Biggest Guild Wars Mysteries

Here's mine:

Who was Witman?

...and what was his folly?

ya the names are spelled differently (and thus why it didnt come up on my wiki search) but that certainly looks like the best candidate. thx!

how can a lvl 5 human thing beat all those baddies to map? I don't get it....

He had his lvl 20 guildmates carry him

Who was Foible and why did s/he run a Fair?

Why do all the names that won the boss branding contest sound like they are for characters that have an IQ of 32?

This is rhetoric and doesn't need an answer!