The Bar

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered, weak and weary,
Over to the cooking jar I wondered and found one last delicious bar.
While nodding, feeling happy, suddenly there came a tapping,
As if some one gently rapping, rapping at the kitchen door.
“Someone caught me,“ I muttered, tapping at the kitchen door
Only this and nothing more.


As I ran to close the door,
The family canine got in before.
As I try to make it move,
It sat in front of the kitchen door.
Only this and nothing more.


As I try to kick the dog away,
It then later bit my leg.
As I tried to bear the pain in me,
The dog ran away from me.
Quickly exiting the kitchen door,
Only this and nothing more.


As I went back to the cookie jar,
To look for my delicious bar.
The chocolate inside was gone,
As if it was never in there before.
And on the floor was the wrapper,
Sitting next to the kitchen door.
The dog had finished my delicious bar,
Only this and nothing more.

This is....nevermore was it? or the raven? something of the like. Can not think of the name right now. Edgar Allen Poe I believe.

Very humorous word changes there.

thank you. the originally title was The Raven. it was for a class project, just dug it up somewhere

I saw something like this on "The Simpsons"

here you go

simpsons the raven