Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics) - Part II

Lord Reiju Draklor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2007

An apartment

Azz Kicking Association (AKA)

E/Me

13 Apr 2007 at 02:40 - 81

These may be a little late. I took these SS during that one double fame weekend a few weeks back. These may not be really funny, but I was sort of taken by surprise by what was said...

In the following SS, ignore what the people whose names are redded out. The only part you need to pay attention to is the thing posted by the person blued out. There is also a thin blue box surrounding what the person said.

I don't think that monk got too many invites from people/groups...

Same thing as above, ignore red and pay attention to blue. the words that are yellowed out is pretty much self-explanatory...if it isn't, I am not going to explain what the yellow hides.

This...was just plain weird...I think that the second blued person was just trying to make the first blued person to stop spamming.

Brewmaster

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Just a ramblin' man, no place to call home...

13 Apr 2007 at 23:06 - 82

Vampiric Weapons FTW lol

BlackRecluse

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

[Dark]

14 Apr 2007 at 00:35 - 83

if that's dunes of despair than it's understandable

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

14 Apr 2007 at 05:35 - 84

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

14 Apr 2007 at 09:58 - 85

guild chat about FoW armor...

Lord Reiju Draklor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2007

An apartment

Azz Kicking Association (AKA)

E/Me

14 Apr 2007 at 21:16 - 86

I just took the following SS today at Kaineng Center American District 1...

This is what happens when someone:
a.) misreads the quest objective for "A Monstrous Revelation"
b.) hasn't faced or seen too many Am Fah or
c.) is relatively new to the game, or at least Factions.

Needless to say, I thank whoever told the person that you can't buy Am Fah and that they were foes before i did. I was about to, but oh well...

Luxius Lethix

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

Sweden

Krytan Cabbage [Puke]

15 Apr 2007 at 00:29 - 87

I was in Tomb with a b/p party and i'm the monk and we have 3 pets. I have a crappy order necro by my side and this happends when the mm leaves the party:

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

15 Apr 2007 at 01:08 - 88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luxius Lethix

I was in Tomb with a b/p party and i'm the monk and we have 3 pets. I have a crappy order necro by my side and this happends when the mm leaves the party:
Urm..so yeh, hows that funny?

just shows ur a crap monk with no energy management -_-

Luxius Lethix

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

Sweden

Krytan Cabbage [Puke]

15 Apr 2007 at 11:01 - 89

Quote:

Originally Posted by onerabbit

Urm..so yeh, hows that funny?

just shows ur a crap monk with no energy management -_- ??? It's supposed that the order necro gives me energy mangement, and I told him to do it.

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

15 Apr 2007 at 11:09 - 90

I can do an entire tombs run without dropping below 50% energy whilst Monking.

Luxius Lethix

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

Sweden

Krytan Cabbage [Puke]

15 Apr 2007 at 11:30 - 91

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSlayer

I can do an entire tombs run without dropping below 50% energy whilst Monking. Without an mm?

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

15 Apr 2007 at 14:43 - 92

Yes.

Purely 5 energy heals, large amounts of healing (so no noobing around with low-heal spells or high-energy spells).

Signet of Rejuvination.
GolE

There's also a build in which all your Monk skills cost 1 energy, and you have +44 armor.

-Heal
-Heal
-Heal
-Heal/Condition Removal
-Heal/Hex Removal
-Glyph of Renewal
-Divine Spirit
-Kinetic Armor/Extra Heal/Res

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

15 Apr 2007 at 16:55 - 93

ITT Healbots fighting on the intarwebz. Stop Naow.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

16 Apr 2007 at 03:22 - 94

I like my new guild.

Waiting for Jeff to get online.

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

16 Apr 2007 at 18:03 - 95

Oh the joys of GToB...

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

16 Apr 2007 at 18:27 - 96

So apparently when you purchase a new guild hall, it kicks everyone who was in it out of it. (my new hall is nomads, btw)

I'm in ToA on my ranger, when someone keeps spamming for a tank.

He then repeatedly tried to join our group, not noticing I was a ranger, lol.

Xander left the party to go do something then tried to come back.

and two more slightly bigger ones:

All remaining names left in with permission.

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

16 Apr 2007 at 22:23 - 97

Same FoW run as Mango's posts - I think I made Jeff choke, go me!

As seen in Kamadan. I can't really agree, but I can't disagree as well...

With guildies/alliance in Ice Caves of Sorrow:

captainccc

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

East Coast =D

Various GvG Guilds...Always Moving

Mo/

16 Apr 2007 at 22:56 - 98

Red = Burning Coals whammo.

Blue = Me.

Wow...soooo many stupid people out there...

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

17 Apr 2007 at 05:00 - 99

Oh man, Nkah + me = Comedy abound.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

18 Apr 2007 at 03:57 - 100

Tombs, bunch of the rangers just aggro'd everything in sight. - -

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

18 Apr 2007 at 14:37 - 101

I was looking through my screenshots and found some chats I haven't posted yet...

On Easter, our alliance leader decided to use her spare slot and be the easter bunny... (my nickname is Mew Mew, btw)

In AB, I saw this wammo die at least five times, and he was using no defensive skills. So, I decided to give him a suggestion >_>

Good job, Jeff.

All remaining names left in with permission.

Erik Fox

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Texas

19 Apr 2007 at 22:01 - 102

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

19 Apr 2007 at 22:29 - 103

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik Fox

So being nice is always a thankless job, but I hate it when this happens. I'm giving away random weapons to new players, mainly guildless lvl3-7, and this happens. Confuses me, I'm GIVING it away, why do I care whether I'm being 'ripped off' or not?

some ppl just make you wonder O_o

so i decided to take a look at the daggers this guy was spamming about he had appently got valued at 100K, turns out they are some ancint daggers with perfect mods...

Build a bridge and get over it (but i guess you cant without your wood planks XD)

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

19 Apr 2007 at 23:52 - 104

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik Fox

So being nice is always a thankless job, but I hate it when this happens. I'm giving away random weapons to new players, mainly guildless lvl3-7, and this happens. Confuses me, I'm GIVING it away, why do I care whether I'm being 'ripped off' or not?

that guy has probably had the game for at least a year and with the mind set he had there is most likely why he wasnt in a guild

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

20 Apr 2007 at 19:00 - 105

Hi all, long-time lurker here.

Hope you don't mind if I share.

Laura's my IGN. This one's not that funny, just made my jaw drop and I know no one would believe the story if I didn't cap it. Noob in Shing Jea asked for free stuff, I gave my usual response to beggars, and profited mightily. It's worth noting that I don't know the donor from Adam except for a few minutes earlier when I complimented him on his badass armor.

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

21 Apr 2007 at 23:39 - 106

Random people: My anti-logic

Erik Fox

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Texas

22 Apr 2007 at 22:30 - 107

Some people die when they aggro too much while farming, some just get stuck:

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

23 Apr 2007 at 00:58 - 108

Not really funny.. but dont u just hate these type of ppl

he /emotes me, asks the question then /shoos me -_-

and it was a W/Mo in fow armor

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

23 Apr 2007 at 03:40 - 109

First guy can't spell to save his life. second is just ironic.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

23 Apr 2007 at 06:11 - 110

Late night chat in the [GR] guild hall.

Names with permission.

Almighty Burritos

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

My guild hall, where I scavenge for mice and berries

Grenths Rejects [GR] (leader)

Mo/

23 Apr 2007 at 20:34 - 111

:O that naughty mango!

aaaanyways, so jeff had joined my guild as some of you have already inferred(don't worry, you can feel sorry for me later

), and 2 minutes later he goes to taint alliance chat

Next up, I get bored with alliance chat and go to message one of my dear friends, who apparently seems to be in a random mood.

Next little bit is something that I said that made me laugh a little while afterwards <_<

I asked my friend if he needed any materials to help with him getting his armor, and he responded no, plus the following

Was just looking at old pics and found this one that I labeled "Helmet Terrorism" ^_^

And another one where I was acting weird as usual

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

24 Apr 2007 at 03:25 - 112

Ran across this person in the Granite Citadel while partnering up for Defend Droknar's Forge. Making it someplace on your own is apparently that sweet. :P

During DDF, some avicara reached the battle before we did.. :P We probably would've said more, but some of the group was a little aggro-happy and we had to stop and rush in.

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

27 Apr 2007 at 04:09 - 113

Fun times with our favourite monk, Wilhelm

To avoid (or lessen, rather :P ) confusion, W i l h e r n (Akki) is me, W l l h e l m (HiDE) is Xander, and Wilhelm Mae [Monk] is Wilhelm of course ^^

(Guess which is which :P)

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

27 Apr 2007 at 08:32 - 114

New guild, New Alliance, more fun

Blue = Kurzick
Green = Luxons
This = AB of course

AB yet again, only this guy was on our team

Another AC clip xD
and yes... it was an accident

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

27 Apr 2007 at 18:04 - 115

Im a bit confused on this one :S

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

27 Apr 2007 at 20:47 - 116

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike_version2

Im a bit confused on this one :S
I find it sad that I can read that -_-

"You -- Noob. You just lost a great asset. See all of that faction? That was me."

His typing skills are... charming... *chokes*

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

27 Apr 2007 at 20:58 - 117

just caught this in DA a few minutes a go

Erik Fox

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Texas

28 Apr 2007 at 04:44 - 118

Yeah. Tech support during Tombs FTL I guess..

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

28 Apr 2007 at 06:40 - 119

All names in chat are guildies so don't spaz.

It seems to be cake night at Grenth's Rejects.

And my friend Dune Crescent hates emoticons.

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

28 Apr 2007 at 08:59 - 120

Trying to sell my canthan crude axe in LA, and someone PM'd me: