The 4 new dances what are they??

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toon-a-loon
toon-a-loon
Frost Gate Guardian
#1
Male Paragon = Michael Jackson
Female Paragon = ?
Male Dervish = ?
Female Dervish = ?
Miss Puddles
Miss Puddles
Jungle Guide
#2
male paragon = michael jackson in "beat it" to be more specific
female paragon = some white chick dance? no clue but it's odd
male dervish = christopher walken in "weapon of choice"
female dervish = actual dervish-type dance
c
casualplayer
Ascalonian Squire
#3
female paragon = hoochie dance, maybe?
Goonter
Goonter
Krytan Explorer
#4
i was thinking beyonce from deja vu but I saw the video again and its not. Could just be an african dance, like the female dervish is just an actual dervish dance with no american pop culture connection.
Ole Man Bourbon
Ole Man Bourbon
Jungle Guide
#5
Can't believe there's a Michael Jackson dance but no moonwalk.
C
Cherno
Forge Runner
#6
Female Paragon is from the movie Coming to America.
Pepsi Jedi
Pepsi Jedi
Academy Page
#7
I thought the female paragon's was some sort of "Cheerleader dance routine"

It's spastic.. that's for sure... I mean the Paragon's are supposed to be noble and angelic and holy and all. GOD is her dance bad.
arcanemacabre
arcanemacabre
Grotto Attendant
#8
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Originally Posted by Pepsi Jedi
I thought the female paragon's was some sort of "Cheerleader dance routine"

It's spastic.. that's for sure... I mean the Paragon's are supposed to be noble and angelic and holy and all. GOD is her dance bad.
I don't know, it's growing on me. Maybe that's the gods posessing her?
C
Cherno
Forge Runner
#9
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepsi Jedi
I thought the female paragon's was some sort of "Cheerleader dance routine"

It's spastic.. that's for sure... I mean the Paragon's are supposed to be noble and angelic and holy and all. GOD is her dance bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMwY3UW4QA
Monk Mystic
Monk Mystic
Frost Gate Guardian
#10
i dont know but i think ALL their dances are bad. the dervish male touches little boys and the paragon male looks gay. just my opinion dont mean to offend but there it is
Ulivious The Reaper
Ulivious The Reaper
Desert Nomad
#11
To be honest

I think the Male Dervish and Female dances are GREAT, as for paragon.. no comment >.<
Feminist Terrorist
Feminist Terrorist
Desert Nomad
#12
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Originally Posted by Monk Mystic
the dervish male touches little boys
WTH are you talking about?
arcanemacabre
arcanemacabre
Grotto Attendant
#13
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monk Mystic
the dervish male touches little boys and the paragon male looks gay.
Surely you mean that the other way around. I mean, after all the Paragon Male is from -Michael Jackson-
F
Former Ruling
Grotto Attendant
#14
I like the Female Paragon's Dance

Beat It is timed too slow on the male paragon.
P
Prefect
Pre-Searing Cadet
#16
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Originally Posted by Ole Man Bourbon
Can't believe there's a Michael Jackson dance but no moonwalk.
This would be the second Michael Jackson dance since female Necromancers do the dance from Thriller.
chronozon
chronozon
Ascalonian Squire
#17
I thought the female Dervish's dance looked like something came out of a figure skating routine...
Numa Pompilius
Numa Pompilius
Grotto Attendant
#18
What? No Hammertime? Dammit, ANet!
Horseman Of War
Horseman Of War
Desert Nomad
#19
^or ballet routine.

I must have stared at my dervish dance for 6 hours before I finally recognized it... Fatboy Slim ftw. Id like to say for the record that Weapon of Choice was one of the best music videos to come out around the turn of the century. Didnt it win MTV music video award on a couple different levels?


And my thoughts on the female paragon- I love it, couldnt be better.

It wouldnt look so bad if you guys werent so white lol.
Kha
Kha
Sins FTW!
#20
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Originally Posted by Horseman Of War
Id like to say for the record that Weapon of Choice was one of the best music videos to come out around the turn of the century.
Christopher Walken makes everything better.