Hottest NPC or (Henchie) poll?
Maxiemonster
Male: Brutus, with Redemptor Karl and Talon in a close second and third.
Female: Sheena
Female: Sheena
kc2000ss
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Originally Posted by Pinna
Elder Rhea anyone? I would.
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Now your talking!! schwwwinng
Sir Skullcrasher
What would a female charr look like?
Ira Blinks
we need a real poll...
anyway Eve is da hottest!
anyway Eve is da hottest!
Jetdoc
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Originally Posted by Sir Skullcrasher
What would a female charr look like?
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For some reason, she makes me tight in the chestal area...
Matix411
Eve, or Devona.
From the manuscripts?
Eve, Devona and Nika.
The concept art for GW owns my life.
From the manuscripts?
Eve, Devona and Nika.
The concept art for GW owns my life.
Sir Skullcrasher
wtb nika for 100K + 10 ectos!
My Sweet Revenga
Cynn for sure.
Biotchy attitude baaaaddd......
Thong goooood.......
Biotchy attitude baaaaddd......
Thong goooood.......
Mouser
Nikka; best artwork ever. Too bad she has the same problem in-game as Eve...
Ristaron
Evennia and Saida take the crown, Evennia for her white outfit in the middle of the jungle and hawt tattoo, Saidra for her HAmazing russian accent and homosexual lesbian relationship to Evennia.
Cynn a close second. She's hot, don't get me wrong, but lesbian action > evil princess with an attitude.
As for guys, Mhenlo is adorable with his bald head -- just replace his voice actor. >_<
Close second: Kai Ying. That guy is my hero.
P.S. Anyone who mentions 'Togo' in this thread will surely get shot.
Cynn a close second. She's hot, don't get me wrong, but lesbian action > evil princess with an attitude.
As for guys, Mhenlo is adorable with his bald head -- just replace his voice actor. >_<
Close second: Kai Ying. That guy is my hero.
P.S. Anyone who mentions 'Togo' in this thread will surely get shot.
Hyper Cutter
Seaguards Gita and Hala, Devona, and Headmaster Quin
On a related note, did Kurzick women always look so... old? I could've sworn the one in Kryta was beautiful when she was still handing quests out in LA before Factions' release, but she's all old-looking now...
On a related note, did Kurzick women always look so... old? I could've sworn the one in Kryta was beautiful when she was still handing quests out in LA before Factions' release, but she's all old-looking now...
BladeDVD
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Originally Posted by TaiClaw
Yes, we quite often get threads entitled, "Which Rembramndt is the Hottest?" and "OmG I wannA Bone the Mona Lisa". If your considering that these ingame models are works of art, do you think the creator of said artwork's would appreciate his works to be picked apart by a bunch of kids, and sorted in which ones you would bang and which ones you wouldnt.
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I was addressing the posters who were saying that the NPCs are just pixels and that people were pathetic or weird for finding them attractive. Hence the comparison with other ways of reproducing images that the posters saying such things probably find attractive.
Calling this stuff artwork is an industry term and I didn't think anyone would really think I was saying they were qualitatively similar to the Mona Lisa.
Finally, given the way some of these NPCs are "drawn," and the good likelihood that at least some of the character designers are men, I think they probably would be proud that their work had the desired effect. The women designers are probably more likely to think it's disgusting, though, I have no problem ceding that point.
My choice would be the two women on the Factions box art. I was a bit disappointed w/their in game representations. But over all, I think they've done an excellent job w/ the character designs.
generik
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Originally Posted by TheOneAndOnlyX
This thread is the lowest of the low. You are a loser to the extreme how could you actualy find a computer animated character attractive. You seriously are socially deprived. And all you sick freaks too. Please go outside guild wars isnt your life. Dont let it ruin it like the person who created this thread. Guild wars wasn't supposed to be some hoochie coochi hentai character style.
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You realise something? You take an internet forum way too seriously. Please go outside what people say on forums is not their real opinion. Discussions on forums are no where near the congressional debates.
Energizer Deth Buni
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Originally Posted by EPO Bot
But Evennia sounds like she has trouble remembering her lines...
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How hard is it to remember.. Oh Saidra... Oh Saidra...? If I want intellectual conversation ill bring Lina along :-)
Energizer Deth Buni
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Originally Posted by BladeDVD
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Finally, given the way some of these NPCs are "drawn," and the good likelihood that at least some of the character designers are men, I think they probably would be proud that their work had the desired effect. The women designers are probably more likely to think it's disgusting, though, I have no problem ceding that point. My choice would be the two women on the Factions box art. I was a bit disappointed w/their in game representations. But over all, I think they've done an excellent job w/ the character designs. |
Ristaron
Lina's #3 on my list
Energizer Deth Buni
Put in long hours... not but in long hours
Energizer Deth Buni
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Originally Posted by TheOneAndOnlyX
This thread is the lowest of the low. You are a loser to the extreme how could you actualy find a computer animated character attractive. You seriously are socially deprived. And all you sick freaks too. Please go outside guild wars isnt your life. Dont let it ruin it like the person who created this thread. Guild wars wasn't supposed to be some hoochie coochi hentai character style.
I know a moderator is going to delete this but just let people read it for the sake of their lives. |
Hmm Im thinking no ones coming to delete this post, apparently its here like a Mo/W Squirrel Farmer Bot in Elona, not going anywhere...
Age
I will go with Devona,Saidra,Evennia and Avatar of Dywana.
Legeon
The Fortune Teller!
Malice Black
hottest NPC??
jeez get out of the basement ffs there is a real world outside
jeez get out of the basement ffs there is a real world outside
Jumping Is Uselss
hmmm....is there anyway to delete your own post other than allowing a mod to do it?
Rabid China Girl
Sheesh, don't take this so seriously, those of who you are looking here just to post your disapproval..
And like some other posters pointed out, you can't deny that sex appeal is a factor in GW. Just look at the covers of the boxes, or the in-game female outfits: 15k gladiator (I shall now tank with my leather bra!), 15k Druids, Enchanter's (go figure -- the skimpiest outfits give the most energy), ANY of the elementalists -- esp. in Factions. I mean, the female warrior Kurzick armor has a thong going up the ass! And just check out the IMPOSSIBLE bounce factor on the females when they emote. Blame Anet, not us!
Panaku is still hot as hell, though. xD
And like some other posters pointed out, you can't deny that sex appeal is a factor in GW. Just look at the covers of the boxes, or the in-game female outfits: 15k gladiator (I shall now tank with my leather bra!), 15k Druids, Enchanter's (go figure -- the skimpiest outfits give the most energy), ANY of the elementalists -- esp. in Factions. I mean, the female warrior Kurzick armor has a thong going up the ass! And just check out the IMPOSSIBLE bounce factor on the females when they emote. Blame Anet, not us!
Panaku is still hot as hell, though. xD
Malice Black
finding anything remotely appealing about a animated char is pretty sad, the thread about the decline in the quality of posts includes rubbish like this.
this isnt a flame but a reminder that there is a life beyond gaming and seriously if you are attracted to millions of little pixels then its time to visit a "doctor"
this isnt a flame but a reminder that there is a life beyond gaming and seriously if you are attracted to millions of little pixels then its time to visit a "doctor"
Mister O
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The Fortune Teller!
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Markaedw
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Originally Posted by The Admins Bane
finding anything remotely appealing about a animated char is pretty sad, the thread about the decline in the quality of posts includes rubbish like this.
this isnt a flame but a reminder that there is a life beyond gaming and seriously if you are attracted to millions of little pixels then its time to visit a "doctor" |
eternal pho
Then why on earth did Anet put this content in this game eh? =P
And oh, don't take it so seriously, people are just posting this for fun.
And oh, don't take it so seriously, people are just posting this for fun.
ChildeOfMalkav
Thom is hot with his pot belly and mustache.
And to those posting to tell others how pathetic they are for thinking a bunch of pixels are attractive: We get it. You must be complete studs because you're posting to put down a bunch of people for this silly thread. The rest of us can't compete with you. Now leave us alone.
Ever heard the expression, "Me thinks the lady protests too hard" It means, a lot of times people who overreact with disgust to something are often the ones most drawn to it. That's why they try hard to voice their protest to cover it up.
And to those posting to tell others how pathetic they are for thinking a bunch of pixels are attractive: We get it. You must be complete studs because you're posting to put down a bunch of people for this silly thread. The rest of us can't compete with you. Now leave us alone.
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Originally Posted by TheOneAndOnlyX
This thread is the lowest of the low. You are a loser to the extreme how could you actualy find a computer animated character attractive. You seriously are socially deprived. And all you sick freaks too. Please go outside guild wars isnt your life. Dont let it ruin it like the person who created this thread. Guild wars wasn't supposed to be some hoochie coochi hentai character style.
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Matix411
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Originally Posted by Markaedw
Riiiiiiiiiiiight, and you have never looked at an adult cartoon. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROFL. So true.
And to the people who keep saying for us all to 'get lives', finding a character visually appealling has nothing to do with not having a life.
Key words: VISUAL, and APPEAL.
It doesn't mean we get off on finding the characters remotely attractive, it's artistic value. Same as people who find anime characters cute or attractive, it's visual appeal. It's not like we all sit here going "Hey, I wanna **** Nika, YEAH. GW pr0n!!!!"
You can't deny that the GW box art is visually appealling, or that Devona in the Prophecies trailer is fairly attractive, AS IT STANDS IN THE VIDEO GAME WORLD. Not like people who obsess over characters like Cloud Strife, and vow never to date because their heart belongs with a 3-dimensional, and fictional character. No, the people of this forum may seem strange, but we're not mentally ill. And if I am mentally ill, get me Dr. Mei Lin Jones from Plastic Little, please, and thanks. hahaha.
Yes. Purely for fun.
guildwarsnerd
Ok... I know I'm going to get flamed like ass right now, if you think a character composed of nothing but pixels is hot, you have reached even beyond the loser status. Please, breath some fresh air outside, take some time off the game, and get a REAL partner. Time to start flaming me!
(Yes, yes... I know about my name, I'm not a nerd at all though ^^)
(Yes, yes... I know about my name, I'm not a nerd at all though ^^)
ChildeOfMalkav
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Originally Posted by guildwarsnerd
Ok... I know I'm going to get flamed like ass right now, if you think a character composed of nothing but pixels is hot, you have reached even beyond the loser status. Please, breath some fresh air outside, take some time off the game, and get a REAL partner. Time to start flaming me!
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Sheesh. Get a grip and stop trying to overcompensate. You're not impressing anyone.
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(Yes, yes... I know about my name, I'm not a nerd at all though ^^)
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Rabid China Girl
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Originally Posted by ChildeOfMalkav
Unbelievable. Some of you are WAYYY overreacting here. It seems to me you're the ones who need counseling. People arent even being serious here about which NPC is "hot" And when they say hot, it doesnt mean we're going to hump our computer screens.
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I am totally drawn to this thread, between the people who post ridiculous responses *cough* Fortune Teller *cough* Talon *cough* ... and those who keep trying to make the rest of us feel like sick freaks. Sick freak for thinking pixels can make something attractive and appealing? Oh, you have no IDEA what it really means to be a sick freak.
To quote a comic about WoW: "Isn't your character a girl? Freak."
Age
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Originally Posted by guildwarsnerd
Ok... I know I'm going to get flamed like ass right now, if you think a character composed of nothing but pixels is hot, you have reached even beyond the loser status. Please, breath some fresh air outside, take some time off the game, and get a REAL partner. Time to start flaming me!
(Yes, yes... I know about my name, I'm not a nerd at all though ^^) |
Illidan Coldage
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Originally Posted by Rabid China Girl
Oh, I don't know. Anyone see that clip on Collegehumor.com starring the guy who gets caught masturbating to a dancing Night Elf in WoW? Check it out, it's good for some laughs.
I am totally drawn to this thread, between the people who post ridiculous responses *cough* Fortune Teller *cough* Talon *cough* ... and those who keep trying to make the rest of us feel like sick freaks. Sick freak for thinking pixels can make something attractive and appealing? Oh, you have no IDEA what it really means to be a sick freak. To quote a comic about WoW: "Isn't your character a girl? Freak." |
Nevermind i found it lol
guildwarsnerd
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Unbelievable. Some of you are WAYYY overreacting here. It seems to me you're the ones who need counseling. People arent even being serious here about which NPC is "hot" And when they say hot, it doesnt mean we're going to hump our computer screens. Sheesh. Get a grip and stop trying to overcompensate. You're not impressing anyone. |
ChildeOfMalkav
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Originally Posted by guildwarsnerd
Dude.... it's not normal for people to "think" pixels are hot, the majority of people would freak out and laugh at a person who thinks pixels are hot.... whatever, continue on with this thread.
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Matix411
Visual appeal can relate to absolutely anything.
It's the point of the concept art and the art in general, that's why they MAKE it, to APPEAL to the public. That's basically what everyone is saying when they claim a 'pixelated' character is 'hot'. It appeals to them. There's a vast difference in attraction to a human being an attraction to a fictional, rendered being.
Take some art classes or read a book about it, christ.
The same thing would apply to if you created your own character, drawn on paper, and a friend saw it and said, "Wow, that character is really attractive."
To which an art teacher would probably reply, "You should focus more on beings that people wouldn't normally consider attractive (stereotypically), every character created these days is attractive in some way or another to the public. People don't want to play heroes that are portrayed as fat slobs, they want buff, strong rendered males and sleak, fit, attractive females."
Words from my own art teacher. And the same thing applies with anything else media-related that has to appeal to the public. Nobody wants to see overweight women in bikinis in Maxim magazine, and I mean no offense to anybody who may possibly be overweight, but it's the truth. Media seeks only the visually appealling to get what it needs done, done.
So if you had a friend who thought that about a character you created, would you assume they were sick and needed to get a life? No.
We are not necessarily friends of the developers but we can acknowledge when they've done a good job rendering the female form, put it that way.
Stop overreacting.
The basis of this thread is a joke in the first place.
I'm going way too into this and overreacting myself.
Basically everyone stop overreacting or I will implode.
It's the point of the concept art and the art in general, that's why they MAKE it, to APPEAL to the public. That's basically what everyone is saying when they claim a 'pixelated' character is 'hot'. It appeals to them. There's a vast difference in attraction to a human being an attraction to a fictional, rendered being.
Take some art classes or read a book about it, christ.
The same thing would apply to if you created your own character, drawn on paper, and a friend saw it and said, "Wow, that character is really attractive."
To which an art teacher would probably reply, "You should focus more on beings that people wouldn't normally consider attractive (stereotypically), every character created these days is attractive in some way or another to the public. People don't want to play heroes that are portrayed as fat slobs, they want buff, strong rendered males and sleak, fit, attractive females."
Words from my own art teacher. And the same thing applies with anything else media-related that has to appeal to the public. Nobody wants to see overweight women in bikinis in Maxim magazine, and I mean no offense to anybody who may possibly be overweight, but it's the truth. Media seeks only the visually appealling to get what it needs done, done.
So if you had a friend who thought that about a character you created, would you assume they were sick and needed to get a life? No.
We are not necessarily friends of the developers but we can acknowledge when they've done a good job rendering the female form, put it that way.
Stop overreacting.
The basis of this thread is a joke in the first place.
I'm going way too into this and overreacting myself.
Basically everyone stop overreacting or I will implode.
Curse You
I love how people just sink themselves deeper and deeper into their own "mud" (or something like that).
Saying that a people who find a work of art (which is what all GW models are) attractive are wierd or mentally ill, is like saying that people who like cars are insane.
They are designed to appeal to the average people (both cars and the models), and so many will claim them to be attractive. They are not saying "I want to hump that Mercedes up the tailpipe", they are simply comenting that it is visually apealing.
Finally, next time you go to your porn sites (and I'm pretty sure you will), rember that what you are seeing is simply a bunch of pixels on your screen, because you will very likely never meet any of the people shown.
Saying that a people who find a work of art (which is what all GW models are) attractive are wierd or mentally ill, is like saying that people who like cars are insane.
They are designed to appeal to the average people (both cars and the models), and so many will claim them to be attractive. They are not saying "I want to hump that Mercedes up the tailpipe", they are simply comenting that it is visually apealing.
Finally, next time you go to your porn sites (and I'm pretty sure you will), rember that what you are seeing is simply a bunch of pixels on your screen, because you will very likely never meet any of the people shown.
Markaedw
Artificial women have been around for as long as there has been humans capable of producing them.
As soon as the camera was invented pictures of women and men in various poses were made.
Some of the most famous works of the Renaissance were nude.
Some of the frescos in the Pompeii brothels would shock even the wildest swingers.
One of the most common stone and iron age finds are figurines of large breasted women, archeologist have assumed that they have some religious "Mother Earth" significance, but they could just as easy be to keep the hunters "company" on those long hunting expeditions.
As soon as the camera was invented pictures of women and men in various poses were made.
Some of the most famous works of the Renaissance were nude.
Some of the frescos in the Pompeii brothels would shock even the wildest swingers.
One of the most common stone and iron age finds are figurines of large breasted women, archeologist have assumed that they have some religious "Mother Earth" significance, but they could just as easy be to keep the hunters "company" on those long hunting expeditions.
Cyprus
Talon Silverwing and Brutus FTW!