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Fred Kiwi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

[cola]

31 May 2007 at 18:29 - 1

this guy must be desperate:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...56&rd=1& rd=1

ive heard of people selling toast and their souls on ebay...but this is pure dedication.

Edit: link fixed

WarKaster

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

Los Angeles

SlingBlades

D/Mo

31 May 2007 at 18:34 - 2

"This listing has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number. If the listing was removed by eBay, consider it cancelled. Note: Listings that have ended more than 90 days ago will no longer appear on eBay."

I just like how who ever wrote that message when developing the page mis-spelled Canceled.

Fred Kiwi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

[cola]

31 May 2007 at 18:36 - 3

hmmm...still working for me

Spazzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

USA

Team Asshat [Hat]

Mo/E

31 May 2007 at 18:38 - 4

That's not what it says.

Quote:

Behold! For a rare opportunity has made itself known! For one time only I shall be your humble servant obeying your every whim within the fine lands of guild wars!

You shall have access to my many talents:- the sport of player versus player! a fully serviced set of characters to help you with missions and quests, and to farm for you or with you (you shall receive 100% of the spoils), and maybe even teach you in the many arts of Guild Wars!

Don't pass up such a bargain!
Farewell, your humble servant.

When you have won and paid you shall receive my email address and in-game names and we can arrange a date to your liking.
If you are not satisfied with the time I am your slave then we may organize another time, but up to a sensible amount (easy, slave driver!)

I will not be held liable by eBay or Arenanet or NCsoft Intl. for breach of End User License Agreement as no virtual item or service is being sold through eBay Europe and the bidder is bidding purely for my time to be spent playing, and if this listing is removed by ebay staff then I will hold Ebay Intl. liable for misconduct.

Nuclear Eclipse

Banned

Join Date: May 2007

31 May 2007 at 18:38 - 5

It's been removed... tell us what it was or post a screen shot.

sph0nz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

none.

W/

31 May 2007 at 18:39 - 6

Would it happen to involve a personal slave?

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

31 May 2007 at 18:40 - 7

(copy the item number 270125241156 into the search on ebay and it still works)

Spazzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

USA

Team Asshat [Hat]

Mo/E

31 May 2007 at 18:40 - 8

It hasn't been removed; you guys are just bad at internet.

I will screenshot tho.

Screenshot: http://la.gg/upl/gwslave.jpg

explodemyheart

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Indiana

Gui1d War스 P01ic트 [Pr으]

Mo/

31 May 2007 at 18:40 - 9

It's no longer working for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarKaster

I just like how who ever wrote that message when developing the page mis-spelled Canceled.

Canceled and cancelled are both correct.

Thargor

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

31 May 2007 at 18:43 - 10

That is just sad. Honestly man GET A JOB!
The best part of the whole thing is his BS disclaimer.

Quote:

I will not be held liable by eBay or Arenanet or NCsoft Intl. for breach of End User License Agreement as no virtual item or service is being sold through eBay Europe and the bidder is bidding purely for my time to be spent playing, and if this listing is removed by ebay staff then I will hold Ebay Intl. liable for misconduct.

Love that he will not be held liable for breach of EULA.
Yeah you go ahead and hold ebay responsible, good luck with that.
Oh how I love to look at stupid ebay auctions.

Disclaimer: I will not be held liable for breach of EULA for any reason.

Now that I am immune to Anets powers where can I get one of those fancy bot programs to get rich?

VitisVinifera

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Northern California

HoTR

N/Me

31 May 2007 at 18:51 - 11

I will not be held responsible for breaking any laws when I disregard all of them for personal interest. I will instead hold the United States government responsible for any damages or losses caused by me.

think that might work?

VanDamselx

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Buffalo, NY

[TTBH]

31 May 2007 at 19:06 - 12

Wow, people are desperate for money. Or maybe a justification for their addiction? "I swear Mom, some dude has bought me on eBay and now I must be his in game slave."

Mournblade

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2005

Houston, Texas

Dawn Treaders [DAWN]

W/Mo

31 May 2007 at 19:42 - 13

And someone has bid nearly a dollar! Let the riches flow forth!!!

Deadlyjunk

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Fisherman's Haven

Endangered Species List [List]

W/E

31 May 2007 at 19:47 - 14

Lol, fun guy...

Just on a side note:

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarKaster

I just like how who ever wrote that message when developing the page mis-spelled Canceled.

Canceled or cancelled are both correct, depending on whether you're writing American or UK English, I think

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

31 May 2007 at 19:56 - 15

lmao how sad

mazik

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

31 May 2007 at 20:08 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by VitisVinifera

I will not be held responsible for breaking any laws when I disregard all of them for personal interest. I will instead hold the United States government responsible for any damages or losses caused by me.

think that might work?

I think you're on to something....to court I go!

Loki Seiguro

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

IGN: Scarlet Test Ace

We play Isketch in [HoH]

E/

31 May 2007 at 20:30 - 17

huh he has a bidder for like .67 euro cents

Lydz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Cape Town, South Africa

The Crazy Dragons [TCD]

E/Mo

31 May 2007 at 21:03 - 18

HAHAHA that's brilliant. Someone needs a life lol! The bid is .47 euro cents actually :P

mazey vorstagg

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Nodnol

Meeting of Lost Minds

E/Mo

31 May 2007 at 21:23 - 19

well he is rich.

Did it say how long he would be a slave for?

at least it's nicely worded

Absinth187

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

32??45′26.49″N, 97??19′59.45″W

Some Like It Hot [sake]

31 May 2007 at 21:29 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarKaster

I just like how who ever wrote that message when developing the page mis-spelled Canceled.

At least he didn't misspell "misspelled."

Looks like the guy has sold his slave services before too.

Smile Like Umean It

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

E/Rt

31 May 2007 at 22:12 - 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thargor

That is just sad. Honestly man GET A JOB!
The best part of the whole thing is his BS disclaimer.

Love that he will not be held liable for breach of EULA.
Yeah you go ahead and hold ebay responsible, good luck with that.
Oh how I love to look at stupid ebay auctions.

Disclaimer: I will not be held liable for breach of EULA for any reason.

Now that I am immune to Anets powers where can I get one of those fancy bot programs to get rich?

LOL I loved that. Especially the part where he holds EBay liable for misconduct if they remove his listing.

WarKaster

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

Los Angeles

SlingBlades

D/Mo

31 May 2007 at 22:46 - 22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Absinth187

At least he didn't misspell "misspelled."

Looks like the guy has sold his slave services before too.

I just like to hyphenate things for some reason.

and the link works now....but I agree with everyone else....dude needs to get a job.

TwinRaven

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

01 Jun 2007 at 02:19 - 23

Personally, I like it better than the 1/2 eaten bowl of soup I saw in ebay last year. Boredom and peculiar bouts of semi-creativity often go hand in hand...How much should I bid? There's only 2 days left...damn it, now I gotta figure out the exchange rate...

erkun

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

D/A

01 Jun 2007 at 03:06 - 24

I wouldn't call this addiction. That guy is utterly lazy and deserves a lot of spanking from his mom.

chembaron

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Syracuse, NY

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/

01 Jun 2007 at 03:10 - 25

If only I could get paid for playing video games.

chembaron

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Syracuse, NY

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/

01 Jun 2007 at 03:13 - 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinRaven

Personally, I like it better than the 1/2 eaten bowl of soup I saw in ebay last year. Boredom and peculiar bouts of semi-creativity often go hand in hand...How much should I bid? There's only 2 days left...damn it, now I gotta figure out the exchange rate...

My favorite ebay item was a ghost in a bottle - just an empty bottle.

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

01 Jun 2007 at 03:15 - 27

rofl. This guy is pro.

GhostRaptor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2005

Brighton, UK

01 Jun 2007 at 03:17 - 28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadlyjunk

Canceled or cancelled are both correct, depending on whether you're writing American or UK English, I think

Yeah. The former is American spelling, the latter is pretty much 'rest of the world' English spelling.

Miral

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Hell. AKA Phoenix, AZ

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

W/A

01 Jun 2007 at 03:26 - 29

Quote:

Item Specifics

Condition:
Used

Fwahahaha he's not even in mint condition!

LONGA

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

Thailand

Agot

N/

01 Jun 2007 at 06:15 - 30

Thats looks like a GW escort for lonely GW ladies.
Maybe a BDSM partner if thats an avalible option in GW

Friday

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

[DVDF]

01 Jun 2007 at 08:09 - 31

meh.... maybe he is just bored silly with the game and trying to find a funny way to make it more interesting for him.

mmmm ... my husband professes to be bored in-game at the moment.... mwahaha

Etta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mancland, British Empire

01 Jun 2007 at 08:17 - 32

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostRaptor

Yeah. The former is American spelling, the latter is pretty much 'rest of the world' English spelling.

G'day. Mr. Alex Weeks. How's it going in Aus?

countesscorpula

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Gwen Is [EVIL]

N/

01 Jun 2007 at 08:40 - 33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lydz

HAHAHA that's brilliant. Someone needs a life lol! The bid is .47 euro cents actually :P

Actually, the money type is in Pounds, not Euros. That's what the odd looking L represents. Euros have an odd looking E.

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

01 Jun 2007 at 11:42 - 34

hilarious...

what really is funny is how did u find this? lol joke
personal slaves for the win....