The Winter Dwarf!

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Funk ee Monk ee
Quite possibly the worst photoshopping attempt Ive ever seen, but also mucho funny.
It's not even photoshop

Jedimagician

Jedimagician

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

the mask does work ppl... the second mask this year is the Unbound Energy Mask.. you can get it if is dies in the dist 5000 times .note: if he successfully dies 5000times in the dist every 2 hours you get the mask, if he fails to die 5000times you get the summit mask. here are some pictures.

here is one in log in screen

from front

from back

Novita

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Barcelona

Team Arena [Ta]

W/Mo

Heres the mask i got from the dwarf:

Winter Dwarf Mask

80 armor

+3 Axe Mastery
+3 Swordmanship
+3 Hammer Mastery

Reduce Hexes and Conditions 50%

Shadwu

Shadwu

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Finland

Leones Justicia [LEO]

Me/Mo

lolol Novita

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Novita
Heres the mask i got from the dwarf:

Winter Dwarf Mask

80 armor

+3 Axe Mastery
+3 Swordmanship
+3 Hammer Mastery

Reduce Hexes and Conditions 50%

Someone needs a Norelco for Wintersday...

Jarus

Jarus

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Council of Iris

Quote:
Originally Posted by Novita
Now that's a god mask if ever there was one.

Aegeroth

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Sydney, AUS.

Sons of Dark Magicians [SoDM]

N/Me

Mines uh... very good mask...
+2 Nudity (20%)
+20 Annoying
+50 Annoying
+1 Health
-1 Energy Degen
-1 Energy Degen
+1 Energy Regen

Best. Mask. Ever.



It's very lat, for which i am high, good night.

bartlett9909

bartlett9909

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Son Of Osiris

W/Mo

This funny lol people calling me noob i love killing dwarf lol to see how many people get piss

Dr Morbius

Dr Morbius

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Where Am I??

The Crimson Mantle

E/Mo

There's another Winter Dwarf in Ascalon City. And he gave my mesmer a Tardis!



This Event Rocks!

bartlett9909

bartlett9909

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Son Of Osiris

W/Mo

If you people are still sitting there waiting 10 min for dwarf just lable your self a noob for beliving that hoex my gosh lol men i'm going go have real fun hehehe

Sanji

Sanji

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

Mo/

Thank you for making a new thread on this topic.

Jason Xll

Jason Xll

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

Ice Tooth Cave

W/Mo

So lemme get this straight... You stand next to the dwarf in ANY district; Inter, English, Spanish, US, watever, and u get a the headgear 10minutes after running/standing next to him?

Mr D J

Mr D J

Permanently Unbanned

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by RTSFirebat
Is there any reason you messed the thread we already have open for him here:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10093944

Its right BELOW your thread.

Yes he does give a hat, a Stone Summit one, here is one he gave me after 10 mins for AFKing near him:

I actually thought this was real for a few seconds. I was happy lol

Tuesg

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

hex

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Morbius
There's another Winter Dwarf in Ascalon City. And he gave my mesmer a Tardis!



This Event Rocks!

Ooooo I want one

Kay84

Kay84

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Netherlands

[DVDF]

E/

lmao, great pics

Chaz Rea

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

UK

W/

The dwarf gave me the horror that is the Gwen mask!

rangergirl100

rangergirl100

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

R/Mo

lmao @ the masks

lmiles

lmiles

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Fleet, Hampshire, England

Droks Arena Dogs [DAD] (2)

A/D

Haha loving the tardis pic nicely made!

I managed to get the new 2006 headgear after punching the dwarf in the nuts 200 times



But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger

Angel Develin

Angel Develin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Lions Arch

Minions of Kronos

N/Me

I think he go's crazy at the end of the event and kill every1 or was that Gwen?

Iscana

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Hehehe, Last night I fooled one complete district by saying there was a Wintersday theme update. On 20th here in holland the winterdays theme wasn't there yet, so what I did was just go in Kamadan and just starts saying to myself on general chat, "mmh nice snow", "hehehe roflol a snowhenchman", "I love those gingerbread guys on the wall". Shortly I saw people chatting: "euh, snow?" "wtf I don't see gingerbread cookies on the wall"

In less then 5 minutes I got spammed with wispers why I was able to see the wintertheme, and all I said was, "Dunno, just logged in" I fooled loads of people, saying I added a SnowHench and kept being dumb why it didn't show in party list, and when party was full I said, omg 5/4 that's cool.

I did this for like 3 hours while questing and stuff, and actually there were like 10 people spamming all the time if they could get Eggnogs, Candy Shard and canes from me when I was questing.

Pretty cool, and I surely laughted my ass off for a few hours. Omg how dumb can people be. Right now I'm thinking what joke I'll introduce at 1st of April. I ofthen do things in cities, like I did for a while some minigames and giving away money when you finished one, and people really appriciate it. The Winterday joke was pretty succesfull because some people who knew it was a joke, started to act the same as me, so more and more people started to believe me.

lmiles

lmiles

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Fleet, Hampshire, England

Droks Arena Dogs [DAD] (2)

A/D

Haha loving the tardis pic nicely made!

I managed to get the new 2006 headgear after punching the dwarf in the nuts 200 times



But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger

RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

lol I love this thread now.

And to think my one quickly done MS Paint Summit mask would spawn so many masks after it hehe

Arcador

Arcador

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

--

R/N

You know, if you kill the dwarf...around....let me calculate (9 days * 24 hours = 216, * 60 mins = 12 960 * 6 (10s) seconds = 129 600)
SO if you kill the drawrf 129 000 times you get a IMMORTALITY potion!!!!!!!!!!
GO FAST KILL THE DWARF BECAUSE TIME IS TICKING OUT!

Darksun

Darksun

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

USA

Karr's Castle

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by lmiles

ho man.. almost crying here!

Divinus Stella

Divinus Stella

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Wales

Steel Phoenix

i was doing some dwarf slaying earlier, so many people spamming abuse its great, its amazing how many people think you can get banned for killing the dwarf, anet must be getting millions of reports from kids xD

mega_jamie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

UK

Warlords of Ruin

A/Mo

its sad yet funny at the same time....

English District 11 about 30 mins ago got up to 9 mins and 30 seconds of dwarvish longevity....I cudnt help my self, I know it was a sin, but I couldn't stop...

Tydra

Tydra

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iscana
Hehehe, Last night I fooled one complete district by saying there was a Wintersday theme update. On 20th here in holland the winterdays theme wasn't there yet, so what I did was just go in Kamadan and just starts saying to myself on general chat, "mmh nice snow", "hehehe roflol a snowhenchman", "I love those gingerbread guys on the wall". Shortly I saw people chatting: "euh, snow?" "wtf I don't see gingerbread cookies on the wall"

In less then 5 minutes I got spammed with wispers why I was able to see the wintertheme, and all I said was, "Dunno, just logged in" I fooled loads of people, saying I added a SnowHench and kept being dumb why it didn't show in party list, and when party was full I said, omg 5/4 that's cool.

I did this for like 3 hours while questing and stuff, and actually there were like 10 people spamming all the time if they could get Eggnogs, Candy Shard and canes from me when I was questing.

Pretty cool, and I surely laughted my ass off for a few hours. Omg how dumb can people be. Right now I'm thinking what joke I'll introduce at 1st of April. I ofthen do things in cities, like I did for a while some minigames and giving away money when you finished one, and people really appriciate it. The Winterday joke was pretty succesfull because some people who knew it was a joke, started to act the same as me, so more and more people started to believe me.
omg, LMAO! how mean ;P

MSecorsky

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

Some start a rumor about drawf tossing into the nine rings for prizes. :-)

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

Heh just started a rumor you need all Gwens items to claim the prize

SerenitySilverstar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darksun
ho man.. almost crying here!
Ehehehehehe! When is Dr Evil going to turn up to claim his lost clone?

Lucian Flamestrike

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2006

Simrtk Pwnage

A/Mo

For fun while chatting with some guildies I put my paragon into the pen itself and boozed him up on egg nogs.


Should probably start a rumor about getting obsidian holiday armor on that one....

Coridan

Coridan

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

US

Old Married Gamers {OMG}

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by lmiles

But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger


I want a mini ME

TheMosesPHD

TheMosesPHD

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Oregon

Mo Mo Patty Blinks [MoMo]

R/

i'm currently going throughout the ids one by one killing the dwarf over and over :O some ppl are quite angry.

Uzul

Uzul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Arctic Tundra

Pints N Quarts [PsQs]

I was enjoying some midget-o-cide a few minutes ago, my monk really really hates dwarfs. Somehow I don't get tired of it... ^^

baal and diablo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2006

u wish u knew

albury wodonga lan[awl]

N/Mo

at this rate next thing ull see is someone going omfg god has inhabited that bird

Kelsey Cain

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Hmmmm so no one has figured out what the Dwarf really does yet?

Perhaps you should look more closely at the sign - It doesn't say don't kill the dwarf - it says 'Don't FEED the dwarf'

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

ROFL @ this thread, its full of win.

This dwarf thingie is making Wintersdays look like April's fools days come early.

azathothx

azathothx

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2006

Cork, Ireland

Heros of Titans Realm [HotR]

R/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kelsey Cain
Hmmmm so no one has figured out what the Dwarf really does yet?

Perhaps you should look more closely at the sign - It doesn't say don't kill the dwarf - it says 'Don't FEED the dwarf'
But i've been rubbing peanut butter all over my screen for hours and nothings happened!

Whiplashr

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Novita
Heres the mask i got from the dwarf:

Winter Dwarf Mask

80 armor

+3 Axe Mastery
+3 Swordmanship
+3 Hammer Mastery

Reduce Hexes and Conditions 50%

I rarely laugh out loud at *anything* online anymore. I usually find it all imature and puerile. But man, when I saw that picture, I just about fell out of my char laughing. Well f'in done man. The stats just add to it brilliantly. Hillarious.

Mother_Goose

Mother_Goose

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Australia

Anzac Army Corps [ANZ]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Morbius
There's another Winter Dwarf in Ascalon City. And he gave my mesmer a Tardis!



This Event Rocks!
That's awesome.

I usually don't comment on pictures much, but yours deserved it.