GROG - Are you a casual player who enjoys jokes about midgets?

Hi there, I'm Cjad the Nord, guild leader of The Silly Nannies [GROG]. No doubt you've heard of us.

No?

Well then, lemme throw down some knowledge for you. "The Silly Nannies", above all, like Guild Wars. Maybe you do, too, who knows. I'm not one to make assumptions on the first date. Anyway, I think that if we got to know one another, we could hit it off, exchange numbers, and possibly meet again for a paddleboat ride or what have you. If that doesn't interest you, well then, just have a look down...

Above all, we're pretty casual and laid back. Losing is okay in our book, so long as everyone had fun. We don't subscribe to the belief that Guild Wars is serious business, and we find people with bad sportsmanship (and are otherwise really lame) to be major buzz kills.

Though we have a focus on PvE, some of us are pretty active in PvP, and we're looking for people who are interested in breaking into the GvG circuit as well. We probably won't become a top ranked Guild, but that isn't really important, because GvG is fun as hell (you could say we like like it). Just remember that we probably won't be GvGing daily, though conversely we aren't just going to go into it willy nilly waving our underwear on sticks (tried that once, didn't have the intended effect).

So you may find yourself asking right now, "What can [GROG] do for me?"

I'm glad you asked. Membership in the guild gets you a snazzy laminated ID card, that looks real official and whatnot. You also get access to the backroom where you'll find a fully stocked bar, swingin' club music, and a rotating heart shaped bed. But best of all, you'll be a member of one of the most amorous...friendliest...ya, friendliest guilds around that isn't wound up on being OMG Suber Leet. Our standards in terms of game experience are low, but in order to wear the Beer Cape like the rest of us, we ask of you some things:The guild is as much about giving as it is about recieving. We don't like leeches We do hold some standards when it comes to personality. We're only looking for cool, mature(ish) players who can take a joke and give one back in return We aren't a piggy bank. We don't care if you aren't the wealthiest player in the world, but don't make a habit of constantly asking for money/such Do you know what's what?! If this interests you, and you think you're a bad enough dude to wear the Beer Cape, then you should totally sign up at our forum, or even drop me a line in game. I like to personally get to know possible new recruits before giving them the invite, so be sure to chat me up if you see me. Heres some guut links for you:

Wiki: The Silly Nannies (GROG)

Forum: The Uncharted Isle

Contact Me: My in-game name is "Dirth Arcadius". I'd prefer if you either talked to me in-game or registered at our forum rather than PM me here, as I don't check GW Guru as often as I should.

Info:
Membership - International (also in a fairly international alliance)
Allegiance - Luxons (WE'RE COMING FOR YOUR TREES, KURZICKS!)
Awesome-ness - Over 9000
Focus - PvX (with a penchant for BOTH)
Surprises - Who knows?

Cheerios, lads.