Best guild names

Mitchel

Mitchel

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

Almkerk, The Netherlands

P/W

Lost Our Virginity To Gwen [paid]

Div

Div

I like yumy food!

Join Date: Jan 2006

Where I can eat yumy food

Dead Alley [dR]

Mo/R

Guess who fails at game balance [izzy] is a classic

...and Your Math Teachers [MATH] zomgzomgIWAYNOOBzomg

Dr.thug1230

Dr.thug1230

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

D/Mo

I guess im going to use this for my guild now
Getting With Gwen is real [EZ]

Ascendant

Ascendant

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2007

In a hole

Siege Turtles [ST]

Mo/E

In Soviet Russia Altar Caps you [CCCF]

I think that's the tag...

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

I have an old screenshot of a guild:
Peaches Look Like Butts
Ascalon City Police Department
Ascalon Electric Company

Dr.thug1230

Dr.thug1230

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

D/Mo

this is pretty funny just happened minutes ago

Bloodred

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2007

Playaz Only[PIMP]

W/A

Insert stupid joke here[pathetic]

Bloodred

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2007

Playaz Only[PIMP]

W/A

shitguild and noobs we win[Yey]

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

Your As S Is [GRASS]
You Fail In [Life]
How To Be Leet like [You]

Best thread for 2007. ROFL

RazorEdge

RazorEdge

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

Norway

Soul of Destruction

W/

We are all pretty [Ugly] <- Cracks me up.. ^_^

chowmein69

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

My Nuts [Itch] lol i lost to them in HA.

mikez himself

mikez himself

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

London

Guildless atm.

W/

i really liked these 3 lol:

Stone Summit Stole My [Bike]

Lionz Arch Police Department [LAPD]

Nightmare On Sesame Street [Elmo]

Mike_version2

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

these made me laugh:

Titanic Deck Chair Attendants [SWIM]
Im Selling My Guild on [Ebay]
Ebay Tigers [eT]
Playing Guild Wars and getting [high]

chembaron

chembaron

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Syracuse, NY

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by mikez himself
i really liked these 3 lol:

Stone Summit Stole My [Bike]

Lionz Arch Police Department [LAPD]

Nightmare On Sesame Street [Elmo]
Stone Summit Stole My [Bike] was pretty funny. I also like:

Sieze the Morning [wood]

Lady Frost Bite

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

america

Dark Wing Cadre

N/W

Lost Our Virginity To Gwen [paid] took their name from my old guild which was Gwen Took My Virginity(paid) we disbaned a few months ago so someone else took the name. Getting High With(koss) is just funny, and stash and the guys took about 5 minutes to think of that name you should have heard them on vent trying to come up with it. we have had a few other guild names that are just funny like sesame street mafia(abc). no matter how many times we have disbaned and reformed, we always come back to Dark Wing Cadre.

zelic

zelic

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Newcastle, Australia

Deaths Dynasty [DnD]

Mo/Me

More Bourbon Is [Key]
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lacasner

lacasner

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Time to log our moms are calling[cya]

Really smart people playing a really dumb [game]

if your reading you need to get a [life]

really funny names there

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

We Are Using The Internet [AOL]

Made me laugh.

Traveller

Traveller

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Finland

League of Extraordinary Explorers [LOST] (my one man guild)

Me/

Titanic Deck Chair Attendants [SWIM]
Rurik Drops The [SOAP]
We Will Never Get To [HoH]

Always cracked me up whenever I saw them.

StarchyApple

StarchyApple

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

W/

i was laughing so hard when i saw

Border Hoppers [Spic]

deadmonkey4u

deadmonkey4u

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

Hoser Down[HD]

My former guild

Get Back in the Kitchen[Girl]

Priceykins

Priceykins

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

Heroes Etc [HeEt]

dunno if this guild exisits, or if i jus made it up in my head, by

Zhed Nukes Like A[Pro] is pretty good

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

If U R Pro I Am Holy Spirit [AMEN]

is one of the best ive seen in a while.

AetherBunny

AetherBunny

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2007

Orlando, FL

Vorpal Rabbits [Rabt]

International House of Pwoncakes [IHOP]

Shadow Kurd

Shadow Kurd

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Netherlands

Scouts of Tyria

P/

Thx god i'm not French[German] :P

Thargor

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Battery Operated Best Friend [Vibe]

Funniest name I have ever seen in guild wars. May not be appropriate but it is funny!

Lumen

Lumen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

ex Rule/RFE/Vent/TSF/LaG/aeon

My Favourite:

Lets Disband Again [cya]
Nine Inch Veils [hex]
War Machine [WM]

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thargor
Battery Operated Best Friend [Vibe]

Funniest name I have ever seen in guild wars. May not be appropriate but it is funny!
powered* gg.

ANTICANCER

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

[KSA]

N/Me

best is We got to Hoh using [IWAY] i saw them win a lot back in april 2006 wen i started playing

Leadx

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Netherlands

Lowland Lions [LLL]

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumen
My Favourite:

Lets Disband Again [cya]
Nine Inch Veils [hex]
War Machine [WM]
the Lets Disband Again [cya] makes me laugh when I see it

Pynne

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Canada

Disciples of Sunset [Dusk]

Me/E

I don't remember it exactly, but it was along the lines of:

Woof Meow Quack Baaa Oink [Moo]

Cjad the Nord

Cjad the Nord

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

Deadlight Island

The Silly Nannies [GROG]

R/

In Soviet Russia Altar Caps You [CCCP]

The guild leader is Yakov Smirnoff!

Forgot The Ghostlyyyyyyy [ftl]

Also; to anyone who says the "funny" names are just sad, lighten up. We all know PvP is serous bizness and no fun is allowed, but don't get mad at Plz Check Your Connection [err7] just because they beat your honorably named guild in the Hawls.

Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Toronto

Hopping

Mo/A

Crazy Camel Humpers [Hump]

The Guild got deleted though ><

Divine_Glory

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2006

The Evolution of Eight [Evo]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumen
My Favourite:

Lets Disband Again [cya]
Nine Inch Veils [hex]
War Machine [WM]
Wash Machine [wM] > War Machine [WM]

-Old 3FL-

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

W/

We Want Your Monies [Now]

Dronte

Dronte

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Sep 2006

Gwen Cannot Use A [BFG]
Pretty funny :P

Gredinus

Gredinus

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

N/Me

I thought she was eight [Teen]

assassin of the god

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Sapper's bedroom.Also, New York City.

Bruderschaft Der Verdammnis[BdV]

Mo/

No One[afk] was the funniest name ive ever won halls under.

Sir fredman

Sir fredman

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

Houston, Texas

I American Guild I [iAi]

A/

I Used Charm Animal On Ur [Mom]
We Still Pwn Charr [Char]
We Have Candy Get In The [Van]
Oops Our Infuser Is On [MsN]
Battery Powered Best Friend [Vibe]
I Didnt Know Gwen Was [Ten]
Getting High With [Koss]
Vizier Kilbhron Is The [Lich]

long list, but funny

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

Quote:
Originally Posted by AetherBunny
International House of Pwoncakes [IHOP]

It's International House of Pwn [IHOP]

We faced them in HA b4.