Acquiris Quodcumque Rapis [AQR]

(TL;DR at the bottom of the post!)
AQR is a small gathering of friends who are seeking to broaden their horizons.
I'd begin to introduce us as a friendly, carefree bunch who play both PvE and PvP for fun, but that is so cheesy and hardly necessary. How many guilds are filled with unfriendly people anyway?

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So let's get this on with, here's what we offer:

1)
Guild Hall with almost all NPCs unlocked. Incredibly unnecessary since the Xunlai agent and the Priest of Balthazar is all you'll ever need, but it's something we can boast with.
2)
Guild Cape, duh. It's not the best there is, but I'm doing what I can to get it changed to something cooler. Join and help me tip the scales to our favor!
3)
Active members and, unfortunately, even more inactive ones. Which is why we're recruiting in the first place.
Join us and drag your friends with you as well, even if it means you'll have to beat them with a stick until they agree.
4)
FUN TYMES! We play for fun, that's all. There will be no hard feelings if you don't want to do every single thing we ask of you.
The second you're forced into something even though you protest wildly for several hours is the second the guild is disbanded.
5)
Though it is of no importance to me, we are a Kurzick guild (cause the kurzick armor looks cool).
6)
An Alliance with one other guild, filled to the brim with awesome members. The brim count as high as 3, but that is hardly important, since they're awesome.
Our members are awesome too.
7)
A forum located here. Unfortunately due to a rogue it is admin approval only, but we are going to change hosting and get a more secure forum (complete with a fancy url) soon.
*8)
Teamspeak, ventrilo, IRC, a real homepage and whatever else we need will come shortly.

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What we expect out of you:

1)
That you're a cool guy who is fairly active and hopefully quite talkative. It would be great if you're able to read between the lines and not get offended every time someone is using foul language or telling stupid, witless jokes. Nothing is more boring than robot players who never utter a single word and nothing is more annoying than people who take everything too seriously and can't laugh at their own expense.
2)
It really helps if you're helpful(pun not intended, but kept for great justice) and not a completely useless drone.
3)
We don't care if you're a newbie or a 1337 5up32 m364 pwnz0r5, as long as you meet at least one of the above criteria.
If you're a newbie, we'll educate you if you want/is necessary, if you're super mega leet pwn, we're just happy to bring you aboard.

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How to contact us:
If you're interested in joining, PM me here on the forum or whisper to these players in-game:

Herman Den Hemska
Burning Babe (Fueled By Anger)
Daisuke Cypher
Hitomi Suenaga (Neil Kaelin Cypher)

I shouldn't have to tell you, but the easiest way to get in touch in-game is to add those four to your friend list.

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TL;DR
We're a tiny Kurzick guild with a bunch of cool members, and we want more cool members. We play for fun, cause that's what you're supposed to do. We do everything from PvP to dungeon crawling and having picnics at hard to reach places.