Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Mike_version2

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Reinfire

Reinfire

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Amsterdam, NL

The Guild of Cunning Artificiers [ANKH]

W/

Quote:
I've gotten to 37 hours straight without AFK time other than restroom breaks Took screenshots all the way through, then got a new PC and lost my screens Nice job on 23 though seriously??????? lol get a life or something

jon0592

jon0592

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Reinfire
seriously??????? lol get a life or something This thread isn't for flaming...

Anyways, it was a few days ago and I didn't take an SS. But I'll never forget...(I even remember how the guy spelt it)

lookin 4 hot elementost lezbanz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ah fun times in Guild Chat and just watching what random people say in towns!

Grubcat

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Team of Oblivious Targets [TOOT]

This was taken at Mescon 2007 on St. Patrick's Day

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some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]



Got permission to post his name.

lucifer_uk

lucifer_uk

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Nottingham, England

The Venerable Truth [TvT] The Venerable Alliance [TvH] [TvL]

R/



Dunno if anyone has seen that image before :-/

Have obtained permission to post names.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Got to love April Fools.



Jumping Is Uselss

Jumping Is Uselss

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

-... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-

Quote:
Originally Posted by lucifer_uk
Dunno if anyone has seen that image before :-/ I've gotten that image before. It happened to me when I got mini-varesh on the day NF went live.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

RA Team. Quite an easy conflict resolution.



You wonder why I'm pessimistic? Because pessimists see the truth behind illusions. The truth hurts.



moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
RA Team. Quite an easy conflict resolution.



You wonder why I'm pessimistic? Because pessimists see the truth behind illusions. The truth hurts.



<3 PUFF :P

and the RA one is nice rofl ^_^

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

I havent posted in a while.

angeleyes

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

R/Me

Roguish Seraph

Roguish Seraph

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Kamadan

[Evil]

Mo/E

MY IGN is Lokii




Thought it was a funny little insert,while my monky was trying to run from a madness titan

Samurai-JM

Samurai-JM

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

The Krimzon Odyssey [KO]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Seifus Halbred
Ah fun times in Guild Chat and just watching what random people say in towns!

ahaha I was there when that guy tried to sell Asura for Kuunavang . i shut him up after a while though

Cherng Butter

Cherng Butter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Maryland

The Mirror Of Reason [SNOW]

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need
I havent posted in a while.
OMGGGGG hahahah I could not stop laughing after I saw the Corsair Seaman screenshot.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

Isnt anet Great?
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/A_Sticky_Operation

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]


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Grotto always has the best discussions.

***
Guildie being emo...

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Guild chat at 2 am. Wee





The joys of being a girl gamer.....

....


In RA a few months ago



Wamo's Ftw...er...



Some people need to realize that people they try to help are probably better off without it

Rainman

Rainman

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

none

P/

aye wont two fram eocts

captainccc

captainccc

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

East Coast =D

Various GvG Guilds...Always Moving

Mo/

I dont have a screenshot and I regret not getting one but anyone here is the conversation

Me: Hey are you comming ---------? Hellooooooo are you there?
Group member: Afk noob
Group member 2: Omfg leecher
Person: Hey my uncle is playing and he's blind ok? He's trying to play.
Me:...what?
Group member: is that a joke?
Person: Wow you guys are as-es. He's blind give him a break.
Me: isnt it kind of hard to play video games when your blind?
Group member: Wow wtf thats stupid
Person: Mabey I can get a group one time that can actually give my uncle a chance eh?
Person has left the game.

I almost felt bad for the guy but...wtf? How can you play guildwars when your blind? I don't get it...

Gear853

Gear853

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Great White North

The Fishers Of Men

N/Me

player: Change your name scru.
me: what's a scru?
player: you
me: mmm no. good day =)
player: ok go die kkthnx


lewl

Frazzy

Frazzy

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2006

Canada

Unavailable

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by captainccc
I dont have a screenshot and I regret not getting one but anyone here is the conversation

Me: Hey are you comming ---------? Hellooooooo are you there?
Group member: Afk noob
Group member 2: Omfg leecher
Person: Hey my uncle is playing and he's blind ok? He's trying to play.
Me:...what?
Group member: is that a joke?
Person: Wow you guys are as-es. He's blind give him a break.
Me: isnt it kind of hard to play video games when your blind?
Group member: Wow wtf thats stupid
Person: Mabey I can get a group one time that can actually give my uncle a chance eh?
Person has left the game.

I almost felt bad for the guy but...wtf? How can you play guildwars when your blind? I don't get it... I really doubt that he was blind...

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/

real screenshots > typed up ones

20 bucks says somewhere you threw in something to try to make it funnier...

besides that, it IS in the screenshot exposition.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

He's a lv. 17 W/Me in the Thirsty River outpost. The chat dialogue is self explanatory.






Miss Puddles

Miss Puddles

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

Shiverpeaks Search And Rescue [Lost]

Me/

the true reason your foundry monk sucks...

Haggard

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by PyrAnkh
Poster above, that would be me
Was in TA, lot of noobcakes around, trying to get a pve friend of mine to HA. Applied a little filtering before invite. Wish my pvp friends would try and get me to HA



What do your guild discuss when there's nothing to talk about?

Noanoa

Noanoa

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Finland

I Need Scissors [Aivo]

Rt/

Great timing on npc speech:

Free Runner

Free Runner

Forge Runner

Join Date: Oct 2005

GW2G

Knights Of The Sacred Light [KSL]

Went over to Tombs to see how it was going and found alittle argument going on. I decided to join in the fun and thsi is my reward.I was laughing at this guy so much.


Red = Egotastic Necro with Defender of the Luxons title
Black = Random people
Green = Swearing


jon0592

jon0592

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Free Runner
Went over to Tombs to see how it was going and found alittle argument going on. I decided to join in the fun and thsi is my reward.I was laughing at this guy so much.


Red = Egotastic Necro with Defender of the Luxons title
Black = Random people
Green = Swearing


Hmm...I think I was there at the time. Is the name *****? Somehow all the big luxon guilds (THPK, GODS, any, one, GoDz) know him...you can find him often in AB.

EDIT: Do not post names without permission. -Swampgirl

Free Runner

Free Runner

Forge Runner

Join Date: Oct 2005

GW2G

Knights Of The Sacred Light [KSL]

Quote:
Originally Posted by jon0592
Hmm...I think I was there at the time. Is the name *****? Somehow all the big luxon guilds (THPK, GODS, any, one, GoDz) know him...you can find him often in AB.
I spent alot of time covering that name!

And i have seen him fighting many times in FA before....but i dont care what guilds know him. It was funny

Having big guilds know you doesnt give you the right to insult everyone around you and act like you know everything.

EDIT: Please don't quote it either. -Swampgirl

Bartuc Galadwor

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Alberta, Canada

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]; [SMS] Alliance

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Haggard
Everyone knows that even if you say Candlejack nothing is going to happen to you, don't be so sil

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006







Our guildie was a slow loader, and after five minutes she still wasn't loaded.


jamesrt2004

jamesrt2004

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Wahey in a Hole

The Knights of Purity

R/



How do you do that O.o ??

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

Quote:
Originally Posted by jamesrt2004


How do you do that O.o ??
Put

[word;template code]

or just put, [Hello;l]

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



I went to see what was up with the new GW build and Gaile said this to someone. I thought it was funny. lern2spel.
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*update after some AB'ing*



Gotta love sins in AB, I killed him once laughed at him and then killed him again after he was coming to get me and then he started talking after the match. Trying to insult someone that agrees with you fails.

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Free Runner
Went over to Tombs to see how it was going and found alittle argument going on. I decided to join in the fun and thsi is my reward.I was laughing at this guy so much.


Red = Egotastic Necro with Defender of the Luxons title
Black = Random people
Green = Swearing


That guy has a habit of showing up in every elite mission possible (On euro side) to flash his titles and call us all noobs. If he gets too annoying just mention the fact that he doesn't know the difference between Blood is Power and Spoil Victor (True story in The Deep: Group leader wouldn't listen to the 5 people chanting "Kick him")... always good for a laugh seeing that little "blue seeing guy" (Not actual name) try to defend himself.

Anarion Silverhand

Anarion Silverhand

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Denmark

None

I joined a PuG for FoW. With no idea what I was in for... My name would be the one not covered.

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

This deserves a mention. Recently, my guild played a GvG vs a guild I will leave nameless. They boasted they were losing cos of 2 DCs, though I counted 7 heads in VoD.

Anyhow, after we won, we spotted this..



How mature. Then he proceeded to go back through the list of people who had said "GG", but us ALL on ignore, then spammed insults (XXXX sucker, XXXX your father, etc etc). He missed ONE of our guildies, and as you can see from the next shot, we were thinking up insults for that last person to spam him.



We had respect for his guild and how well they fought with a man down, but that guy totally ruined their guild image.

Sofonisba

Sofonisba

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Tucson, AZ

The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]

OK this screenie doesn't present me in the best light either... my only defense is that I was taken off-guard by the sudden rudeness out of the blue.

Dunes of Despair. I'm on my monk, finishing up the Tyrian cartography. I was setting up the heroes for saccing so I can explore the bonus area, so I sat around in Dunes for a while... I guess long enough for this turkey to get on my case...

Red = Jerk
Light blue = me
Green = someone I whispered when I saw them saying “lf more for mission, no more warriors”… poor guy…