A funny thing happened at work the other day

Markaedw

Markaedw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

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A lot of people in our office play GW, and we talk alot about it. I was describing to one of my woman collegues what we do in PvE as "We go out, do quests and misssion, earn money to buy better armor and equipment" and I showed her some screen shots of some of the armor and weapons that I have and some that I want.

She summed up what I was doing as "playing barbie dolls".

It took me a little while to sink in, but in a way she is right.

What is the point of barbie dolls; buy clothes and accesories.

What is the point of GW; buy armor and weapons, and kick butt to do it.

chris_nin00

chris_nin00

Dun dun dun

Join Date: Aug 2005

Reddit Guild

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That's a good analogy.
But I think of it more as playing with Action Figures. It's more manly that way.

In Guild Wars we want the best armor stats/looks. For Barbie the best armor is no armor .

Hahahhahahaha.

kvndoom

kvndoom

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Communistwealth of Virginia

Uninstalled

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Barbie ain't never put on a suit of armor and mercilessly slaughtered hordes of Imps, drank their blood, and collected their hearts for trophies. 'Nuff said.

LifeInfusion

LifeInfusion

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

in the midline

E/Mo

Right... and Unreal Tournament is like when you fight for clothing on sale...

Seriously, what about the PvP??? Categorizing GW as a "dress up" game is pretty disappointing.

benmanhaha

benmanhaha

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere!!!

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by kvndoom
Barbie ain't never put on a suit of armor and mercilessly slaughtered hordes of Imps, drank their blood, and collected their hearts for trophies. 'Nuff said.
You know what? Barbie is supposed to show girls that they can be anything they want. Well, where the heck is gladiator barbie? I think thats discrimination. Barbie can be a cold-blooded killer if she wants to.

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

Quote:
Originally Posted by benmanhaha
You know what? Barbie is supposed to show girls that they can be anything they want. Well, where the heck is gladiator barbie? I think thats discrimination. Barbie can be a cold-blooded killer if she wants to.
introducing Necromancer Barbie, she kills, summons, and exploits corpses!! Now Comes w/ 2 sets of 15k armor!!

megalomaniac_mutant

megalomaniac_mutant

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

End of the Universe

My guild name not know you must.

well i gotta say that you have a point....i think you ruined GW for me! I feel childish when i play it.....

peace

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BBoy_Manchild

BBoy_Manchild

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Join Date: Aug 2005

dayton ohio

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you said something funny happened, i think you left out that part of the story. hopefully its something involving monkeys or bums fighting outside your office window

hidden_agenda

hidden_agenda

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Join Date: Jun 2005

right... and when was the last time Barbie turned into a homicidal maniac?

the dressing up part is kinda "Barbie-like", but the part about, "Oh, I must have that zealous 5:1 bowstring so I can kill <xxx> even quicker" is not exactly Barbie like...

Here is a new idea for a Barbie theme: "Oh, Ken, let's go and shoot up the neighborhood so I can buy myself that new pair of pumps..."

Krugz

Krugz

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Join Date: Dec 2005

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The reason everything seems so odd from that point of view is because life is that way in general, heck you could say war is just like a bunch of little kids fighting over nothing .

eom

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

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yeah, let me know when barbie farms skulls.

Lasareth

Lasareth

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Join Date: Jun 2005

Somewhere between Boardwalk and Park Place

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Originally Posted by eom
yeah, let me know when barbie farms skulls.
Seeing that would make my day

DFrost

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Ultima Thule

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Wondering what dye to use for my female monk's robes occasionally damages my masculinity like a swift kick in the groin.

Juicey Shake

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Jungle Guide

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CA

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@DFrost: Yes, yes, and /yes again.....

Krugz

Krugz

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Join Date: Dec 2005

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lasareth
Seeing that would make my day

Enjoy.

Siliconwafer

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Australia

Shameful Spirits

You DO know, that GW was advertised as a PvP focused game, where the aim was to kill the other team? It quite obviously didn't turn out quite that way, although PvP could be like action figures or something. But with tactics, mind you.

DFrost

DFrost

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Siliconwafer
...But with tactics, mind you.
Kind of like those IWAY Kens that never really caught on.

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by kvndoom
Barbie ain't never put on a suit of armor and mercilessly slaughtered hordes of Imps, drank their blood, and collected their hearts for trophies. 'Nuff said.
i dont know how you play with barbie dolls, but when i play with GI Joes and barbies they sure did

Murder In China

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You don't see Barbies trying to slaughter each other in 8v8 battles.

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

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I don't do it to buy armor I just like to kill stuff

Viruzzz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder In China
You don't see Barbies trying to slaughter each other in 8v8 battles.
1 isn't good. if you have 16 barbie dolls thats kinda sad :/

Ultimate_Gaara

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

My character are in no way related to barbie... that is until i get that red jeep my sister had a long time ago..... so ill justs sit here and think about how cool that would be... hint hint Anet

master_ranger_matt

master_ranger_matt

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Salt Lake City, Utah.... no im not mormon

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you cant waster your money on black dye for barbie.

Thy Shadow Wolf

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Psh, I can see barbies duking it out in an 8v8 GvG... I mean, how do you think they got those burnt arms? Rodgort's Invocation.

Digitalblast

Digitalblast

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Join Date: Apr 2005

Calgary AB.

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Quote:
She summed up what I was doing as "playing barbie dolls".

It took me a little while to sink in, but in a way she is right.

What is the point of barbie dolls; buy clothes and accesories.

What is the point of GW; buy armor and weapons, and kick butt to do it.

playing barbie dolls takes more imagination. I like to think of it as GI joe, but whatever floats your boat.

ecirbaf

ecirbaf

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/Me

I bet your female coworker devours women's mags and the stories about all sorts of personalities, and popular people. How's that different? We're obsessed about people. Playing Barbie dolls in GW is not much different than reading about Brad Pitt's latest haircut or getting a ticket for the latest girl's band concert... Look at today;'s reality TV shows... if that isn't BARBIE DOLLS on TV !!

Roza

Roza

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Amsterdam

The War Masters

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A game that allows you to play with a Barbie Doll (or GI Joe), dress it up, paint it's clothes, pick a weapon and then take it into GvG with a clever build and your guildies talking tactics and joking in your ears while swinging your Axe or throwing your spells around sounds like a pretty cool game to me. When is it out?