Ultimate Mending Wammo. (Joke)

druggedchimp

druggedchimp

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Before I explain this idea I had... Realize that this build is more of a joke than anything; I just thought that it was funny.

2X
W/Mo's
Skills:
1) Mending!
2) Succor
3) Watchful Spirit
4) Lion's Comfort
5) Generic Adrenal Attack Skill {E}
6) Generic Adrenal Attack Skill
7) Generic Adrenal Attack Skill
8) Generic Adrenal Attack Skill

Attribs:
Healing - 8
Probably Axe - 12 + 1 + 3
Strength - 10 + 1
The rest in tactics (+1?)

So basically, they cast the enchants on one another, then go crazy.
6 Regen, a bit of healing, plus some decent damage. I'd love to see this run.

Stormlord Alex

Stormlord Alex

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Dec 2005

Beyond the Forest of Doom, past the Cavern of Agony... on Kitten & Puppy Island

Soul of Melandru [sOm]

W/E

Blah... drop Healing for Smiting and maintain Strength of Honor on each other instead

::Edit:: That might actually be an effective waste of -1 regen by comparison to Mending... oh my.

druggedchimp

druggedchimp

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Brilliant! Though, that takes away the whole Mending whammo aspect of it. Kinda.

Edit: "That might actually be an effective waste of -1 regen by comparison to Mending... oh my." What?

Tingi

Tingi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

You forgot Healing Breeze!

and Healing Hands!

:P:P

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

You don't have a hard res.

Wacky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Trans Tasman Alliance [TTA]

Me/

You're missing "I will avenge you!", you know in case one of them dies. And you really should have frenzy without a cancel stance. And Healing Hands as the Elite!...and...

druggedchimp

druggedchimp

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Lol Wacky! I knew this would be a fun thread

Isileth

Isileth

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

R/W

Hilarious, no one has ever made a thread like this before! A real comic genious this one

Exterminate all

Exterminate all

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2007

In a house

Not Behind My Back [Back]

W/

Well, no res.

Take away all the attack skills and just stay alive LMAO

Put in healing hands, healing breeze stay alive for ever imo

Heh i am going on right now and trying this build in some AB xD

Naf Olbaid

Naf Olbaid

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Exterminate all

Take away all the attack skills and just stay alive LMAO
that made me lol

MisterB

MisterB

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Planet Earth, Sol system, Milky Way galaxy

[ban]

W/

Hmm, this looks familiar. Why not just go all the way, and get rid of those annoying and useless attack skills? Everyone knows, sorry "nos," the warrior is the, er, "teh" most important character in the party, and the warrior's job is to outlast everyone else, right? Oh, and you only need one warrior, because the other lamer is always a n00b. Check out FrogDevourer's Super Mending Rezzer!

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...highlight=hero

qvtkc

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Wow, nice build! I have a suggestion...

8) Generic Adrenal Attack Skill -> Flail
Maybe 4) Lion's Comfort -> Rush

The result? 6 health regen and 33% attack speed increase, sounds familiar Damn, it's too bad that Frenzy is energy powered...

And to all the people complaining about no rez: The build has MENDING, ok? These guys just won't die!

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos
You don't have a hard res. Silly! You don't NEED a res!! Wammo + Mending = Invincible!

*sigh* some people need reminding all the time!

ScorpiusX

ScorpiusX

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

Hitching a ride on the road to nowhere a.k.a. Yorkshire, England

Children of Melandru [HOPE]

You're all looking at this wrong you do realise that don't you? 6 health regen why thats awsome but it could take a while to reheal those lost hp's (we mending whammo's aren't that stupid), what is needed in this case is 55hp armour. Ooh yes and we have to take a monk along too cos even if the other whammo is a total noob and doesn't know a sword from a butter knife we can rage at the monk for letting us die or not healing us (not that we'll need it cos we're 55hp mending whammo's).

Etta

Etta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mancland, British Empire

wow! slowdown let me get a pen a pen to write on this down! mending,...heal sig + frenzy, 55 armor. man! i'm gonna be so l33t thx guys! right off to AB.

Stormlord Alex

Stormlord Alex

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Dec 2005

Beyond the Forest of Doom, past the Cavern of Agony... on Kitten & Puppy Island

Soul of Melandru [sOm]

W/E

Etta, wait! You forgot your sundering fellblade and FDS

Dutch Masterr

Dutch Masterr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Long Island, NY

Elite Knights [SWAT]

W/

umm....this is a mending wammo...wheres the heal sig and frenzy?

=D

ScorpiusX

ScorpiusX

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

Hitching a ride on the road to nowhere a.k.a. Yorkshire, England

Children of Melandru [HOPE]

Heal sig that is just so yesterday we have lions comfort now you know and with 55hp armour and 6 regen who needs it? You can leave it on the same shelf as the jar that has your whamos brain in it. Just remember guys no mending whammo is worth the name if he doesn't run into the enemy screaming LEEEEERRROOOOOYYYY NGJEEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNSSS!!!!!!! roflmao

The Mad Man

The Mad Man

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

W/N

also dont forget to wear your uber knight's armor for the amazing stats!

Swift Thief

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2007

Aatxe Pirates [YaRR]

A/

Or better yet:

Mending
Live Vacariously
Vigourous spirit
Healing hands
Bonnetti's Defense
Dolyaks Signet
Sever artery
Gash

The Last Cruzader

The Last Cruzader

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Who Kicked Down Our [Door]

W/A

Or just go W/P and maintain Mending Refrain on each other >.>

Son of Urza

Son of Urza

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

I'm the guy right behind you staring through your head . . . .

W/

Yeah . . . but everyone knows Mending's awesome. :P

I'm a little scared about the version with lots of adrenal attacks, though- you might actually KILL somebody, which can't be right, because good whammos always have more defense than offense.

Etta

Etta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mancland, British Empire

I was in AB lastnight and thanks to well timing place of mending & watchfull spirit, I was able to stop 3 air eles spiker from killing me! those 55 armor work like a charm.

To bad i didnt have sundering 20/20 fell blade, but i had a near max FDS and i spam it lots of time so people will know that i'm so awesome and not to be messing with.

Marverick

Marverick

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

R/

... you need Hundred Blades! Hundred Blades gives you amazing healing with Live Vicariously and Vigorous Spirit.

Ser Jaremy Ryker

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ontario, Canada

The Crescent Hawks

W/N

Pfftt....

I'm sure the Ultimate Hamstorm build could take this out

jesh

jesh

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

San Diego, CA

Penguin Village

Mo/

Oh lord, not Hamstorm.

jjtrasher

jjtrasher

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

Noobz are us

W/

all i have to say is....... lol!

Lord Nibiru

Lord Nibiru

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Croatia

KoD

Mo/

What?!this is wammo build:

Balthazar's Spirit
Mending
Healing breeze
Vigorus Spirit
Healing Hands
Doylak Signet
Purge something ( 1 signet whit what you lose all hexes and condition but for every 1 you lose 10 energy what is not problem because you have Balthazar's Spirit and you are WAMMO)
and IAS because of Vigorous Spirit
Healing Prayers: 12
Strenght: 16 ( you need it for Doylak Signet and for khm...armor penetration)
Swordmanship: 1 is good enough,you will do very good damage because your 16% armor penetration AND because you are wammo!!!

damit...my best build ever....




And other wammo build:

Mending
Balthazar's Spirit
Healing breeze
Healing Hands
Doylak Signet/Sprint>>wow,something new
Sever Artery
Sun and Moon Slash
Pure Strike

Healing Prayers:10
Swordmanship: 14
Strnght: 10

This build just own.....for REAL,try it in AB,well,it works EVERYWHERE....it is very good damage and you're staying alive...for real...

The Mad Man

The Mad Man

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

W/N

You want 1337 wammo skillz?

mending
watchful spirit
endure pain
dolyak signet
sprint
bonneti's
mark of protection
ressurect

$10 to whoever can run this build without being laughed at XD

ShadowsRequiem

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

actually as a joke in ab I ran a wammo with healing hands :P
16 axe
like 10 str
about 9 healing i think:P
dismember
exe strike
penetrating blow
tigerstance
healing breeze/wildblow
vig spirit
sprint
healing hands


i pwned face. lol.... the best part was when i was in a mob of minions vs a sin another wammo.... thanks to the minions i have about 40 +25s all over the screen ^_^

Thomas.knbk

Thomas.knbk

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

You need Shielding Hands and Reversal of Fortune.
Preferred elite is Spell Breaker. That'll teach those spikers a lesson.

Delta_24

Delta_24

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

R/

Lol, my idea:

Mending,
Watchful Spirit,
Healing Hands,
Endure Pain,
Healing Breeze,
Vigorous Spirit,
Bonnetti's Defense,
Cyclone Axe.

=D

Silk Weaver

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Hong Kong

Romantically Lethal [RoLe]

R/Mo

O/ |--|-*

See that guy on the left? that's all of you lamers, and the right is a dead horse.

Excuse my bad drawing, but you guys aren't the most creative ever. How's something you've heard a billion times already funny? GG for repeating what every other player has said and made fun of before.

Captain Arne Is PRO

Captain Arne Is PRO

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silk Weaver
O/ |--|-*

See that guy on the left? that's all of you lamers, and the right is a dead horse.

Excuse my bad drawing, but you guys aren't the most creative ever. How's something you've heard a billion times already funny? GG for repeating what every other player has said and made fun of before.
ty vm man

these idiots don't seem to realize that it was funny back when people actually ran it wondering what was wrong...