Originally Posted by Funk ee Monk ee
Quite possibly the worst photoshopping attempt Ive ever seen, but also mucho funny.
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The Winter Dwarf!
Cyan The Archer
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Jedimagician
the mask does work ppl... the second mask this year is the Unbound Energy Mask.. you can get it if is dies in the dist 5000 times .note: if he successfully dies 5000times in the dist every 2 hours you get the mask, if he fails to die 5000times you get the summit mask. here are some pictures.
here is one in log in screen
from front
from back
here is one in log in screen
from front
from back
Novita
Shadwu
lolol Novita
Jetdoc
Aegeroth
Mines uh... very good mask...
+2 Nudity (20%)
+20 Annoying
+50 Annoying
+1 Health
-1 Energy Degen
-1 Energy Degen
+1 Energy Regen
Best. Mask. Ever.
It's very lat, for which i am high, good night.
+2 Nudity (20%)
+20 Annoying
+50 Annoying
+1 Health
-1 Energy Degen
-1 Energy Degen
+1 Energy Regen
Best. Mask. Ever.
It's very lat, for which i am high, good night.
bartlett9909
This funny lol people calling me noob i love killing dwarf lol to see how many people get piss
Dr Morbius
There's another Winter Dwarf in Ascalon City. And he gave my mesmer a Tardis!
This Event Rocks!
bartlett9909
If you people are still sitting there waiting 10 min for dwarf just lable your self a noob for beliving that hoex my gosh lol men i'm going go have real fun hehehe
Sanji
Thank you for making a new thread on this topic.
Jason Xll
So lemme get this straight... You stand next to the dwarf in ANY district; Inter, English, Spanish, US, watever, and u get a the headgear 10minutes after running/standing next to him?
Mr D J
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Originally Posted by RTSFirebat
Is there any reason you messed the thread we already have open for him here:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10093944 Its right BELOW your thread. Yes he does give a hat, a Stone Summit one, here is one he gave me after 10 mins for AFKing near him: |
Tuesg
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Originally Posted by Dr Morbius
There's another Winter Dwarf in Ascalon City. And he gave my mesmer a Tardis! This Event Rocks! |
Ooooo I want one
Kay84
lmao, great pics
Chaz Rea
The dwarf gave me the horror that is the Gwen mask!
rangergirl100
lmao @ the masks
lmiles
Haha loving the tardis pic nicely made!
I managed to get the new 2006 headgear after punching the dwarf in the nuts 200 times
But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger
I managed to get the new 2006 headgear after punching the dwarf in the nuts 200 times
But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger
Angel Develin
I think he go's crazy at the end of the event and kill every1 or was that Gwen?
Iscana
Hehehe, Last night I fooled one complete district by saying there was a Wintersday theme update. On 20th here in holland the winterdays theme wasn't there yet, so what I did was just go in Kamadan and just starts saying to myself on general chat, "mmh nice snow", "hehehe roflol a snowhenchman", "I love those gingerbread guys on the wall". Shortly I saw people chatting: "euh, snow?" "wtf I don't see gingerbread cookies on the wall"
In less then 5 minutes I got spammed with wispers why I was able to see the wintertheme, and all I said was, "Dunno, just logged in" I fooled loads of people, saying I added a SnowHench and kept being dumb why it didn't show in party list, and when party was full I said, omg 5/4 that's cool.
I did this for like 3 hours while questing and stuff, and actually there were like 10 people spamming all the time if they could get Eggnogs, Candy Shard and canes from me when I was questing.
Pretty cool, and I surely laughted my ass off for a few hours. Omg how dumb can people be. Right now I'm thinking what joke I'll introduce at 1st of April. I ofthen do things in cities, like I did for a while some minigames and giving away money when you finished one, and people really appriciate it. The Winterday joke was pretty succesfull because some people who knew it was a joke, started to act the same as me, so more and more people started to believe me.
In less then 5 minutes I got spammed with wispers why I was able to see the wintertheme, and all I said was, "Dunno, just logged in" I fooled loads of people, saying I added a SnowHench and kept being dumb why it didn't show in party list, and when party was full I said, omg 5/4 that's cool.
I did this for like 3 hours while questing and stuff, and actually there were like 10 people spamming all the time if they could get Eggnogs, Candy Shard and canes from me when I was questing.
Pretty cool, and I surely laughted my ass off for a few hours. Omg how dumb can people be. Right now I'm thinking what joke I'll introduce at 1st of April. I ofthen do things in cities, like I did for a while some minigames and giving away money when you finished one, and people really appriciate it. The Winterday joke was pretty succesfull because some people who knew it was a joke, started to act the same as me, so more and more people started to believe me.
lmiles
Haha loving the tardis pic nicely made!
I managed to get the new 2006 headgear after punching the dwarf in the nuts 200 times
But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger
I managed to get the new 2006 headgear after punching the dwarf in the nuts 200 times
But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger
RTSFirebat
lol I love this thread now.
And to think my one quickly done MS Paint Summit mask would spawn so many masks after it hehe
And to think my one quickly done MS Paint Summit mask would spawn so many masks after it hehe
Arcador
You know, if you kill the dwarf...around....let me calculate (9 days * 24 hours = 216, * 60 mins = 12 960 * 6 (10s) seconds = 129 600)
SO if you kill the drawrf 129 000 times you get a IMMORTALITY potion!!!!!!!!!!
GO FAST KILL THE DWARF BECAUSE TIME IS TICKING OUT!
SO if you kill the drawrf 129 000 times you get a IMMORTALITY potion!!!!!!!!!!
GO FAST KILL THE DWARF BECAUSE TIME IS TICKING OUT!
Darksun
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Originally Posted by lmiles
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Divinus Stella
i was doing some dwarf slaying earlier, so many people spamming abuse its great, its amazing how many people think you can get banned for killing the dwarf, anet must be getting millions of reports from kids xD
mega_jamie
its sad yet funny at the same time....
English District 11 about 30 mins ago got up to 9 mins and 30 seconds of dwarvish longevity....I cudnt help my self, I know it was a sin, but I couldn't stop...
English District 11 about 30 mins ago got up to 9 mins and 30 seconds of dwarvish longevity....I cudnt help my self, I know it was a sin, but I couldn't stop...
Tydra
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Originally Posted by Iscana
Hehehe, Last night I fooled one complete district by saying there was a Wintersday theme update. On 20th here in holland the winterdays theme wasn't there yet, so what I did was just go in Kamadan and just starts saying to myself on general chat, "mmh nice snow", "hehehe roflol a snowhenchman", "I love those gingerbread guys on the wall". Shortly I saw people chatting: "euh, snow?" "wtf I don't see gingerbread cookies on the wall"
In less then 5 minutes I got spammed with wispers why I was able to see the wintertheme, and all I said was, "Dunno, just logged in" I fooled loads of people, saying I added a SnowHench and kept being dumb why it didn't show in party list, and when party was full I said, omg 5/4 that's cool. I did this for like 3 hours while questing and stuff, and actually there were like 10 people spamming all the time if they could get Eggnogs, Candy Shard and canes from me when I was questing. Pretty cool, and I surely laughted my ass off for a few hours. Omg how dumb can people be. Right now I'm thinking what joke I'll introduce at 1st of April. I ofthen do things in cities, like I did for a while some minigames and giving away money when you finished one, and people really appriciate it. The Winterday joke was pretty succesfull because some people who knew it was a joke, started to act the same as me, so more and more people started to believe me. |
MSecorsky
Some start a rumor about drawf tossing into the nine rings for prizes. :-)
Malice Black
Heh just started a rumor you need all Gwens items to claim the prize
SerenitySilverstar
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Originally Posted by Darksun
ho man.. almost crying here!
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Lucian Flamestrike
For fun while chatting with some guildies I put my paragon into the pen itself and boozed him up on egg nogs.
Should probably start a rumor about getting obsidian holiday armor on that one....
Should probably start a rumor about getting obsidian holiday armor on that one....
Coridan
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Originally Posted by lmiles
But there is no dwarf in district 12 anymore as I managed to kill him for good and make a dwarfskin coat out of him for my Ranger |
I want a mini ME
TheMosesPHD
i'm currently going throughout the ids one by one killing the dwarf over and over :O some ppl are quite angry.
Uzul
I was enjoying some midget-o-cide a few minutes ago, my monk really really hates dwarfs. Somehow I don't get tired of it... ^^
baal and diablo
at this rate next thing ull see is someone going omfg god has inhabited that bird
Kelsey Cain
Hmmmm so no one has figured out what the Dwarf really does yet?
Perhaps you should look more closely at the sign - It doesn't say don't kill the dwarf - it says 'Don't FEED the dwarf'
Perhaps you should look more closely at the sign - It doesn't say don't kill the dwarf - it says 'Don't FEED the dwarf'
Thallandor
ROFL @ this thread, its full of win.
This dwarf thingie is making Wintersdays look like April's fools days come early.
This dwarf thingie is making Wintersdays look like April's fools days come early.
azathothx
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Originally Posted by Kelsey Cain
Hmmmm so no one has figured out what the Dwarf really does yet?
Perhaps you should look more closely at the sign - It doesn't say don't kill the dwarf - it says 'Don't FEED the dwarf' |
Whiplashr
I rarely laugh out loud at *anything* online anymore. I usually find it all imature and puerile. But man, when I saw that picture, I just about fell out of my char laughing. Well f'in done man. The stats just add to it brilliantly. Hillarious.
Mother_Goose
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Originally Posted by Dr Morbius
There's another Winter Dwarf in Ascalon City. And he gave my mesmer a Tardis! This Event Rocks! |
I usually don't comment on pictures much, but yours deserved it.