Vyldan's Create-a-Skill: Paragon shouts that reflect the grievances of leadership.

As a Paragon, there's nothing more satisfying than an organized party. Too bad the general public is anything but organized. People are not exactly inclined to listen to any attempts to coordinate the party. In fact, some of them may mistake you for an ignorant blow-hard that's just barking orders without a clue as to what he's doing, and proceeds to do exactly the opposite of what you suggest.

Unfortunately, Paragons represent motivation and not discipline. Plus any shout of this nature would be abused to all-Hell, but that's beside the point. A man can dream, can't he?


"Listen Up!"
Elite Shout
15e, 10r
For 1..2 seconds, all of your shouts last 10..40% longer. The status icons for your shouts relocate themselves to the center of the screen and increase in size by 10%.

"Hey, Quit It!"
10e, 20r
For 15 seconds, once an individual enemy attacks you 7..3 times within 5 seconds, that enemy suffers from weakness for 5..15 seconds and this shout ends.

"Not That Way!"
5e, 7r
For 2..5 seconds, target other ally is slowed by 10% when moving in the direction he is facing when this shout is used, and moves 15% faster when moving in the opposite direction or towards the caster.

"Stop Dying, You Cowards!"
Elite Shout
10e, 20r
For 8..15 seconds, the caster gains 2 energy regeneration if there is a dead ally within earshot, and 1..3 health regeneration for each dead ally within earshot (max 8 regen). The caster's resurrection skills recharge 25..50% faster.

"Wrong!"
5e, 2r
Target other ally is knocked down. If this skill interrupts the target, they gain 100% of that skill's energy cost and that skill recharges a cumulative 2 seconds each time that skill is interrupted with "Wrong!"

"O Noes, Not More Bots!"
5e, 1r
Next time target other ally creates a thread on a forum complaining about bots that thread is deleted automatically.

"You Stupid Wammo!"
The entire map shifts back to how it was before target Warrior/Monk aggroed the huge mob on the horizon.

Rofl, love the Stupid Wammo one.

Leech's Bane
Hex Spell
5e, 15r

For 60 seconds this hex does nothing. When Leech's Bane ends, target ally takes 25..100 Damage for each second spent stationary.

Here's one for UW I came up with a few months back..

Don't Get Us Wiped Noob!
For 10 seconds, party members are unable to accept quests.

"Hay guyz wher I stand?"

For 10 seconds, whenever a party member with less than 80AL is struck, that player is teleported to the nearest allied monk.

"Looking For Group!"

For 30...120 minutes you are ignored unless you are a monk, elementalist or warrior.

"To the forums!"
Anytime someone can't figure something out they are transported to guru to post 3..5 thread asking a question explained in a sticky or answered in the first page

Wrong forum
A counter to suggestions being posted in the wrong forum! :P had to

lollawllawnmower
When faced against a noob, wammo, 55 monk, touch ranger or a idiot, that foe falls down and is mocked by spirits for 5-10sec.

R - Quick Miss - Elite Bow attack. Shoot an arrow that flies 100% faster than normal and misses.

A - Assassin's Other Promise - Lead Attack. You Die.


W - "This Mission Is Timed" - Shout. You hafta run ahead.

"Learn To Play!"

Target foes hex spells are disabled for 4...6 seconds for each hex spell on his bar.

"Form Ranks!" (5e, 15 sec recharge)

All casters are moved to the side of the aggro circle OPPOSITE the red dots.
This skill will not affect players who have 55 or 105 maximum health.
(this counters the casters who run on ahead and get killed before they can do anything).

"I'm going for the title!"
(10e, 10 sec recharge)
Anyone who has reached lvl 18 without dying is moved to a random location in the map, outside the aggro circle.

"Ping your skills!" (15e, 90 sec recharge, Elite)
For 10...20 seconds, All players have useful skills for their classes and for the area in which they are found. (no more mending, wammo.)

"Teh Skill."
5e, 1 sec recharge
You can only use this skill in outposts. Kill all male and female Monk primaries for 13 seconds. If you kill 5 Monks with this skill, you gain 5 energy for each killed. After the 13 seconds of death, Monks are resurrected with empty skill bars and placed at Outpost exits as normal. This skill does not effect Monks with 3 Heros or at least 3 Henchman in their party, and does not effect Monks partied with Human players that are also within a guild. This skill can only work once on a single Monk every 10mins. If a Monk is effected by this skill, leaving the outpost in any fashion will null this skill's effects from all sources for 1 hour.

Lead the bots to death! good bye bots~~~ ANET WE HAVE THE ANSWER TO BOTS! let the players clean the mess!! muahahah seriously though, if you mess up a bot's path of code would it not be disabled for a good amount of time? Players could help

"Get a clue!"
10e, 25r
For 10...30 seconds all party members attack your target.

"OMG WTF dude!!!??"
5e, 15r
For 5...20 seconds, party members gain +100 health and +10 energy whenever one party member aggroes a silly large group of enemies.
When this shout ends, all party members (except the one who pulled aggro) are returned to login screens.

"I have the power to boot you!"

15e 30r

Instantly kicks idiot out of group and replaces them with Henchmen of same class and level.

"It's A Trap!"
For 5 seconds your teammates actions do not cause your team to wipe out.

"#%(*&@^#!!!

0e 0r

You rage quit the game, uninstall Guild Wars from your computer, and send numerous e-mails to Arenanet and NCSoft saying "Diediediediediedie".

The Wrath of Anet 25e, 3sec, 1000 recharge.

This skill can only be used once per update. When you use this skill, your player instantly dies. Select a target foe. For however long it takes for Anet to make a skill balance, that other player is forced to keep that current build template. He must also never complain about it or his computer will explode in a fiery blaze.

LoL, I liked the "Wrong!" skill.

I'd like:

"AFK Be Gone!" - Instantly replaces player with a hero.

Bane of HB

5e, 60r

The next time target player enters a Hero Battle as a primary assassin, that player is automatically switched to a Shock Axe Warrior, and may not play an assassin again until he can kill 10...60 actual foes.

Signet of Anti-whine
0e 0r
For EVER hehe people will stop whining and will automaticly team up with henchman/heroes/guildies instead of PuG's and get things done for a change in a respectfull and organised manner!