naughtiest thing youve ever done in gw

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by reddswitch
Tried trading in All chat a couple times and slapped myself and never did it again.

A bunch of naked or partially naked pvp sessions, male characters.
I seriously might have been in those sessions... I still have screenshots. It started because a guy was 'drownding' in random arenas, and several strong men went to go help. It ended up as an eight hour long naked male characters gay joke.

My guildy who ALWAYS plays as an SF nuker brought Vengeance into a couple PUGs. Even I was surprised about the random death with no enemy nearby situation until he explained in guild chat. That poor sin. XD

Now, for something I did:

I was in the Kurzick AB district, listening to people yell at each other about whose music is better; rap, techno, rock, and so on. I switched to the Luxon side, and I actually said in local chat something about it being quiet and more civil. So I got into my group, and we were all waiting for a match to be found, and someone said 'lfg' in local. His name had 'Jesus' in it, and I merely said something pro-Satan. Right before I was pulled into a match, a MASSIVE atheist vs christian discussion started. I was proud. >>;

Yaga Philipe

Yaga Philipe

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Insanity

Vis Decus Vertus [vDv]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeek Aran
I was in the Kurzick AB district, listening to people yell at each other about whose music is better; rap, techno, rock, and so on. I switched to the Luxon side, and I actually said in local chat something about it being quiet and more civil. So I got into my group, and we were all waiting for a match to be found, and someone said 'lfg' in local. His name had 'Jesus' in it, and I merely said something pro-Satan. Right before I was pulled into a match, a MASSIVE atheist vs christian discussion started. I was proud. >>;
lol, nice. I would've pulled out of the match to go back and watch the discussion (and try and make it an argument)

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaga Philipe
lol, nice. I would've pulled out of the match to go back and watch the discussion (and try and make it an argument)
By discussion, I did mean arguement. Hehe.

Redfeather1975

Redfeather1975

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

Me/

I offered to help a new player do a mission and didnt' try my hardest.
We finished it, but I wasn't trying very hard.

rohara

rohara

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

Rt/

i was on an urgoz run (as the BiP) and this one guy was being a total jerk - just insulting everyone constantly and wouldn't shut up. i refused to BiP him and he started leeching. we lured a huge mob of wardens to him and he died, and we didn't rez him oh how he QQ'd...quality temper tantrum. was mean but he totally deserved it.

Darkobra

Darkobra

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Scotland

Type like an idiot, I'll treat you like an idiot

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by thor hammerbane
Forgot which exact mission it was, one of the RoF missions (where you cap unyielding aura). Anyway, I capped the skill and we were continuing with the mission. It became quite apparent to me that our tank (A wammo) wasn't too good at his job, the usual screwups; aggroing multiple groups, luring them on the squishes, using useless skills like bane signet, etc. I decided I would give my new elite a try, so i rezzed him with unyielding aura. I told him, If you run off again or draw too much aggro, I'm simply going to kill you. He obviously wasnt familiar with unyielding aura, so he goes and starts aggroing. A double click later, That wammo is on the ground. He starts screaming at the monks, saying that we suck and we can't heal. I repeated what i said earlier, and said I would stop maintaining the enchantment if he went out of line again. He didn't say another word during the mission, and was extra careful to not draw additional aggro. We finished the mission without any further problems.

Unyielding Aura-The Wammo Tamer.

I am going to get that skill and go into the most annoying, spammiest groups ever and see how long it takes before they rage quit.

Engel the Fallen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Mo/Me

Unyielding Aura is my worst. Get seven guys up with it, and randomly drop them one by one. Or use vengeance of a MoR mesmer. Good times.

Had some guild chat issues as well. WC in certain conversations is just bad.

Hammer Drawn

Hammer Drawn

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

I touch my henchies in their private places with my magic stick

My heroes get jealous

Wait, that is wrong..... *cries*

undeadgun

undeadgun

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

US

Its Rainning Fame Hallelujah[伞回伞], also as guild leader

N/

i accidentally walked through the Henchmen: Cynn, and i saw the best thing i've never saw in GW.... that was hawt.....

manitoba1073

manitoba1073

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

ManitobaShipyards Refit and Repair Station

(SFC)Star Fleet Command,(TDE)The Daggerfall elite,(SOoM)Secret order of Magi

A long while back I was 55ing UW when a ranger asked me if I could show them how to solo UW. Then as we started I mentioned how fun it would be to have a shadow pop up and strip ur enchants like the ones on the run to Sanctum Cay that pops up. We'll I'm sure you guess why that was a bad idea. Well 2 weeks later we now know what happened.

OI-812

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Somewhere between GW and Fchan on the nets

None

R/D

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrFuzzles
Probably when I realised that the dervish "when this enchantment ends, all adjecent targets start burning" type skills applied to the buffalos which you can't target. They didn't drop any loot though.
Seriously? OMFG, now I have to try that. Fwahaha. Do you like your steak well done?

Iuris

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

W/

Hmm, I guess my two cases of totally losing my temper would count. The one yesterday had me leave my guild out of protest until the guild leader started to take me seriously.

Otherwise, just random banter, some quite puerile ;P

Hyper.nl

Hyper.nl

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Defending Fort Aspenwood

E/

Hm, I guess sacraficing all Olias' minions with an RT skill I just capped.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Not telling anyone I was a smiting monk in Vizunah Square. Half of our team rage-quitted. A couple who stayed seemed to be some VERY resilient Germans...and we were a few seconds off Masters.

Buster

Buster

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Elona

Clan Eternal Legion

D/W

Putting Death Nova on people who who have huge amounts of death penalty.

Sarevok Thordin

Sarevok Thordin

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

W/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
Not telling anyone I was a smiting monk in Vizunah Square. Half of our team rage-quitted. A couple who stayed seemed to be some VERY resilient Germans...and we were a few seconds off Masters.

..........hmmmm........I like

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

Raging SMS in a fiery storm of edrama, because everyone was bad.

Sophitia Leafblade

Sophitia Leafblade

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Dragon Slayer Guild [DSG]

R/

I used Shatter Enchantment Yes im sorry for my Sin! please forgive me Gods of Tryia

dsnesnintendo

dsnesnintendo

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

chinese food

N/Mo

meeting an annoying monk in RA and spending an hour tracking him down in different matches them ressing the hole team with vengence.........they had 1 assassin left so i killed our whole team and said "you've been Dryboned"(My name in game is Super Drybones) then i quit....kinda feel sry for rest of team but screw them it was funny

TheLichMonky

TheLichMonky

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

Does it matter?

Im to good for guilds

stayed up for a week playing, does that count xD

TheLichMonky

TheLichMonky

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

Does it matter?

Im to good for guilds

Does spending 1 week with no sleep playing count? xD

Sarevok Thordin

Sarevok Thordin

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

W/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLichMonky
Does spending 1 week with no sleep playing count? xD
I spent 1 or 2 days no sleep rushing Nightfall with a new Paragon.

I swear I musta been one of the first to complete it from the UK with a Paragon, IT WASN'T HEALTHY FOR ME.

TheLichMonky

TheLichMonky

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

Does it matter?

Im to good for guilds

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok Thordin
I spent 1 or 2 days no sleep rushing Nightfall with a new Paragon.

I swear I musta been one of the first to complete it from the UK with a Paragon, IT WASN'T HEALTHY FOR ME.

That time i didnt sleep, ended me up in the hospital... dam i learned my lesson >.<

Hammer Drawn

Hammer Drawn

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

@ Lich and Sarevok, your posts belong here ---> http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...0178120&page=4 I played 14 hours straight ONCE and never again, I felt like crap.

Lotrfish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

1337ville, California

Generic Name [Tag]

R/

I put 5 superior runes on my mesmer and had illusion of weakness as the only skill on my bar. Went into a couple RA matches and killed myself immediately. One of the warriors in a match actually tried to rebirth me.

Renegade26

Renegade26

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

R/

I had hex with your monk.

hellyea526

hellyea526

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Cornell University

W/

someone was charging an insane amount to run thirsty river using iway so i joined his party as a 55. when he told everyone to die, i ran around messing up his aggro and he couldn't figure out why i wasn't dying...

pigdestroyer

pigdestroyer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Los Chavos Del [ocho]

W/

usually in HA I invite random rankless guys to my groups, ask them to reroll to some other class, obviously when they do come back looking for us we dont accept them. So funny.

luinks

luinks

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

Purple Ravens

Mo/E

rez with unyielding aura with random pugs, and standing in THK when it used to be the noob filter mission, rejecting the ton of invites was fun back then

populationcontrol

populationcontrol

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2007

USSR

D/

[QUOTE=Unyielding Aura-The Wammo Tamer.[/QUOTE]

lol wamo domestication

jaymat

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Lack of Talent [Luck]

hmm... lets see

making a guildie solo monk for 5 frenzy warriors + sin and warrior hench in viznah square and getting masters

making that same guildie solo monk for the dasha vestibule mission and getting bonus

havok019

havok019

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2007

HdCr

W/Mo

Going into The Deep, I made a mistake and took the wrong portal. It wasn't my first time, I just wasn't really paying attention at the time. My bad. Well naturally everyone went into a tantrum "OMG! Noob! WTF?! Kick that guy!"

Realizing that I'm going to get kicked anyways if I resign and we get back to town, I decide to break up the group that took about an hour to form.

They start resigning and tell me to resign. "How do I resign?" I say several times. Muhahahah.

I tell em I'm not resigning and then I begin the warrior batman dance until they all rage-quit and leave.

G4ymBoy

G4ymBoy

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Larqh View Post
I'll just say.. Whatever is DONE in whisper chat, STAYS in whisper chat.
You know it baby!

Quote:
Originally Posted by luinks View Post
rez with unyielding aura with random pugs, and standing in THK when it used to be the noob filter mission, rejecting the ton of invites was fun back then
Mmm good ole days, I loved the monk strike. (GW vet points to those who were there).

MithranArkanere

MithranArkanere

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Nov 2006

wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo

Heraldos de la Llama Oscura [HLO]

E/

Once a stupid wammo that loved to kiss monsters under sliver armor while they were surrounded by two necromancers worth of minions dared to critize my healing as a healing prayers monk, while the protection monk was busy... protecting the necromancers.

You can't expect to survive being the target of 4 massive sliver armor spikes without a little bit of protection... or brains.
So I got indignant and sat right there until he apologized. He didn't so I just Ctrl+Tabbed to read something while I waited untill all the party left.

I don't like much to play as a healing monk, because I tend to be a jack ass that orders around and refuses to heal those that behave like idiots:
- "Don't run too far from the rest of the party"
- "Don't pull so many monsters!"
- "Stop attacking under Empathy if you are blinded!!"
- "Stop kissing monsters under Sliver Armor!"
- "Rargh! You know what?! Screw you! I won't heal you anymore! It's a waste of time!"
And so on.
So I prefer to go Smitin', it's less stressful.

Martin Alvito

Martin Alvito

Older Than God (1)

Join Date: Aug 2006

Clan Dethryche [dth]

Thread necromancy.

In before lolcats.