Drunkmaster class

im really bored so heres my Drunk class


Attributes:
Primary: Drunk, most of the drunk classes self-heals/defense
you walk 0.4% faster for each point in Drunk ( 4.8% at 12 mastery!)
Kung fu: Fighting attribute! Drunken Kung fu
You attack 5% faster for each 3 points in Kungfu
Dancing: Uses Many stances
Hang over: Takes damage, but does effects>

I have 8 example skills

Drunk skills:
Numb: Skill: your screen goes disoriented for 5...30 seconds (so you can't really see..its all blur)
but you take 1....20 less damage.
"I love you!" chant, Target Foe becomes Crippled and weakened for 3....15 seconds recharge 25 seconds

Kung fu:
Lean: attack skill, do an additional 10
You and target foe are knocked down for 3 seconds,
Fails if not under a drunk shout
Tipsy: stance, Become dazed for 1,...12 seconds you move,attack and attack 33% faster and have a 50% chance to block. You also have a 50% chance to miss with attacks.

Dancing:
In the zone: Elite stance, for 2....10 you move 50% faster and have a 75% chance to block. If you are hit by a melee attack you are knocked down
Super Pro: Elite stance, for 2....15 seconds you move,attack and skills recharge 33% faster. You take double damage from all sources.

Keelover Signet: You are knocked down and dazed for 10 seconds, target foe is knocked over and dazed for 5....12 seconds.
Puke : spell.lose 40....20% and become dazed hp all foes within earshot are diseased and poisoned.

Non attribute skill:
Gasy. elite Shout All foes within earshot are knocked down and poisoned for 10 seconds. You are knocked down for 3 seconds.

Weapons of choice: Beer Bottle 13-15 damage( innate +5 energy)
or : Dancing Gloves (dual weapon)10-10 damage innate + 30 hp (can apply fortitude on it)
Off hand: innate +5 hp!

Natural energy: 20! 4 pips of energy

Drunkenmasters use alot of adrenaline skills!
With a decent amount of energy skills.

ready 4 flames btw >.>

btw this wasn't really a silly suggestion...just wanted to do a drunk class
(notice the skills)

thats ridiculous

Probably is... I was bored >.> imagination does wierd stuff.

Even though it wasn't really a silly suggestion, it is more amusing than some of the resent silly suggestions.

Most of the skills are just silly, but the general idea of them would be nice to have as PvE skills for the drunkard title.

I take offense at this class, you didn't add any Irish whisky