Profession Vector Wallpapers by Aubray1741

Rainbird

Rainbird

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

R/

Great wp's I have the ranger one on my desktop :P (Love my ranger ^^)
Maybe something with the ele,
1. Earth ele w/ mystic regen <_<
2. "I have (low number) of (enourmes number) energy"
3. "I solo teh UW "

Or something :P

Jade_58th

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

Xen of Onslaught

R/E

Rofl...love them, thanks for putting them here, put the ranger on my desktop

Nian

Nian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Finland

R/

Haha! Those are quite nice! Good work there. Hihi the wammo one makes me laugh, now where's my Dismiss Condition...wish it would also wipe out the 'wammo' condition darnit. Too bad they aren't the right size for meh. :7

aubray1741

aubray1741

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

East Coast, USA

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nian
Haha! Those are quite nice! Good work there. Hihi the wammo one makes me laugh, now where's my Dismiss Condition...wish it would also wipe out the 'wammo' condition darnit. Too bad they aren't the right size for meh. :7
Quote:
Originally Posted by me
Currently only publishing them to 1024x768. It's easy to center that image on a larger background/desktop, however, if you set the color to #333333 or [Hue160 Sat0 Lum48 R51 B51 G51] Is there some special size/resolution you need? :S

Nian

Nian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Finland

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by aubray1741
Is there some special size/resolution you need? :S Well my screen resolution is 1680 x 1050 and that's widescreen so the wallpaper image becomes streched horizontally and distorted. I like the monk symbol one a lot. :O

Morag D

Morag D

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2007

UK/Austria

[bone]

P/

lmao - most wonderful! cool style, too

more pleeeez

aubray1741

aubray1741

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

East Coast, USA

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nian
Well my screen resolution is 1680 x 1050 and that's widescreen so the wallpaper image becomes streched horizontally and distorted. I like the monk symbol one a lot. :O There you go:
Linky

Lifeblast

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Some ideas. Admitadely not all great but maybe they'll get you started.

Top Ten things an Assasin Says:
1. ZOMG i just killed you in under 4 seconds.
2. ZOMG i just died in under 4 seconds.
3. Can't touch me, Can't touch me, Can't touch me, @!#$ i'm dead.
4. I'll kill the monk!, %#$@ im dead.
5. I'm not an assasin. I'm a ranger in assasin's clothing.
6. This is either gona hurt you or me reeaalll bad.
7. I just shadow stepped 2 feet away from you, there's no way you can get me now, %#@& im dead.
8. I'm gona pop to the very back of this mob real fast, and see if I can't take on those 6 guys in the back on my own. Hope you can save me monk.
9. At least I look kewl dying.
10. Can I get in a group?

Things a mesmer might say
1. No one understands me.
2. Are there to many frills on my outfit?
3. Using Illusionary weaponry makes me a warrior right?
4. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself. <<<<(empathy/backfire reference)
Why a mesmer annoys you.
1. God i have no energy.
2. God i have no spells left.
3. Grr, i can't cast anything.
4. Grr, i have no adrenaline/cant move.

Things a necro says:
1. I need more corpses, yes, many more corpses, give me your corpses! muahaha
2. You're blood tastes so good.
3. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself. <<<<<(Spiteful Spirit reference)
4. The deaper i cut myself the more you love me.
5. Ping your energy!
6. I'm controlling <X#> minions!
7. Rez your pets! [to himself: so they can die]
8.[To himself: Yes! My team-mates are dying, I finally have corpses!]
9. Look at my lvl 28 Flesh Golem!

Things an ele says.
1. Burn!
2. I'm a fire ele, isn't everyone?
3. Wait for my energy to recharge!
4. @#%$ i'm dazed!

Things a Ritualist Says
1. Boo! I'm a mummy. <<<(NF armor reference)
2. Yeah, thats right, I'm a minion master now.
3. Stay near my spirits!

Paragon.
1. Yay, another nerf!
2. My most marketable skill is screaming at people.
3. Look at me, I'm so shiny all over!
4. You know there's lots of skills to stop my screaming, but you'll never use them b/c they're completely useless against anyone who isn't a paragon.
5. After all the nerfs, I do just enough to not be completely useless.


Things a new player to GW's says.
1. Max lvl 20? WTF is this?
2. 8 skills, wtf is this?
3. Where's the UW/FoW?
4. You mean the expensive armor does the same thing the cheap armor does?
5. Skip cutscenes? No way!
6. I'm gona be a Warrior/Monk!

Morag D

Morag D

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2007

UK/Austria

[bone]

P/

hrrhrr lol-ed very much at the necro and ele things to say

aubray1741

aubray1741

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

East Coast, USA

Mo/

Necro added, because everyone loves /wrist. :P

Ulivious The Reaper

Ulivious The Reaper

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

The Shadowed Assassins

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by aubray1741
Necro added, because everyone loves /wrist. :P aint that the god aweful(sp) truth XD

jademonkeyx88

jademonkeyx88

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2007

N/Mo

Number 3 on the necro one made me laugh.
This one time at one of the ascension missions, my group couldnt get 2 monks, so I decided to be a healer for us instead, and after the mission one of the guys gave me 1k and said I was better than most monks he ever had.

GedLongbow

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

2 things.
1. I loved em all and downloaded em all
2. GOD UR SUCH A N00B U FORGOT THE BEST THING ABOUT THE WARRIORS
Warrior 11-Obsidian Tank? No way you n00b I aint goin ele, im stayin wammo and usin prot. spirt u nubzerz
20 seconds later- $*@& u #*@&( im #*@&in dead u %&$(in n0ub u %($*# stop $*#*ing standin there and rez me u n00b munk i hate u ur gettin banned u prick
(True story that happened, maybe not exact words but close)

Engelszorn

Engelszorn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany

Fallen Angel

N/Mo

Oh yes, Necro made me laugh *Stop hitting yourself*As well as 8. I admit.. it's not pretty.. but corpses are sooo useful. *cough*

*waiting for Necro Wallpaper* Screenresolution is 1600x1200. But I think I can resize the wallpaper myself.

Keep up the good work, those wallpapers look awesome

aubray1741

aubray1741

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

East Coast, USA

Mo/

Ele paper up.
I really like how the symbol came out.

Engelszorn

Engelszorn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany

Fallen Angel

N/Mo

Ah, you already made the necro-wp! Thanks, I'm using it right now

aubray1741

aubray1741

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

East Coast, USA

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Engelszorn
Oh yes, Necro made me laugh *Stop hitting yourself*As well as 8. I admit.. it's not pretty.. but corpses are sooo useful. *cough*

*waiting for Necro Wallpaper* Screenresolution is 1600x1200. But I think I can resize the wallpaper myself.

Keep up the good work, those wallpapers look awesome It probably looks better centered on the same color instead of stretched to fit. If not, I'll resize it for you.

Engelszorn

Engelszorn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany

Fallen Angel

N/Mo

Thanks, already resized it. It looks great on my desktop. I like wallpapers that don't confuse the eyes and are simple in design. Are you a designer or a are you studying design by any chance?

aubray1741

aubray1741

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

East Coast, USA

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Engelszorn
Thanks, already resized it. It looks great on my desktop. I like wallpapers that don't confuse the eyes and are simple in design. Are you a designer or a are you studying design by any chance? Yes, it's a constant learning process. ;]

Engelszorn

Engelszorn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany

Fallen Angel

N/Mo

Thought so

Thermoblaze

Thermoblaze

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

Croatia

New Dragons[NDR]

Mo/

this is great
i just need new wallpaper
thanks a lot

GedLongbow

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPIRIT OF THE SEA
LOL THATS HILARIOUS IM SO USING THAT! I happen to of had a monk and endend up deleteing it because people were such asses thinking I was a slave that if they died it was my fault. they would go "ZOMG I DIED ONLY HAD 4 GUYS ON ME YOU SHOULD OF HEALED ME YOU NOOB MONK" and i happen to have been a great monk. Didn't happen to notice this until now, but Spirt, your a horrible monk. At least you were when i was there with you

Engelszorn

Engelszorn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany

Fallen Angel

N/Mo

Uh.. is this really the right thread for such a statement Ó_o?

Hengist Meldanash

Hengist Meldanash

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

UNI

W/E

Nice work but no love for mesmers?

Solar_Takfar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Nice text, but GREAT graphic design!

Timotheos

Timotheos

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Slovenia

Mo/

WOW! Supah funny^^ You rock!
...Just gimme a mesmer wallpaper
Some ideas: "I'm too pretty to bother with you."
"*Ineptitude* aww, you can't see me! I feel sorry for you!"
"*female mesmer* I'm NOT a dominatrix!"


...yeah i know pretty crap but please make a mesmer wallpaper =3
I'll give you cookies

tenshi_strife

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

E/

lol pretty good but i have to say im not that impressed with the ele one i would prefer some lines like this

Warrior: i do teh leet amounts of dmg!
Ele:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Air Ele: oh noes a war *blinds*
Warrior: damn blind
monk: *removes* no problem
Air ele: *blinds*
warrior + monk: DAMN IT!

monk: 15 energy wow thats expensive
ele: 15 energy WOOT cheap skill.

every other prof: oh a big group, lets try and pull them apart or avoid them
Ele: oh a big group...... NUUUUUUKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE!

and now a knew one about gw:en and destroyers

Ele: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Team: WHAT!?!?!
Ele:they dont burn *cry*
Team: -.-

Angel Develin

Angel Develin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Lions Arch

Minions of Kronos

N/Me

(NO mesmer wallpaper?)
Even on forums ppl forgot about Mesmers.....LOL

Issac

Issac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Earthrealm

W/A

LOl I like them all, really nice.

I Might Avenge U

I Might Avenge U

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

California

R/

I love you man..

Man I gotta learn to vector, I just love that style though.. Pretty Sweet!

boxterduke

boxterduke

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

Walking the ruins of Ascalon

DVDF

Me/

Man this is really great I love it.
I can't wait for the Mesmer one.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Angel Develin
(NO mesmer wallpaper?)
Even on forums ppl forgot about Mesmers.....LOL I think he is making them one at a time, if you read through the thread, he is adding them as he makes them.

boxterduke

boxterduke

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

Walking the ruins of Ascalon

DVDF

Me/

^^^
No wallpaper for other professions yet? especially Mesmers?

Woop Shotty

Woop Shotty

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ruthless Mafia [RM]

Mo/

Also, I guess it's not vector anymore is it?

ravensong

ravensong

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Croatia

Me/

They are all awesome. But the best one is Warrior one by far. I loled so much.

MOAR!

Sjeng

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

W/

Very funny man, I love em. I'd QFT all of those lines haha ^^
Only the one about ranger pets isn't accurate anymore because of Anets lamest ever nerf. (a dead pet is a corpse Anet, c'mon! for lore's sake!)

Yakuza Yuki

Yakuza Yuki

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2007

Tokyo

[剣因剣] a.k.a. Asia

W/

Haha, I love the Ele one! <3

Killaya

Killaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ohio

Fabric of Existence [ohGr]

N/Mo

ROFL @ the warrior one So true. I love them. Very funny.

How about,

Reasons to Hate a Memer
1. You can't get a single spell off
2. You suddenly have no energy.
3. You suddenly have no health.
4. You can't use your elite.
5. You can't use your signets.
6. You hurt yourself when you attack.
7. You hurt yourself when you cast a spell.
8. Your health bar is constantly pink.
9. You suddenly move too slow to catch them.
10. You just got pwnt by a guy in tights and/or a dominatrix.

redant751

redant751

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

NYC,NY

Gods Special Forces (GSF)

R/E

LOL ,Love the wall papers thanks....

mastermaxx1

mastermaxx1

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

R/

God I love the Ranger one cuz a ranger's my main. It's all true!