"Can't Touch This!"

Guild Terror

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

i cant belive they made it into a skill, bye bye touchies lol

"Can't Touch This!"
Without a solid counter to touch-type skills, we decided to add a new Paragon shout called "Can't Touch This," which causes touch skills used on friends within earshot to completely fail. This will allow players to counter skills like Blackout, Shock, or Vampiric Touch more effectively.

Tera

Tera

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

England

Society of Souls [Argh]

E/

there is a solid counter skill..its called crippling, which can come in the form crip shot, pin down, anda number of other skills, or energy denail, if they cant use the skills, they r screwed

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tera
there is a solid counter skill..its called crippling, which can come in the form crip shot, pin down, anda number of other skills, or energy denail, if they cant use the skills, they r screwed Because it's that easy to kite a Warrior indefinately so that he can't use shock.

Shuuda

Shuuda

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Guildless

Me/

This is a horrid skill idea. It takes away the idea of touch skills, that they can never miss. That skill would render a whole range of useful skills useless, like palm strike or iron palm, Touch of agony/ wallow bite, etc. The best part of these skills is that you can always use them. Touchers are not that good anyway, nothing compared to the usefulness of a shock sin, or shock warrior, a good healer monk, trappers, beastmasters, shutdown mesmers, blood necro. The best builds out there are the one which work well in teams, as far as I know touchers just run headlong into the foe with thinking about teams, that dooms them.

Former Ruling

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Cedartown, Georgia

R/

It wasnt really for touchers Shuuda.

Its a counter to Shock and Blackout - The two touch skills that actually see play big time in High lvl pvp.

And like I said in the other thread about the skill..It'll probably be a 1...10 duration on a 45 recharge or something similar.

Terra Xin

Terra Xin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2006

New Zealand

Me/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Former Ruling
Its a counter to Shock and Blackout - The two touch skills that actually see play big time in High lvl pvp. Yeah, and that's what it is most likely going to be used for. Still, I can't believe they gave it "that" name... oh god... honestly, if you hear the paragon shout out "Can't touch this!" people are going to look at him and go "....wha?"

I got a good one!

"Hammertime!"
Shout. If this shout is performed within 1...4 seconds after the last shout you had made, then all adjacent foes will be knocked down. This shout will force you to dance for 10...3 seconds.

Guild Terror

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra Xin
Yeah, and that's what it is most likely going to be used for. Still, I can't believe they gave it "that" name... oh god... honestly, if you hear the paragon shout out "Can't touch this!" people are going to look at him and go "....wha?" i may just make a pargon to go into battle and shout "cant touch this!"

Terra Xin

Terra Xin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2006

New Zealand

Me/R

It's going to be the laughingstock of all skills, at least then, the haters will turn their eyes away from Otyugh's Cry^^.

I don't mind the skill really, I can get used to it... just like... Dirt Throwing. My Mesmer can't throw dirt, it's pathetic...

The only thing I'll never get used to is why they actually named the isle "The Isle of the Nameless" It looks better without a name, its the isle of the "Nameless" Name-less, No-Name, nada, not a bit!

I'm going to sit down now... oh wait I already am^^

Pick Me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Thornill, ON, Canada

THE CANUCK MONKS (TCM)

W/R

If what you say is true, "Can't Touch This" only affects touch skills, then blackout, signet of midnight, etc. are fine.

Blackout is a hexspell, not a touch skill. Signet of Midnight is a signet, again, not a touch skill.

Plague Touch however is a touch skill, which will make other people look for alternatives to Plague Touch.

Cosmic Hero

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2006

Sinister Swarm

R/Me

the description he put above is directly from guildwars.com, so i guess blackout is a touch skill

Guild Terror

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pick Me
If what you say is true, "Can't Touch This" only affects touch skills, then blackout, signet of midnight, etc. are fine.

Blackout is a hexspell, not a touch skill. Signet of Midnight is a signet, again, not a touch skill.

Plague Touch however is a touch skill, which will make other people look for alternatives to Plague Touch. errmm, notice how blackout is NOT A HEX, notice how when you read blackout it says SKILL on it, please get your facts right

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Touch Skills. Argument over.

Guild Terror

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos
Touch Skills. Argument over. yeh, but some of them are spells, it might just work for skills

MAdnRisKy

MAdnRisKy

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Requiem Lords

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos
Touch Skills. Argument over. hex eater signet, signet of midnight

yeah so gg wiki.

(and like the other guy said about touch spells).

Sol_Vie

Sol_Vie

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Boston, MA

Blood Of Orr [BoO]

I think it's hysterical. It's a good idea, as not everyone will necessarily have a paragon in their party. But really- if the male paragon dance is MC Hammer... Well, I think you all get it.

Shuuda

Shuuda

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Guildless

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Former Ruling
It wasnt really for touchers Shuuda.

Its a counter to Shock and Blackout - The two touch skills that actually see play big time in High lvl pvp.

And like I said in the other thread about the skill..It'll probably be a 1...10 duration on a 45 recharge or something similar. Well ok, but even still, this skill can't really kill a toucher, cause if a W/P used it the touch could just uses his stances or blinds on the warrior to ride out the skill. But yeah, I agree with the protect Vs blackout and Shock. So, not bye bye touchers, it's bye bye shock warriors.

Xasew

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

Storm Bearers[SB]

You don't know the energy cost or recharge, so how about not judging it right away? I'm actually guessing that it's gonna be horrible and never used.

llsektorll

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

with $50 dollars in hand i quietly wait for the day find use my guardian angel

Cottage Pie

Cottage Pie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Birmingham, England

Taking Aegis

Mo/Me

Oh GOD.



I, like billions of others, will make a paragon just to use this skill!

Pick Me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Thornill, ON, Canada

THE CANUCK MONKS (TCM)

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Guild Terror
errmm, notice how blackout is NOT A HEX, notice how when you read blackout it says SKILL on it, please get your facts right Sorry, I went by the description on this web-site, not Guildwiki.

TeeGee

TeeGee

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

Poland

Uber Pro Gamers [leet]

Me/E

"Can't touch this!" ?! Oh my...

No we will have RC prot, SB infuse and MC hammer in game... sheesh...

Guild Terror

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pick Me
Sorry, I went by the description on this web-site, not Guildwiki. sorry i went by the ingame description, not guildwiki.

Livingston

Livingston

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Edge of the World

[L] [GET]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra Xin
Yeah, and that's what it is most likely going to be used for. Still, I can't believe they gave it "that" name... oh god... honestly, if you hear the paragon shout out "Can't touch this!" people are going to look at him and go "....wha?"

I got a good one!

"Hammertime!"
Shout. If this shout is performed within 1...4 seconds after the last shout you had made, then all adjacent foes will be knocked down. This shout will force you to dance for 10...3 seconds. LOL, in that case they should have made the Paragon's do the Hammer dance rather than the "beat it" dance.

I believe it will come down to need. Will people be willing to sacrifice a heap of other possible skills in order to take this one?

It's a very specific skill that can only be used to counter other very specific skills. Thus you have to weigh up the fact that if you take it, there is a good chance that no one you are up against will actually have a touch skill, which means you've completely wasted an entire skill slot, then you also have to take into consideration how effective the skill will be even if there is someone using touch skills. Will it make more of a difference than another skill that could have been selected that will almost certainly have a wider range of use?

The only way I see this becoming a very popular skill is if it is either becomes a case of the Paragon's having a solid 4-5 skills which every Paragon would be stupid not to take, depending on the role and build they are using, leaving 3-4 skill slots and all of the rest of the skills you may choose are very conditional, and thus choosing "can't touch this" won't be any worse than choosing a multitude of other specific counter skills, which may be hit or miss depending on what the other guys have. Or if the skill is relatively spamable and thus so effective at shutting down players that use such skills, that it's worth the risk.

Livingston

Wretchman Drake

Wretchman Drake

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Charr Carvings and [BeeR]

so instead of nerfing touch rangers themselves they were just hoping for patience to add this. hahahaha damn touchers finally meet their end!

comonnow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Xxx The Final Thrust Xxx

W/

funny how noobs think touch rangers are overpowered... they are actually quite week.

Cripple/Snares>touchers
diversion>touchers
kiting>touchers
blackout>toucher

and basically intelligence>touchers

Former Ruling

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Cedartown, Georgia

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by comonnow
funny how noobs think touch rangers are overpowered... they are actually quite week.

Cripple/Snares>touchers
diversion>touchers
kiting>touchers
blackout>toucher

and basically intelligence>touchers Cripple>All Warrior builds ever.
kiting>Warriors
blackout>Warriors

Buff Warriors!

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

1..4 touches and 20 second recharge, it helps when there is a touchie touching a crowd of allies. Go with cripple/degen if you want to kill some touchies

Livingston

Livingston

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Edge of the World

[L] [GET]

Sorry guys I had to ^^ LOL

Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this

My, my, my, Cruel Spear hits you so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to shout an max Godspeed
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope Sunspear from Mihanu Town
And I'm known as such
And this is a command, uh
you can't touch

I told you Necroboy,
can't touch this

Yeah, that's Crippling Anthem and ya know,
can't touch this

Look at my Regalia maaan,
can't touch this

You know let me bust the zealous lyrics,
you can’t touch this

Fresh new sandals and pants
You got it like that now you know yah gotta chance
So move your PUG's feet
Grab a fly spear and catch this beast
While they're pullin' hold on
Buff em a little bit and let em know it's Abaddon
Like that, like that
Noobs in the mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that it's too much
But this is a Paragon, uh
you can't touch

Yo I told you
can't touch this

Why you runnin there man
can't touch this

Yo sound the bell Ima beat this sucker
can't touch this

Give me a shout or Anthem
Some leadership that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Para when you’re talking ‘bout a throw
That's mighty and tight
Noobs are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a skill to learn
What it's gonna take for these guys to burn
The Charrs legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's a chant cause you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Go back to town!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Mission time!

Go with the aggro it is said
If you can't fight with this then you probably are dead
So wave candy canes in the air
Find a few shrines and run your henchies there
This is it for a winner
/Dance like this cause you're only a beginner
Now move
salvage yo' icy hump
Just for a gold let's all do the dump


Dump dump dump yeah
you can't touch this

Look man, can't touch this

You'll probably get wiped boy 'cause you know you can't
can't touch this

Ring the bell Ima beat em
Go back to town!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)


Stop! Mission time!

can't touch this
can't touch this
can't touch this
Go back to town!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Mission time!

Every time you see me, I'm soloing just so hype
I've got a wurm for the doors and my magic is the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others doin' missions that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from Ascalon to Nundu Bay
It's henchies go henchies my henchies Yo henchies and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yeah, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
You got wiped
can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this



Original lyrics

Etrik

Etrik

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Romania

None atm

Mo/

Oh my god. Livingston, you have too much spare time. But I love you