A Most Ironic Weapon

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ChaoticCoyote
ChaoticCoyote
Krytan Explorer
#1
I've actually been looking for one of these, and my daughter had one drop from the Avicara Tengu outside the Troll Cave:



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Shocking Feathered Longbow of Tenguslaying
Lightning dmg: 15-28 (req. 13 Marksmanship)
+18% Damage (versus Tengu)

It just seems... so appropriate. I can imagine my ranger triumphantly plucking a villainous Tengu and adding its feathers to her bow...

Note, BTW, that Tengu are also weak to lightning damage,

And next time I go to Mineral Springs, this bow is going along... my ranger REALLY hates Tengu.
Earth
Earth
Always Outnumbered
#2
I can't see the ss...
Jetdoc
Jetdoc
Hell's Protector
#3
My alltime favorite was getting a Dwarven Axe of Dwarfslaying from a stone summit boss while exploring in the Northern Shiverpeaks.
T
Taurohtar
Academy Page
#4
Mountain Troll drops a Longbow of Trollslaying
M
Mrscoombes
Lion's Arch Merchant
#5
The giantslayers hammer of giantslaying hammer. Dropped by a giant. Those damned cannibals 0_o
TwinRaven
TwinRaven
Wilds Pathfinder
#6
When I think ironic, those damned freakish mods always come to mind...I had a purple sheild drop for me with a +24 AND -20 health mod...the give and take of it seemed ironic...

But in terms of the drops and droppers...A deadbow of skeletonslaying dropped by an undead ranger on my way to spank Galraith comes to mind...purple, non-max damage peice of salvagefodder barely worth the wood plank i got out of it.
Paperfly
Paperfly
Krytan Explorer
#7
Heck, I still freak out when I see a Troll using Troll Unguent!

...Soylent Green... It's made of Trolls!
The milk shake
The milk shake
Krytan Explorer
#8
+20/-20 Offhand, how pointless X_X
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TheMadKingGeorge
Banned
#9
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetdoc
My alltime favorite was getting a Dwarven Axe of Dwarfslaying from a stone summit boss while exploring in the Northern Shiverpeaks.
dont see how thats ironic..you do realise the dwarves were fighting each other
Phaern Majes
Phaern Majes
Desert Nomad
#10
My favorite is the Accursed Staff of Water Magic with the stats...

+10 ene (req 13 Curses)
11-22 damage
Halves recharge time of Healing Prayers
Water Magic +1 (18% of the time)

basically any 3 class staff. I mean I like to pwn with my N/Mo/E as much as the next guy but meh.
ValaOfTheFens
ValaOfTheFens
Jungle Guide
#11
I got a Fortitude Axe of Charslaying(or is it Charslaying Axe of Fortitude?) from a Char boss. It suxxored but was worth alot of gold so I sold it.
Khift
Khift
Lion's Arch Merchant
#12
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaern Majes
My favorite is the Accursed Staff of Water Magic with the stats...

+10 ene (req 13 Curses)
11-22 damage
Halves recharge time of Healing Prayers
Water Magic +1 (18% of the time)

basically any 3 class staff. I mean I like to pwn with my N/Mo/E as much as the next guy but meh.
Bah, that's nothing.

+10e (req 10 Divine Favor)
11-22 fire damage
17% Halves recharge time of Fastcasting spells
18% Halves cast time of Energy Storage spells
+1 Soul Reaping (19% chance)
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Orinn
Krytan Explorer
#13
My favorite was a poisonous longbow of skeletonslaying. Absolutely the funniest drop I ever got. Right up there, though, were the many weapons of charrslaying that the charr dropped.
Shadowfox1125
Shadowfox1125
Forge Runner
#14
Quote:
Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens
I got a Fortitude Axe of Charslaying(or is it Charslaying Axe of Fortitude?) from a Char boss. It suxxored but was worth alot of gold so I sold it.
This doesn't sound possible; both fortitude and charrslaying are axe grips.
Gun Pierson
Gun Pierson
Forge Runner
#15
at the OP: that's cool man
XvArchonvX
XvArchonvX
Forge Runner
#16
I could just see the OP going out to kill some Tengu with his new bow, then to his surprise find the Tengu shouting "I Will Avenge You!" all of a sudden, lol.

Seriously though, that is a nice bow and would come in handy against the cursed chicken men.
Ipillo Wupwup
Ipillo Wupwup
Ascalonian Squire
#17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Orinn
My favorite was a poisonous longbow of skeletonslaying. Absolutely the funniest drop I ever got. Right up there, though, were the many weapons of charrslaying that the charr dropped.
Haha, I can just see my ranger spamming poison arrow on those nasty skeletons with that baby
Jeremy Untouchable
Jeremy Untouchable
Wow Stole my freetime
#18
skeles dont get poison................lol
ValaOfTheFens
ValaOfTheFens
Jungle Guide
#19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadowfox1125
This doesn't sound possible; both fortitude and charrslaying are axe grips.
*shrug* My main weapons are staffs so I only deal with staff wrappings and staff heads. Though I've never managed to salvage a staff head. *shrug* From what I read on GuildWiki the species modifiers aren't upgrades so it wouldn't be impossible to add a grip of Fortitude.
Ipillo Wupwup
Ipillo Wupwup
Ascalonian Squire
#20
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremy untouchable
skeles dont get poison................lol
That's exactly why we were making fun of it...