Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
My, my, my, Cruel Spear hits you so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to shout an max Godspeed
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope Sunspear from Mihanu Town
And I'm known as such
And this is a command, uh
you can't touch
I told you Necroboy,
can't touch this
Yeah, that's Crippling Anthem and ya know,
can't touch this
Look at my Regalia maaan,
can't touch this
You know let me bust the zealous lyrics,
you can’t touch this
Fresh new sandals and pants
You got it like that now you know yah gotta chance
So move your PUG's feet
Grab a fly spear and catch this beast
While they're pullin' hold on
Buff em a little bit and let em know it's Abaddon
Like that, like that
Noobs in the mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that it's too much
But this is a Paragon, uh
you can't touch
Yo I told you
can't touch this
Why you runnin there man
can't touch this
Yo sound the bell Ima beat this sucker
can't touch this
Give me a shout or Anthem
Some leadership that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Para when you’re talking ‘bout a throw
That's mighty and tight
Noobs are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a skill to learn
What it's gonna take for these guys to burn
The Charrs legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's a chant cause you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Go back to town!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Mission time!
Go with the aggro it is said
If you can't fight with this then you probably are dead
So wave candy canes in the air
Find a few shrines and run your henchies there
This is it for a winner
/Dance like this cause you're only a beginner
Now move
salvage yo' icy hump
Inventory's full let's all do a dump
Dump dump dump yeah
you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get wiped boy 'cause you know you can't
can't touch this
Ring the bell Ima beat em
Go back to town!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Mission time!
can't touch this
can't touch this
can't touch this
Go back to town!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Mission time!
Every time you see me, I'm soloing just so hype
I've got a wurm for the doors and my magic is the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others doin' missions that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from Ascalon to Nundu Bay
It's henchies go henchies my henchies Yo henchies and the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yeah, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
You got wiped
can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
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