Join the cast of STARNEWS23 on their newest adventure(s)!
HAPPYcat Productions presents to you episode six of the Guild Wars mock-news machinima STARNEWS23. In this episode, the people at STAR:report on the second-year celebration and new second-year miniatures
make fun of John Johnity John John John
Continue their five-part series, the LEGACY OF GWEN
Also, in the days ahead, the Administrative Powers of STARNEWS23 are planning a number of staffing changes to be made for the next news broadcast, affectionately referred to as "EPISODE SEVEN." Expect that sometime in the future (instead of, say, the past).
Now, for the download links!
YouTube stream
MySpace stream
GWonline* stream
Low quality download (29.2MB)
High quality download (70.1MB)
* = some other URL
As is always the case, feedback is welcomed either here or at the official website, where you can also find episodes one through five, previous episodes and, coming in the weeks ahead, bonus videos.
STARNEWS23 Episode 6: Fiery Tempered Eight Year Olds
TRUEgamer
Unlucky Slayer
Very funny stuff. 
Cant wait for the next episode.
Cant wait for the next episode.
SPIRIT OF THE SEA
Lol Funny As Always
TRUEgamer
Holy.... crap....
Maybe I should clean the videos up a bit more
\/ \/ OK, I won't. But now knowing that the DEVELOPERS watch Star... I'm going to get in touch with them.
Unlucky Slayer
No. Dont clean it up... Dont sell out!
Mournblade
It wouldn't be nearly as funny without the momentary crudeness!
THANK YOU FOR MORE MELODY!!!
THANK YOU FOR MORE MELODY!!!
Eroth
ROFL!!!!
"Check this out"
"AHH JESUS! NOT THE EYE! NOT THE MOTHER F***ING EYE!"
can see why gaile won't give out the link. still funny as hell.
"Check this out"
"AHH JESUS! NOT THE EYE! NOT THE MOTHER F***ING EYE!"
can see why gaile won't give out the link. still funny as hell.
KANE OG
Very funny stuff. Still, I can get banned from Guru for a week for telling Ms. Gray she's full of sh*t, while these guys can rattle off "Fvck fvckity fvck fvck" at will.
Odd.
Keep up the good work people, and please don't clean it up.
KANE
Odd.
Keep up the good work people, and please don't clean it up.
KANE
Durge Ironbreak
Ask Melody if she would calm the language in order to appease the GW Devs .. I think you know what the answer would be .... !!
Another great ep ( getting a nice lil collection going here, even has its own folder on my HDD ) keep them coming, cant wait for the next one.
Another great ep ( getting a nice lil collection going here, even has its own folder on my HDD ) keep them coming, cant wait for the next one.
Spike
Great ep as allways thanks and look forward to the next one.
Durge Ironbreak
PS ... Knowing how much Melody hates all small ( cute to some ) annoying things please oh please send her to the Asurian homeland to conduct some ( ahem ) interviews.
In the interests of science extensive research has to be done to see if the pain threshold of Asurians is proportionate in body size to that of wintersday Elves.
Just a thought ....
In the interests of science extensive research has to be done to see if the pain threshold of Asurians is proportionate in body size to that of wintersday Elves.
Just a thought ....
Liberations
I hear ya Kane, I hear ya man. She is full of sh*t sometimes but a lot of the times she is good. It's too bad ArenaNet, like every other corporation, is stuck in the rotting, inescapable pool of corporate BS. They do reach out to us, which is more than most complanies do.
Don't bleep it out or anything like that please. It wouldn't be the same. Just make sure it's noticed all over the fansites. It's understandable that ArenaNet wouldn't want to put it on the website.
Awesome epsisode, keep them coming.
Don't bleep it out or anything like that please. It wouldn't be the same. Just make sure it's noticed all over the fansites. It's understandable that ArenaNet wouldn't want to put it on the website.
Awesome epsisode, keep them coming.
amish lifeguard
Wanking Waters Bwahahaha <3
gondoran
That is awesome!!! Great work!! Keep it up