Maybe someone can draw the cartoon.
Scene: A random trail in the Southern Shiverpeaks, two patrols of 3 Mountain Trolls (six in all) wander about.
Gnarsh: (yelling to a troll in the other group) Hey Smarsh, see anything yet?
Smarsh: That's a negative.
Fugly: Sargeant Gnarsh, sir? There's some snow drifting off the north hills, might be an intruder.
Gnarsh: Ah, finally!
Smarsh: Can the chatter! Remember what the little red-caped girl said.
Gnarsh: Bogies at one o'clock, Captain! Executing Plan Alpha.
Fugly: There he is! Trolls, charge!!
Gnarsh: And remember to keep your distance from each other!
(Gnarsh, Fugly, and another troll attack. Smarsh stays back. Sounds of fighting drift up to where Smarsh is watching with his patrol.)
Smarsh: That's it Gnarsh! Fugly, back off, you're too close. Stay apart and watch out for area attacks! Fugly, you're getting too hurt, run away!
Gnarsh: Plan Bravo, Plan Bravo! Run to Smarsh!
Smarsh: Okay gang, let's join in. (Smarsh's patrol charge in to relieve Gnarsh's troopers)Alright, body block, body block! Someone disrupt the mending!
Gnarsh: Okay, troops, keep running. That's it ... the enemy has disengaged us. Let's catch our breath a bit.
Fugly: Go Captain Smarsh! Kick monkey butt! Gwendalize him! Ooh, nice critical hit!
Smarsh: Gnarsh, plan Zeta! Time for the dogpile!
(All the trolls rush in. Seconds later, their enemy falls)
Trolls: Huzzah!! Boo-ya!
Smarsh: Feels good to finally beat them monkeys.
Gnarsh: Yeah. Too bad most of them are heading to that new desert continent.
Smarsh: That's okay. The little red caped girl said she'll go see what that is all about and tell us about it.
Fugly: Sir, we've got another monkey.
Gnarsh: Anything unusual?
Fugly: Well, he's got the same chinese pictograms as the last one.
Smarsh: Ha! Must be Boot Pharmers. Let's get set up. This time, we'll be the ones collecting tusks.
(Humor) for the 10/25 AI Update
Jaesmyn
Alleji
You forgot Fugly calling adren spikes and chain knockdowns.
Tydra
lol .... nice one ;P
Rit Gin dos
Im so gonna go farm some boots. Combat or Doc Martins?? humm....
enjoyed the post tho, got me chuckle
enjoyed the post tho, got me chuckle
Faer
What they don't know is that Faer Bloodsphere is wiping out their ranks from behind while they are preoccupied with that Monk distraction... 
ischuros
Wonder what the skale are doing back in Pre? Are they telepathic now or what?
Y.T.
lol thats nice
Tarkin
lol nice one...
Pkest
Yeah looks a lot like old keystone cops movies now with all the running chaos. If they don't fix it maybe they could at least add an "ow! that hurt!" emote to the monsters that are running.
Tydra
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Originally Posted by Pkest
Yeah looks a lot like old keystone cops movies now with all the running chaos. If they don't fix it maybe they could at least add an "ow! that hurt!" emote to the monsters that are running.
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Hengis
That is brilliant!
Certainly made me laugh sitting here at work killing time until I can get home and start Nightfall! :-))
Certainly made me laugh sitting here at work killing time until I can get home and start Nightfall! :-))
Arcador
About the other point of view:
Farmo1:WTF?
Farmo2: OMG THEY RUN . WHTY THEY RUN?
Farmo1: WTF THEY COM BACK!
Farmo2: OMG HWHY THEY COM BAK?
Farmo1: WTF THEY DONT RUN THOIS TIME!
Farmo2: OMG WHTY THEY DON RUN>
Farmo1: OMG HELME FAST NOJB!
Farmo2: WTF Y U R TEH HELER I NUEK!!! NBOP!
Farmo1: OMGE WE DEID WTF ANET THINKS THEY RUINED ALL THE FREAKING FUN WE ALL HAD FOR THIS GAME. WE CANNOT KILL MONSTER ANYTMORE EASILY AS BEFORE. WE HAVE TO CHANGE SKILLS NOW AND CLICK SOMETIMES! THAT IS OUTRAGEOS! OMG! ANET RUINED THE GAEM AND RUNIED MYT LIFE I HAET EM SO ABAD!
Farmo2: LEST GO AND POST TO FORAMS!
Farmo3: Hi guys! Wanna go for ectos?
Farmo1&2: OMG WE HEAET YOY TOO!!!1
p.s. there is really a bug that sometimes monsters are stuck and do nothing.
Jaesmyn
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Originally Posted by Arcador
Farmo1:WTF?
Farmo2: OMG THEY RUN . WHTY THEY RUN? Farmo1: WTF THEY COM BACK! Farmo2: OMG HWHY THEY COM BAK? Farmo1: WTF THEY DONT RUN THOIS TIME! Farmo2: OMG WHTY THEY DON RUN> Farmo1: OMG HELME FAST NOJB! Farmo2: WTF Y U R TEH HELER I NUEK!!! NBOP! Farmo1: OMGE WE DEID WTF ANET THINKS THEY RUINED ALL THE FREAKING FUN WE ALL HAD FOR THIS GAME. WE CANNOT KILL MONSTER ANYTMORE EASILY AS BEFORE. WE HAVE TO CHANGE SKILLS NOW AND CLICK SOMETIMES! THAT IS OUTRAGEOS! OMG! ANET RUINED THE GAEM AND RUNIED MYT LIFE I HAET EM SO ABAD! Farmo2: LEST GO AND POST TO FORAMS! Farmo3: Hi guys! Wanna go for ectos? Farmo1&2: OMG WE HEAET YOY TOO!!!1 |
Here's another.
Narrator: In Oct 25, Update was beginning.
Farmer 01: What happen?
Farmer 02: Somebody set up us the nerf
Farmer 03: We get signal
Farmer 01: What!
Farmer 02: GW Forum turn on
Farmer 01: It's you!!
Minotaur: How are you farmers!!
Minotaur: All your farm are belong to us.
Minotaur: You are on the way to gimpdom.
Farmer 01: What you say!!
Minotaur: You have no chance to loot make your time
Minotaur: HA HA HA HA ....
Phoebe
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Originally Posted by Arcador
Farmo1:WTF?
Farmo2: OMG THEY RUN . WHTY THEY RUN? Farmo1: WTF THEY COM BACK! Farmo2: OMG HWHY THEY COM BAK? Farmo1: WTF THEY DONT RUN THOIS TIME! Farmo2: OMG WHTY THEY DON RUN> Farmo1: OMG HELME FAST NOJB! Farmo2: WTF Y U R TEH HELER I NUEK!!! NBOP! |
Faer
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Originally Posted by Jaesmyn
LOL! Nice!
Here's another. Narrator: In Oct 25, Update was beginning. Farmer 01: What happen? Farmer 02: Somebody set up us the nerf Farmer 03: We get signal Farmer 01: What! Farmer 02: GW Forum turn on Farmer 01: It's you!! Minotaur: How are you farmers!! Minotaur: All your farm are belong to us. Minotaur: You are on the way to gimpdom. Farmer 01: What you say!! Minotaur: You have no chance to loot make your time Minotaur: HA HA HA HA .... |
the_last_m_p
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Originally Posted by Jaesmyn
LOL! Nice!
Here's another. Narrator: In Oct 25, Update was beginning. Farmer 01: What happen? Farmer 02: Somebody set up us the nerf Farmer 03: We get signal Farmer 01: What! Farmer 02: GW Forum turn on Farmer 01: It's you!! Minotaur: How are you farmers!! Minotaur: All your farm are belong to us. Minotaur: You are on the way to gimpdom. Farmer 01: What you say!! Minotaur: You have no chance to loot make your time Minotaur: HA HA HA HA .... |
That was darn brilliant, lol
Guardian of the Light
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Originally Posted by Jaesmyn
LOL! Nice!
Here's another. Narrator: In Oct 25, Update was beginning. Farmer 01: What happen? Farmer 02: Somebody set up us the nerf Farmer 03: We get signal Farmer 01: What! Farmer 02: GW Forum turn on Farmer 01: It's you!! Minotaur: How are you farmers!! Minotaur: All your farm are belong to us. Minotaur: You are on the way to gimpdom. Farmer 01: What you say!! Minotaur: You have no chance to loot make your time Minotaur: HA HA HA HA .... |
ROFL that was great.
hyro yamaguchi
Hmmm have the ebay gold prices changed yet?
c_ras
Thats good! I bet if you talk to some of the guys over in The Gear Trick, they would make the cartoon.
Guild War Cartoons: http://thegeartrick.tripod.com/
Guild War Cartoons: http://thegeartrick.tripod.com/
Arcador
The "all your farm are belongs to us" goes into a signature 