A real Grind title! ..and a fun one too (serious suggestion)

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MithranArkanere
MithranArkanere
Underworld Spelunker
#2
Eh...

NO. Please, no.

Kills of dummies are not counted after they first die, so people wanting to get such a title would have to zone, zone and rezone again.
Servant of Kali
Servant of Kali
Jungle Guide
#3
Who said kills of dummies are not counted after they first die? Dummies respawn you can kill them million times without rezoning.

ps: DSPPMO
Sparda
Sparda
Lion's Arch Merchant
#4
You know what i hate Grind but this is kind of funny.
only put rank 16 on 1.337.000 couse iff you wanna show of this makes it more funny.
But yet again im not doing it.
MithranArkanere
MithranArkanere
Underworld Spelunker
#5
XDDD.

Yes, you can, but they do not count.No. They do not respawn. They resurrect. They are the very same monsters. And, as you know, resurrected monsters do not:
- Give XP.
- Drop items.
- Count for titles.

Just try this in one event with global drops.
Pick an elementalist, with huge AoE skills, and go kill them some times.
You may get 'global drops' (such as birthday cupcakes or easter eggs). But only ONCE, the first time you kill them.
Servant of Kali
Servant of Kali
Jungle Guide
#6
I hate grind too. But I'd love this title. A paradox isn't it? I guess maybe because this isn't a grind-in-disguise title, so it's kinda fun.

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Originally Posted by MithranArkanere
They are the very same monsters. And, as you know, resurrected monsters do not
Ever heard of computer programming? You know, the way GW was made?
Adding 1 programming line into a code for dummies is a piece of cake. How on earth do you think that new titles are made? Do you think that when they add titles they change nothing? How do you think Sunspear rank was made? Oh wait they made it so after blessing is used monsters generate sunspear points. Wow, but not all monsters do that randomly.

Besides, have you EVER seen Dummies on Isle of Nameless randomly dropping items and gold??



As the saying goes, 'against stupidity even the gods are helpless.'
Sparda
Sparda
Lion's Arch Merchant
#7
Quote:
Originally Posted by Servant of Kali
I hate grind too. But I'd love this title. A paradox isn't it? I guess maybe because this isn't a grind-in-disguise title, so it's kinda fun.



Ever heard of computer programming? You know, the way GW was made?
Adding 1 programming line into a code for dummies is a piece of cake. How on earth do you think that new titles are made? Do you think that when they add titles they change nothing? How do you think Sunspear rank was made? Oh wait they made it so after blessing is used monsters generate sunspear points. Wow, but not all monsters do that randomly.


As Asimov would say, 'against stupidity even the gods are helpless.'
Yup it is a paradox
MithranArkanere
MithranArkanere
Underworld Spelunker
#8
The point is that there is no point.
Your point is pointless.

As pointless as thi title would be.
No gold sink as other titles.
No 'to show' time spend making something interesting.

This won't be much different like giving a title for hitting a button repeatedly.
Servant of Kali
Servant of Kali
Jungle Guide
#9
Mithran, do you have any idea how pointless almost all titles in GW are? Do you have any idea how pointless GW actually is, as a whole? You you understand the concept of a game? See, games are pointless. That's one thing you need to learn - the pointlessness of games. That's the very nature of a game. When games became pointless, they become more than games.
Dreikki
Dreikki
Krytan Explorer
#10
They respawn so just go to the trebuchet and put a brick on your spacebar to reach the title overnight.

This is bullshit.
Servant of Kali
Servant of Kali
Jungle Guide
#11
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Originally Posted by Dreikki
They respawn so just go to the trebuchet and put a brick on your spacebar to reach the title overnight.

This is bullshit.
Mirror mirror on the wall...

Besides, no one complains about grinding amber jade and Kurzick/Luxon titles in Fort Aspenwood using the same method - brick on the keyboard. And after selling amber/jade you.. wow don't even need a brick to grind Lucky/Unlucky titles.

That's quite interesting, people are OK with using the existent C+space / brick etc titles, but the title that does the SAME and is equally difficult to achieve, and the only difference is - it's not disguised - then that title is BS?


Wake up.
King Kong
King Kong
Krytan Explorer
#12
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Originally Posted by Servant of Kali
That's quite interesting, people are OK with using the existent C+space / brick etc titles, but the title that does the SAME and is equally difficult to achieve, and the only difference is - it's not disguised - then that title is BS?

Wake up.
lol he's got a point you know!
MithranArkanere
MithranArkanere
Underworld Spelunker
#13
The other creatures FIGHT BACK.

Come back when dummies have pointed sticks or something.
Croco Clouds
Croco Clouds
Wilds Pathfinder
#14
The max title should be called 'Player of WoW'
genofreek
genofreek
Desert Nomad
#15
Agree with Croco Clouds, and I would SO max this ****er just because.

/signed.
Rainbird
Rainbird
Frost Gate Guardian
#16
I wonder how many people would go beyond r1...
/signed! Just to find out :P
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AlienFromBeyond
Jungle Guide
#17
/notsigned

I just think its a dumb idea.
Zinger314
Zinger314
Debbie Downer
#18
This topic fails miserably at satire.
FelixCarter
FelixCarter
Wilds Pathfinder
#19
We already have alot of wierd and pointless titles. But this one would just be too funny. Sense of humor ftw.

/Signed
Servant of Kali
Servant of Kali
Jungle Guide
#20
And wow finally, a Zinger, the nihilist man. The one man to oppose the universe. Whenever Zinger rants about something you *know* it's good

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Originally Posted by MithranArkanere
The other creatures FIGHT BACK.
Come back when dummies have pointed sticks or something.
As old Greeks used to say, stultorum infinitus numerus est.

Mithran, come back when you have some valid arguments OK? The things that you're saying make absolutely no sense. This is supposed to be Grind title, it has almost no requirements to get it aside of spending time which *gasps* is the point of any grind. If it wasn't grind, it would require time+fun+skill or time+fun... but anyway enough with philosophy.

You fail miserably because using the same logic:
1) Treasure Hunter - do chests fight back!?
2) Lucky/Unlucky title - that hurts ouch, the circles open up and swallow you!
3) Does leeching in Fort Aspenwood to get Friend of Kurzicks/Luxons hurt? Oh yea, I'm sure as a Luxon standing up there on a cliff doing nothing hurts. It's not like Kurzicks can even reach and hit me, yet, still, I get points for even losing!
4) Wisdom title - uh, identifying items hurts, I mean, item could be Cursed and ... do something bad.
5) Sweeth Tooth - oh this one surely hurts when you get toothache!
6) Drunkard - no comment

Ok, so out of the top of my head, I've named 7 titles which dont pass your requirements. Are you going to send a formal complaint to ANet or what?


There ought to be a law against stupidity.