Creative Works: If your characters were Henchmen?
Terra Xin
If your Character was able to give a word in battle, what would it be? Post your ideas here. Make them creative, and let them reflect the attitudes that you have built up with your favourite characters:
My Mesmer would say:
"Whatever it is you think I might consider pondering about having, there is a slight chance that I 'honestly' have the opposite to what 'you' or 'you do not' have... You're dead now. That was a good Diversion wasn't it?"
"My only weakness is being called ugly. It's a shame for you though. Nothing is more handsome than I am. With that being said, you have nothing that you can use against me."
"Feel the bitter warmth of Lyssa as she will love you and break your heart - all in the blink of an eye. Such treasures and travesties can bring the strongest of men alive with might, and succumbed into woe."
My Ritualist:
"I am envious of my Ancestors. All I get to do is make balls of their channeled energy and volley them one after the other in a constant stream of painful lightning towards my enemies. My ancestors however, get to experience the tearing of flesh and the shocking burn of the skin. Maybe I should have been born a Warrior..."
"Father. If I drop you now, with no enemies around, you're not going to get much excitement out of it... what? No! That's disgusting... No I said!... If you ask me one more time, I'm throwing your ashes off of the cliff!... Oh now don't be like that... I was just kidding, I wasn't going to throw you off of the cliff."
"May your chains be bound to the earth, and your shackles barred against your spirit. May your limbs stretch from limit to limit, and your mind become distraught with pain and anguish. Grenth be, our guide to unify us as whole. Spirit! Arise from the Mists, and take Vengeance on those that have despised you!!"
My Monk:
"It is of my own interests that I decide to protect your life, and I will do so as long as my mind is in the right. Under such agendas - that of which are mine, to guaruntee your survival, will ensure mine also."
"My fellowship is under your faith, Dwayna. But my actions are deemed by the alternating mind of Lyssa."
My Mesmer would say:
"Whatever it is you think I might consider pondering about having, there is a slight chance that I 'honestly' have the opposite to what 'you' or 'you do not' have... You're dead now. That was a good Diversion wasn't it?"
"My only weakness is being called ugly. It's a shame for you though. Nothing is more handsome than I am. With that being said, you have nothing that you can use against me."
"Feel the bitter warmth of Lyssa as she will love you and break your heart - all in the blink of an eye. Such treasures and travesties can bring the strongest of men alive with might, and succumbed into woe."
My Ritualist:
"I am envious of my Ancestors. All I get to do is make balls of their channeled energy and volley them one after the other in a constant stream of painful lightning towards my enemies. My ancestors however, get to experience the tearing of flesh and the shocking burn of the skin. Maybe I should have been born a Warrior..."
"Father. If I drop you now, with no enemies around, you're not going to get much excitement out of it... what? No! That's disgusting... No I said!... If you ask me one more time, I'm throwing your ashes off of the cliff!... Oh now don't be like that... I was just kidding, I wasn't going to throw you off of the cliff."
"May your chains be bound to the earth, and your shackles barred against your spirit. May your limbs stretch from limit to limit, and your mind become distraught with pain and anguish. Grenth be, our guide to unify us as whole. Spirit! Arise from the Mists, and take Vengeance on those that have despised you!!"
My Monk:
"It is of my own interests that I decide to protect your life, and I will do so as long as my mind is in the right. Under such agendas - that of which are mine, to guaruntee your survival, will ensure mine also."
"My fellowship is under your faith, Dwayna. But my actions are deemed by the alternating mind of Lyssa."
pinoy474
My Warrior: Black Wyn
After dealing the killing blow:
- "Who said I would play fair?"
- "How's the other side?"
- "Fight much?" (If the enemy dies within 10 seconds)
- "I think I overestimated him." (if the enemy dies within 5 seconds)
Before Combat:
- "Another stupid foe...WhoopDeeDoo."
- "Bye Bye"
- "Are you kidding me?"
During Combat:
- "Ouch..this guy can do some damage"
- "This guy is a joke"
- "This is tough...sweet" (only if he fights the same enemy over 20 seconds)
Nearly Dead:
- "Wow..I might actually lose"
- "Can I get a heal?"
- "I guess this is goodbye..."
Sitting Around:
- "I'm hungry"
- "Yes, let's relax"
- "What a nice place"
After dealing the killing blow:
- "Who said I would play fair?"
- "How's the other side?"
- "Fight much?" (If the enemy dies within 10 seconds)
- "I think I overestimated him." (if the enemy dies within 5 seconds)
Before Combat:
- "Another stupid foe...WhoopDeeDoo."
- "Bye Bye"
- "Are you kidding me?"
During Combat:
- "Ouch..this guy can do some damage"
- "This guy is a joke"
- "This is tough...sweet" (only if he fights the same enemy over 20 seconds)
Nearly Dead:
- "Wow..I might actually lose"
- "Can I get a heal?"
- "I guess this is goodbye..."
Sitting Around:
- "I'm hungry"
- "Yes, let's relax"
- "What a nice place"
Rain Knight
Warrior
"You want a piece of me? boy.."
would be better if they actually voice act it out..
like for weapons you use..
if its 15^50
"For Strength and Honour!!"
if its 15% -10ar
"TO THE PAIN!!!!!"
etc...
"You want a piece of me? boy.."
would be better if they actually voice act it out..
like for weapons you use..
if its 15^50
"For Strength and Honour!!"
if its 15% -10ar
"TO THE PAIN!!!!!"
etc...
clawofcrimson
"for the win!"
Elemental Cotton
Heh, it sounds fun.
My Elementalist:
-"My spells sure shocked you, didn't they?" (She's an aeromancer.)
-"Hope you enjoy dying, that's what you get for ruining my armor!"
-"Since we're going to just stand around, mind if I sit down? I'm tired."
-"Darn, Ether Prodigy got stripped."
Monk:
"Everyone stay together. I can't heal you all if you're too far!"
"KILL THE MESMER!"
While being attacked: "KILL THAT THING THAT'S ATTACKING ME!"
Out of energy: "Um, I'm out of energy.." (Would be funny to see that.)
My Elementalist:
-"My spells sure shocked you, didn't they?" (She's an aeromancer.)
-"Hope you enjoy dying, that's what you get for ruining my armor!"
-"Since we're going to just stand around, mind if I sit down? I'm tired."
-"Darn, Ether Prodigy got stripped."
Monk:
"Everyone stay together. I can't heal you all if you're too far!"
"KILL THE MESMER!"
While being attacked: "KILL THAT THING THAT'S ATTACKING ME!"
Out of energy: "Um, I'm out of energy.." (Would be funny to see that.)
Markaedw
here are some things that I say when I play my necro
"Let the boys handle 'em"
"Babies, protect you Mamma!"
"Hold up, I need to do some maintenance"
"You should really think twice before attacking a minion master"
And if I get called away by the rest of the team, I raise a minion and say "So you won't get lonely"
My Ele, when she does a point blank attack "You really need to get outta' my face"
"Let the boys handle 'em"
"Babies, protect you Mamma!"
"Hold up, I need to do some maintenance"
"You should really think twice before attacking a minion master"
And if I get called away by the rest of the team, I raise a minion and say "So you won't get lonely"
My Ele, when she does a point blank attack "You really need to get outta' my face"
Saphrium
Warrior:
What's the big deal? It's not like you are a legendary survivor.
Monk:
If you do stupid things, I won't heal you. Wait a minute, let me rephrase, I won't heal you.
Necromancer:
You are not on my team? Good. Fight for me.
Dervish:
I used to be a hard working farmer on a wheat field, now I am doing basically the same thing, and get more respect.
Assassin:
Memento Mori.
What's the big deal? It's not like you are a legendary survivor.
Monk:
If you do stupid things, I won't heal you. Wait a minute, let me rephrase, I won't heal you.
Necromancer:
You are not on my team? Good. Fight for me.
Dervish:
I used to be a hard working farmer on a wheat field, now I am doing basically the same thing, and get more respect.
Assassin:
Memento Mori.
MegaMouse
A couple my Elementalist might say:
Watch out, the sky is falling. (just before setting meteor storm off)
OOO toasty Char make such good bonfires. Anyone got some marshmallows??
Third degree burns anyone??
Meet my best friend, ffire.
Dang I got Char all over my armor.
My Warrior might say:
Bring it on, I can take anything you dish out.
Stop that it tickles.
I have nothing against you, so just die already.
Does blood realy match my hair.
Mega Mouse
Watch out, the sky is falling. (just before setting meteor storm off)
OOO toasty Char make such good bonfires. Anyone got some marshmallows??
Third degree burns anyone??
Meet my best friend, ffire.
Dang I got Char all over my armor.
My Warrior might say:
Bring it on, I can take anything you dish out.
Stop that it tickles.
I have nothing against you, so just die already.
Does blood realy match my hair.
Mega Mouse
Thomas.knbk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platinum Agent
"Which one specced to prot instead of heal?"
Exept that protection owns healing in the face.
My warrior would say:
In rest
"Anyone for HA?"
"Are We Gonna GvG?"
"I'm bored"
In Combat
"Adrenospike in 3,2,1"
"Blind on Three (when blinded ofcourse)"
Near death
"Oh my god, don't use healing breeze!"
"I knew I shouldn't have joined you!"
My warrior would say:
In rest
"Anyone for HA?"
"Are We Gonna GvG?"
"I'm bored"
In Combat
"Adrenospike in 3,2,1"
"Blind on Three (when blinded ofcourse)"
Near death
"Oh my god, don't use healing breeze!"
"I knew I shouldn't have joined you!"
dudeimoncoke
"Good game"
Thomas.knbk
Yes, but protection can prevent more damage than healing can heal. That means if you're dying with 1 heal and 1 prot you'd have been already dead with 2 healers (yeah, there is a limit to this. 1/1 is better than 2 prots), but that's stuff for another topic.
Flopjack
Necromancer:
"More have come to join my army?"
"The power of death is intoxicating."
"Suffering, torment, anguish... what a disgustingly beautiful day."
"Watch now as you wither away to nothing."
"As you weaken, I strengthen"
"You may be feeble, but Grenth can still use you."
Ritualist:
"@$#% SAVAGE SHOT STUPID @$%@ RANGER YOU @#$@!!!!!!!"
"You do not want me to drop this vase."
"I have more sprits than you do brains. I only have one sprit."
Elementalist:
"Die!"
"Die, freak show, die!"
"Die! Burn! Die!"
"Fireball! Die!"
"Meteor to the face! Die!"
"More have come to join my army?"
"The power of death is intoxicating."
"Suffering, torment, anguish... what a disgustingly beautiful day."
"Watch now as you wither away to nothing."
"As you weaken, I strengthen"
"You may be feeble, but Grenth can still use you."
Ritualist:
"@$#% SAVAGE SHOT STUPID @$%@ RANGER YOU @#$@!!!!!!!"
"You do not want me to drop this vase."
"I have more sprits than you do brains. I only have one sprit."
Elementalist:
"Die!"
"Die, freak show, die!"
"Die! Burn! Die!"
"Fireball! Die!"
"Meteor to the face! Die!"
Shuuda
Ranger:
"Time to show these losers why Blitzkrieg and I are the best."
"Face the power of Blitzkrieg!"
"There's a good boy, eh Blitzy."
"It's too hot here, isn't it Blitzy."
Assassin:
"Have I not given you enough reasons to fear me?"
"You eye's will lie to you."
"Enjoy your suprise?"
"Don't you have a tactical bone in your body?"
"Lady Lyssa, be on my side."
Necromancer:
"Rise up, and fight in the name of Shuuda!"
"............death...."
"Feast upon them."
"My army rampages, like a stormy ocean."
Mesmer:
"Lets see how you like my blizzard."
"Hail Lyssa."
"Bah, Shuuda and that dam wolf of yours, just keep out of my bussiness."
"Blood red is not my colour, but it will do."
"Time to show these losers why Blitzkrieg and I are the best."
"Face the power of Blitzkrieg!"
"There's a good boy, eh Blitzy."
"It's too hot here, isn't it Blitzy."
Assassin:
"Have I not given you enough reasons to fear me?"
"You eye's will lie to you."
"Enjoy your suprise?"
"Don't you have a tactical bone in your body?"
"Lady Lyssa, be on my side."
Necromancer:
"Rise up, and fight in the name of Shuuda!"
"............death...."
"Feast upon them."
"My army rampages, like a stormy ocean."
Mesmer:
"Lets see how you like my blizzard."
"Hail Lyssa."
"Bah, Shuuda and that dam wolf of yours, just keep out of my bussiness."
"Blood red is not my colour, but it will do."
Toutatis
Mesmer:
"You're going to need someone of my superior style and intelligence. Some call it ego, but I call it talent."
"Be careful. Don't do anything stupid that might get my hair messed up."
"Yes, let's stop for a rest while the world is imperiled. Let's have tea and crumpets while we're at it."
"Entertain us, you slow witted oaf!"
"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
"En garde, cretin!"
"I don't remember casting Imagined Burden on you..."
"Chaos, panic and disorder - all in a day's work."
Assassin:
"Wake up - time to die!"
"Light and darkness are illusions for those who cannot comprehend the shadows that combine them."
"The two sides of the blade are useless without the sharpened edge between them."
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
"Did that hurt? Too bad... You should have surrendered more quickly."
"...and that concludes today's practical demonstration. Any questions?"
Monk:
"You need me more than I need you, although as you ask so politely..."
"Someone call for the doctor?"
"Feel the wrath of Balthazar!"
"Turn your head and cough!"
"Don't think I'm gonna rez you if you're just going to go off and commit suicide again..."
"Am I going to turn this Aura off, or are you going to see sense?"
"Who's the squishy one NOW?"
"You're going to need someone of my superior style and intelligence. Some call it ego, but I call it talent."
"Be careful. Don't do anything stupid that might get my hair messed up."
"Yes, let's stop for a rest while the world is imperiled. Let's have tea and crumpets while we're at it."
"Entertain us, you slow witted oaf!"
"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
"En garde, cretin!"
"I don't remember casting Imagined Burden on you..."
"Chaos, panic and disorder - all in a day's work."
Assassin:
"Wake up - time to die!"
"Light and darkness are illusions for those who cannot comprehend the shadows that combine them."
"The two sides of the blade are useless without the sharpened edge between them."
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
"Did that hurt? Too bad... You should have surrendered more quickly."
"...and that concludes today's practical demonstration. Any questions?"
Monk:
"You need me more than I need you, although as you ask so politely..."
"Someone call for the doctor?"
"Feel the wrath of Balthazar!"
"Turn your head and cough!"
"Don't think I'm gonna rez you if you're just going to go off and commit suicide again..."
"Am I going to turn this Aura off, or are you going to see sense?"
"Who's the squishy one NOW?"
Earth
Warrior:
"What do you mean my axe hurts?"
"Heal me you stupid hench!"
"Don't run away now it's just getting fun!"
Assassin:
"What do you mean, I can't tank?"
"Don't rush in in you idi... ouch..."
"What do you mean my axe hurts?"
"Heal me you stupid hench!"
"Don't run away now it's just getting fun!"
Assassin:
"What do you mean, I can't tank?"
"Don't rush in in you idi... ouch..."
Geishe
My Ritualist ^^
"Scuse me, where should I drop you? ... Well, you see, its just, I'm blind..."
"Scuse me, where should I drop you? ... Well, you see, its just, I'm blind..."
LightningHell
My Monk:
"Even though my name is I Am Bad At Monking, I'm pretty certain your healer's worse."
"You'll be just fine. The enemies are more pathetic than I am."
My Mesmer:
"Your pathetic attempts to decollate the speaker is a certainly sustainable and valid proof of your incicurably disgraceful level of intellect. Want me to write that out?"
My Warrior:
"We complement each other well. I kill and you get killed."
My Elementalist:
"Redecoration of your face is in order."
(I should change that since my Elementalist's really just a HP bot.)
"Even though my name is I Am Bad At Monking, I'm pretty certain your healer's worse."
"You'll be just fine. The enemies are more pathetic than I am."
My Mesmer:
"Your pathetic attempts to decollate the speaker is a certainly sustainable and valid proof of your incicurably disgraceful level of intellect. Want me to write that out?"
My Warrior:
"We complement each other well. I kill and you get killed."
My Elementalist:
"Redecoration of your face is in order."
(I should change that since my Elementalist's really just a HP bot.)
Saphatorael
With my assassin, each time I shadow step...: "BOO!"
Thomas.knbk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saphatorael
With my assassin, each time I shadow step...: "BOO!"
ROFL
Each time my mesmer diverts a skill, he says 'fooled ya'
Each time my mesmer diverts a skill, he says 'fooled ya'
lyra_song
^^ i like this thread.
Yachiru my Warrior:
"Hurry up and die so i can clean your blood off my axe!"
Bunny my Ranger:
"Try it, I'll just interrupt you."
Duckie my Monk:
"Dwayna's love is sacred.....are you bleeding again?"
Yachiru my Warrior:
"Hurry up and die so i can clean your blood off my axe!"
Bunny my Ranger:
"Try it, I'll just interrupt you."
Duckie my Monk:
"Dwayna's love is sacred.....are you bleeding again?"
Symeon
My Warrior
In battle:
Die, fiend, DIE.
Killing is my job. Dying is yours.
You can't win. But you can't surrender either. Tough luck, eh?
Close to death:
Do not falter! Victory is within our grasp!
You may think you have the upper hand, fiend, but victory loves to deceive.
Fight on, in the name of Balthazar!
In town/idle:
I'm bored. Let's go on a Charr hunt, who's with me?
Standing around as if waiting to be picked for a football team at school isn't my idea of fun.
Monk
In battle:
Generous Dwayna, grant us your divine light to vanquish the forces of darkness.
Almighty Balthazar, give us strength and courage to defeat our enemies.
Dwayna kisses you... Dwayna sorrows for you... Balthazar's spirit guides you...
Close to death:
Fight on, friends! We shall live to see the light of victory!
Dwayna hears and protects us. Do not fear the darkness!
I bestow the blessings of the divine upon us all; we shall not fail!
In town/idle:
Make haste. The forces of evil will not await our coming forever.
Preparation is important, but standing around as you are is just giving our enemies more time to advance. We must take the fight to them, and swiftly!
(Probably more to come)
In battle:
Die, fiend, DIE.
Killing is my job. Dying is yours.
You can't win. But you can't surrender either. Tough luck, eh?
Close to death:
Do not falter! Victory is within our grasp!
You may think you have the upper hand, fiend, but victory loves to deceive.
Fight on, in the name of Balthazar!
In town/idle:
I'm bored. Let's go on a Charr hunt, who's with me?
Standing around as if waiting to be picked for a football team at school isn't my idea of fun.
Monk
In battle:
Generous Dwayna, grant us your divine light to vanquish the forces of darkness.
Almighty Balthazar, give us strength and courage to defeat our enemies.
Dwayna kisses you... Dwayna sorrows for you... Balthazar's spirit guides you...
Close to death:
Fight on, friends! We shall live to see the light of victory!
Dwayna hears and protects us. Do not fear the darkness!
I bestow the blessings of the divine upon us all; we shall not fail!
In town/idle:
Make haste. The forces of evil will not await our coming forever.
Preparation is important, but standing around as you are is just giving our enemies more time to advance. We must take the fight to them, and swiftly!
(Probably more to come)
JoshHarrison
Warrior
Close to Death:
*Runs back a few steps and /taunt 's*
While in Combat:
"Stand still and let me make that wound deeper! *DeepWound*"
While not in combat:
"Please feed me, you've had this game a year."
"Lets dance"
"BORED! lets go kill something."
Dervish
Close to Death:
"Why the hell am I wearing robes?"
"Your healing wont help, the enemies level 5."
While in Combat:
Good thing I capped that Avatar!
Your sword, is only half my sycthe, prepare yourself.
While not in combat:
"I'm tired, *Player lies down flat on it's back*."
Monk
While in combat:
"Yeah monk getting hit here? Somebody..? .. Do something..?"
"I'll only heal you if your in my earshot. Stop whining"
"Don't make me change to smite"
Close to death:
"Oh dear, I cannot rely on my party to ressurect me, Dwayna? Melandru?.. Bal- thazar...?"
"If I die, gg" (my party will also die, so enemies win).
Close to Death:
*Runs back a few steps and /taunt 's*
While in Combat:
"Stand still and let me make that wound deeper! *DeepWound*"
While not in combat:
"Please feed me, you've had this game a year."
"Lets dance"
"BORED! lets go kill something."
Dervish
Close to Death:
"Why the hell am I wearing robes?"
"Your healing wont help, the enemies level 5."
While in Combat:
Good thing I capped that Avatar!
Your sword, is only half my sycthe, prepare yourself.
While not in combat:
"I'm tired, *Player lies down flat on it's back*."
Monk
While in combat:
"Yeah monk getting hit here? Somebody..? .. Do something..?"
"I'll only heal you if your in my earshot. Stop whining"
"Don't make me change to smite"
Close to death:
"Oh dear, I cannot rely on my party to ressurect me, Dwayna? Melandru?.. Bal- thazar...?"
"If I die, gg" (my party will also die, so enemies win).
alarico511
My ele
When casting Meteor shower/firestorm/any fire spell that fall from the sky
"Let it burn let it burn let it burn"
When interpute
%$^$^&$(^$%#$)^%$ you
when dying
"do..ooo..on't ta...aaaa..ke m.....mmy ra....rago st..st..st..st..staff"
When killing any monster
"(insert monster name), I am your father
When casting Meteor shower/firestorm/any fire spell that fall from the sky
"Let it burn let it burn let it burn"
When interpute
%$^$^&$(^$%#$)^%$ you
when dying
"do..ooo..on't ta...aaaa..ke m.....mmy ra....rago st..st..st..st..staff"
When killing any monster
"(insert monster name), I am your father
onerabbit
Warrior-(after battle) good job
warrior-(after hes been ressed) omfg! was u healing me
warror-Taste my steel
Warrior-Theres to many!
Ranger B00m Headshot!
Monk-(whislt being attacked) pick one someone your own size
Warrior-like me!
warrior-(after hes been ressed) omfg! was u healing me
warror-Taste my steel
Warrior-Theres to many!
Ranger B00m Headshot!
Monk-(whislt being attacked) pick one someone your own size
Warrior-like me!
Cyro and Kira
Ritualist-
when stading there for a while
so then these assasins came...
meh!
When about to face a mob
...Meep!
In combat
soon thou shall be under my own control
when you enter the mists, say hi to the other I have killed
you've lived to long
With very low health
you know, I can not summon myself alive!
I do not... Kinda sorta... ok I fear death, SOMEONE HELP ME!!
After getting resed
I saw things I should not have seen
If I die again, I am going to be enternaly in pain...
Monk-
While not doing anything
I am the best monk ever you know, I can take care of you, and you, and you...
cccoommmeee ooonnn, I wanna do stuff!
In combat
Heal you, and heal you, and heal you!
This is to easy!
Look I can use Word of healing! BLAH!
While getting damaged
I heal other not myself!
SOMEONE SAVE ME!
While almost dead
g motha f*cking g, you guys suck!
you made a good chioce of letting me into my party, but you suck for not keeping me alive!
While after ressed
Someone is gonna get b*tch slapped!
when stading there for a while
so then these assasins came...
meh!
When about to face a mob
...Meep!
In combat
soon thou shall be under my own control
when you enter the mists, say hi to the other I have killed
you've lived to long
With very low health
you know, I can not summon myself alive!
I do not... Kinda sorta... ok I fear death, SOMEONE HELP ME!!
After getting resed
I saw things I should not have seen
If I die again, I am going to be enternaly in pain...
Monk-
While not doing anything
I am the best monk ever you know, I can take care of you, and you, and you...
cccoommmeee ooonnn, I wanna do stuff!
In combat
Heal you, and heal you, and heal you!
This is to easy!
Look I can use Word of healing! BLAH!
While getting damaged
I heal other not myself!
SOMEONE SAVE ME!
While almost dead
g motha f*cking g, you guys suck!
you made a good chioce of letting me into my party, but you suck for not keeping me alive!
While after ressed
Someone is gonna get b*tch slapped!
Priest Of Sin
Warrior:
"I will paint my armor with your blood!"
Mesmer:
"Most mesmers look like dancers... I look like a rapist."
Necromancer:
"You will become my ally, whether you like it or not!"
Monk:
"Prepare to die... seriously, I am out of energy!"
Assassin:
"Let me see your insides!"
Dervish:
"Dwayna, Grenth, Melandru, Balthazar... I shall take your life in their name."
Ritualist:
"I can commune with spirits... so I suppose that means I will be communing with you soon enough."
that was fun
"I will paint my armor with your blood!"
Mesmer:
"Most mesmers look like dancers... I look like a rapist."
Necromancer:
"You will become my ally, whether you like it or not!"
Monk:
"Prepare to die... seriously, I am out of energy!"
Assassin:
"Let me see your insides!"
Dervish:
"Dwayna, Grenth, Melandru, Balthazar... I shall take your life in their name."
Ritualist:
"I can commune with spirits... so I suppose that means I will be communing with you soon enough."
that was fun
Taurucis
Warrior:
Combat: "You looked at me the wrong way. Now you die." "Revenge!"
At low health: "Fine, let me die, since you seem to want that to happen so much." "If I die, you're still going to be in this mess with one less ally."
Standing around: "Evil's hard at work. We aren't. Doesn't that make us worse than evil?"
Elementalist:
Combat: "A pity your fate is to die by my hand... you would make nice cannon fodder."
At low health: "..."
Standing around: "There's a nice Warrior lady I know, has anyone see her? Tell her I want to give her a hug... I mean, say hello." "If something doesn't happen, I'll make something explosive happen."
Necromancer:
Combat: "Hurry up and die. My minions are lonely."
At low health: "Unless you want another seven enemies, start healing me. Now." "If you don't heal me, I'll kill you after this battle, and I'll make another army."
Standing around: "Hug my minions. Please?"
Ranger:
Combat: "I'm sorry, what was that? You don't like arrows in your face? That's wonderful."
At low health: "I've seen dazed elementalists casting meteor showers faster than you healing me! Get a move on, will ya?"
Standing around: "If everyone cared..." (Reference to that Nickelback song)
Mesmer:
Combat: "Some ladies think that fighting is not ladylike. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them."
At low health: "I hate to pull rank on you, but I'm the daughter of an important Canthan nobleman and he will not be pleased if I die."
Standing around: "Does anyone have a mirror? I need to arrange my hair."
Dervish:
Combat: "Greet StarClan for me, will you?" "For my Clan!"
At low health: "In case you haven't noticed, I'm not ready to join StarClan just yet."
Standing around: "My name is Dragonstar Taurucis, but this name I was not born with..." "Anyone want to hear a story about Dzagonur Bastion, Varesh, Shiro, the Gate of Madness, and a day in the Grand Court of Sebelkeh?" "I'd tell a rather funny tale I recently heard, but I don't want to startle any kits that might be around." "Once upon a time there was a hero named <player name here> who stopped to smell the flowers one too many times, and some exploded in his/her face. The end."
Paragon: "Mrrrow!" "These damned hands of mine! What I would give to have claws again..." "StarClan is waiting for you, fool." "I've got to stop biting. Blood tastes terrible to a Twoleg's tongue."
At low health: "Fallenstar is only my name, alright? I don't exactly wish to fall in battle."
Standing around: "How do you Twolegs stand being like this?" "Mrrr." "Oops. Sorry, was I scratching on your armor? It's an old habit I can't break." "I'm bored! When do we do something?" "But I'm hungry NOW!! I wanna EAT!!!!!!"
Combat: "You looked at me the wrong way. Now you die." "Revenge!"
At low health: "Fine, let me die, since you seem to want that to happen so much." "If I die, you're still going to be in this mess with one less ally."
Standing around: "Evil's hard at work. We aren't. Doesn't that make us worse than evil?"
Elementalist:
Combat: "A pity your fate is to die by my hand... you would make nice cannon fodder."
At low health: "..."
Standing around: "There's a nice Warrior lady I know, has anyone see her? Tell her I want to give her a hug... I mean, say hello." "If something doesn't happen, I'll make something explosive happen."
Necromancer:
Combat: "Hurry up and die. My minions are lonely."
At low health: "Unless you want another seven enemies, start healing me. Now." "If you don't heal me, I'll kill you after this battle, and I'll make another army."
Standing around: "Hug my minions. Please?"
Ranger:
Combat: "I'm sorry, what was that? You don't like arrows in your face? That's wonderful."
At low health: "I've seen dazed elementalists casting meteor showers faster than you healing me! Get a move on, will ya?"
Standing around: "If everyone cared..." (Reference to that Nickelback song)
Mesmer:
Combat: "Some ladies think that fighting is not ladylike. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them."
At low health: "I hate to pull rank on you, but I'm the daughter of an important Canthan nobleman and he will not be pleased if I die."
Standing around: "Does anyone have a mirror? I need to arrange my hair."
Dervish:
Combat: "Greet StarClan for me, will you?" "For my Clan!"
At low health: "In case you haven't noticed, I'm not ready to join StarClan just yet."
Standing around: "My name is Dragonstar Taurucis, but this name I was not born with..." "Anyone want to hear a story about Dzagonur Bastion, Varesh, Shiro, the Gate of Madness, and a day in the Grand Court of Sebelkeh?" "I'd tell a rather funny tale I recently heard, but I don't want to startle any kits that might be around." "Once upon a time there was a hero named <player name here> who stopped to smell the flowers one too many times, and some exploded in his/her face. The end."
Paragon: "Mrrrow!" "These damned hands of mine! What I would give to have claws again..." "StarClan is waiting for you, fool." "I've got to stop biting. Blood tastes terrible to a Twoleg's tongue."
At low health: "Fallenstar is only my name, alright? I don't exactly wish to fall in battle."
Standing around: "How do you Twolegs stand being like this?" "Mrrr." "Oops. Sorry, was I scratching on your armor? It's an old habit I can't break." "I'm bored! When do we do something?" "But I'm hungry NOW!! I wanna EAT!!!!!!"
Definite Integral
Ranger----
Combat:"If you win this battle you will spend hours picking out those arrows, and weeks recovering from the wounds." "Arrow being sent into flight with variable initial velocity and initial angle theta." "Reptile Claw sends his regards."
At low health: "Don't let me die. Who's going to do your integrals and derivatives if that happens?" "I thought you would value me more."
Standing around:"Integral of x squared from 0 to 3 is 9." "I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?" "Calculating derivative of a function coming to a place near you." "Once this whole mess is over, come and study with me."
Warrior-------
Combat:"You won't outlast me." "I was designed to last through 48 hours of this non stop. You on the other hand have about 48 seconds left on your energy bar." "You are remarkably easy to block."
At low health:"Heal me, would you? The other wammo pulled the mob." "Reptilian will not be pleased if I do not return in good condition."
Standing around:"Can you explain just what we are waiting for?" "My patience wears thin. Let's move on." "Are we going to move, or should I take a nap?"
Necro-------------
Combat:"You damaged me! You must pay for what you have taken with your own health!" "I will channel your health into my allies." "I will leech your health every second of combat!"
At low health:"My health channeling isn't perfect okay? Help me get through my shortcomings."
Standing around:"The life energy of me and my allies is amazing." "When I get through all of this, I want to continue studying life channeling."
Elementalist----------
Combat:"1000000 volts of chain lightning, coming soon to a place near you!" "Welcome to some old lightning struck place. Population:You and your allies." "Lightning should never strike the same place twice. For you I will make an exception." "Now you see me, now you don't." "Get some electrical resistance, and then talk to me."
At low health: "Heal me would you? I dont want the lightning to turn loose on everyone."
Standing around:"Don't you like the feeling of your hair standing on end due to electricity?" "The Reptilian clan needs me. Hurry up." "What if I turned into a lightning bolt and went ahead of you all?"
Mesmer------------
Combat:"Your master is an illusion!" "Many things are illusionary. I, for one thing, am not." "You only think you are hitting me." "Careful with that clumsy aim, you might hit your allies."
At low health:"Is it an illusion., or do I need healing?" "Don't let me die please. I have stuff to work on."
Standing around:"How do you know that this whole place is real?"
Combat:"If you win this battle you will spend hours picking out those arrows, and weeks recovering from the wounds." "Arrow being sent into flight with variable initial velocity and initial angle theta." "Reptile Claw sends his regards."
At low health: "Don't let me die. Who's going to do your integrals and derivatives if that happens?" "I thought you would value me more."
Standing around:"Integral of x squared from 0 to 3 is 9." "I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?" "Calculating derivative of a function coming to a place near you." "Once this whole mess is over, come and study with me."
Warrior-------
Combat:"You won't outlast me." "I was designed to last through 48 hours of this non stop. You on the other hand have about 48 seconds left on your energy bar." "You are remarkably easy to block."
At low health:"Heal me, would you? The other wammo pulled the mob." "Reptilian will not be pleased if I do not return in good condition."
Standing around:"Can you explain just what we are waiting for?" "My patience wears thin. Let's move on." "Are we going to move, or should I take a nap?"
Necro-------------
Combat:"You damaged me! You must pay for what you have taken with your own health!" "I will channel your health into my allies." "I will leech your health every second of combat!"
At low health:"My health channeling isn't perfect okay? Help me get through my shortcomings."
Standing around:"The life energy of me and my allies is amazing." "When I get through all of this, I want to continue studying life channeling."
Elementalist----------
Combat:"1000000 volts of chain lightning, coming soon to a place near you!" "Welcome to some old lightning struck place. Population:You and your allies." "Lightning should never strike the same place twice. For you I will make an exception." "Now you see me, now you don't." "Get some electrical resistance, and then talk to me."
At low health: "Heal me would you? I dont want the lightning to turn loose on everyone."
Standing around:"Don't you like the feeling of your hair standing on end due to electricity?" "The Reptilian clan needs me. Hurry up." "What if I turned into a lightning bolt and went ahead of you all?"
Mesmer------------
Combat:"Your master is an illusion!" "Many things are illusionary. I, for one thing, am not." "You only think you are hitting me." "Careful with that clumsy aim, you might hit your allies."
At low health:"Is it an illusion., or do I need healing?" "Don't let me die please. I have stuff to work on."
Standing around:"How do you know that this whole place is real?"
Paul Mahdi
Warrior:
"Kurplaw!" or "Freedom!" when running into battle
About to die: *Runs around in circles going "AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!"*
Necromancer:
"You'll make a great addition to my little undead platoon"
Elementalist:
"OH MY GOD! What is that on your face?!? Oh, it's a meteor" *boom!*
Ranger:
"Once, I joined the Kournan army. I wanted to be an archer. They made me a slinger. Then, one day, I lost my head. I arched when I should have slung. I had to flee"
"Kurplaw!" or "Freedom!" when running into battle
About to die: *Runs around in circles going "AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!"*
Necromancer:
"You'll make a great addition to my little undead platoon"
Elementalist:
"OH MY GOD! What is that on your face?!? Oh, it's a meteor" *boom!*
Ranger:
"Once, I joined the Kournan army. I wanted to be an archer. They made me a slinger. Then, one day, I lost my head. I arched when I should have slung. I had to flee"
Stupid Shizno
all mine would just say "not another wammo, /resign"