Female characters have lost a few pounds
RPGmaniac
That's the only reason I could see for this thread still being up.
freakdaddy
you know what i noticed that my female warrior has been hanging out with my female ranger alot more. another thing that startled me was when i logged on last night my female warrior was sporting a mullet and was listening to melissa ethridge...weird
baz777
My female Ele is a bit top heavy.
We need an in game exercise bike to firm her thighs up, (legs are really skinny, I suspect rickets myself).
We need an in game exercise bike to firm her thighs up, (legs are really skinny, I suspect rickets myself).
moko
this is made of epic win O_O
fenix
I heard they modeled the female Ritualist after Moko :O
I Might Avenge U
Haha They Will Never Close This Post!
haggus71
If you get the Krytan armor, you can see just how nice the ele's legs and ass look. Nice junk in the trunk.
Never...NEVER...will this thread die.
Never...NEVER...will this thread die.
fujin
This thread changed the way I think. If there's a post about female characters, it's only a matter of time until it becomes a post about breasts.
demonblade
If you are offended by the looks of the female character because you are a female and don't like the company promoting thin and athletic looks, or your case, anorexic; then I too can be offended by the looks of the male characters because I am a male, MY KEG IS JUST FINE THANK YOU! =P
haggus71
Hey! those who are corpulently challenged have role models in Guild wars: Norgu, Little Thorn, Stefan?
Pupu
guild wars new motto.....buy our game, we have BOOBS!
I Might Avenge U
^^ Finally, a motto worthy of this game m(_._)m
Vickie
ROFL this thread was an entertaining read indeed.
But anyway, back on topic and hope I'm not stating the obvious, have you, the OP, checked your screen resolution?
A guildie of mine only recently discovered that she's been running 1280x960 on a 5:4 monitor. Everything was slimmer than they were meant to be. Funny she couldn't stand the characters being fat after she tried the normal 1280x1024, though.
I think she reverted it to 1280x960 and is still using that...
But anyway, back on topic and hope I'm not stating the obvious, have you, the OP, checked your screen resolution?
A guildie of mine only recently discovered that she's been running 1280x960 on a 5:4 monitor. Everything was slimmer than they were meant to be. Funny she couldn't stand the characters being fat after she tried the normal 1280x1024, though.
I think she reverted it to 1280x960 and is still using that...
Jack Burton
Im just a little curious to know why lefty loosey has not replied to any of the comments?
Miss Puddles
if i was the OP, i would probably be eating popcorn with my feet resting on the desk, just enjoying the boob!talk.
I Might Avenge U
Speaking of which, where is said talk?
VanDamselx
Why is it after 2+ years that all these, "OMG I'm female and I'm offended by pixels!!!11!" threads coming out just now? I mean this is fantasy afterall.
Oh wait, hold on... there's a dragon outside my house that needs to be slain.
Oh wait, hold on... there's a dragon outside my house that needs to be slain.
Bouldershoulder
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Originally Posted by Jack Burton
Im just a little curious to know why lefty loosey has not replied to any of the comments?
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1.) Set up post.
2.) Rant and reply a little
3.) Dissapear and watch it turn to chaos
On Topic:
All of this talk about the virtual female bodies of Guild Wars have only recently started popping up. Was it like this a year and a half ago? No...not really...
Oh, and I don't notice a change in them either. If it is a change, it's just between the armor.
RotteN
seriously, this thread is made of win !
Best guru thread i've read in a while
on topic : my toons didn't change at all, my warrior's still the same old self she was 2 years ago.
Best guru thread i've read in a while
on topic : my toons didn't change at all, my warrior's still the same old self she was 2 years ago.
quickmonty
Hey! My male paragon has BOOBS!
Shuuda
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Yukito Kunisaki
My wife is of the sexy 'bulge' variety using the remark 'ample in the right places'.
If they want to make healthy bulgy girls with hourglass shapes [which by wikipedia as well as our doctors state that hourglass women live the longest, thereby proving it's a good form of health], hey, gimme me sexy!!!
W00H00 hourglass b00bs!
If they want to make healthy bulgy girls with hourglass shapes [which by wikipedia as well as our doctors state that hourglass women live the longest, thereby proving it's a good form of health], hey, gimme me sexy!!!
W00H00 hourglass b00bs!
fujin
Lol, just got over 2,000 views, while others don't even reach 100.
Etta
Here in the UK, there's a newspapers that comes free with boobs everyday, 50% of the nation flick to page 3 with boobs every morning. A pair of boobs a day, brighten up your day, as they say.
What was this topic about again?
What was this topic about again?
fujin
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Originally Posted by Etta
Here in the UK, there's a newspapers that comes free with boobs everyday, 50% of the nation flick to page 3 with boobs every morning. A pair of boobs a day, brighten up your day, as they say.
What was this topic about again? |
I Might Avenge U
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Here in the UK, there's a newspapers that comes free with boobs everyday, 50% of the nation flick to page 3 with boobs every morning. A pair of boobs a day, brighten up your day, as they say. What was this topic about again? |
Maria The Princess
well, actually i noticed a change too. i quit GW for a few months, and after i loged on i saw a diffrence. the diffrence is that my rangers arms became more muscular. it might have been a minor graphics update, because she doesnt look any skinnier then she was, but the designers added more detauls and shadows on the body, which might give an illusion of her being skinnier.
VanDamselx
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Originally Posted by Shuuda
I assume you've read them overeacting "OMGIGOSH skimpy female armor" threads. Yeah this whole situation makes me lol, I guess it's because I'm a pervert deep down.
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I mean it's a video game and chances are, some little girl is not looking at this going, "Wow, I wish I had the body of that paragon".
I Might Avenge U
Congratulations Ladies and Gentlmen, for we have reached 2500 view. *clap*
Boob threads Ftw *clap*
Boob threads Ftw *clap*
Heimdallw32
I'm offended by swords! They're clearly a symbol of man's oppression of woman! >_> Or...something...
Trub
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Originally Posted by quickmonty
Hey! My male paragon has MOOBS!
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Fixed.Zomg..EDIT: Man-Bewbz
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PvE Helpful Hint #2299: Male monks are ebil. Get over it.
I Might Avenge U
1k Male Glads... I used to call it nipple armor..
Back in the day when armor wasn't inscriptioned (or w/e you guys call it) Everyone had 1k male Glads..
Back in the day when armor wasn't inscriptioned (or w/e you guys call it) Everyone had 1k male Glads..
rhiashadow
wow...I was just making an observation about the feamle chars on the game and got attacked personaly its not like I was attacking your girlfriend or am I 0o because its obviouse to me that most of the people who replied to this forum and i am guessing that they are male 18 and under and have never even touched a woman and have no clue on how to talk or act around one. Good luck in the real world. With some of your attitudes pixels is about the closest thing you will ever get to a female
Thorondor Port
GOod drunk read tonight thanks guys.
made me giggle alot
made me giggle alot
BLOODGOAT
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Originally Posted by rhiashadow
wow...I was just making an observation about the feamle chars on the game and got attacked personaly its not like I was attacking your girlfriend or am I 0o because its obviouse to me that most of the people who replied to this forum and i am guessing that they are male 18 and under and have never even touched a woman and have no clue on how to talk or act around one. Good luck in the real world. With some of your attitudes pixels is about the closest thing you will ever get to a female
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Faer
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Originally Posted by fujin
Probably enjoying reading this thread.
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Guru Mods like boobs. We like to look at boobs, we like to talk about boobs, we like to joke about boobs. Big boobs, little boobs, OMGWTFDIDSHEDOTHERE boobs; we all have our tastes. But most of all, we like boobs. A lot. Excuse me for a moment.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies .
Okay, carry on then. At least until some mean ol' Q&A mod comes along and shoots us in the faces for this discussion. I heard Q&A mods don't like boobs. I heard they don't like boobs at all.
hlc617
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Originally Posted by freakdaddy
you know what i noticed that my female warrior has been hanging out with my female ranger alot more. another thing that startled me was when i logged on last night my female warrior was sporting a mullet and was listening to melissa ethridge...weird
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my affection for guru has gone up because of this thread, I assure you.
anyway lol I haven't noticed any difference w/ my chars. If they have gotten skinner, it just makes it that much funnier watching little skinny war girls do just as much damage as big ol' fatty war guys
fujin
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Originally Posted by Faer
What can we say?
Guru Mods like boobs. We like to look at boobs, we like to talk about boobs, we like to joke about boobs. Big boobs, little boobs, OMGWTFDIDSHEDOTHERE boobs; we all have our tastes. But most of all, we like boobs. A lot. Excuse me for a moment. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies . Okay, carry on then. At least until some mean ol' Q&A mod comes along and shoots us in the faces for this discussion. I heard Q&A mods don't like boobs. I heard they don't like boobs at all. |
T1Cybernetic
Everyone likes jugs!
