This thread is obviously inspired by the "This! Is! Kryta!" warrior shout skill (that I won't go into too much detail for the agonizing pain it brings all those who are tired of the reference).
Here, post your funny/wacky jokes for a laugh. It's not supposed to be realistic or even possible. Just funny.
Reality (10 energy) - Hex. Target foe gains thick glasses and gains "Nerd" condition. If target foe is chasing a female player, that player is knocked down every 3 seconds, and if player is interrupted while casting a spell, all other players laugh at him for 8 seconds.
Chuck Norris (30 energy) - Stance. You win, unless Chuck Norris is playing, in which case you will be roundhouse kicked in the face and your account will be closed permanently.
Britney Spears (10 energy) - If you are male, you instantly get hitched and become the rave of all your friends. If you are female, you lose your virginity... again.
Joke Skill Thread!
Hawkeye
copper-elf
I lol'd so hard first time I saw this: Best Shout Ever!
Thomas.knbk
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I lol'd so hard first time I saw this: Best Shout Ever!
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But, isn't forest actually forrest? like with double r?
Government Flu
Well, I personally think that SHAMELESS PLUG! Whoa, what was that?!
Excerpt from Guild Wars Flameseeker Parodies, Chapter 3:
King Adelbern’s Amazing Awesome Build:
Strength: 0
Tactics: 0
Swordsmanship: 0
Axe Mastery: 0
Hammer Mastery: 0
Regency: 1,000,000,000 (+1 + 3)
Glutton’s Defense (Elite)
Taste of Cake
Summon Squire
Block Artery
Lackluster Attack
Healing Sores
Fracture Hip
Enraging Nap
Use Glutton’s Defense at the start of the battle to gain +24 armor while wielding a giant ham. If you take too much spike damage quickly cast Taste of Cake for a quick health boon. When you gain enough sweat, use Block Artery on the enemy. Equipping a hamburger will yield optimal results on the enemy, followed with Lackluster Attack. You should cast Healing Sores for additional health mid battle since Taste of Cake has a long recharge time. If you suffer from a hex, use Fracture Hip to negate it. (Note you will be crippled and have deep wound, so only use this if you have a degeneration hex on you.) Finally, cast Summon Squire to have him do all the work for you and then use Enraging Nap to gain +100 armor and +10 regeneration.
Excerpt from Guild Wars Flameseeker Parodies, Chapter 3:
King Adelbern’s Amazing Awesome Build:
Strength: 0
Tactics: 0
Swordsmanship: 0
Axe Mastery: 0
Hammer Mastery: 0
Regency: 1,000,000,000 (+1 + 3)
Glutton’s Defense (Elite)
Taste of Cake
Summon Squire
Block Artery
Lackluster Attack
Healing Sores
Fracture Hip
Enraging Nap
Use Glutton’s Defense at the start of the battle to gain +24 armor while wielding a giant ham. If you take too much spike damage quickly cast Taste of Cake for a quick health boon. When you gain enough sweat, use Block Artery on the enemy. Equipping a hamburger will yield optimal results on the enemy, followed with Lackluster Attack. You should cast Healing Sores for additional health mid battle since Taste of Cake has a long recharge time. If you suffer from a hex, use Fracture Hip to negate it. (Note you will be crippled and have deep wound, so only use this if you have a degeneration hex on you.) Finally, cast Summon Squire to have him do all the work for you and then use Enraging Nap to gain +100 armor and +10 regeneration.
-Deviance-
"Gank" - Shout - 4adren: While attacking a monk foe that is standing still and not trying to kite, you attack 33% faster and deal +12...50 damage. As well as knocking the foe down every 3 seconds.
"Butt Buddies" - Shout - 4 adren (stacking): For each ally adjacent to you, you gain +24 armor and +3 health regeneration for 2...10 seconds, but all area-of-effect spells deal 33% more damage. Each player that uses this skill stacks on all adjacent allies.
Auto Infuse - Spell - 10nrg: Lose half of your health. When activated the lowest percentage health player will be infused for 100...138% of your health loss.
Listen Harder - Signet: For the remainder of the match whenever someone is yelling at you through a team communication application, you gain +200 armor, +9 health and energy regeneration, and automatically rank spike a pheonix at them. Your character also automatically does every command they yell at you with precise timing and without any energy or health loss to you. Once you finally somehow lose the team play, your communication application sends automated laughs and bickering through their ears for the remainder of the day.
"Butt Buddies" - Shout - 4 adren (stacking): For each ally adjacent to you, you gain +24 armor and +3 health regeneration for 2...10 seconds, but all area-of-effect spells deal 33% more damage. Each player that uses this skill stacks on all adjacent allies.
Auto Infuse - Spell - 10nrg: Lose half of your health. When activated the lowest percentage health player will be infused for 100...138% of your health loss.
Listen Harder - Signet: For the remainder of the match whenever someone is yelling at you through a team communication application, you gain +200 armor, +9 health and energy regeneration, and automatically rank spike a pheonix at them. Your character also automatically does every command they yell at you with precise timing and without any energy or health loss to you. Once you finally somehow lose the team play, your communication application sends automated laughs and bickering through their ears for the remainder of the day.
Series
"I Am Iron Man!" Elite Shout. You are blinded for (10... 2) seconds. For (5...20) seconds, you gain +50 armor. You are knocked down whenever a speed boost is applied to you. (ATT: Strength)
Master of Puppets. Elite Skill. Your minions begin burning for (5... 40) seconds. Whenever you take damage, all of that damage is applied to your nearest burning minion. Every minion under your control who is under the effects of burning deals +20 damage. (ATT: Death Magic)
"Respect my Authority!" Elite Shout. Target foe is knocked down and takes (1... 12) damage for each ally you have in earshot. (ATT: Leadership)
"Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Elite Shout. If there is a dead enemy adjacent to you, gain (50... 300) health and (1... 5) health regeneration for 10 seconds. (ATT: Tactics)
"Get Over Here!" Elite Shout. Throw spear at target foe. If this hits, foe is teleported to your location and knocked down. 50% chance of failure with spear mastery 4 or less. (ATT: Spear Mastery)
Tubgirl. Skill. If you are knocked down, all foes in the area are poisoned and diseased for 10 seconds. (ATT: Unlinked)
Headshot. Elite Bow Attack. All preparations are removed. This attack does +(10... 300) damage if it hits and causes bleeding, deep wound, and dazed for (3... 15) seconds. This attack is easily interruptible and takes (5... 3) seconds to activate. You lose all energy. (ATT: Marksmanship)
I Can Dance All Day. Preparation. All of your stances recharge twice as fast for (5... 24) seconds. (ATT: Expertise)
Goatse. Elite Stance. When you activate this stance, all nearby foes are blinded and dazed for (5... 20) seconds. All of your stances are disabled for this time. You suffer from a deep wound and all attacks against you have 20% increased penetration. (ATT: Strength)
Avatar of Leeroy Jenkins. Elite Form. For (10... 75) seconds, you are Leeroy Jenkins. You move 50% faster, attack 100% faster, and take double damage from all sources. (ATT: Mysticism)
Animate Satan. Elite Spell. Exploit nearest corpse to animate a level (1... 666) Satan. You and all your minions become his minions. (ATT: Death Magic)
"You're the man now dog!" Elite Shout. Target other ally gains (50... 300) health. (Att: Motivation)
Master of Puppets. Elite Skill. Your minions begin burning for (5... 40) seconds. Whenever you take damage, all of that damage is applied to your nearest burning minion. Every minion under your control who is under the effects of burning deals +20 damage. (ATT: Death Magic)
"Respect my Authority!" Elite Shout. Target foe is knocked down and takes (1... 12) damage for each ally you have in earshot. (ATT: Leadership)
"Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Elite Shout. If there is a dead enemy adjacent to you, gain (50... 300) health and (1... 5) health regeneration for 10 seconds. (ATT: Tactics)
"Get Over Here!" Elite Shout. Throw spear at target foe. If this hits, foe is teleported to your location and knocked down. 50% chance of failure with spear mastery 4 or less. (ATT: Spear Mastery)
Tubgirl. Skill. If you are knocked down, all foes in the area are poisoned and diseased for 10 seconds. (ATT: Unlinked)
Headshot. Elite Bow Attack. All preparations are removed. This attack does +(10... 300) damage if it hits and causes bleeding, deep wound, and dazed for (3... 15) seconds. This attack is easily interruptible and takes (5... 3) seconds to activate. You lose all energy. (ATT: Marksmanship)
I Can Dance All Day. Preparation. All of your stances recharge twice as fast for (5... 24) seconds. (ATT: Expertise)
Goatse. Elite Stance. When you activate this stance, all nearby foes are blinded and dazed for (5... 20) seconds. All of your stances are disabled for this time. You suffer from a deep wound and all attacks against you have 20% increased penetration. (ATT: Strength)
Avatar of Leeroy Jenkins. Elite Form. For (10... 75) seconds, you are Leeroy Jenkins. You move 50% faster, attack 100% faster, and take double damage from all sources. (ATT: Mysticism)
Animate Satan. Elite Spell. Exploit nearest corpse to animate a level (1... 666) Satan. You and all your minions become his minions. (ATT: Death Magic)
"You're the man now dog!" Elite Shout. Target other ally gains (50... 300) health. (Att: Motivation)
Frozy
Annoying was Togo : A Weak Ritualist Minion appears near target foe, that minion will keep following that foe, if that minion dies, the foe dies as well.
OI-812
"We Need a Miracle!" - Paragon Elite Shout (Motivation) For every ally in your party below 25% Health, all nearby foes have their current health reduced by half of its current value. If one ally is below 25%, foes have their current health chopped in half. If two allies are below 25%, foes have their health reduced to half of a half of their current health and so on.(75% failure with Motivation < 4)
Avatar of Leet-Tard - Dervish Elite Form. (Mysticism) For 10....60 seconds, your maximum health is set to 1337, you run 50% faster, and you critical hit 50% more often, but you can't communicate to teammates except through idiotic leetspeak, and you cannot cast spells or use skills on allies.
Avatar of Leet-Tard - Dervish Elite Form. (Mysticism) For 10....60 seconds, your maximum health is set to 1337, you run 50% faster, and you critical hit 50% more often, but you can't communicate to teammates except through idiotic leetspeak, and you cannot cast spells or use skills on allies.
FelixCarter
"I Am The Bone Of My Sword!" - Shout. For 10 seconds, the next time each ally within earshot makes an attack, that attack deals an additional 100...220...250% damage. (Attribute: Leadership)
"Shikai!" - Shout. For 30 seconds, you attack and move 10% faster and deal an additional 19...29...31 damage. (Attribute: Strength)
"Bankai!!!!!" - Elite Shout. For 5...17...20 seconds, you attack and move 100% faster and deal an additional 19...29...31 damage. If your target is below 50% Health you deal an additional 15...63...75 damage. Upon every successful hit by you a level 20 celestial attacker is called forth to attack foes. (Attribute: Strength)
Kresnik - Elite Enchantment Spell. Lose all but 5...41...50 Health. For 20 seconds, you gain +3...5...6 Health regeneration. Enemies adjacent to you suffer -2 Energy degeneration and -1...5...6 Health degeneration. When Kresnik ends, you lose all but 40...160...190 Health. (Attribute: Soul Reaping)
Kazāna - Elite Hex Spell. For 30 seconds all your skills are disabled and all ranged attacks against you miss. Target foe and adjacent foes take 20...68..80 chaos damage every 5 seconds. Animated undead and spirits struck by Kazāna are set on fire for 3...8...10 seconds. (Attribute: Smiting Prayers)
Diclonius - Elite Binding Ritual. Create a level 1...8...10 Spirit. Every 4 seconds, this Spirit deals 10...94...115 damage to one non-Spirit foe in the area. This Spirit dies after 90 seconds. (Attribute: Channeling Magic)
"Shikai!" - Shout. For 30 seconds, you attack and move 10% faster and deal an additional 19...29...31 damage. (Attribute: Strength)
"Bankai!!!!!" - Elite Shout. For 5...17...20 seconds, you attack and move 100% faster and deal an additional 19...29...31 damage. If your target is below 50% Health you deal an additional 15...63...75 damage. Upon every successful hit by you a level 20 celestial attacker is called forth to attack foes. (Attribute: Strength)
Kresnik - Elite Enchantment Spell. Lose all but 5...41...50 Health. For 20 seconds, you gain +3...5...6 Health regeneration. Enemies adjacent to you suffer -2 Energy degeneration and -1...5...6 Health degeneration. When Kresnik ends, you lose all but 40...160...190 Health. (Attribute: Soul Reaping)
Kazāna - Elite Hex Spell. For 30 seconds all your skills are disabled and all ranged attacks against you miss. Target foe and adjacent foes take 20...68..80 chaos damage every 5 seconds. Animated undead and spirits struck by Kazāna are set on fire for 3...8...10 seconds. (Attribute: Smiting Prayers)
Diclonius - Elite Binding Ritual. Create a level 1...8...10 Spirit. Every 4 seconds, this Spirit deals 10...94...115 damage to one non-Spirit foe in the area. This Spirit dies after 90 seconds. (Attribute: Channeling Magic)
MithranArkanere
"Stop Triying to Hit Me And Hit Me!"
Shout. For 10..34 seconds, target foe becomes Blind and Dazed, but attacks 50% faster and deals 200% more damage.
(Attribute: Smitting Prayers)
(Hey, it MUST be a monk's skill, XD)
Insurance
Blessing. Next time you would die, Insurance ends, your health and energy are fully recovered and all your skills recharge.
(Unlinked, PvE only, obtained in shrines for 1k)
Underground Fortress
Enchantment. You cast Underground Fortress in yourself. While you maintain this enchantment, you can't attack or use skills, but you are also immune to all attacks, skills or any areas of effect, and you move 99..80% slower.
(Attribute: Earth)
- The animation will show the character popin' in the ground
- You will also be inmmune to ally skills, including shouts, spirits and AoEs.
Shout. For 10..34 seconds, target foe becomes Blind and Dazed, but attacks 50% faster and deals 200% more damage.
(Attribute: Smitting Prayers)
(Hey, it MUST be a monk's skill, XD)
Insurance
Blessing. Next time you would die, Insurance ends, your health and energy are fully recovered and all your skills recharge.
(Unlinked, PvE only, obtained in shrines for 1k)
Underground Fortress
Enchantment. You cast Underground Fortress in yourself. While you maintain this enchantment, you can't attack or use skills, but you are also immune to all attacks, skills or any areas of effect, and you move 99..80% slower.
(Attribute: Earth)
- The animation will show the character popin' in the ground
- You will also be inmmune to ally skills, including shouts, spirits and AoEs.
Diddy bow
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Insurance
Blessing. Next time you would die, Insurance ends, your health and energy are fully recovered and all your skills recharge. (Unlinked, PvE only, obtained in shrines for 1k) |
"Soldier of aspenwood"
1 energy
2 cast
3 recharge
Atrribute:Communing (hey geos well with the rit :P)
For 5...2000 seconds you attach yourself to target ally and take no damage from attacks or spells, you steal 3...5hp from ally per second. But you never win.
*A known bug is if target ally dieswhile under the effects of "insurace" causes the user of this skill to remain dead untill and connot zone out the area if they log out they will find themselves in the same place. Unless rezzed which no one deos anyway
*When two people use this on one another Aspenwood falls into an eternal darkness and is never played again...ever.
*has unusal breakpoints
*One of the few skills never changed by anet since release.
*Unlike most souces of life steling it is accually countered by other skills
Super mega ultra special plasma blast
25 energy
5 cast
60 recharge
Atrribute:Axe mastery
Target foe takes 2...5 lightning damage and is dazed for 1...3 seconds. you are weakend for 15 seconds.
*Heavely nerfed on june 29 due to over use on wammos (i wonder why), anet saw it beind used to much and saw it overpowerd
*has a hidden effect to pemenatly make you lose one braincell upon each use, this can be counterd by using "extend conditions" to increse the daze duration and allow you to use it less
*still beats power shot
yes im very bored XD.
ChyldeOfTheLotus
Well of Mending: Sacrifice 100% of your health. Exploit the nearest corpse to create a Well of Mending for 5 seconds. Allies within the area are enchanted with Mending for 5 seconds.
OI-812
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Well of Mending: Sacrifice 100% of your health. Exploit the nearest corpse to create a Well of Mending for 5 seconds. Allies within the area are enchanted with Mending for 5 seconds.
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Bazompora
Server Paradox: Summon an exact neutral NPC replica of yourself, which has also used all the skills you have used up till 0 seconds before this skill started recharging.
ichigo_panty
Do you love Frenzy?
Shout: All foes in the map gain frenzy for 5-100seconds.
Grenth's Blessing!
Skill: All foes in your radar are killed instantly.
Machine Gun, Not Arrow and Bow
Preparation: For 10-18 seconds, your bow turned into a machine gun and you fire 10 arrows whenever you shoot.
I am noble
Spell: For 11-19 seconds, an AI will control your character. During the duration of this enchantment, your healing and interrupts are prefect.
Goodbye
Skill: Target foe dies instantly.
I Do Not Love Candy...
Chant: Remove all dp from target other ally.
Anet Nerf Stick
Melee: If this hit, the foe attributes points for all section drop by 100 till that foe die. This attack does no damages.
I Can Fly
Enchantment: For 30-52 seconds, you cannot be hit by any damages and you cannot hit any target. Ignore all terrains including mountains. When this enchantment end, you drop back to earth and die instantly.
Shout: All foes in the map gain frenzy for 5-100seconds.
Grenth's Blessing!
Skill: All foes in your radar are killed instantly.
Machine Gun, Not Arrow and Bow
Preparation: For 10-18 seconds, your bow turned into a machine gun and you fire 10 arrows whenever you shoot.
I am noble
Spell: For 11-19 seconds, an AI will control your character. During the duration of this enchantment, your healing and interrupts are prefect.
Goodbye
Skill: Target foe dies instantly.
I Do Not Love Candy...
Chant: Remove all dp from target other ally.
Anet Nerf Stick
Melee: If this hit, the foe attributes points for all section drop by 100 till that foe die. This attack does no damages.
I Can Fly
Enchantment: For 30-52 seconds, you cannot be hit by any damages and you cannot hit any target. Ignore all terrains including mountains. When this enchantment end, you drop back to earth and die instantly.
OI-812
"Someone set up us the bomb!" Paragon Elite Shout (Leadership) For 3 seconds, this shout does nothing. When this shout expires, you die, and cause 2000...5000 damage to every foe in radar range.
Thomas.knbk
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"Stop Triying to Hit Me And Hit Me!"
Shout. For 10..34 seconds, target foe becomes Blind and Dazed, but attacks 50% faster and deals 200% more damage. (Attribute: Smitting Prayers) (Hey, it MUST be a monk's skill, XD) |
We need a shout called ''respect my authority!''. Does this game even have a south park reference?
Oh yeah, the 'you got served' if you dance abbadon kinda is I guess, but more is better in this case.
Div
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Well of Mending: Sacrifice 100% of your health. Exploit the nearest corpse to create a Well of Mending for 5 seconds. Allies within the area are enchanted with Mending for 5 seconds.
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So basically they restore this guy and you have a not-blind not-dazed foe that deals four times as much as damage as he normally would for 10-34 seconds? Ok, that sure sounds nice.
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kinda like that auto-infuse skill ^^
Hawkeye
Induce Lag (15 energy) - Hex. Target foe moves 25% of his original speed and will be transported to a random location. The effects end 5 seconds before you cast this spell.
Permaban (15 energy) - Hex. Next time target foe dies, their accounts are removed from the game permanently.
"There is no spoon" - Stance. Until Guild Wars 3 is released, you are able to stop arrows in mid-air and block 100% of attacks. Once Guild Wars 3 is released, you become the ridicule of constant attacks of plot holes by critics.
Trogdor (15 energy) - The burninator.
Kumbaya (20 energy) - All allies and all foes become under the effect of Kumbaya for 30 seconds, during which time nobody can cast spells or skills or attack.. nor would they want to. Also singing Kumbaya helps bring peace and love to the planet, for 30 seconds.
Telefrag (10 energy) - Spell. Teleport to target foe. Target foe is gibbed.
Own (15 energy) - Target player gets owned.
Hot Potato (10 energy) - Hex spell. Target foe is set on fire. Effects do not end until target foe uses an attack skill or a spell which affects an ally, in which case Hot Potato is removed from target foe and placed on ally that that target foe targetted.
(I actually wish they'd implement something like this, but I can't think of a good name)
Feign death (15 energy) - Elite Enchantment. Sacrifice 100% health. For 10 seconds, you cannot be resurrected. At the end of Feign Death, your life is restored as it was when Feign Death was cast without death penalty.
(Another one I'd like to see implemented.. you'd probably wonder what use it'd have, but if you're about to die, this could prove quite handy).
Pointless ( 5 energy ) - Spell. Sacrifice 10% health. Gain 10% health and gain 5 energy.
Permaban (15 energy) - Hex. Next time target foe dies, their accounts are removed from the game permanently.
"There is no spoon" - Stance. Until Guild Wars 3 is released, you are able to stop arrows in mid-air and block 100% of attacks. Once Guild Wars 3 is released, you become the ridicule of constant attacks of plot holes by critics.
Trogdor (15 energy) - The burninator.
Kumbaya (20 energy) - All allies and all foes become under the effect of Kumbaya for 30 seconds, during which time nobody can cast spells or skills or attack.. nor would they want to. Also singing Kumbaya helps bring peace and love to the planet, for 30 seconds.
Telefrag (10 energy) - Spell. Teleport to target foe. Target foe is gibbed.
Own (15 energy) - Target player gets owned.
Hot Potato (10 energy) - Hex spell. Target foe is set on fire. Effects do not end until target foe uses an attack skill or a spell which affects an ally, in which case Hot Potato is removed from target foe and placed on ally that that target foe targetted.
(I actually wish they'd implement something like this, but I can't think of a good name)
Feign death (15 energy) - Elite Enchantment. Sacrifice 100% health. For 10 seconds, you cannot be resurrected. At the end of Feign Death, your life is restored as it was when Feign Death was cast without death penalty.
(Another one I'd like to see implemented.. you'd probably wonder what use it'd have, but if you're about to die, this could prove quite handy).
Pointless ( 5 energy ) - Spell. Sacrifice 10% health. Gain 10% health and gain 5 energy.
Quest_techie
Killing Poke (5e) invokes massive amounts of damage upon target causing them to check their sanity, if sanity is intact no damage is in fact inflicted, if no sanity check in fact returns damage IS inflicted and target dies
Woutsie
Nice thread, nice idea 
From the movie 300:
"Come and get them!"
"Tonight we dine in hell!"
"Blasphemy!"
From the movie 300:
"Come and get them!"
"Tonight we dine in hell!"
"Blasphemy!"
OI-812
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Feign death (15 energy) - Elite Enchantment. Sacrifice 100% health. For 10 seconds, you cannot be resurrected. At the end of Feign Death, your life is restored as it was when Feign Death was cast without death penalty.
(Another one I'd like to see implemented.. you'd probably wonder what use it'd have, but if you're about to die, this could prove quite handy). |
Evilsod
Holy Hand Grenade (15e), Throw a slow moving explosive towards Target foe. Upon impact the grenade explodes, causing 15-165 damage to all creatures nearby. (smiting prayers)
It appears if this is used on a Rabbit on the Factions pre-island it spawns the Black Beast of AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
It appears if this is used on a Rabbit on the Factions pre-island it spawns the Black Beast of AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
OI-812
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Holy Hand Grenade (15e), Throw a slow moving explosive towards Target foe. Upon impact the grenade explodes, causing 15-165 damage to all creatures nearby. (smiting prayers)
It appears if this is used on a Rabbit on the Factions pre-island it spawns the Black Beast of AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH. |
Evilsod
You wouldn't be able to unlock it for use in pre-searing
OI-812
This isn't really a "skill" per se, but I didn't think it merited a thread of its own...
Make it so that you can get drunk and then Plague Touch your drunkenness onto an enemy player.
Make it so that you can get drunk and then Plague Touch your drunkenness onto an enemy player.
Lyssas
"A Swallow?!" (10e) (Tactics) A coconut drops on target foes head, leaving it dazed until it types "european" in chat.
Animate AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHH (e) (15e) (Death magic) Animates the monster of AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHH
Playing with fire (5e) (fire magic) There is a 50% chance target foe begin burning for 2...6...8 seconds, if not, you begin burning for 5 seconds.
"This Parrot Is No More!" (10e) (leadership) If target corpse is exploited the exploiter will die instantly.
"Shaken not stirred" (5e) (Strenght) Removes all conditions from you, you suffer from dazed for 10...5...3 seconds.
"You Are No Longer My Son!" (25e) (strenght) Summon King Adelbern who will point at target foe, if you are lucky target foe will feel sad and try to lead his team away from the map, if you are unlucky, target foe will kill Adelbern.
Animate AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHH (e) (15e) (Death magic) Animates the monster of AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHH
Playing with fire (5e) (fire magic) There is a 50% chance target foe begin burning for 2...6...8 seconds, if not, you begin burning for 5 seconds.
"This Parrot Is No More!" (10e) (leadership) If target corpse is exploited the exploiter will die instantly.
"Shaken not stirred" (5e) (Strenght) Removes all conditions from you, you suffer from dazed for 10...5...3 seconds.
"You Are No Longer My Son!" (25e) (strenght) Summon King Adelbern who will point at target foe, if you are lucky target foe will feel sad and try to lead his team away from the map, if you are unlucky, target foe will kill Adelbern.
The Hand Of Death
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Animate Satan. Elite Spell. Exploit nearest corpse to animate a level (1... 666) Satan. You and all your minions become his minions. (ATT: Death Magic) |
"I Pwn All"
5 energy 1/4 casting time 0 recharge time
Summon Nuclear ICBM at target location, all allies and foes on the map are set on fire for 20 seconds, knocked down for 10 seconds, suffer 1000 fire damage, and suffer from radiation sickness (-10 health and 4 energy degen) for the rest of their charactes life. Effects are reduced depending on range from ground zero and ground zero remains radioactive for the remainder of the game.
(must have access to Abbadon's nuclear stockpile to get this skill)
Evilsod
Rambo (25e), For 15-90 seconds you become immune to all conditions apart from Bleeding and gain 95% damage reduction. Your arrows kill targets in 1 hit. Whenever a female ally dies, you teleport to there location and perform the /kneel emote, when this emote ends, you kill target foe using an Explosive Arrow. (expertise)
Sorry... i couldn't be bothered to include clearing the Ruins of Surmia prison camps using an Attack Helicopter
Sorry... i couldn't be bothered to include clearing the Ruins of Surmia prison camps using an Attack Helicopter
Puebert
"This is Madness!"
Target foe is knocked down and struck with the force of 300 spartans.
Target foe is knocked down and struck with the force of 300 spartans.
Eldin
Make sure to read my "I am woman, hear me roar" one!
Protection of Gwen-
5 Energy
1/2 Second Cast Time
12 Second Recharge
Summons an Avatar of Gwen to follow you around. All allies within earshot of the Avatar have all damage they take absorbed by the Avatar. When the Avatar of Gwen dies, an Avatar of Hwen appears to replace it and do the same thing. When it dies, an Avatar of Iwen appears and so on, down through the alphabet to the Avatar of Zwen. Each time a new avatar appears, all party members are healed for 300 health.
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"All Your Base are Belong to Us!"-
20 Energy
Instant Cast
40 Second Recharge
Shout. For 10 seconds, all allies gain a +5...8 health regeneration and +3 energy regeneration for each shout upon them (including this one). Maximum 2 shouts (it's IMBA enough!). This skill recharges instantly if more than two people are affected by it.
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Signet of Helplessness-
No Energy Cost
1 Second Cast Time
19 Second Recharge
Signet. All foes within compass range are Blinded, Crippled, Dazed, Poisoned, and set on Fire for 20 seconds. For each foe affected, one random ally is given the same ailment. Basically a big war to see who can tank the degen better. Hope you brought condition removal!
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"I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar!"-
8 Energy
Instant Cast
5 Second Recharge
Shout (only affects user). If you are a woman, you gain +8 health regeneration, +50 armor, +2 energy regeneration, a 33% speed boost, and your attack rate is doubled. If you are a man, you suffer from -8 health regeneration, take double damage, suffer from exhaustion each time you attack, lose the ability to move, and have a 10% chance to die of a liver failure immediately after usage. This skill lasts until you pay 7 platinum to Eldin or gain 10,000 "Begging and Crying for Mercy" faction.
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"I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore"-
20 Energy
3 Second Cast Time
1 Second Recharge
Spell. If you are in Kansas, you are teleported out and placed in one of the other 49 states at random. If you have a pet with you, you gain 10 energy.
Protection of Gwen-
5 Energy
1/2 Second Cast Time
12 Second Recharge
Summons an Avatar of Gwen to follow you around. All allies within earshot of the Avatar have all damage they take absorbed by the Avatar. When the Avatar of Gwen dies, an Avatar of Hwen appears to replace it and do the same thing. When it dies, an Avatar of Iwen appears and so on, down through the alphabet to the Avatar of Zwen. Each time a new avatar appears, all party members are healed for 300 health.
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"All Your Base are Belong to Us!"-
20 Energy
Instant Cast
40 Second Recharge
Shout. For 10 seconds, all allies gain a +5...8 health regeneration and +3 energy regeneration for each shout upon them (including this one). Maximum 2 shouts (it's IMBA enough!). This skill recharges instantly if more than two people are affected by it.
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Signet of Helplessness-
No Energy Cost
1 Second Cast Time
19 Second Recharge
Signet. All foes within compass range are Blinded, Crippled, Dazed, Poisoned, and set on Fire for 20 seconds. For each foe affected, one random ally is given the same ailment. Basically a big war to see who can tank the degen better. Hope you brought condition removal!
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"I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar!"-
8 Energy
Instant Cast
5 Second Recharge
Shout (only affects user). If you are a woman, you gain +8 health regeneration, +50 armor, +2 energy regeneration, a 33% speed boost, and your attack rate is doubled. If you are a man, you suffer from -8 health regeneration, take double damage, suffer from exhaustion each time you attack, lose the ability to move, and have a 10% chance to die of a liver failure immediately after usage. This skill lasts until you pay 7 platinum to Eldin or gain 10,000 "Begging and Crying for Mercy" faction.
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"I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore"-
20 Energy
3 Second Cast Time
1 Second Recharge
Spell. If you are in Kansas, you are teleported out and placed in one of the other 49 states at random. If you have a pet with you, you gain 10 energy.
Bazompora
Hot Shot 2 (Bow Attack):If you have a feathered animal companion adjacent to you, your shot moves your companion to target foe's position. This attack cannot be evaded and instantly kills target foe if it hits.
Hyper.nl
"Crash"
Crash active server. All players lose their connection. This skill causes banning.
Crash active server. All players lose their connection. This skill causes banning.
NinjaKai
Avatar of Wicked Witch - For 90 seconds you become a wicked witch. You gain the ability to automatically summon 1 flying monkey whenever you kill a foe. Flying monkeys die when this skill ends. You take double damage from cold damage and triple damage from water magic spells.
dsnesnintendo
Avatar of Noobie: For 15...60 seconds you are enchanted with mending and have a permanent fire storm at your location, but all your ressurest skills are disabled
Madness Combat: For 10-24 seconds whenever a foe tries to attack you with physical damage you grab that foes weapon and kill them.
"Save Me Jebus": Jebus shadow steps to your location and all nearby allies are resurrected except the ugly ones
Avatar of DOMO-KUN: For a s*** load of seconds you are Domo-Kun. You can not be damaged and anyone trying to damage you is lame and takes 700 damage for every second they were attacking you
Animate Anet staff: Exploit target corpse to create a level 8 staff member. Minion doesn't attack for 40 seconds and then only to little monsters.(jk anet does a good job)
"Go TO HELL": Target foe goes to hell
"WHAT THE S*** TACO JUST HAPPENED MAN": ALL Health is reverted back to what it was 20 seconds ago.
Ping your build(disguise): You ping a good build but are still equipped with your crappy build.
"PUG ME": Seven random people are teleported to your location.(from anywhere)
Wariowear: All treasure chests shadowstep to your location.
Head Shot: target foe is blinded and knocked down.
Goomba time: All your attacks are changed to jump on head.
Madness Combat: For 10-24 seconds whenever a foe tries to attack you with physical damage you grab that foes weapon and kill them.
"Save Me Jebus": Jebus shadow steps to your location and all nearby allies are resurrected except the ugly ones
Avatar of DOMO-KUN: For a s*** load of seconds you are Domo-Kun. You can not be damaged and anyone trying to damage you is lame and takes 700 damage for every second they were attacking you
Animate Anet staff: Exploit target corpse to create a level 8 staff member. Minion doesn't attack for 40 seconds and then only to little monsters.(jk anet does a good job)
"Go TO HELL": Target foe goes to hell
"WHAT THE S*** TACO JUST HAPPENED MAN": ALL Health is reverted back to what it was 20 seconds ago.
Ping your build(disguise): You ping a good build but are still equipped with your crappy build.
"PUG ME": Seven random people are teleported to your location.(from anywhere)
Wariowear: All treasure chests shadowstep to your location.
Head Shot: target foe is blinded and knocked down.
Goomba time: All your attacks are changed to jump on head.
McMullen
"YOUR LANGUAGE IS SILLY!" (Shout)
5 Energy
10 Secs Recharge
Leadership
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For 5...20 seconds, target foes language is set to BORK! BORK! BORK! and each time target foe uses a skill it is automatically called out.
"Look! An Eagle!" (Shout)
5 Adrenaline
Tactics
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If target foe is using a skill, that skill is interrupted and target foe is knocked down by the next 1...3 attacks.
Nature Calls (Spirit)
10 Energy
3 Secs cast time
60 Secs recharge
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Nature Ritual, For 35...160 seconds all creatures in range run off for a toilet break at random intervals.
Fun..
5 Energy
10 Secs Recharge
Leadership
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For 5...20 seconds, target foes language is set to BORK! BORK! BORK! and each time target foe uses a skill it is automatically called out.
"Look! An Eagle!" (Shout)
5 Adrenaline
Tactics
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If target foe is using a skill, that skill is interrupted and target foe is knocked down by the next 1...3 attacks.
Nature Calls (Spirit)
10 Energy
3 Secs cast time
60 Secs recharge
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Nature Ritual, For 35...160 seconds all creatures in range run off for a toilet break at random intervals.
Fun..
Henchman
"Gylph of Even Lesser Energy":
Costs 5 energy.
Your next spell costs 5 less energy to cast.
"Keystone Signet" {E}
All of your signets, excpet keystone signet become recharged...
Oh wait.... they have that one already... well its still funny...
Costs 5 energy.
Your next spell costs 5 less energy to cast.
"Keystone Signet" {E}
All of your signets, excpet keystone signet become recharged...
Oh wait.... they have that one already... well its still funny...
OI-812
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Henchman
"Keystone Signet" {E}
All of your signets, excpet keystone signet become recharged... |
Thomas.knbk
Quote:
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Originally Posted by holymasamune
I don't think these skills are meant to be balanced
kinda like that auto-infuse skill ^^ |
reddswitch
Heal Yourself: 5e 1/4c 2r
Enchantment Spell {Healing Prayers}
Orison of Healing replaces a random skill whenever target other ally suffers from a conditon or hex.
Slippery when Wet: 15e 1c 30r
Elite Ward Spell {Water magic}
Create a ward of Slippery when Wet at your current location. For 10...30 seconds non spirit creatures are knocked down each time they move.
Feeling Pretty: 15e, 1c, 25r
Elite Hex Spell {Illusion magic}
The skillbar of target foe and foes in the area is disabled for 10 seconds. For 5...30 seconds target foe and foes in the area are blinded, dazed and weakened.
"Fear my Might!": 8a
Elite Shout {Strength}
For 1...10 seconds you attack 50% faster and gain +1 strength for each foe dispatched.
Enchantment Spell {Healing Prayers}
Orison of Healing replaces a random skill whenever target other ally suffers from a conditon or hex.
Slippery when Wet: 15e 1c 30r
Elite Ward Spell {Water magic}
Create a ward of Slippery when Wet at your current location. For 10...30 seconds non spirit creatures are knocked down each time they move.
Feeling Pretty: 15e, 1c, 25r
Elite Hex Spell {Illusion magic}
The skillbar of target foe and foes in the area is disabled for 10 seconds. For 5...30 seconds target foe and foes in the area are blinded, dazed and weakened.
"Fear my Might!": 8a
Elite Shout {Strength}
For 1...10 seconds you attack 50% faster and gain +1 strength for each foe dispatched.