Goren's stupidity reaches new heights.

Lordhelmos

Lordhelmos

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sentients of Shadow (noir)

Me/E

Tried putting steady stance, desperation blow, and drunken blow on him. He runs up to the dummy and hits drunken blow only to KD himself in the dirt. >.<

Round two. Maybe steady stance was a little to advanced for Goren's penile brain.

So I gave him balanced stance... again in the dirt. T_T

Goren your fired.

Darkpower Alchemist

Darkpower Alchemist

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

NYC

The Circle Of Nine[NINE]

E/N

I use this build for Koss;

[skill=card]"Watch Yourself!"[/skill][skill=card]Riposte[/skill][skill=card]Deadly Riposte[/skill][skill=card]Soldier's Strike[/skill][skill=card]Soldier's Defense[/skill][skill=card]Gash[/skill][skill=card]Healing Signet[/skill][skill=card]Resurrection Signet[/skill]

He has NEVER used the damn stance yet. Getting flattened hasn't even made him use the shout and the stance together. Everything else, he will use, though.

Not Goren dumb, but he has a preference that is quite apparent, even when set to defense or avoid.

Pandora's box

Pandora's box

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Netherlands

Mo/W

Try put it on the 2nd spot, next to Watch yourself.

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

The stuff on the left gets used first btw.

alarico511

alarico511

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

Da Dark Dragon

never chose bonze over brain dude, my norgu is a mad interputer, with the speped of sonic and power of ummmm knuckle or something

Fungus Amongus

Fungus Amongus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare] | [Rare] Alliance

Well, the prelude to the quest where you can get Goren does mention he's basically a lumbering idiot wielding a sledgehammer.