Harpies kill children!

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Alas, it was a party gone wrong at Tihark Orchard. Harpies came and killed Dahnu and Mina, two innocent children!



Let's get revenge on those damn Skree Harpies! Who's with me?!

Pupu

Pupu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Left gw..yawn

W/N

after looking at that...i feel kinda sad :S

Mournblade

Mournblade

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2005

Houston, Texas

Dawn Treaders [DAWN]

W/Mo

And yet we couldn't have Panda pets... lol

ZenRgy

ZenRgy

Zookeeper

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader

҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟&#

N/E

"You got some sweet moves!"

pigdestroyer

pigdestroyer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Los Chavos Del [ocho]

W/

I laffed

bebe

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

And what were YOU doing?! D:

Scutilla

Scutilla

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Tyrian Explorers League

R/P

Ah, Zingeri, your screenshots crack me up. Of course, Tihark Orchid is a laugh riot in itself.

ryanryanryan0310

ryanryanryan0310

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Scars Meadows [SMS]

And they just learned how to dance...what a waste...

Sidra

Sidra

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

CT

NITE

R/

Does this mean the world is RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed up if I immediately thought of Iraq?


Lets go out and kick some HARPIE ASS!

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

The children! Wont someone think of the children???




can someone show Minons raised off them as well.....email to me kthxbye.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

On the note of the dancing children, I taught the girl how to headbang. I think I just damaged another Elonian's future.

-.-

-.-

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2006

At least they didn't eat the children, now that would be bad.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

^or molested them

Xaero Gouki Kriegor

Xaero Gouki Kriegor

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Leather Rebels, (LR)

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scutilla
Ah, Zingeri, your screenshots crack me up. Of course, Tihark Orchid is a laugh riot in itself. Tihark Orchid = Elona's RP Marhan Grotto

Neo Nugget

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

Massacure!ahhhhh!

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

I'm so evil



Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Where did you get the bodies so early in that mission?

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
Where did you get the bodies so early in that mission? 1. Steal The Great Zehtuka's Booze. He kills things. I make minions.

2. Take minions to huge Noble mob near the children. Release minions with Verata's Aura and Mystic Sandstorm. Spawn more minions from those corpses.

3. Take minions to children. Release minions with Verata's Aura and Mystic Sandstorm. Take a guess what happens next.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

You are Terrible! You destroyed my headbanging girl! xD

Batou of Nine

Batou of Nine

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

California, USA

Angel Sharks [AS] (RiP [KaiZ] T__T")

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mournblade
And yet we couldn't have Panda pets... lol You made me rofl.
Isn't Political Correctness grand?

Imagine on Sesame Street... "Ok, kids we are gonna teach you all about Political Correctness! First lesson is that its wrong to kill animals, but its OK to kill children! Now go have fun!"

Oh, wow. That gave me chills. Those poor pixalated chillins'.

Cheers!

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

owned :|

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

Did you create mini-minions out of them?

I'm moving to Corpse of Gwen!

Alleji

Alleji

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

That was awesome.

I'm gonna start running around with Verata's Aura and CoP/Sandstorm and randomly releasing minions on people and NPCs.

*sigh* I wish IWAY was still alive in HA...

1. Join as "OoP necro"
2. Spam OoP on the Zaishen so your team actually kills stuff and doesn't suspect anything.
3. Start raising minions in the first fight (IWAY retards go "wtf")
4. Verata's Aura, CoP, rofflepwn.

Cirian

Cirian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

European Union

The Amazon Basin

Oooh, evil!

Relambrien

Relambrien

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Delaware, USA

Error Seven Operators [Call]

W/

It sounds stupid, but I actually feel sad for those two kids...

I remember Mina saying that she was too scared to ask the boy she liked to dance because she had two left feet...kind of touched me that they both seemed to like each other. Guess I'm a sucker for romance.

And as a note...I taught Mina how to pelvic thrust to Saturday Night Fever...I think bad things are going to come of that.

Carinae

Carinae

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Inside

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

How to get masters in Orchard as a MM:

1) Dance with Kids
2) Win Beer Drinking Contest
3) Crush Mime
4) Kill the "Vase" girl and raise a minion

Turn in Vase -- Do NOT kill harpies.

Wait. Let the Harpies kill a few people. Then attack and raise more minions.

LEAVE ONE HARPY MOB ALONE!!!!!

5) Now do the "Palawa Joko" re-enactment Quest (with many minions)

Now kill remaining harpies. Bask in a solo Masters achievement

Tranquilis

Tranquilis

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2006

Inside your closet of nightmares...

O'Shea's Bandits [OSB]

W/N

Sick, sick, sick, funny as hell!



Vortex Elegy

Vortex Elegy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Den Haag, The Netherlands

Xen of Onslaught

Mo/

Suffer the little children