The Fast Food Junkies were created a year ago - just because a bunch of lovely players (yep, that's me included!
) decided that its time to stop littering the Aspenwood local chat with our countdown for a simultaneous entry!Thus [JUNK] was born!
And now - YOU, the lovely forum user, who is most dashing and smart to top it off (Yep, I know! If I continue to suck up like this I might end up deep in your ***! (Ohh wait - that came out sooo wrong!)
) - have this wonderful and one of a kind chance to be [JUNK] too!So join [JUNK] today and save your marriage!
Join [JUNK] today and stop hair-loss!
Join [JUNK] and loose those 20 pounds!
Yep - anything is possible if you are [JUNK]!
You might even end up doing some PvE!
Because this is where [JUNK] are no junk!
The only PvP we do is Aspenwood with the occasional Alliance Battles - the rest doesn't interest us! We like looking at pretty things and that is only possible by taking that stroll through the Echovald Forest trying to hide from the Big Bad Wolf or trying to find the last spot of water to quench our thirst while vanquishing the Jade Sea! (The doesn't mean we don't do other chapters - on the contrary - but I ADORE Factions - a fact that you might end up hearing daily if you join!
)We love doing FoW or UW - preferably with PuGs - just because we love looking at the stupidity at it's best!
We are Luxon based (and almost completely Euro-server based!) - but do not mind temporarily switching to the Kurzick side so that you can dump your load to advance in your Friends title! Pirates FTW!
Although this doesn't seem like it - we are actually looking for mature players - which most of our members are! But maturity and acting like a baboon don't exclude themselves - one just needs to know WHEN the time for either is!
If you have any questions whatsoever, please do not hesitate to drop me a line either here or in the game - JUST not this weekend because i am busy AFK-ing at the Rings! (like most of the people here - just so that they can at least say that they got lucky somewhere!
)Have fun - and hopefully - we'll smell you later alligator!
(oohh and my IGN: Akhmet Ammit
I'll be the one wearing the red rose!)