LF Guild

After being guildless for weeks and finishing work on most of my titles I want to join a guild again.
Here's a detailed list of what I'm looking for, please read all if you're interested - Ignoring all PMs from people who clearly show they didn't read it all from now.Europian -> I'm Dutch/Swedish but I speak English PvE-based -> Not interested in PvPing at all Medium-sized and Established -> Around 20-40 members, with at least ~2/3 active Website and/or fairly active forums Mature members who know how to spell words such as are, you to etc, correctly! Regular, organized fun (no farming) events to elite areas (UnderWorld, The Fissure of Woe, Ancient Tombs of Primeval Kings, Urgoz, The Deep, Domain of Anguish!!!) -> without constantly having to run boring cookie-cutter crap <- IMPORTANT!!! No/Minimum use of Teamspeak/Ventrilo -> Can't use because both microphones I own are broken, and don't want to miss all the fun -> I love typing Some members interested in doing Hard Mode missions/Vanquishing Not a guild with some stupid or weird guildname/tag -> =s Allegiance -> I prefer Kurzick, but it doesn't really matter if your guild is what I look for and it's Luxon
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To sum it up: a mature, medium-sized guild, that likes to organize fun (no farming) runs to high-end PvE areas (including Domain of Anguish) AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.

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I'm not sure if a guild like this even exists...but ok...
And 1 more thing XD, I'm looking to join a GUILD, not an Alliance! I don't want to see things like this in chat:
Me: "Anyone wanna team up to kill a Mallyx?"
Guild: "use alliance chat lol"
A guild should be independant in my opinion, I don't want to rely on Alliance all the time. Having to ask for 1-2 Alliance members to fill the last spots on a party, I don't mind, but I don't want to see +3/4 of the party with Alliance members.=s

Ok, now for the boring part, a bit about me...
Finished most of my goals already (I'm Very Important, Legendary Guardian, Cartographer, Skill Hunter, Sunspear, Holy Lightbringer etc.) Also finished about every quest in the game...except for the ones in the Domain of Anguish (Mallyx the Unyielding -__-), because I can't find a party that accepts me.
I'm hoping to find find a guild that enjoys such challenges without having to rely on boring cookie-cutter setup. Well, I don't mind if others want to run cookie-cutter builds, just don't try to force me running that Obsidian Tank build, because that's got to be one of the most boring builds ever made.
What I can offer is help and advice on Normal/Hard Mode missions/quests, giving advice on builds, tactics or areas, helping people with comparing maps to see what parts they're missing, etc. I love to play with human players instead of always doing stuff with henchmen/Heroes...
Unfortunately I'm going back to school next month, and won't be able to play during weekdays then. In weekends I'd just like to have some people to chat with and play Guild Wars; Eye of the North with or do some other cool things. Since most of my friends have quit, it's getting lonely without guild.=\

Anyway...that was it. I know it's pretty long, sorry =(, and I congratulate you if you've made it here with reading it all.XP If you think your guild can offer this, or at least most of this, then please PM me ingame or here on GuildWarsGuru.