H & N test - Third time lucky

EDIT: H & N is honorable and nice - seem to have forgotten that ^^

Yep its time for another of those, i dont know how many of you even remember the last ones but Its nice to see the current state of the community. Do you glow with an inner light? or slurp like human slime?

Its as simple as it could be, simply post your answers!

1 - The classic, as you stand around LA you see someone selling a black dye for 100g do you:

A - buy buy buy, (A profits a profit right?)
B - Kindly inform them of the real price (Ignorance is NOT bliss)
C - Ignore it - not you, not your problem
D - Something else (ooh you mysterious stranger)

2 - Due to some evil deeds (your not that H & N are you?) you've been sentenced to 1 days community service - do you:

A - Spend some time in Shing jea teaching newbies (newbies are people too)
B - Offer runs for cut prices (its a "service")
C - Sell some of your old armor (It was expensive at the time so the price *may* be high)
D - Do nothing (You aint seen me right?)

3 - You find a new and valuable scam going on...what do you do?

A - Inform A-net! (Police state FTW?)
B - Show everyone how it works! (Communism FTW?)
C - Cash in on the the scam! (Capitalism FTW?)
D - Ignore it.. (Apathy FTW?)

4 - Your aunt Sophie (she recovered you'll be glad to know) decided to get you a prezzie fitting of your obsession, a nice Mini Whiptail - do you:

A - Thank her and name it shopiena in her honor? (Complement/insult - you decide)
B - Thank her, but give it to someone else later (Its the thought right?)
C - Thank her, flog it later (Its the cash that counts?)
D - "Did you keep the receipt?" (that lady keeps EVERYTHING)

Its that time of year again, the twinkle of magic in the eye and the soft whisper of....WHEREZ THE HAT??!? - how do you respond

A - Kindly inform the person when the hat is available and when (odds are again..and again..and again)
B - To get a hat press F10 (Edumacation is gut ja?)
C - To get a hat press Alt & F4 (Lolololololz)
D - Whack that "all chat" toggle (ahh the quiet....so nice)

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So all vote now! (heh)

oh and im sure it will be asked - heres mine

1:B - Kindly inform them of the real price (Ignorance is NOT bliss)
2:A - Spend some time in Shing jea teaching newbies (newbies are people too)
3: D - Ignore it.. (Apathy FTW?)
4: B - Thank her, but give it to someone else later (Its the thought right?)
5: B - To get a hat press F10 (Edumacation is gut ja?)

1.a
2.b
3.d
4.c
5.d

there ya go

A-his own fault,how hard is it to check the dye trader?
D-A am lazy like that
C-except if there is a ban chance,then D
A-its not like they are worth anything on the market anyway
D-(questioning their sexual preferences aint an option?)

A- One mans loss is another man's fortune
E - Not play Guild Wars
D- I don't care.
C
E- tell them in caps to gtfo and die in a fire because they're stupid and I hate them.

A.

D.

D.

C.

C.

1. A- You snooze you lose.

2. B- When i'm really bored I sometimes run for free anyway, well not anymore I farm snowmen now, but I did.

3. D- I didn't fall for it, not my problem. But i'm no scammer either.

4. B- Got one dedicated in HoM already and finding a buyer would take ages.

5. A- I have no idea why I do this but every event I seem to tell ~40 people when and where to get the hat. I'm just a model citizen I guess.

a then b
b
a
b
a

And yes i know that almost spells abba =\

1 - B: I've been on the othe side of this - and didn't know the price of something untils omeone helped me out. Paying it forward.

2 - A: I used to do help runs in Vizunah and enjoyed it.

3 - D: Scams happen every day unfortunately.

4 - B: Already have one.

5 - A: As well as possibly posting something in the party search [Hey people need help sometimes]

A - buy buy buy, (A profits a profit right?)
A - Spend some time in Shing jea teaching newbies (newbies are people too)
D - Ignore it.. (Apathy FTW?)
C - Thank her, flog it later (Its the cash that counts?)
D - Whack that "all chat" toggle (ahh the quiet....so nice)

It appears I don't really care about the going-ons, except for a noob when I see one

what is H & N

1. A - It's MY black dye now
2. B - One time I loaded up my heroes and fought my way from Ascalon to LA to get 2 newbies Christmas hats.
3. D - If it's no big deal it's not worth fussing about, and if it's huge I don't want my account involved in any way.
4. B - I already have a Whiptail.
5. D - I've hurt guildies' feelings because I keep Local chat off so often; they would type in Local in the GH and I wouldn't respond.

1.a
2.a(except in pre searing)
3.d
4.d
5.D!

oh H & N is Honorable and Nice.

1. A ~ Can never have enough dosh

2. B ~ It's not that bad, atleast i'm not being lazy with D, and some runs might be somewhat challenging.

3. C ~ if it's just exploiting people's stupidity or something. If it's ambrace duping and shit like that, nty.

4. B ~ Might be hard to find someone who actually wants it from me though

5. C ~ If i suspect them to be damn stupid. If that's the 15th time i've heard the question in under an hour.. i just lose it

1) A, most of the time, B if I feel nice
2) D, I'l help some of my guildies
3) A, I despise scam, the sooner it stop, the better
4) A, I'l put it in HoM and the trash it, hey, its inshrined for ever!
5) This is a tricky one, but most of the time it will be A, some time C when I get annoyed too much

1. A - I'll tell them if the profit margin is mimimal, but when we start talking about free plat for negligible effort...

2. B - If I have to be altruistic, mise well make SOME money doing it

3. A - Proper solution for dupers, scammers and the like: confine all of them to a single room, flood it with kerosene and light a match.

4. C - More cash > less cash, I suppose.

5. D - Actually, you need an 'E': gw.****wikis.org (censored due to the site having a policy against linking to outside websites)

pressed F10 recently?

oh yes might have been a good idea to put honorable and nice in there somewhere....

B or C - Depending on my mood.
D - I don't mind helping newbies, but I don't spend all day doing it. I don't run and selling stuff is ftl.
A - Scams are ftl.
A - I like Whiptails.
A or D - Again, depending on my mood.

1. B - Suggest they check the dye trader. (teach a man to fish...)
2. D- I was framed, i don't do "evil deeds" and I would never "do time" in Shing Jea!(except on the boardwalk during festivals) I hang out in Kamadan.
3. A - Scammers must DIE (police state be damnned!)
4. C (if "flog" means "Sell") - I've already got one of those things
5. A - Answer the question. Chat's got a nice scroll feature so you don't have to type it over and over.

A
D
C
C
A

12 chars

A
D
C/D - Depending on if it'll end up getting me banned or not.
None of the Above. I'll put it in HoM, then trash it.
D