Racthoh Demini

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

01 Oct 2006 at 20:57 - 1

after receiving such wonderful comments on the Scars Meadows homepage for my poem about my bestest e-friend who abandons his guild and monks for us upon request I have decided to post my poem about the solo'ing beast Racthoh Demini here, who has the burning isle as his home map so he can solo flame sentinels when he is bored.

So here it is:

Many a spider, he has slayed,
Many a woman, he has laid,
through obsidian shards, he gets paid
Racthoh Demini, a legend is made

Sword in hand, he farms faster than light
You try to heal, he skulls cracks your blight
This warrior is not affected by imagined burden
and he's ten times cooler that Drizzt Do'Urden

Shield Stance, Dolyak, Riposte and your bled
Sever Gash Final you're very much dead
Frenzy, heal sig, he still feel no pain
He fights through spiteful for adrenaline gain

One time In vent, where insults are spoke.
"you're a f(*&(& noob" Ramona said to Loc.
Racthoh replied "Rob calm down, let it be"
Actually this wasn't Racthoh, it was DARTAKC OF KYI.

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Ramona = my charcter
Loc = Red Locust (mod on this forum), and the only warrior how consistently shocks reversal of fortune and doesn't even have a microphone.
If you don't know who Racthoh Demini is then you don't know Guild Wars.

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

01 Oct 2006 at 21:13 - 2

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

01 Oct 2006 at 21:34 - 3

lol watch your back Racthoh you have a fanboi stalker

chocolates and roses next lol

Draxus

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

Way of the Gun [DOTS]

01 Oct 2006 at 22:02 - 4

rofl i liked it.

/bow to the great spider slayer

Ima Hob0

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

None

01 Oct 2006 at 22:13 - 5

now make a poem about Lambda The Great and Witte Was

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

01 Oct 2006 at 22:28 - 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ima Hob0

now make a poem about Lambda The Great and Witte Was who?

1234

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

01 Oct 2006 at 23:05 - 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

who?

1234 lol visit the farming forum.

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

01 Oct 2006 at 23:12 - 8

Feel the love.

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

02 Oct 2006 at 04:57 - 9

this should be in the lyssa place

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

02 Oct 2006 at 05:24 - 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

If you don't know who Racthoh Demini is then you don't know Guild Wars.

Who's Racthoh?

I'm still not sure if SMS is a guild or a fanclub... one of the reasons I left, but oh well.

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

02 Oct 2006 at 12:41 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind Rage

this should be in the lyssa place Fantastic.

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Avarre, I actually only really know Racthoh from SMS because I play with him often. This poem is actually something which just randomly happened on IRC, it's not me sucking up to him, I think he hates it actually. I don't know if it's considered a fan club though. To me it seems that being in SMS is just a requirement for being a mod lolz.

reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

02 Oct 2006 at 15:06 - 12

I <3 racthoh too!

rob is ok i guess, hes a crazy euro who loves crumpets....freak.

Witte Was

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Left GW

Proud Member of : Glob of Ectospasm [GoE]

02 Oct 2006 at 19:01 - 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

who?

1234

You don't even know Lambda and Me?!! Joking, really nice poem you do have some talent! Good job

Dahnel

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Rt/Me

02 Oct 2006 at 23:33 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarre

Who's Racthoh?

I'm still not sure if SMS is a guild or a fanclub... one of the reasons I left, but oh well. have to be honest ...i LOLed

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

02 Oct 2006 at 23:46 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witte Was

You don't even know Lambda and Me?!! Joking, really nice poem you do have some talent! Good job

lol, thanks

I think

.

oreo, I think I'm going to write a poem about you too.

Oreo, Oreo...
You get 3 fame for the third consecutive in HA and not 4.

And that's the end of the poem.

get off my thread Oreo!

reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

03 Oct 2006 at 00:49 - 16

rob rob, i cant rhyme
ill never get off your thread
because im r9! OH SNAP RHYME

Ima Hob0

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

None

03 Oct 2006 at 01:15 - 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by reverse_oreo

rob rob, i cant rhyme
ill never get off your thread
because im r9! OH SNAP RHYME lol. nice poem

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

03 Oct 2006 at 03:14 - 18

Man, I really should get back to IRC more often....

Phoenix Arrows

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

With many other ugly people

We Are All Pretty [ugly]

03 Oct 2006 at 03:40 - 19

The best poem ever was a poem written by me:

Excelent wasn't it? People say some things can't be expressed in words

Nice poem guys. Pretty hilarious.

Senator Tom

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

California

[Dark]

03 Oct 2006 at 03:45 - 20

Racthoh? Lambda? Witte? You fools are forgetting the greatest Warrior of all...
Sparrow! (me)
<----

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

03 Oct 2006 at 06:23 - 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

Avarre, I actually only really know Racthoh from SMS because I play with him often. This poem is actually something which just randomly happened on IRC, it's not me sucking up to him, I think he hates it actually. I don't know if it's considered a fan club though.

No, I love it. I sing it every morning in the shower. Technically you were sucking up for -v in the IRC channel, which is what spurred it I believe.

But yes I play with Rob, and have PM wars with Oreo about how he can't farm cause he's a PvP n00b.

The "fans" that get in find that I don't just spend all my time farming, or for that matter teaching it, and leave shortly thereafter.

Quote: or because you have Dralspire Fan Club [Dral] as one of your listed guilds hmmm!? yes yes.

Quote:

To me it seems that being in SMS is just a requirement for being a mod lolz *glares at SoFers*

Unlucky Slayer

RAGE INCARNATE

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting at The Guild Hall 2, being happy.

Nerd Clan [NK]

03 Oct 2006 at 07:24 - 22

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

To me it seems that being in SMS is just a requirement for being a mod lolz. I was a mod before I joined SMS. =P

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

03 Oct 2006 at 07:27 - 23

I miss the old days of SMS, when there were less than ten people

None of these rampant minions!

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

03 Oct 2006 at 18:31 - 24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unlucky Slayer

I was a mod before I joined SMS. =P

Technically you were sucking up for -v Technically it's +v, and technically I still don't have it, hate you all.

Oreo:

Oreo, oreo, you're a nub
g. t. f. o. HA scrub

LOL BURN

Unlucky Slayer

RAGE INCARNATE

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting at The Guild Hall 2, being happy.

Nerd Clan [NK]

03 Oct 2006 at 19:31 - 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

or because you have Dralspire Fan Club [Dral] as one of your listed guilds hmmm!? yes yes. I didnt have [Dral] listed until after I became a mod. =P I only had it created, but now I even have a hall with some services.

icecoldholyroller

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Iowa

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare] - [SMS] Alliance

R/Mo

03 Oct 2006 at 21:11 - 26

lol just another warrior...lol just j/kin' Racthoh.....[SMS] ALLIANCE RULES!

lambda the great

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

here

Almost a Guild

W/N

05 Oct 2006 at 05:55 - 27

I find this thread odd with a lot of familiar people.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator Tom

Racthoh? Lambda? Witte? You fools are forgetting the greatest Warrior of all...
Sparrow! I only got my sparrow to lvl 14, then I found a Picachu, and Captured it with a Poke' Ball It's now lvl 100, so Picachu > Sparrow.

Opeth11

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada

Demon of the Fall [Opet]

Mo/Me

05 Oct 2006 at 07:18 - 28

It's totally "Pikachu".

>_>
<_<

Manic Smile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Hawaii

----- 15^50[Rare] ---- Alliance: ----- [SMS] -----

05 Oct 2006 at 07:40 - 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racthoh

The "fans" that get in find that I don't just spend all my time farming, or for that matter teaching it, and leave shortly thereafter.

and here I thought you spent most your time "afk" hiding from fanboys?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarre

I miss the old days of SMS, when there were less than ten people

None of these rampant minions! there are no minnions...just a clone or two

Poison Ivy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Toronto

Hopping

Mo/A

05 Oct 2006 at 09:47 - 30

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

Many a woman, he has laid *Cough*

QTF

[DE]

Hugs and Kisses

Join Date: Oct 2005

Scars Meadows

06 Oct 2006 at 00:59 - 31

The best part was that when Rob posted this in IRC he got kicked for excessive flood/spam. Bwahahahaha....

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

06 Oct 2006 at 09:23 - 32

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

Technically it's +v, and technically I still don't have it, hate you all.

Even me?

Quote: Originally Posted by lambda the great I only got my sparrow to lvl 14, then I found a Picachu, and Captured it with a Poke' Ball It's now lvl 100, so Picachu > Sparrow.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opeth11

It's totally "Pikachu".

>_>
<_< Yes, and it's also totally "Spearow"...

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

07 Oct 2006 at 13:36 - 33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faer

Even me?

Yes, and it's also totally "Spearow"...

It's all about Cubone.

unienaule

I dunt even get "Retired"

Join Date: Aug 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

07 Oct 2006 at 16:37 - 34

Ha! Awesome poem. Makes me wish the library connection allowed IRC (firewall ftl.)

Ismoke

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Fullerton, Ca.

CDXX/THE420TH.COM

Mo/Me

07 Oct 2006 at 17:43 - 35

not hi-jack your thread but heres a pretty cool poem form one of our bf2 clan players about our guild wars clan.

EnjoY!

Rofl_Pwnt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

At my house.

________

08 Oct 2006 at 03:53 - 36

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesitsrob

Many a woman, he has laid, Name 2

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

10 Oct 2006 at 17:47 - 37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rofl_Pwnt

Name 2

Lasareth and Savio.

Red Locust

Site Contributor

Join Date: May 2005

14 Oct 2006 at 04:56 - 38

OMG you forgot the chorus!

[chorus]
10 percent luck, 20 percent skill,
15 percent concentrated power of will,
5 percent pleasure, 50 percent pain,
and a hundred percent reason to remember the name...
[chorus]

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

14 Oct 2006 at 05:39 - 39

*sigh* Loc...

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

15 Oct 2006 at 14:27 - 40

lol loc