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Join Date: Aug 2005

Natis Ignigena

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24 Apr 2007 at 19:12 - 1

I feel short-changed!
Can I get the full-sized deluxe model too?

Gregslot

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Me/

24 Apr 2007 at 19:27 - 2

Holy crap! hahahahahahaha

Dougal Kronik

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ontario, Canada

Glengarry Fencibles

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24 Apr 2007 at 19:29 - 3

lol, just evolve him to Hearty Goren.

Diablo???

Forge Runner

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Seattle

SPQR

N/R

24 Apr 2007 at 19:32 - 4

what the heck?

Buttermilk

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2006

Zealots of Shiverpeak [ZoS]

Mo/

24 Apr 2007 at 19:57 - 5

Oh god. Goren with an even smaller brain. Terrible x]

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

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24 Apr 2007 at 20:21 - 6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dougal Kronik

lol, just evolve him to Hearty Goren. Dude, you have officially earned the title "Best Comment Ever" from me. Now excuse me while i laugh for another 10 minutes...

Realm of Fiery Doom

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2007

Realm of Fiery Doom

24 Apr 2007 at 20:24 - 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dougal Kronik

lol, just evolve him to Hearty Goren. When I told his pea-sized brain to attack, he stripped and started dancing

Caoimhe

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

24 Apr 2007 at 21:06 - 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buttermilk

Oh god. Goren with an even smaller brain. Terrible x] Is that even possible? I mean, can a guy even have a negative brain?

tenshi_strife

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

in sardelac getting yelled at.

Angels of Strife[Aoc]

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25 Apr 2007 at 23:24 - 9

could i get a model with a green pole in him too?.... that might be what impairing his thinking..... or its the steriods.... yep its the roids...

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

26 Apr 2007 at 14:55 - 10

I lol'd

1234

tommarrow

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Shyft Machine [MYTH]

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26 Apr 2007 at 20:43 - 11

Sometimes size does matter.

Rainman

Lion's Arch Merchant

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none

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27 Apr 2007 at 20:48 - 12

goren shrunk cos his hammer leaks radiation...

Fallen Hunter

I Saw That

Join Date: Mar 2006

The bushes

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28 Apr 2007 at 01:03 - 13

I'm assuming the big one is the cinematic goren at the end of the Dasha Vestibule mission. I don't know why they are different sizes though

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

29 Apr 2007 at 18:29 - 14

Pshhh you guys are so stupid. That guy on the right isn't Goren, that's Mr. T with armor. Everyone knows about the Passive Skill: Aura of Da T.

Aura of Da T: As long as you have this skill in your skill bar, all things within a 200...Infinite mile radius are shrunken half their size because you are so intimidating. (Attb. T Magic)

Sheesh don't you guys know your Elites?!

Lint

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

In a house....

bleh

29 Apr 2007 at 19:53 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by GedLongbow

Pshhh you guys are so stupid. That guy on the right isn't Goren, that's Mr. T with armor. Everyone knows about the Passive Skill: Aura of Da T.

Aura of Da T: As long as you have this skill in your skill bar, all things within a 200...Infinite mile radius are shrunken half their size because you are so intimidating. (Attb. T Magic)

Sheesh don't you guys know your Elites?!
-_- ...........

vlein

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2006

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

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29 Apr 2007 at 23:14 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by GedLongbow

Pshhh you guys are so stupid. That guy on the right isn't Goren, that's Mr. T with armor. Everyone knows about the Passive Skill: Aura of Da T.

Aura of Da T: As long as you have this skill in your skill bar, all things within a 200...Infinite mile radius are shrunken half their size because you are so intimidating. (Attb. T Magic)

Sheesh don't you guys know your Elites?! tried just a little bit too hard there

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

30 Apr 2007 at 11:17 - 17

lol...
Uhh I mean...WHAT CHU LOOKIN AT, FOO'?

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

30 Apr 2007 at 12:08 - 18

The big one thumped the small one with the hammer for being a copy cat

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

30 Apr 2007 at 15:35 - 19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dougal Kronik

lol, just evolve him to Hearty Goren.
lmfao! Great comment!!!

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

01 May 2007 at 22:02 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diddy bow

The big one thumped the small one with the hammer for being a copy cat

then why wasnt the small one holding a bushel of chipmunks?! EXACTLY! you people need to use logic! the only REASONABLE answer is Mr. T!!

Quid Pro Quo

Wilds Pathfinder

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02 May 2007 at 01:51 - 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by GedLongbow

then why wasnt the small one holding a bushel of chipmunks?! EXACTLY! you people need to use logic! the only REASONABLE answer is Mr. T!!

Alright.. your going a bit far with a joke that kind of failed at the start.

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

02 May 2007 at 11:49 - 22

coming from a guy with an emo goth necro for his picture?

Taala

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

02 May 2007 at 11:56 - 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by GedLongbow

coming from a guy with an emo goth necro for his picture? Yup, it really was that bad.

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

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02 May 2007 at 12:33 - 24

Lets not go widely off topic here, which is where this is heading.