How about a Buff title, to go against being a slobbering drunk, put some gyms in a few towns, after 10000 minutes of working out at 100g a minute you get to be a Mr Universe :-)))
How funny would it look with the skinny old bald Necro wearing Mr Universe, Arnie would be spittn teeth
LvL 1 Mr Puniverse
LvL 2 Mr Wanna be
LvL 3 Muscles from Brussles
LvL 4 I Love Myself
LvL 5 Mr Universe
Hilarious idea. We need more fun titles that you can work for when you have nothing to do.
I can imagine it:
Lvl 1: <Monstername> Hunter
Lvl 2: Slayer of <Monstername>
Lvl 3: Bane of the <Monstername>
Lvl 4: <Monstername> Public Enemy No. 1
Lvl 5: "I made the <Monstername> Extinct"