The Candy Man

Description-

The candy man uses candy to attack the opponent. Different types of candy will affect the enemy. Many skills will use up health because of they're unhealthy for the body. Candy medication is to help you recover from these health usage skills. The candyman can either be close up with the chocolate or afar with the lollipop.

Beliefs-

There once existed a powerful nation called Candynania. It however was destroyed by a great flood. Survivors crossed many lands and found themselves in Ascalon. In Candynania there was a god named Tac Tic, and all candynanian citizens were believers of him.

Attributes-

Chocolate Mastery: Improves your chocolate bar skill's attack and increases the success rate of freezing your opponent in chocolate.

Lollipop Mastery: Improves lollipop skill's attack and increases success rate of a fruit to be launched onto the enemy.

Candy Medications: For every point put into candy medication, you use less hp for skills that use up your health.

Sugar: For every point you put in sugar, you use up more health, however you do more damage.

Weapons-

Lollipop: The lollipop is your wand or staff. It looks like a lollipop and is weilded on your right hand. You can only use your lollipop skills if you have a lollipop equiped. In addition, when you use a skill, there is a success rate of 1-5% for there to be an orange, a lemon, an apple, a strawberry, or watermellon to fall onto the opponent.

Chocolate Bar: The chocolate bar may have amny types of forms. It may be in a chocolate sword, a chocolate axe, a chocolate stick, or more. Chocolate bar's special feature is its ability to freeze. You may have a 1-5% success rate of immobilizing the enemy in chocolate for 1 seconds.

Armor-

There are 2 different types of armor you can wear. You can either wear the flavor armor, with apple as the hat, lemon for body, orange for legs, watermellon as gloves, and strawberry for boots. Or you can wear chocolate armor which is chocolate helm, chocolate body, chocolate legs, chocolate gloves. In addition, you cannot put any upgrades on any of these armors. You must buy a candy sack to put on your back. Upgrades can only be put on the candy sack.

Skill Examples-

Chocolate Mastery:

Chocolate Palace {Super Elite} A chocolate palace is summoned and it drops on the opponent. Deals a massive 1000 damage. If it misses you die.

Suicide Chocolate Bomb {Super Elite} Run into a group of enemies and click the skill suicide chocolate bomb which looks like a red button. Blow yourself up. It kills everyone around you.

Lollipop Mastery:

Wrapper Wrap {Super Elite} For infinite seconds, wrapper wrap smothers the enemy with a big wrapper of a lollipop. The enemy suffocates.

Suck-On-This-Deliciously-Flavored-Lollipop-That's-Really-Delicious {Super Elite} When you use this skill, you sit down and suck on your lollipop weapon. You can stay there as long as you like and you are unharmed.

Candy Medication:

Sugar Free Candy {Elite} All your candy skills do -3 damage.

Sugar:

Pure Sugar Canes {Elite} Increases damage by 800% for 600 seconds, however your health has a degen of 102.

Well, I tried to make this proffession as good as possible, but I really, I mean extremelly really doubt GW will put this on as a job.

Joke CCs don't make me Laugh = (.
But I think would be Hilarious for other Forumers^^.
Also if you're making a Joke Class Try making all skill Mega Over Powered Like.

Lol. Reminds me of my Cheerleader CC, for some odd reason. I spent ALOT of time researching balance for all those fracking skills. >.<

I don't recommend doing the same, actually.

no that is just overpowered add more into it like 0 enrgy cost and spammab;e and very overpowerd.

Okay, this is a constructive forum.... joke concepts shouldn't be allowed here. This needs to go into off topic or elsewhere.

I dunno with the mods but I think Joke CCs are fine^^.

Ditto. My Cheerleader CC didn't get locked when I posted it. And all I was doing was making fun of the Paragon.

Guru needs a sense of humor, anyways. Mods locking this, mods locking that. People trolling this, people trolling that. Lighten up and learn to take a joke once in a blue moon!

Avatar of Confectionaria
Sacrifice 10% Health. Hold a massive Lolipop for up to 15...51 seconds and gain +50...122 maximum Health. Every time you attack while holding the massive sugary treat, you steal 5 health.
10% Sacrifice - 5 Energy - 1 Activation - 15 Recharge

Take that, Bleedman.

The Candyman Can
For 400....800...infinate (Id hate to em wiki that) seconds you can do anything, Use anyskill or weapon break any of the guildwars rules.

I want a candyman =[