Your funny/scary stories topic with a new twist.

We've all wrote about or read the many topics of about your funny/scary moments with PUGS's and such. But how about one about hero/henchmen and the dumb things they will do.

One of the weirdest and funniest looking back...but made me and my friend go WTF. Was taking three of us to Underworld with hero's. We cleared the first room, then the mesmer's and were heading to the room with all the death spiders to start the various main quests and on about three or four differnt trips Zhed just starts booting it down the hallway after the spiders for no reason at all. Just completly oblivious to everything else going on around us. Force clicking him to where we are only made him run back right before he booted it again back down the hall. Nothing stopped him and he did this on like four of the ten trips we tried.

Probably when they introduced heroes(period.)

When Ogden outright refused to heal my friend and watched him slowly die. Full energy, all skills recharged, within casting range. Just stood there. He died slowly and painfully. By the time I realised Ogden was taking the piss and standing doing nothing at all, I checked his skills and had to manually try to heal him. Even then he ignored those. I LOVE when they nerf hero AI, yet increase enemy AI. WOO! ENEMIES RUN OUT OF AOE BUT HEROES STAND THERE IN THE RAIN OF FIRE!

Tell me about it...how is they make a great Enemy AI but can't make a hero AI that can do just as good, they are usable but really stupid at times.

Zhed killed the Wailing Lord after we had finished all the other parts of FoW. Only kill that he got the entire trip.

A dumb thing heros/henchmen will do?? Stand in AoE nukes!!! Seriously my whole henchmen/hero parties have wiped before because the AI is so horrible... the enemy seems better

Glf Mursaat Monk

doing the defend the eye quest in GW:EN. Saw a huge snowball rolling towards my part, I realize its deadly move out of the the way and see all my heroes and my friend's heroes standing right in the way. Just stood there and watched it crush them with them all yelling "uuggggghhh".


It got less funny after it started happening again and again. :|

Heh reminds me of my WARRIOR running off after he does one of those bloody hit and run moves henchmen like to do for no apparent reasons in Burrow and standing RIGHT in the way of a snowball, as if he was waiting for it. The enemies were well out of distance, all the mages were on the safe side, but the warior disengages and runs into the path of a snowball.