav though.

Giga Strike

Giga Strike

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

stranded in vabbi this time

None [N/A]

i like kai-ying's joke about the am fah. it goes, "how many am fah does it take to fix a cart? it takes ten! nine to steal the parts and one to fix the cart."

Carl Butanananowski

Carl Butanananowski

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arizona

We Have Big [Meat]

My favorite is 'Id talk to you, but then id have to talk to you.'

not original, but i thought it was funny. cracked me up the first time i saw it.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Lo Sha can be rather funny, "Not in the face!"

But quite obviously the best is Seaguard Eli.

"Come back here so I can hit you!"
"Don't run off, the fight's just started!"
"Hit them in the squishy parts!"
"I do love the sound a hammer makes when it breaks a jaw."
"Let me break your face. You'll thank me later!"
"Let's get them!"
"On the ground with you, fiend!"
"Stand still, I'm trying to break your arm!"
"This is fun!"
"You'll look much better once I have crushed your face!"

Just go to his GuildWiki article: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Seaguard_Eli

daky

daky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

R/

"I'm really left handed" by the fighter hench classic

lg5000

lg5000

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australia

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Strike
i like kai-ying's joke about the am fah. it goes, "how many am fah does it take to fix a cart? it takes ten! nine to steal the parts and one to fix the cart."
First time he told it.. we were friendly with the Am Fah.. and they were listening

ZomgZergRush

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Altrumm Ruins :o

Swarm of the Zerg [ZERG]

Rt/Me

Some monk hench, it cracks me up whenever she says "..." probably because thats what I say when somebody says or does something completely idiotic

aB-

aB-

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

Eve - "Come, let me touch you."

achilles ankle

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

USA

The Primevil Spartans

A/

Redemptor Carl..hands down b/c of his awesome hat and that his name is carl lol.....second fav is lucus b/c his name is lucus and that he loves to aggro the entire map

Canadian Bacon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

Ontario, Canada

Kingdom of Tyria [KoT]

Quote:
Originally Posted by achilles ankle
Redemptor Carl..hands down b/c of his awesome hat and that his name is carl lol.....second fav is lucus b/c his name is lucus and that he loves to aggro the entire map
Actually, his names is Lucas, with an A.

achilles ankle

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

USA

The Primevil Spartans

A/

^....wow thank u captain grammer..but really u got nothing else to do?...oh sorry ..but really you dont have anything better that you could be doing*.

kinda annoying since its midnight and i just wanna post

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

I happen to like Alesia. Why? Becuase she suxs at healings, yet still tries to be cool when she rezs asap in the middle of battle. Ya she rocks. O and shes bald.

Opeth11

Opeth11

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada

Demon of the Fall [Opet]

Mo/Me

I like Eve. Too many adventures on the fire islands with her >_>

Mera Regila

Mera Regila

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

In The Deep

R/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Strike
i like kai-ying's joke about the am fah. it goes, "how many am fah does it take to fix a cart? it takes ten! nine to steal the parts and one to fix the cart."
Dang, that isnt funny! Wasn't it Aidan that said that? He said it when i was in a group with him, not Kai Ying.

Best Quote: Cynn: You're lucky to have someone as attractive as me trying to kill you!
Worst Quote: Yuun: My heart is beating! (this guy is fitness obsessed btw, gives rangers a bad name)

Mera Regila

Mera Regila

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

In The Deep

R/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by I pwnd U
I happen to like Alesia. Why? Becuase she suxs at healings, yet still tries to be cool when she rezs asap in the middle of battle. Ya she rocks. O and shes bald.
She's awesume man, got me through many more tough situations than all the real life monks in Tyria!

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

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