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Valkyrian

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

SouL

Mo/

13 Nov 2006 at 01:08 - 1

Over the past year I have seen lots of off the wall comments made both in guild chat as well as community chat while in towns. But there are those special places around the community that just take the cake... So here's the question, name the place(s) in GW that consistantly have the most insane and absurd discussions being held by people who may or may not be mentally stable. Post pics if you feel you want proof.

My Top 3:
Coming in at #3 is House Zu Heltzer- Before Nightfall came out this place was full of some random topics being discussed. Most of which involved the gothness of the kurzicks and anything else that came to mind.

#2 is Marhan's Grotto- Anyone who has ever been here to get some 15k armor has seen the huddle of random people on the ice talking about... well... just go there for yourself to find out, they're always there...

And #1, the most consistantly rediculous place to see chat you wouldn't repeat out loud... RANDOM ARENA, DISTRICT 1- This place takes the cake and then some. Anyone who goes to RA and luckily ends up in D1 cringes at some of the things they read there... just plane filthy and as bad as it comes.

Those are my top three, feel free to add/subtract from the list and I'd love to see some examples, nothing too explicit please

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

13 Nov 2006 at 01:13 - 2

Grotto is the place to be for me. Many of those insane chats are from myself.

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

13 Nov 2006 at 01:14 - 3

If insane, you mean idiotic (i.e. places which make Chuck Norris spamming intelligent), then yes, those places would be swell for insanity.

I prefer my humor more cultured.

Trvth Jvstice

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

HALE

W/

13 Nov 2006 at 01:16 - 4

I'd have to say pre-searing dist one and marhan's grotto. They often seem to nothing more than an adult chatroom with fancy interactive avatars.

shadow ranger

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

E/

13 Nov 2006 at 01:17 - 5

Great temple of balth dis 1.

I swear every time ive ever been there, theres always a huge group of people dancing naked, and total randomness on the menu.

Or a bunch of people flaming each other, one of the two.

FexFX

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Xen of Onslaught

W/Mo

13 Nov 2006 at 01:37 - 6

Heh! I love it, this thread flies in the face of so many posts claiming that Ascalon is going silent.

I for one have to agree with Valkyrian and Trvth that Pre-Searing Ascalon District 1 is the hands down winner...

Oh a GW forum

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2006

W/

13 Nov 2006 at 01:50 - 7

What will be insane is when people realize how pathetic it is to flirt over the internet and make believe you actually look like your character's avatar... Half these "girls" dancing naked with a wammo e-humping them are really guys anyways. And by guys I mean 13 year old boys who giggle in health class and beg their moms to let them stay up so they can watch family guy.

The Primeval King

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Theres A Frog On My [Cape]

W/

13 Nov 2006 at 01:53 - 8

Hey now... be nice to family guy

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

13 Nov 2006 at 02:23 - 9

definetly RA. At least in marhans the convo's are semi normal. I zoned in RA for just a few seconds and they were talking about raping someones mom, and they werent kidding.

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

13 Nov 2006 at 02:26 - 10

grotto..... no competition

it seems to be the "Playboy mantion" of GW

Sidra

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

CT

NITE

R/

13 Nov 2006 at 02:30 - 11

Well... no. Presearing district 1 is horrendous. I mean, shocking, even to anybody hardened into an impenetrable rock by seeing Borat 5 times in a row. I couldn't stay there for longer than 30 seconds w/o taking a break to go lay on the couch and say "wtf?"

lacasner

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 02:47 - 12

balthazar d1..ppl are racist there

EatMoreCarbs

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

NJ, USA

Dragons Will Eat Your [Face]

R/Mo

13 Nov 2006 at 03:41 - 13

Everywhere between the most northern part of tyria down to the most southern part of Cantha. o_0

MadOnion

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

13 Nov 2006 at 04:04 - 14

Another vote for RA -- every single time I go there, I am amazed at the conversation that goes on.

Valkyrian

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

SouL

Mo/

13 Nov 2006 at 04:05 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidra

Well... no. Presearing district 1 is horrendous. I mean, shocking, even to anybody hardened into an impenetrable rock by seeing Borat 5 times in a row. I couldn't stay there for longer than 30 seconds w/o taking a break to go lay on the couch and say "wtf?"

...My first day playing guild wars, I was in pre-searing for about an hour before I felt I needed a bath. Lotsa people so far agree with you on that one.

I still think RA, D1 and Grotto have had the most consistancy of just rediculous and disgusting chat logs. What's even crazier about these two spots is its the same group of people day by day

Vermilion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

NY

13 Nov 2006 at 04:11 - 16

Blah, you couldn't pay me to keep local on anywhere in RA. Hell, any of the places listed really. Grotto was especially annoying because of the damn ice..couldn't get out the door fast enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maria The Princess

grotto..... no competition

it seems to be the "Playboy mantion" of GW

Heh, the Playboy Mansion has its own grotto which is similar I guess, except whats going on there isn't talking..

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

13 Nov 2006 at 04:25 - 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermilion

Heh, the Playboy Mansion has its own grotto which is similar I guess, except whats going on there isn't talking..

The same can be said for GW Grotto. I know I've brought many an interesting conversation there. Ask anyone about eels or dolphins. They can tell you who told them stories.

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Ritualistic Spankin

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 05:03 - 18

LOL....OOooohhh the grotto....(heads there now, for old times' sake)

In Pre Searing Ascalon you can always find the group of *naked* ele's dancing for gold, with all the Warriors doing the hip thrust dance behind them...that always starts some nasty conversations.

Pupu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Left gw..yawn

W/N

13 Nov 2006 at 06:13 - 19

lions arch eu dis 1 at 1am+, maybe u will meet the gf spammer sir kaze rofl..

Thom Bangalter

Grindin'

Join Date: Dec 2005

MO

E/Mo

13 Nov 2006 at 06:21 - 20

great temple of balthazar wins, because it's far more active than RA, and the topics of conversation are usually on par with RA (rape fantasy, e-peen contests, rampant racism and sexism)

Stalker Haras

I Didn't Do It

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

13 Nov 2006 at 06:24 - 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by garethporlest18

The same can be said for GW Grotto. I know I've brought many an interesting conversation there. Ask anyone about eels or dolphins. They can tell you who told them stories.

<.

LOL.

*waves at Lenny*

I'm so glad i stopped going to grotto.

Anyway. in my 18 months of playing, Marhans Grotto is probably the most insane place I've ever been. Mainly because I partook in a lot of the stuff that went on there.

natuxatu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Wisconsin

Rt/Mo

13 Nov 2006 at 06:31 - 22

Haven't hung out in Grotto or RA long enough to know what goes on there so I'd have to Shing Jea Monestary Dis 1. All the ranting and raving and dancing and people pvting me offering to give me a lap dance... for gold -_-

Rit Gin dos

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 06:34 - 23

LA euro english 1 sir kaze is funny as heck, his poor spam bot takes so much abuse its really not funny.

Nebuchadnezzer

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2006

bish

The Carebear Club [care]

N/

13 Nov 2006 at 06:36 - 24

Lenny you're probably the one who scares off most of these people from Grotto with your story time. :P

We're not all crazy like Lenny, no one there is normal of course, but then again no one is normal in the first place. It used to be better a long long time ago, that we know atleast is true. Personally I blame Lenny :P

Pupu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Left gw..yawn

W/N

13 Nov 2006 at 06:40 - 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rit Gin dos

LA euro english 1 sir kaze is funny as heck, his poor spam bot takes so much abuse its really not funny.

looking for gf im 16 and from london

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

13 Nov 2006 at 06:55 - 26

Another vote for RA. Blatent racist jerks all over the place.

Although shing jing can be pretty annoying in a different way. Everybody is either begging for storage money, buying credits for ale, or trying to sell shit items overpriced to noobs.

Arcador

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

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R/N

13 Nov 2006 at 07:06 - 27

You should see the chat around Preview and Beta weekends

Dandy Warhol

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Colorado

Final Countdown [GOB]

W/D

13 Nov 2006 at 07:16 - 28

I had a guildie who was one of the Grotto regulars. Rofl. She played GW whacked on tequila one day.

Anyways, I think RA has definitely got some crazy peeps. I saw guy make perhaps the most offensive comment I've ever heard in my life in RA today. :| It ended with, "go kill yourself," and that was the most polite part of it.

KoalaMeatPie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Cute And Fluffy in My Tummy

Cult Classic [CC]

R/

13 Nov 2006 at 07:26 - 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by natuxatu

Haven't hung out in Grotto or RA long enough to know what goes on there

You don't need to spend a lot fo time there, As soon as you walk in you can find male necros sitting infornt of 15k druid Ranger Chicks - You'll have to see it to understand.

Not to mention all the people huddling ( /rock /paper /scissors) On each other. (*points* OMFG! there huddling!)

Or male warriors playing drums on random Barrels.. (Again, you'd have to see to understand) (Same with male warriors dancing inbackof barrels and the necro guy sitting infront of the ranger chick)

I'd post Pics, but as per previous experiences with GW guru, they just take them down immidiatly.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

13 Nov 2006 at 08:06 - 30

Grotto is the craziest place in GW. So many cool people there too. It is the main place my necro hangs out at. I swear everytime I get on with my warrior and go there everyone doesn't know me.

Example: http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/9434/grottonx0.jpg

ZenRgy

Zookeeper

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader

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N/E

13 Nov 2006 at 08:24 - 31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thom Bangalter

great temple of balthazar wins, because it's far more active than RA, and the topics of conversation are usually on par with RA (rape fantasy, e-peen contests, rampant racism and sexism)

And more cyber than you can poke a stick at - only place that comes close is pre-searing (another crazy place).

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

13 Nov 2006 at 08:31 - 32

ZOMG, grotto fo sho!

Hmm, that and PvP arenas (RA d1 and Temple D1). pRETTY InSaNe STUff ThERe ToO!

LagunaCid

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

BHL

R/

13 Nov 2006 at 08:35 - 33

Yep, when I read the title, the first thing in mind was "RANDOM ARENA"

KoalaMeatPie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Cute And Fluffy in My Tummy

Cult Classic [CC]

R/

14 Nov 2006 at 07:52 - 34

Ascalon Dist 1.

Every 5 minutes : "NUDE DANCE PARTY!"

So Annoying.

Some Guru Named Kai

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

westAscalon4lyfe?

Giggity Giggity [GOO]

W/

14 Nov 2006 at 08:09 - 35

I have to agree with the previous people, Great Temple of Balthazar is definately the chatroom of Guild Wars. Cyber talk, flame talk, random all caps talk, and the never ending pelvic thrust!

But there are fun times there.

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

14 Nov 2006 at 08:14 - 36

Great Temple of Balthazar for me as well, chat there is just plan stupid. RA comes in at a close second.

The Silver Star

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

UK, Scotland

Il Guild Name Il

W/

14 Nov 2006 at 08:59 - 37

Great Temple of Balthazar English 1... wow some really really wierd people there, that all they do it log on GW and go there to chat +_-

Bale_Shadowscar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

New Dragons [NDR]

14 Nov 2006 at 08:59 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow ranger

Great temple of balth dis 1.

QFT.

Great Temple of Balthazar is the main place for stupid discussions and dance parties.

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

14 Nov 2006 at 09:40 - 39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nebuchadnezzer

Lenny you're probably the one who scares off most of these people from Grotto with your story time. :P

We're not all crazy like Lenny, no one there is normal of course, but then again no one is normal in the first place. It used to be better a long long time ago, that we know atleast is true. Personally I blame Lenny :P

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I do my best to scare you off Neb. Crazy or not it's a great place to spend time when you're bored, you don't have to be rich either, look at Neb he's teh poorest in GW. But yeah it was probably better before I came. When Kago came back that didn't help much either, because of us 2 Grotto is a better place! (other people too of course).

Rhedd

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

You ever have to clean up after a Moa bird?

True Solunastra [SLA] Profession: Moa Wrangler

14 Nov 2006 at 10:33 - 40

I'm so disappointed.

I read this thread, and promptly went to the Grotto to see the craziness, since I haven't been there in ages. I even took my male Mesmer, instead of my usual female Ranger, because I didn't want my leg humped by a Wammo while I was laughing at the crowd (even though I wouldn't be caught dead in 15k druids ^_^).

The place was empty except for one person buying new 15k armor. We struck up a conversation, and I think I made a new friend.

As a loon-spotting trip, it was a TOTAL failure. ^_^

I agree about the Temple of Balthazar, though. Insanity rules that land.